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 No.79458

>my mom's turn to host Thanksgiving this year
>uncle had problems at work or something and acted like a pouting child the entire time
>he finally leaves when he realizes no one is paying attention to his bullshit
>rest of the men in my family are the awkward silent types
>this means the gathering now turns into the women, specifically three failed normalfags, blathering on and on about the most inane shit imaginable
>the way they talk and the type of benign-pretending-to-be-edgy jokes they make are disturbingly similar to modern tv shows
>remember this what the average woman is like nowadays
>one of them seems to have a beef with several other members of the family, including me, for some reason and acts like a passive-aggressive bitch all throughout
>can't leave because I agreed to help my mom clean up afterwards
>finally just bang on my mom's piano until everyone leaves
Overall it was a 5/10 experience. I had some mildly interesting conversations with a few relatives before we were drowned out by the screeching harpies.

 No.79459

>>79458
*this is what

 No.79460

I pecked at my food. My grandparents had the heat cranked and it killed my appetite on top of my chronic balance issue making me uncomfortable to sit on a dining chair. I want off this fucking planet so bad ha ha ha

 No.79461

>>79460
oh and my iphone decided to fuck up and the power button became unresponsive and when i went to hard reset it it threw it into a boot loop and had to be reset through itunes yet again. This all put me in a general bad mood.

 No.79470

>>79461
Just don't be an iToddler lol

 No.79471

>>79458
Fuck off you stupid cunt. Your threads are always so fucking shit.
>Screeching harpy shits up /dunk/ with garbage threads
>never contributes anything but empty dead threads
>shits her fatgirl pants the moment a thread becomes popular
Fucking dumb bitch.

 No.79474

>>79471
Stop hitting on me you silly boy ;3

 No.79475

>>79458
Useless fuckmeat, you've probably shown your nasty gash since you could afford to split yourself open for strangers online.

 No.79477


 No.79506

>>79474
you're just mad you're not a real woman

 No.79508

>>79506
>>79474
>samefagging
You probably are a real woman and that's why you act like such a fucking retard.

 No.79529

>>79471
Would you prefer another thread about board drama? How about one about a nobody e-celeb? Maybe another cuckeo game thread is more to your taste?

 No.79531

>>79529
Why don't you get your boyfriend to tell us what we're allowed to post about on your private board shit for brains.

 No.79542

>>79531
Am I supposed to know which boogeyman of the week you're accusing me of being? Is it the same one you're claiming OP to be? Is it related to John or /cow/?

 No.79546

>>79506
imagine getting mad at that clearly ironic shitpost, how low is your iq to fall for that kind of bait

 No.79547

>>79546
fuck off

 No.79549

this was the most mundane post i've ever read on an imageboard

 No.79556

>>79549
thanks for the loosh, mundane

 No.79558

>>79556
Which waifu are you using it for to power into your headspace from the dimensional thoughtforms regarding fiction?

 No.79559

>>79558
Nagatoro is my tulpa

 No.79560

>>79559
She will never bully you IRL, anon.



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