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 No.79220

>get into an impassioned argument with somebody online
>realize I don't actually have an opinion on the subject of the debate
>spent hours arguing with a stranger for no reason

 No.79221

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>pretend to waifu someonewho is generally detested on this site and someone i have spent significant time mocking and deriding in the past for the lulz
>a week later and I am unironically getting into arguments defending my "new waifu" from detractors
>realise I have a 131 mb folder of this "waifu" now

 No.79223

>>79221
Same. It's painful.

 No.79224

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>>79223
(((mark))) is going to rape you

 No.79225

>>79223
I've told myself to delete the folder and stop posting in those sorts of threads several times now, but I just can't do it.
Have you had better luck, brother?

 No.79227

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>>79221
>>79223
Asuka BEST GIRL Reifags can SUCK IT

 No.79229

>>79227
Fuck off, weeb.

 No.79230

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>>79229
Ah yes. Delicious, delicious loosh.

 No.79231

>>79230
Pedophile fraud.

 No.79234

>>79221
I know the feel (though I rarely save too many waifu pics)

 No.79235

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>see someone acting like a faggot
>bait them into starting an argument so they post a wall of text acting like an even larger faggot
>post smug image
>call them a faggot
>exit thread

 No.79241

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>>79235
woah this is litterally me

 No.79242

>>79241
BLEED THE FUCK OUT, NIGGER.

 No.79244

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>>79242
faggot

 No.79245

Do you not enjoy doing that? I do. Hell it might have been me you were arguing with.

 No.79246

>see two people having an argument
>jump in for one or two posts pretending to be one or the other
>watch as the whole thread turns to shit
>leave
>do it again if they're still arguing when I come back

 No.79253

welcome to depression. I can't even get truly angry anymore, I dont know if this has made me chad or a huge doormat

 No.79263

>>79246
Hell yeah, brother!
Only, some times I actually end up siding with one of them for real, and I waste time getting involved in someone else's argument online.

 No.79272

>>79225
No, not at all. Not having a Megan gf is a festering disease to the heart.

 No.79274

>>79272
Sick! I had no idea you were a complete and utter degenerate. I am deleting that folder right now, I do not want to end up like you.

 No.79275

>>79274
Pretending to be another anon isn't an innovative tactic, "anon."

 No.79276

>>79275
Pretending you are not mentally ill is not fooling anyone, or helping your mental state, fellow "human".

 No.79278

>>79276
It sounds like you're just not being honest with yourself, and are projecting that dishonesty onto me. Maybe try working things out with your family or friend, perhaps a shrink.

 No.79280

>Tired from long day of work
>Wife has food, baby is asleep in crib, kiss it's forehead then watch X-Files with wife, she blows me afterwards
>lay in bed with Barchester Chronicles playing getting sleepy, wife takes care of baby getting it back to sleep, she is watching TV about morbidly obese woman
Internet forums, not even once
>Hear the sound of gunshots over Alan Rickman's dulcet tones
>Grab gun and go in living room, eyepatch wearing commie version of me from USSRA version of reality stands over my dying wife bleeding and coughing on floor, he's grabbed my baby and used his teleportation device to open a portal
<It's just like Sliders
>He hops through portal, reminding me of that awesome TV show Rick and Morty
Fuck it
>

 No.79282

>>79280
Nice script, Refn. When's the movie coming out?

 No.79283

>>79282
You talk shit now and I won't give you any of my strawberries when they come in.

 No.79284

>>79282
Quit hounding the poor anon, the chances are that some yuropoor like Refn would never use such a niche, unknown site such as this.

 No.79287

>>79284
Sounds like someone is getting a strawberry.

 No.79321

>tfw refn will never share his strawberries with you

 No.79328

>Fuck around with some bikers to get weed
>Go to low security prison
>We get internet, 3 meals a day and we have a PS3
>Decide last week to just try tvch.moe to see
>Yeah it's cleared (for some reason)
>Literally typing this from prison
>Have told all the fellow convicts about Zach and Zachie Chan as well as basic internet shit like Sonichu, MDE, Dunk, etc

MISS YOU BOYS <3 Can't get on discord. Also low sec prison is actually fun as fuck, It's really not scary or shit if you're not retarded. They do check our loggings and hopefully Hooligan sees this. Tell him the Truth is OK and thriving as I am and always will be Hooligans friend. We get 3 hour internet access a day, so as long as the boards up Ima shitpost like my life depends on it. Love you boys.

 No.79329

>>79328
How much time in the slammer?
>Trusting bikers in current year
Hope it's for a good while for being retarded

 No.79330

>>79329
Only till next August, not so long but this shit is a breeze and I actually like it.
Yeah I was dumb as fuck lmao

 No.79331

>>79328
>>79330
Time really isn't that tough to do, literally just read a bunch and stay out of trouble.
It's just you never get it back.

 No.79332

>>79330
Lay low and read like >>79331 said, if you have a workshop inside use it, you might even end up learning a basic trade for free.
Fuck bikers too, buncha sellouts.

 No.79336

>>79263
I just remember that internet arguments almost never change anyone's mind so if I feel like I'm about to get frustrated I go do something else. Well that or switch sides mid-argument and start arguing against whoever I was siding with at first.

 No.79337

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>>79328
How much BBC have you taken during your time in the slammer?

 No.79339

>>79328
HOLY FUCK TS YOU'RE ALIVE
Hopefully your time in the slammer isn't too bad bro. Been praying you were doing okay since you went in bro. Keep on strong and you'll be out soon enough They hooked you guys up with dat triple? Shit aussie prison be stressing that ABAP

 No.79340

>>79332
Our friend is already a tradesman.

Let us all remember what Gahoole said:
>>79339
Let's remember to pray for our friend in this time. I hope it helps you, jailedanon, to know we actually are praying for you sometimes. Stay safe and good luck.

 No.79344

>>79340
>Discord e-friends
Just go out with it, what's the point of this imageboard then
Hope the man gets an easy half year inside anyways, never good to have another anon go away.

 No.79351

What the hell is this discord drama and why must it be a thing here?

 No.79352

>>79332
>Fuck bikers too, buncha sellouts.
Tell that to /v/-/pol/ who hates Rockstar for shitting on bikers.

 No.79355

>>79278
I'm not the one who spent literally hours on end moaning and complaining about not having a gf and concocting a rather elaborate headcanon about my waifu over at /tv/.
If anyone is projecting here, and ought to consult a "talking doctor", it is you, and if you want to see some change you should start with the man in the mirror.

 No.79356

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>>79355
That's not me, sounds like you're just spreading negativity born out of ugly character. Try a vacation from tvch, okay bud?

 No.79375

>>79253
Both chads and doormats can be apathetic, it's what you choose to be apathetic about that really sets the two apart.

>>79336
It's almost exactly the same as televised debates, or hell, just about any kind of debate. Both sides are not doing it to convince the other, but to sway the audience.

 No.79383

>>79375
Except almost nobody is swayed by internet arguments. Especially not here, everyone has made up their minds and there aren't any naive newfags to swing one way or the other in any arguments so it's always the same handful of dickheads having a pointless slapfight over stupid shit they'll never budge on. That's why it's so fun to jump into the middle of a shitfit and then leave because it turns the predictable faggot spats into a chaotic mess.

 No.79389

>>79375
I am apathetic to clown world hilarity except for when im not.

 No.79390

>>79352
Rockstar is hated for bad writing, not specifically for shitting on bikers, particularly the only ones portrayed as being straight among the rest who were honeypots.

 No.79392

Sorry boys I only get a few hours a day

>>79331
Yup that's basically what I do. Hell we're playing Pathfinder as it's low sec and everybody is pretty okay besides the dog fuckers.

>>79332
Yeah that's what I do but we got a PS3 and we've been doing Pathfinder and stuff. It's hilarious though, I explained Sonichu lore for like 6 hours and the whole Zach Saga.

>>79337
Australian so most of the inmates "OF COLOURU" are asian or abbo and holy shit do the asians take the brunk of sex. But we're low sec so rape and that is actually really rare, but sex does happen. Once again almost exclusively to the asians.

>>79339
HOOLIGAN
My fucking boy! Missed ya since we called those wrasslin' matches. When I'm out let's do it again. Yeah we even got W2k14 and, no fucking joke, Kingdom Hearts 2 lmao
Miss ya big guy

 No.79394

>>79392
Go choke on vegemite faggot

 No.79397

Looks like Dylan is roleplaying with himself again, jail did a number on his mental state

 No.79404

>>79397
Whatever, William.

 No.79406

>Scottsage
lel Scott can't hamble de bands.

 No.79411

>>79406
Shut up, William! I said shut up!

 No.79412

Why does Dylan do this stupid shit I swear to God he's about to troon out.

 No.79413

>>79412
SHUT UP, WILLIAM!

 No.79414


 No.79415

>>79414
hey william

 No.79416

>>79328
Based TS, you've been missed bro.
t. Bill Wilson



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