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Cheers from Best Emma on this milestone, /dunk/.


illegitimate GET stolen by spam


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Seethe more, /sp/.
/bestemma/ has always dominated GETball on /tv/ and adjacent boards.


no such thing as best emma


Argue with my GET, lol.


ok spam is ok got it gud GET see you next time mwah


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Did you delete your shameful off by one yourself or did you beg to the mods to do it? Better yet, are you a mod?


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You're lucky this isn't my board, on /bestemma/ flopsonposting was a bannable offense.


At least she is a genuine Emma, unlike your waifu "muse".


Flopson is anything but genuine, other than genuine trash that is. You couldn't even give her to Dagon, he'd just spit her back.


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Speaking of Dagon, I am finally getting a proper HD version of the film, including all the special features:
Dagon (2001) + Extras (1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1 r00t)
Amongst other things there is an interview with Macarena. My old DVD is bare bones, so I wanna finally check it out in HD with all the special features.

Here is my updated backlog btw.:
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
The Hunger (1983)
Jakob's Wife (2021)
La chiesa aka The Church (1989)
La casa con la scala nel buio aka A Blade in the Dark (1983)
Carnival of Souls (1962)
Underwater (2020)
V/H/S/ 94 (2021)
Dawn Breaks Behind the Eyes (2021)
Kicking Blood (2021)
Memoria (2021)
The Superdeep (2020/1)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)
La Fiancée des ténèbres (1945)
La rage du Démon aka Fury of the Demon (2016)
Under the Silver Lake (2018)
The Devils Honey (1986)
Mr. Turner (2014)
Musarañas (2014)
PIG (2021)
Sator (2019/21)
Skyggenes dal aka Valley of Shadows (2017)
The Island at the Top of the World (1974)
Thriller aka They Call Her One Eye (1973)

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Season 1)
Death Comes to Pemberley (2013) (three-part mini-series based on the novel by P. D. James)

I'll be at the temple later. Right now I gotta take a break, I've looking through the Danish National Archive for probate records for too long now.


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I hope I can catch you there, I'll be back in about 5 hours.


emma is already milf hot. As i get older the more sexy she seems to me


>glass perfectly covers her left eye
Yet another mkultra'd femoid…



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What's the difference between a delicious almond snack and a pseud obsessed with lesbo slasher flicks?

Ones a macaroon, the others a macatroon


cope, køter


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Seethe pale monkey. You look like something that crawled out a cave. Never ever talk to me or any other WatsonBVLL like that again nordcel


Turns out I was unable to be back 5 hours after my post, sorry for that.


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I've seen some good sapphic slashers in my time. I love some good neon, uh, neon-lit violence, ultraviolence, and a masked lesbian killer in a slasher. That is hot stuff.

First Zach, and now the resident non-white Mᴇᴅᴄᴠᴄᴋ is jumping on the Watson bandwagon? That is very uncool. Please leave Watson alone and waifu someone else.


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Can't make a watsonlette without ZACHing a few eggs. HasBASED did nothing wrong.


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>Macarena Gomez is best Emma
I choose her over Watson and Roberts. She'd tie with Stone though


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Damn, looking very old there. Not really into the whole granny thing myself but more power to you


Flopson looks at least 10 years older than >she is.


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case in point


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This is from last year. Gay if you wouldn't


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>granny arms
>nigger eyes
>thick makeup and airbrushed to shit to the point it's noticeable in that low res pic


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Obsessing over eye color is weird muttmerican /pol/cel shit, nobody who has ever had sex does that


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Halle Berry looking bitch


Would somebody like to remind the class how many Oscars Flopson has?


About as many as Ellen Page without the nomination.


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I ain't playin' wit' no DILDO, wario ware shove it up yo own ass game


It is the easiest way to weed out non-whites who appear to pass otherwise. I want to like Watson Flopson, but I cannot in good conscience overlook her brown eyes. It is a deal breaker, and her lack of Oscars, and her lack of singing and acting abilities, and quite frankly, her filmography, is not making things better for her.


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Who gives a shit. There are plenty of white people who are fucking losers just look at this site. If Emma Watson was mexican or eskimo I'd still nut inside without hesitation because I'm not a fag who lets internet memes dictate their whole life


No, you are just some loser without any standard who would willingly curse his own bloodline with brown eyed mutts. Very American of you.




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You shouldn't be thinking about other men's children. You should be asking yourself why you are a loser who gets no pussy

I mean that with love and respect by the way


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>You shouldn't be thinking about other men's children. You should be asking yourself why you are a loser who gets no pussy
In other words: Oy vey, goy! Why are you thinking about declining white birth rates and preserving white features?! Just let me racemix dammit!

I mean that with malice and loathing by the way.


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All you are doing is being hateful to other people who are happy, none of this improves your shitty life. Unironically sad


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>trap ass ~ girl pussy


>being hateful
It's hateful to have other goals than you?
>who are happy
That is their problem.
>none of this improves your shitty life
But it's a start


You nazi fucks will push it too far one day. I hope your reich burns


They have to have one first, turbo


>muh blue eyes!
Fuck yourself Hans, sincerely a white croatian Slav with brown eyes.


It's likely a jew splitting hairs to foster D&C again


Reminder that trsperg is a flopsoncuck and hates Varg. Probably him seething.


>Croatian/Slav/brown eyes
Pick one


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you probably have hazel eyes, not brown. There's a difference, even though one could argue hazel is a shade of brown. When it comes to eye classification, brown eyes means dark brown with no obvious depth to the iris, like the ones in Flopson or the average nigger.
Hazel is different. Think Kate Beckinsale.


>brown eyes
Yer a Turk, Hrvatin.


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Who wore it best?


Anyone notice how only flopson cucks are insecure enough to throw a fit in a Best Emma thread?


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This was playing at the temple


Why is flopson so bad bros?


Slavs are white, seethe more Hans Mcmehmet


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<There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?


I'd let Gomez drive me anywhere.


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Now this one.


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I've listened to a lot of Kim Wilde in my time. That is hot stuff.


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And yet here I am, hanging on the telefon.
Like Der Ewige Telefonposter.


Is it too late for you to give the the No Phoneposting November challenge a go?


It is, although I'm on desktop right now.
Just hanging on the telephone temple like Kim and Debbie.


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>it's a thinly veiled schizo tech talk episode


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Threadly reminder that Terry was a Flopson fan


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B-b-based! Chalk up another win for the Watsonheads


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>I'll have a flopson, diced not sliced
>t. Dagon
<Your wishes are my orders


All I wanted to do was watch some kino, turns out I don't even have enough computers to do that.


What's a Dane doing running a taperia?


To be fair it is more of a maid café, offering anything from rød pølse to Danish pastry.


mmm danish pastry.


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Nic, have you seen Champagne & Bullets from 1993?
<After being set up on phony drug charges by a corrupt cop named Normad, two respected policemen, Rick and Huck, are kicked off the force. Years later, Rick reunites with Cindy, his ex-girlfriend, who reveals that she's being pursued by a ruthless satanic cult that has started practicing human sacrifices and, even worse, is being operated by none other than Normad! When Huck is set up again by Normad, who is now a judge, Rick takes it upon himself to defeat the encroaching evil.
Vinegar Syndrome Blu-ray promo trailer: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=PiQ5yCYAvJA


I'm afraid I haven't.

I like Iberian ham, what can I say.


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My backlog is reaching novel-length proportions, and still I keep adding new titles. Came across Schlaf/Sleep from 2020, a German Lynchian horror film over at Arrow just now.
Sleep - Official Trailer: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Qlze_PsmA6E
Sleep Trailer | ARROW: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=IH_2sEvsrc0

And I want to get around to Lamberto Bava's erotic giallo Le foto di Gioia/Delirium from 1987 with Daria Nicolodi, George Eastman, & Sabrina Salerno: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=eiGlpK0KNmk
The fashion magazine setting reminds me of La dama rossa uccide sette volte (1972), and I know how much you liked the fashion photography scene in that.


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<the temple momentarily switches from Lovecraftian cosmic horror to Lynchian synchronicity talk

>AdeC: Another topic that I'm really curious about is synchronicity. I've always felt that it's a secret window into the deeper mechanisms of nature. I'd love to know your thoughts on synchronicity?

<D.L.: They call it "support of nature". In enlightenment you would be one with those laws of nature, one with the absolute.
>AdeC: So you'd have increased incidences of synchronicity?
<D.L.: Yeah, Mother Nature smiles on you. And if you go against the laws of nature it leads to suffering - and the suffering is really meant to bring you back in accordance with the laws of nature.
>AdeC: So, would you say that if you're running with nature that you can have more incidents of synchronicity? Do you have incidents of synchronicity?
<D.L.: Yes. For instance on Eraserhead. I'd just started meditating and I needed to get a wig. I didn't even really know about wigs. (Chuckles). I just knew that I needed one, so I got in my car and I just went - I didn't even know where I was going. I went up Sunset Boulevard, I was driving along. I look over, I see the wig. I do a U turn and find the traffic almost parts for me like the Red Sea.
>AdeC: (Laughing)
<D.L.: I pulled up, there's a parking space right in front of the wig store. I get out and I go in. I say, "I want that wig in the window". They said, "fine" and "it's on sale". So I get it. It's like that. (Both laugh)

I had a strange experience today.


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<Bearing all the aforementioned dialogues we discover the possibilities of
<The curve towards progressive behavior and the ultimate realization of the
<Goal of evolution, which grants the benefits of added awareness with
<Unlimited boundness of happiness, also known as bliss, which is a result of
<The laws which govern physical behavior merging with the highest levels of
<Spirit, and together manifesting the magical and mystical level of cosmic
<Awareness, becoming one with the longing for complete surrender to the
<Higher self, which has potentially been waiting these long eons of time,
<And in fact sometimes has been dipping into a state of semi-sleep or
<Unconsciousness, bordering on complete absence of thought.
<Specifically, the areas concerning the new futuristic thinking have to do
<With several abstract, somewhat hidden, emotional tendencies which lead one
<To believe that the consequences of interaction between the positive and
<Negative forces are producing a vital link between the subconscious and
<Super conscious minds, which therefore can only be considered as actual
<Structures with two separate and distinctly different qualities.


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Yesterday I was reading this essay on Francis Bacon (the artist) and neuroesthetics, one thing led to another, and next thing I know there was this blogpost detailing how David Lynch had paid homage to Bacon in his work.
Sartle Blog - 8 times David Lynch was inspired by Francis Bacon: https://archive.ph/Gk1YT / https://web.archive.org/web/20210207081752/https://blog.sartle.com/post/164229030465/8-times-david-lynch-was-inspired-by-francis-bacon


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>Dude read this Fartle blog, gayvid lynch was actually inspired by bacon
As a WatsonBVLL I won't (and can't) read this. Nobody gives a shit about what breakfast foods gayvid lynch is jacking off to. Also nobody cares what fag films you are watching, they are probably boring and for fags anyway.

Emma Watson for /tv/ queen 2022


>I fucked /dunk/ up and now I have to fake that people still post here


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Yeah it's kind of sad, these tryhard losers samefagging and bumping they own threads… I guess it's a doggy dog world. Organic Watsonposting is the (based) solution here


Can I get an update on Flopson's career status?


Get out of my IRC room, motherfuckers.

It's a putrid corpse that keeps getting more and more smelly.


The last few seem like a bit of stretches to me but damn if the first ones aren't completely alike.
Based Lynch effectively sculpting in time with paintings.


Also please come to the temple when you have the time.


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Yes, there are some very interesting similarities there, and I think even the Joseph Merrick/Elephant Man one might be inspired partially by Bacon's 1969 self-portrait. At least it seems more inspired by the self-portrait than the actual look of Merrick.
Here is the aforementioned essay: https://archive.ph/B0udf / https://web.archive.org/web/20210828024220/https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnhum.2013.00850/full


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Gooooooood morning /dunk/! Just a quick refresher to tell you that she's in. Zach was right, Gahoole said himself that he likes Watson, what more proofs could you possibly need? If you behave well maybe Macarena Gomez will come as a runner up. No guarantees though.


I mean, you are on wrong, but I don't appreciate your tone.


>come to /dunk/
>make posts that are /art/, /tv/, /truth/ and /lit/ tier
What did they mean by this?


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Damn, that's quite the treatise. I'll have to take a look at a later time.


It means this thread is a /bestemma/ enclave.

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