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 No.118530

NuZach? Yeah he's a sissy for BBC, Big Balvin Cock, my dick
>He lost and is super gay and he's just seething for my dick is all. Balvin boners do that to a playa, that's why I'm here with Mcdonalds to promote the new McCrackmuffin sammich, it's delicious and makes you wanna work out after so you burning all dem uggo carbs. I get my work out in on Nuzach's anus just plugging away til dat boi prolapsin' all over the dance floor.

 No.118533

Nuzach wishes he could be a successful spic like JBalvin and Ramon, instead he's a mullato jew like TRSperg.

 No.118536

I heard that Nuzach once got mistaken for a white guy in a dark alleyway and it re-shaped his entire worldview and tricked him into thinking he could white pass online. Sadly he could not, his jewlato behavior gave him away everytime. Without even being doxed or even hunted really Nuzach will gobble down all bait he sees like a jew trying to justify their buffet ticket purchase.
>Just one more bait then I'm done I swear

 No.118539

>seething so hard he is creating threads for Nuzach and samefagging
You /cow/kikes are just pathetic now.
Hey, how's the dox coming along? lol never ever, /cow/kike.

 No.118541

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>>118539
Read the fucking comment above yours and realize what you've been doing for so long. Pick a fucking new name to go by if you can't resist bait. I didn't samefag for this, I doubt the other dude comes from /cow/.

Fact is you paint a bunch of people as your enemy and view the entirety of imageboards as one big fight when it isnt.
The reason why Im liked on soyjak more than the owner is, is because he acts just like you while I make actual content.
You're stuck in a rut of not even being funny youre not even doxed bro its not like people are blasting your actual name to bait you into an argument and whats worse is you never even debate, you screetch about shit. Your whole life is being devoted to eating our bait online dude.

How can you live like this?

 No.118598

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>>118539
>I'll project and pathetically try to mimic my alogs to get a win

 No.118618

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>>118541
>it's actually bait!
>I'm not owned!
>I'm just pretending to be retarded!
This desperate /cow/kike trend of getting owned by Nuzach and then claiming it was all just bait after the fact is really pathetic. Then again you've got nothing else. Nuzach turned you out as a bunch of actual fags.

 No.118619

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>>118598
>I'm just ironically a faggot! I'm not truly gay, I just have gay porn saved to my hard-drive to own Nuzach who lives rent free in my /cow/kike head. I'm just pretending to be gay!
Go suck a dick, fag lol.

 No.118633

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>>118618
>>118619
The second image you stole from me Nuzach, you don't know what owned is, the first post you made is quoting me giving you sound advice I predicted you would ignore and you did.
You're as easy to play as a recorder, not even a fiddle.

 No.118635

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>>118633
>/cow/kike gets owned
>claims it was bait after the fact to try and steal a btfo from Nuzach
>gets called out on it by Nuzach, /cow/kike btfo again
>/cow/kike seethes and responds
>"if Nuzach responds to me I win!"
>/cow/kike gets called out again
>/cow/kike seethes
>???????
Profit!

 No.118636

>>118635
use new images you fucking pedophilic retard lolcow, boom you're owned forever and you're Balvin's bitch. BBC is for Nuzach and Nuzach has the tiniest penis ever recorded and it looks like a belly button(innie not an outtie).

 No.118637

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>>118636
>ur dick is small!
>muh BBC!
>get a new image!
>pedo!
>ur the real lolcow, not me!
lmfao SEETHING!
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 No.118638

I honestly have no idea who is who anymore. Mods turn on the damn ids or something so I know who to call a faggot Everyone and who to call a tranny Everyone

 No.118641

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>>118618
>Nuzach is once again using this pic
That means you're really fucking butthurt.

 No.118644

I won, /cow/kike are seething, I'm a winner, you /cow/shitters are loser faggots! I won! I'm happy with my life! Sneethe and cope, I won!

 No.118645

>>118637
Total Nuzach meltdown, posting in an epic Nuzach meltdown thread!

Nuzach lost, total /dunk/ victory over the pedo

 No.118646

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>>118644
>Yeah uh hello Nuzach thinks he won something yeah nah he's meltdown and seething over being a fat faggot with no friends. Here listen to what he said in this post. He is seething and clearly unhappy about his life. He doesn't even know what sneed is after a decade on the internet, get over here, he is an amazing lolcow.

 No.118647

>>118646
I'll fucking kill you, Sneedious, I won, nobody likes you, Hitler is burning in hell, manchild nazi, I won, kill yourself /cow/shitter.

 No.118648

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>>118647
Oh I'm much worse than sneedious, youre my pet lolcow to milk now Nuzach.

 No.118650

>>118648
You're shitty like Nuzach, Emojitroon.

 No.118651

>>118650
He steals my images, I'm the actual troon.

 No.118654

>>118651
You're indeed a boring faggot and should kill yourself. At least get a trip to post both here and /cow/ so I can filter you.

 No.118656

Big Balvin Cock buck breaks pedo faggots.

 No.118658

>>118654
You'd filter more posts than you realize, I don't usually post anime girls to provoke a response unless it's to try hards.
>>118656
Pedos are ALL built for BIG BALVIN COCK PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG

 No.118659

TRANNIES! YOU'RE ALL GAY TRANNIES! YOU TOO MODS! GAHOOLE YOU BIG FUCKING FAGGOT! FUCKING DICK CHUGGING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOTS!

 No.118661

>>118658
You're trying really hard to fit in, Emojitroon.

 No.118662

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>>118661
I'm not emojitroon, nor am I trying.

 No.118664

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>>118662
Samefag, like you took my BBC balvin joke don't call me emojitroon after doing that dude, not cool.

 No.118666

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>I'll fucking kill you, Sneedious, I won, nobody likes you, Hitler is burning in hell, manchild nazi, I won, kill yourself /cow/shitter.

 No.118667

>>118646
>faggy.shitty

 No.118671

>>118667
Here we see the mindbroken Nuzach spit out two words that are barely even words.

 No.118675

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<faggy shitty

 No.118677

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Nuzach is being TOPPED by everyone.
Imagine even Emojitroon and Sneedious dabbing on you!

 No.118680

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Imagine being so angry about a simple man who gives you a mcflurry for free.

 No.118681

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Balvin even gives out free beer how can Nuzach hate this glorious man? I am a Balvin bro for life!

 No.118688

File: 1666073445639.mp4 (2.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, assload mcflurry2.mp4) ImgOps iqdb

>nuzach did nothing but defend assload on /cow/

 No.118689

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>>118688
>Even asston submits to Balvin Bros
How can Nuzach keep losing when even his heroes admit Balvin is Bestvin?

 No.118699

>>118688
>>118689
I've been having this little suspicion for some time that nuzach is actually just Ashton with a new persona.

 No.118700

>>118699
>assload is a pedo who posts CP
Would lower my opinion on assload even more.

 No.118701

>>118677
>seething trio of /cow/kike poop eating fags samefag the thread in their assrage.
Get out of your basement and get some gay conversion therapy, you homosexual incels.

 No.118708

>>118700
He probably gets Bryan to post some of his dad's vintage cp for him.

 No.118709

BBC=

BIG BALVIN 'CFLURRY

 No.118713

>>118699
God damnit that'd mean I always get into these celeb feuds on accident because they're the biggest douchebags when they think they're anon.

 No.118714

Big Balvin Coke
To wash down that big mac without da pickles playah

 No.118753

>>118701
>you guys are the ones samefagging and seething, not me!!!
Hahahaha, you're a real kike, Jewzach.

 No.118764

>>118646
People who post this image don't even know where it was originally traced from.

 No.118765

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>>118764
Checkmate I have a youtube vid of me performing that exact scene that is posted by an unaware faggot who thinks I actually had a moment of Tourettes.

 No.118831

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>>118646
Why is the Tourettes Guy a soyjak? He's an aspirational figure.

 No.118832

>>118831
Jakkers lost their way and it's not always for mocking anymore so they'll self insert all the time really. If it's there I use it myself so that's why I used him to call about Nuzach as hearing it in his voice came across as funniest in my head at the time.
Love the man, heard he died, saw that he didn't but that was a while back. I think he did some old homage videos but he's p old now so he couldn't do as much of the physical bits naturally.

 No.120823

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/124978.html#125032
nuzach seething and defending Koipedo and other zzzchan BO's

 No.120851

>>120823
Take your meds, schizo.

 No.120854

>>120851
Take that BBC and free mcflurry

 No.120855

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>>120854
DID SOMEONE SAY BBC?

 No.120857

>>120855
Yeah Big Balvin Coke, comes with every Balvin meal

 No.120858

>>120857
shitty forced meme

 No.120860

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>>120858
Says the Beta Nuzach the shitty forced meme of a person to the Chad organic meme of a person Erika.

 No.120861

>>120860
>look at my fatass woweee

 No.120862

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>>120861
I need em thicc so I don't break them with my dick

 No.120876

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 No.120877

>>120860
>wow i'm goth i'm like so deep with so many layers
<look at all my shitty tattoos
Women were a mistake.

 No.120888

>>120877
They are so you should fuck men instead

 No.120889

>>120888
He probably watch nigger porn and self insert as the woman

 No.120893

>>120889
gtfo sneedious

 No.120894

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>>120889
Why? There's so much gay nigger porn too I don't get it? I mainly read my porn tho so I spose it makes sense I don't get it.

 No.120904


 No.123124

nuzach and the rest of plategang are pathetic spics without any talent.
JBalvin won
Super Ramon won
simple as that



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