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 No.71242

>>68866
Those self-checkout machines are probably there to sell the video camera information to companies, i have no source on this but it would be a good way to make money.

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 No.73632

>>71242
ok next time i am at the store I will run my bare unwiped nutsack all across the scanner.

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 No.73745

>>73742
using people as test balloons for your own hypothesis is based

 No.73788

>>68866
I remembered this White woman who had a Gab account admitting that she stole stuff. She went on to defend herself saying how she's not the same as a nigger. So stupid.

Self-awareness check = i'm not white

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>>75116
profound

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 No.75195

>>75193
post moee VatoZone memes if you have em

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 No.76781

>>71721
summerfag detected

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 No.79889

>>66107
o man imagine pulling that little primadonna's stumpy toes off one by one

 No.79891

>>66107
Who's the midget and why is him being tortured a good thing?

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>>66107
omg the woman one is literally Zach if you add jalapenos to the pizza and pot, top kek

 No.79897

>>79891
Warwick Davis, found after searching midget actors. For some reason I thought he was cast by Lynch at some point but apparently not. The only Lynch he's worked with was Evanna Lynch, and they were both in Harry Potter so I guess the rest is self-explanatory.

 No.79908

>>79891
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

 No.79911

>>79908
Jokes aside though, I feel bad for midgets. Imagine trying to be good and look good by having muscles, only for women to reject you. In the bitter end, it's for the best as you don't want fucked up genes in your future kid.

 No.79921

>>79896
Honestly i kinda want a woman that likes those things. We can snuggle while she rolls a joint for us.

 No.79922

>>79921
Faggot.

 No.79940

>>79922
Come on man, we've all had that feeling of wanting to be loved.

 No.79980

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those socks aren't gonna hang themselves anon, just like Epstein

 No.79995

>>79993
just hang there bro

 No.79996

Reddit tier thread OP uses facebook to show his grandma chad memes.

 No.80004

>>79996
wholesome

 No.80005

>>79996
I think the thread is supposed to be ironic and I'm not OP, but I've been posting all the new ones from >>79980 onwards. All shamelessly stolen from ifunny.

 No.80031

>>80005
>thread is supposed to be ironic
Um I've been laughing at some of them…

 No.80041

>>80031
But in an ironic way, right? As in, so bad it's good

 No.80043

>>80041
No… I guess I'm still a normalfag at heart.

 No.80044

>>70853
Fring was a Breaking bad character so of course he's good.

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 No.80102

>>80092
literally me on tinder, fml
I should know better but I've lowered my standards a lot

 No.80106

>>80092
I'd facefuk the girl on the right tbh

 No.80111

>>80102
If you live in the city, these are the only women around aside from the usual dating site girls.

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 No.80427

>>80421
21st century humor makes me laugh for real.


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