/tv/ - Movies and Television

>>249015
Nope.
DUNC was just a mediocre film. There are a bunch of Marvel Infinity films I've watched recently that I would rather turn around and watch again than suffer through DUNC twice.

I don't want to start swinging the banhammer but you fags better stop derailing legit movie threads or it's coming.

>>248870
Batman always looked like a parody and that's a good thing.

>>249289
nice cope, see >>248434

>>249359
Dude, Daisy gets mogged by the theme park Rey.

>>248506
oooooooo

>>248910
zach loves douge

>>248506
fix your site and find out how

>>249219
What the fuck is that. No, really, what the fuck is she wearing.

>>249275
It's like they took a regular skirt and made just the part around the ass skin tight so even in "modest" dress women can let everyone know they are shameless whores

>>249275
looks like her pants saggin like a real nigga

>>249282
based

>>248460
>Every other film so far though besides the first Iron Man has been pretty shit.
>>248467
>First Iron Man was shit

IRON MAN
Review by James Bowman
May 16th, 2008

"That's the coolest thing I have ever seen," says the supposed Air Force Colonel, Jim "Rhody" Rhodes (Terrence Howard) when he gets his first glimpse of the magical suit of armor designed and built by Superman - uh, that is Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) - in Jon Favreau's Iron Man. That about says it all. He can't really be an Air Force colonel as he has or (to be charitable) is forced to pretend he has the heart and brain of a pre-adolescent. And not a particularly mature pre-adolescent either, but one who has just seen an artistically precocious chum draw an outfit that will make him invulnerable to and invincible over all of life's perils on the cover of his math book. A child of that age may be excused, perhaps, for assuming that the difference between the cool drawing and the reality of such a suit is a matter of ironing out a few details. But what is the excuse of the grown-ups of mature years, some of whom write for conservative publications, who have hailed this film as an example of fine cinematic artistry?

You may remember Mr Favreau from Swingers (1996), which he wrote and played the lead in. It was about young men of the '90s trying to copy the style of 1940s hipsters in order to teach themselves - since there was no one else to teach them - how to be grown-ups. When that movie came out, Mr Favreau was 30. Now that he's over 40, he appears to have given up the attempt and finally come to terms with his own eternal adolescence. Not that it would be a matter for particular remark these days that a man of chronologically mature years should still be playing with cartoon figures and "cool" fantasy technology. But in Iron Man such stuff, nowadays licensed as fit for adult viewers, comes accompanied by a whole Bond-like adolescent fantasy of fabulous wealth, endless gadgetry that always works as designed and copious opportunities for sexual congress supplied to our imaginary avatar by numerous willing partners.

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>>248467
You're shit.

>>248460
Since you liked the guardians you probably won't despise Ragnarok but it's one of my most hated films out of all of them I fucking hate Taika Waititi with a burning passion, my least favorite of this modern crop of nuhollywood guys After that is basically just infinity war and end game though. If you haven't seen ant man that one will be weird since it's got like flashes of edgar wright being good but the rest is so bland.

>>248460
Doug Walker's brother, Rob, said that Guardians of the Galaxy is everything the Avengers should have been. Would you agree with that assessment?

>>248481
ok so Ragnarok was awful.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 and 2 were great.
Infinity War and Endgame were excellent.
Black Panther was not as bad as I expected but still it was painfully self conscious in the moments when it tried to emphasize black achievement.
I didn't watch the Spider Man movies but I am going to now as I ended up impressed by Holland
Overall I'd say I am surprised by how much I enjoyed some of these Marvel films. Again Guardians, Dr. Strange, all the Captian America films, Iron Man 1 and 3 (2 was horrible), and even the Antman films were surprisingly good. I didn't like a single Thor film.
I wish I hadn't been such a hardcore Nazi during the 2010s because I feel like I missed out some these films. It was like a global phenomenon. In fact I feel like I missed out on much in life by seething for 10 years at shit I could never possibly change, though in the end I suppose we all did have a little revenge, but I don't think it was worth it anyway.
I wouldn't recommend becoming a Nazi, you'll miss out on a lot of fun. However that doesn't mean Nazis are wrong. Hitler was right, but what's the point of being right when you're surrounded by a virgin in a whore house? Speaking of that, I've looked at the phase 4 Marvel and it seems like Marvel is going full woke in phase 4. Much of the Infinity Saga was not woke, surprisingly, so I may very well miss phase 4 like all the others only this time it may be warranted.

>>249344
>berserk is pedo brainwashing
>Lain is tranny brainwashing
what in the actual fuck are you on about?

>>249347
It's well known lolifags love berserk and that lainchan is full of troons

>>249351
This but unironically

>>249348
Berserk manga became more and more loli for lolifag that is because the creator was a loli and idolfag, like really hardcore idolfag where he retired for a bit and just played Idolmaster on 360 for a year if it was not longer.
I am talking about the anime series from 97, not the golden age arc trilogy movies or the 2016 anime series that was going to be after the golden age arc.

Also Lain is not about troons but a cyberpunk anime series that is cautionary tale of computers and the internet.
Just because a series has some troons as it's fanbase does not make it just for troons, that is retarded.
That only shows that troons are drawn to popular and even niche anime, movies and vidya.
>>249351
>>249352
not as bad as western animation tbqh look at the new modern western animation like castlevania.
That is more trash and gay while trying to be edgy.

>>249346
More like Percolatrice was right. Get banned.

>>249346
Was is very much right. The wall has discredited him in the now.

Kinamania >>>>>>>>>> AVGN

Jupiter's cock!

Imagine if all the other gods were expendables

All the gods will be having gay ass sex and they will make apollo some nigger and ares will be a kung fu chinaman

t. nostradumbass

>>249265
eardups btfo

>>249317
No obviously they'll either have Hera or Aphrodite be black, and they'll surely have Aphordite go on some spiel about how homos or trannies are "heckin based or cute" or whatever the fuck and how lmao backwards and humanity is compared to us enlightened™, tolerant™ and progressive Greek Gods who are so respectful of women and how #girlboss they are.
Remind me what Zeus was like in Mythology again? It's what I've just described, right? I've never researched mythology because lmao religion is bad and dumb.
-t. probably hollywood writers