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The door was…
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 No.2374

And that's my review of WILD REGGIE!
I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to!

 No.2375

when BOOM

Louis CK from several pages ago catches up to them, micropenis in hand, pyschotically horny look in his face, busting through the opposite wall next to Linkara and Tyrone also like Kool-Aid Man

And he begins to…

 No.2376

Self-reflect

 No.2377

on white people. Louis realized his jokes made at their expense may have gone too far.

 No.2378

The End

 No.2379

of bidup

 No.2380

And as the president has a long-awaited heart attack, Louis CK's self reflection period ends. Louis, micropenis still throbbing, still horny, decides to…

 No.2381

Self reflect

 No.2382

And in Louis' second self reflection session, he reflects on…

 No.2384

All the little children. All the little baby Jesus..

 No.2385

And Louis says, eyes still wild with cocklust, micropenis throbbing with all its underwhelming might, for all the world to see:

 No.2386

"DUP?! DOUBLE -FUCK- THE -DOUBLE NIGGER-!"

 No.2387

Tyrone looks at him awkwardly, wondering what exactly that had to do with the pair of self reflection sessions Louis just had.

Linkara isn't sure how to respond to him.

 No.2388

Linkara turns to the camera, and looks you dead in the eye.
"It never ends, this shit"
Laughtrack.wav plays loudly on repeat.

 No.2389

The sounds of laughter are replaced by a dull industrial droning, as the camera pans slowly away from Linkara's frozen expression. The camera drifts out into the studio lot and comes to settle on a man. Just an ordinary workman, a Janitor some might say, as he sweeps the studio lot, silently and methodically. The scene carries on for eight minutes.

 No.2390

Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep.

 No.2391

He sweeps his lot. it's all he does. He does it every day, and he's proud of his work. No one pays him, but no one ever questions why he's there. It's his little place in the world, and he owns it.

 No.2392

One day a Man in a tall dark hat and flowing robe approaches.
The man hands the janitor a letter, then tips his cap to him and disappears into the night.
The letter reads:
YOUR EFFORTS HAVE BEEN NOTICED

 No.2393

Nobody pays the janitor, so he has to resort to turning tricks on Linkara, Tyrone, CK, and the rest of the production staff ot afford the basics like food. He is glad his efforts are starting to be noticed.

 No.2394

The letter continues:
WE INVITE YOU, GOOD SIR, TO THE HELLFIRE CLUB
BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE

 No.2395

"I do it for free", thinks the jannie. "My total paycheck is zero dollars and zero cents!"

 No.2396

All I ask is that I have an unlimited supply of hot pockets.

 No.2397

Laughtrack.wav plays

 No.2398

Bidup roared back at the laughter.

"I-I-I'M NOT JOKING I'M SERIOUS NOT A JOKE NIGGERS!"

 No.2399

i hat nigrges

 No.2400

Laughtrack.wav plays

 No.2402

this is the funni jokes

 No.2403

"That's not funny", said the janny.

 No.2404

IS THE FUNNI JOEKS!!

 No.2405

The letter concluded with an earnest, heartfelt plea to arrive at the hellfire club at 2:30 AM wearing absolutely. nothing. at. all. Ass-naked is the hellfire club dress code.

 No.2406

"what an odd request"

 No.2407

Said the janny, before dutifully stripping off his janitor uniform (in tatters, he hasn't had the money to buy a new one in decades naturally, as he makes no money), exposing his flabby, grub-like frame to the world.

 No.2412

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Said

 No.2413

le funni joek

 No.2414

>>2413
said Linkara, snapping out of his frozen trance in the background.

 No.2415

"I love le funni Joek" said Linkara in his sexy nasal drawl. "But when are we going to get to the Hellfire Club?"

 No.2424

"NOT UNTIL…THE DUPPHOECY, IS YET FULFILLED!"

 No.2427

What's the dupphoecy?

 No.2429

Can anyone in this room tell me what the dupphoecy is? You wouldn't just go sayin' a thing like that, now would you? Unless you had an answer. You wouldn't just go throwing that out there, like a turd for ol me to clean up?

 No.2431

It was at this point I had realized my fatal mistake, the error which would lead me to my demise - I had to make myself scarce, but all of my exits in the room were blocked.

 No.2432

blocked by

 No.2433

Nigger dicks.

 No.2434

Louis CK burst through the wall like the kool-aid man, into the story yet again, still naked, still with his TEENY WEENY WHITE PEENY throbbing with excitement in its cock cage, at the mere mention of nigger dicks.

 No.2435

then what happened?

 No.2436

>>2435
Something that caught even the CuckKing himself off-guard. The sound of tortured metal blasted through the ceiling, pounding at my ears until my world was consumed by the shrill intensity of the noise. Several in the room fell, grasping at their temples as if a daemon had invaded their skulls and were trying to escape.

 No.2437

This, of course, did nothing to quell CuckKing's raging 1.4 inch boner his micropenis had from the nigger dicks blocking the exit. Nothing could distract him forever from his intense black cocklust.

 No.2438

And then

 No.2441

Louis' small white maggot-dick pulsed and strained against the steel of his cock cage.

 No.2442

DUP? DUP!!!!?

He roared. TRIPLE FUCK THAT NIGGER!!!!

 No.2443

and then


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