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Imagine you're the guy dancing. What do you do in this situation?


Take the blonde outside and fuck her.
Then leave with the brunette.


Of course, your friends have to leave you alone for this to work.
Fuckin assholes…


Whitoids truly dance like paraplegic clowns, as soon as they start squirming about in the dancefloor then i would leave, being seen with them would hinder my rising value.


This, only niggers know the proper way to hedonistically shake one's hips and move in a tribalistic, berserk fashion.


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Das rite, wh*tebois, now hold my grape juice and watch this.


lmao seethe whitoid, at least when she does the paraplegic dance she actually becomes a cripple now compare it with your pseudocripple dance moves, like nigga do something else where you can be real if even dancing requires that you to be deceitful and retarded.


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I hold but I also drink some


Are you… not white?


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Twerking and breakdancing whatever else niggers call "urban dance" is truly atrocious to look at. Twerking in particular is just absolutely abhorrent. It is literally what apes do to attract a mate.
I would not even call that dancing to be quite honest.


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I am whatever you want me to be bb ;}


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mission accomplished


In all honesty i kind of understand that guy, that slender girl is usually the type of girl i go for and they are great to be around, not to mention quite beautiful as well.


If I were that guy I'd dump the blonde bitch right on the spot and go take that short hair girl and fuck her brains out.


he probably just fucked them both. Gotta be careful with the crazy short chicks though. They are the kind that cut up all your clothes and cut the cables on all your electronics while you are at work because you smiled at the waitress at the olive garden


I would get flustered, stare at the women like a deer in the headlights for few seconds, awkwardly smile, then leave the room.


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>ywn have two girls fight over you


The blonde is probably the wife and the guy is probably drunk lol

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