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Does having a cute gf improve your movie watching experience?


3 conditions. 1. She's riding your rodney.
2. She never talks during movies and just sits there being cute
3. She does talk through movies but everything she says is witty and insightful. Plus she's cute.
Then yes if she meets one of those criteria then having a cute gf improves the movie watching experience


Your job is to btfo her cute body with your seed by putting six million babies inside of her. Anything less and she will hate you forever


Is it a job when you're doing something you love?


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Wholesome post


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>six million babies
Woah… that's a pretty tall order. I think I might just have to start cloning her after a while to meet those numbers.


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>thread is still on page 8


Just do it


They improve everything. This is pretty self evident unless you've never had a cute gf. You have had one right anon?


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>not 8 threads in the catalog
Step it up, guys.


I… I never had a gf… A cute gf? That's a bar way too high for me.


Use your own site


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How 'bout you use your own site?


/tv/ - Movies and Television


Yeah that's what it says on the top, are you lost?


/tv/ - Movies and Television


/tv/ - Movies and Television


Yeah I know, it says it up top. Not sure what you're doing repeating it, is this like a way for you to express your autism safely?


/tv/ - Movies and Television


Yeah people can read it right there up top.


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How does one go about acquiring one (1) cute girl-friend for himself being a kissless, hugless 23 year old virgin? My f-friend asked me t-this and i didn't k-know how to answer, n-neither did my cute gf. Help!


Destroy yourself. You just described yourself as a 'kissless' 'hugless' virgin, and unspoken around the edges of all of that is 'loser'. You get a girlfriend by meeting people in large groups, online or offline. Doesn't matter what kind of people either, sports or religion, whatever. In-group preferences take precedence unless you have something unique and interesting going for you. You do not. Your current self is a wreck. How many women do you know and talk to on a regular basis? If the answer is zero or 'my mom'/ 'my sister' you are fucked. Ask your mom or sister to set you up on a pity date and try not to vomit while talking to the poor woman. Don't send pick pics either. You have an ugly dick. Women hate dicks unless they're already turned on or the dick is beautiful. Yours is fucked up. A dick pic is a sure fire way to never ever get a girlfriend, besides you want to receive pictures, not send them. Shirtless looking away from the camera is ok if you have muscles, and only a couple. You have to get on the muscle department right away. In fact you should be doing push ups right now and get yourself a forty pounder for arm curls and shoulder lifts. Start doing squats and knee lifts too. Your legs are disgusting. You make me sick, there's no way I'd fuck you, maybe some quiet shy nerdy librarian girl falls in love with you because you stay late and help her put books away at the end of the day and you aren't like all those other guys, the rude jocks and tough guy posers always trying to get her attention by putting her down, all she wants is a nice sweet man who reads Keats and Burton and has a cock 9 inches long and abs she can bounce a quarter off of and makes her sit on his face for mustache rides. That's not you. Have you read Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses while sipping cognac, just because the idea amused you? No because you're fucked you've got a collection of manga bro you should be killing yourself.
Honestly do you even deserve a girlfriend? Do you even deserve to be alive right now? Do you deserve life? Be honest with yourself, do you deserve good things like air and sunlight and food or should you be living in a pit of filth eating cockroaches and used diapers? That's the real question you should be asking yourself. You figure that out and you'll figure out the girlfriend thing too.


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>You make me sick, there's no way I'd fuck you


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Don't listen to this pseud >>206115, this is a guide to becoming a self loathing /fit/ homo. You can get laid with minimal effort, this guy is just overcomplicating it so he can LARP as a guru


Are you the pig or the darkie, you disgusting shitbellied cheesecurd. You are literally worse than Hitler, because at least Hitler cared about his people. You don't. You don't even care. You're just a pig, and do you know what we do to pigs around here? We fuck 'em.


Rude and uncalled for.


Pic unrelated, right?


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Things only a homo would would say.


Jenny is the cutest girl i have ever seen, everything she does or says is cute and makes me wanna hug and kiss her! She should give me a chance and be my gf, i'm autistic but i would treat her right and love her every day with all my heart!


Even when, like, she's taking a big shit?


>only homos have standards


I'm sure she would find a way to make it cute, or at least endearing. She always does.


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Is love enough for her though? Remember Anon, she literally gets everything she wants all the time. Why would she settle?

I bet Jenny takes the cutest dumps ever. The grunts and straining? Adorable! The smells and volume? Extremely feminine! There's no activity she doesn't do very cutely!


>Why would she settle?
It's just a hopeful thought, i know she sets a pretty high bar for her boyfriends but i think i could compensate for being autistic and not very good looking by how much i love her! (i love her a lot!)


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>carries a pony blanket around
>doesn't even care because she is so cool
>still cute
I don't know how she does it!


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>i love her a lot!
But can you love her enough to please her?

I wonder if she ever got a pillow for that thing, it would be more "substantial" to hold on to than Wahlberg.


Youthful beauty is timely. You will regret your autism when she's gone


>jenny will never have you as a body pillow
>jenny will never sleep on you
>jenny will never crush you
>jenny will never hump you every night
I need this.


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Assuming I don't make her my wife, right?

>Jenny snuggling up against you
Sounds like heaven…


Kill yourselves you fucking retard beta cucks.


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And who will love her unconditionally if I'm dead, smart guy?


Have you ever had a girl hump you in the middle of the night, begging you to creampie her?
It's annoying. Women just interrupt your sleep to steal your masculine energy.


Ugh, yeah, I hate it when that happens.


Blame the pill.


>Have you ever had a girl hump you in the middle of the night, begging you to creampie her?
This is so fucking hot to imagine


There are more forms of birth control than just the pill!


Nah OP you have to get an ugly one just trust me on this


cute girls are dumb and annoying. watching flicks with them is just foreplay


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What Kinos do you think get Jenny all hot and bothered?


I went to one as a child once, last one in the city, last showing. I'd bring them back in a heart-beat. Probably make no money on it though, wouldn't care if people were bbq'ing in the parking lot.


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They sell this on DVD???


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Jenny puts this on and cranks it up whenever Bailey overstays her welcome.


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finna cringe in this thread


I want to cum inside Jenny.


>mfw cumming in Jenny's butt


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>cumming on Jenny's cute cheese-filled tummy


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I feel like Jenny would be super-mad about you getting cum all over her sexy tummy. She'd have a big pouty tantrum.


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>she's getting the thiccness


What about Bailey? Would she be a good sport about it, or maybe even into it?


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Bailey should just be happy anyone can tolerate her presence long enough to want to have sex with her.


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She's back to being nice and tight.



The lazy whore needs to release some actual content and stop being on endless vacation.



I want to kiss Jenny's tummy! She has such a cute tummy!


No, let's be real here. Jenny hasn't released fuck all in months and spends months teasing new projects that she ends up ditching because she's too busy fucking around being a spastic. Bailey works her ass off but always ends up getting the short end of the stick. Enough's enough with praising this "woman".


But her tummy, it's so heckin' cute and kissable! Oh, and her thighs… Oh…
Bailey? I bet she smells bad, like cat piss and old doughnuts, i don't care about her at all, i'd rather wait for another special deluxe Jenny release!


You're supposed to btfo her cute tummy by having it be swollen like a balloon about to pop for the better part of every year, ten to fifteen years in a row. Anything less and she'll hate you forever


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Whore!? How can you call her a whore?

>ten to fifteen years in a row
Well, she's going to have to come live with me here in __ because that many kids will be way too expensive to properly raise in Cali, but I'm down for a giant family if she is.


How would she have any time for making videos or going to Disney if she is taking care of at least 10 kids? Also, how would her body stay tight and firm after all that!?


Her bodydup shall become completely btfo. That is its purpose, and your purpose is to be the btfoer. Any less and she'll hate you forever.



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>from two characters
Anon, how can you read the Give Yourself Goosebumps books with her and the kids if you're illiterate?


I am only attracted to teenagers, sorry-not-sorry


Jenny is a teenager at heart, dude.


Is it just me or are her boobs bigger?


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they always been big


Anyone notice that tree looks black? Like they took an old black lady and etched her face into plastic.


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Some might even say they are too big. Bailey's are just the right size though.


>that background
Whoa, she's like a homely version of a spinoslut.


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God, this is so heckin' lewd >_<


Bailey posting in her underwear, yes please.


After a hard aerobics workout, her skin glistening and glowing.


>herr anon, i'm going to the showers but i'm too sore to to lather up, can you help me?


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Oh boy… here we go again.
>ywn sneak out with Bailey to take a night-time bath in the swimming pool at Auschwitz and kiss under the star-littered sky.


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Pitch time: A sitcom like the 1960s 'I Dream of Jeannie' with Bailey as the Jeannie character and Anon as the Nelson character. Instead of Bailey being a genie like Jeannie, and Tony Nelson being an astronaut, the two leads are a seductive Jewess masquerading as a private secretary and an officer in the Waffen-SS. Shenanigans ensue when Anon and Bailey have to pretend to be a married couple and hide the fact that she is a Jewess from everyone else. Like Nelson Anon is the straight man character struggling to deal with Bailey's outgoing and seductive shenanigans, often landing them in trouble by saying "Oy vey!" when she is surprised, and baking bagels for when they are having the Görings over.
Laugh track obligatory. Rated L for lewdness.


>directed by refn


I would unironically watch a sitcom (written and) directed by Refn.


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No, Refn would have Bailey complain to her yenta friends at the pizzeria they own together about anon calling her a kike to her face and yet her having to show respect to him because he could easily have her executed. And he'd have her do something nasty to some gentile woman (Anon's friend/boss) while a Star of David is visible in the background. She'd also have anon do some job already planned to get botched and then anon would come for her wearing a Bane mask, not before stopping by the pizzeria and stabbing one of her friends with a fork.


Hmm, that's right, Refn is an unbending ubermensch demigod of purity. Don't we have other directors that come here? One of them can make it happen.


This pic always makes me hard. I think it's because of the autistic set of clothes hiding such a tight body, nnnnggghh.


>anon, look at this cute shirt i bought
<jenny that's clearly way too small for you
>yeah but look how it hugs my tits


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>implying Refn will forever be doing remakes of Drive
oof if he reads this prepare for the rage anon


Women are retarded. They belong in harem with other wives


Please tell me it's a temporary tattoo


It's real, dude. She has another one of a mouse.


When will this nightmare world end?


Guy, as far as tattoos go and what she has, at least it's something tasteful. Besides, our European ancestors had tattoos.


We need more Jenny
I want to look at Jenny
Please post cute Jenny pic


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Jenny being cute at work!


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I think they should've had a cute cowgirl outfit available for Jenny.


/tv/- Movies & Television


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This is no different than asking if surround sound improves the movie watching experience.


you could've reply on how I fucked up my post but no you had to waifu fag even more your response


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This pic looks like she is about to kiss me! Oh my gosh, Jenny!


>Jenny taking the in n out
I'd give her the ole in n out.


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Jenny said she only allows herself about a nugget's worth of meat per year.


That's all I have to give, anyway.


I have a twenty nugget's worth of meat for her right here, if you get my meaning.


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Okay, i have a confession to make, and i know it will get people mad but i'd really not mind if Jenny entered my room right now, nude, and asked me to have hard unprotected sex all night until our bodies give out.


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>tfw you get cum on her favorite plushie


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>tfw you get cum inside her


Inside her favorite plushie? That's weird, dude. Don't cum in the giant porg, we have an operative in there.


I wanna tug on those braided pigtails so bad.


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>tfw you cum inside Bailey so they can be pregnant together and their children can be best BFFs like their mothers


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Inside her pussy! HER PUSSY!!!


One day, a genie appears before you. He tells you that he has heard your wishes and is willing to make them come true. He will give you Jenny and he will give you Bailey and they will love you unconditionally. However you will also have to take Skyler as your femboi slut and keep them as such. Attempting to renegade on that term will result in you becoming Skyler's fuccboi instead.


This is still a better deal than being with M*gan tbqh.


fuck you dude


If the choice was down to you and Megan I might let you bro.


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Very tight tanktop for today's stream.


She knows what her goyim audience wants alright.


>those shoulders
that's a man


Silly anon, that's a ventriloquist dummy styled after the one from the RL Stein books. Get some glasses!



Toys can't be trans :^/



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You need to seek help, sweetie.



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>*angry NPC noises*
We need more funding for these NPC algorhtims tbqh; this is one is broken beyond repair.


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It's really quite sad, isn't it?


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Yes, but it is to be expected; these algorhitms are not programmed to handle this level of cuteness.


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>another Bailey outbreak
Only Jenny's cuteness can fight this infection.


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Bailey is fucking disgusting, her pics are all extremely boring and her body is that of a 70 year old woman. I don't want to look at her, not now, not ever.


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At least Bailey posts pics and makes content. What does Jenny do? Nothing as of the last few years? Oh, what a shame..


Bailey's """""content""""" is shit, like everything else about her.


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Well, that is like, your opinion, bro. Bailey is out there making content while Jenny is in bed all day, humping her plushies.


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>he doesn't know about Jenny's OF


Unless she features Bailey on it for some sweet cuddling I am not interested in watching Jenny dry-hump her plushies.


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I am. I'd pay top dollar for it too.


Jenny has a nice looking ass and I want to do things to it.


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It really is a nice looking ass, very round and firm, and would probably get red marks when you spank it. Shame the only use she has for her ass is sitting on it while watching stupid Disney movies.


She could be sitting on my face when she watches stupid Disney movies


Should be anon, she should be.


>She could be sitting on my face
What do you think her shaved pussy tastes like?


Shaved? Maybe I didn't think this thing through.


Jenny has a fat ass…?


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Ooooohhhh boy are you in for a nice surprise


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You're only just now noticing she has a bubble butt?


God, how i wish i were that sonic plushie nnnnnnnnmmmmmhhhhggggghhh


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Literally built for anal sex

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