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 No.39773

Imagine you're the guy dancing. What do you do in this situation?

 No.39774

Take the blonde outside and fuck her.
Then leave with the brunette.

 No.39775

>>39774
Of course, your friends have to leave you alone for this to work.
Fuckin assholes…

 No.39776

>>39773
Whitoids truly dance like paraplegic clowns, as soon as they start squirming about in the dancefloor then i would leave, being seen with them would hinder my rising value.

 No.39777

>>39776
This, only niggers know the proper way to hedonistically shake one's hips and move in a tribalistic, berserk fashion.

 No.39778

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>>39776
>>39777
Das rite, wh*tebois, now hold my grape juice and watch this.

 No.39779

>>39778
lmao seethe whitoid, at least when she does the paraplegic dance she actually becomes a cripple now compare it with your pseudocripple dance moves, like nigga do something else where you can be real if even dancing requires that you to be deceitful and retarded.

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>>39778
I hold but I also drink some

 No.39781

>>39779
Are you… not white?

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>>39779
Twerking and breakdancing whatever else niggers call "urban dance" is truly atrocious to look at. Twerking in particular is just absolutely abhorrent. It is literally what apes do to attract a mate.
I would not even call that dancing to be quite honest.

 No.39783

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>>39781
I am whatever you want me to be bb ;}

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mission accomplished

 No.39795

>>39773
In all honesty i kind of understand that guy, that slender girl is usually the type of girl i go for and they are great to be around, not to mention quite beautiful as well.

 No.39801

>>39795
If I were that guy I'd dump the blonde bitch right on the spot and go take that short hair girl and fuck her brains out.

 No.39807

>>39795
>>39801
he probably just fucked them both. Gotta be careful with the crazy short chicks though. They are the kind that cut up all your clothes and cut the cables on all your electronics while you are at work because you smiled at the waitress at the olive garden

 No.39808

I would get flustered, stare at the women like a deer in the headlights for few seconds, awkwardly smile, then leave the room.

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>ywn have two girls fight over you

 No.39826

>>39774
The blonde is probably the wife and the guy is probably drunk lol



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