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This was the worst piece of dogshit I have ever pirated.


For me it's a tie with Resident Evil Racoon City for worst movie I've ever pirated this week.


Is Keanu Reeves' lucky streak finally over? First Cyberpunk, now this, can he recover from such a disgraceful streak?


I just fast-forwarded to the end, I can really not believe people are stuck in a theater for like 2 hours to watch. 2 out of 10 tranny dicks, would not suck again.


What are you talking about, Cyberpoz was a great success for him, they paid him millions of dallors just for using his face in some shitty video game.


Im not talking about money you dingus


>anything other than dallors matters


how many niggers


If a Jew writes the lines, is the actor really black?


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If you are an actor being recognized for being in good movies allows you to make actually even MORE dallors, anon


>he thinks normalfags know what good is


I said being recognized, i didnt say anything about whether a movie is good or not. You are unable to comprehend such a simple sentence


Normalfags can't recognize what a good movie is you dumb faggot. You are unable to stay here and must go back to cuckchan.


No text comprehension skills whatsoever.


I was with the guy you were arguing with until he said "Go back to cuckchan."
Seems like some sort of get out of jail free card.


Battletruck for me.


>doubles down on his retardation
fuck off back to cuckchan




Battletruck's not that bad.




Two get out of jail free cards in one thread.


nuWars was worse tbh


nuwars wasn't ruined by the original creator


Yeah, I thought it was one of the better Mad Max knockoffs.


Not as good as The New Barbarians though. That's a legit masterpiece.


These are some digits though


you spelled niggers wrong


i think the originals are mediocre, but didnt george lucas make jar jar binks? that second trilogy was quite bad too.


Nigs, I'm 30 minutes in and I sort of like it.

Simulated young nuTrinity looked nice.
The actions scenes are completely unrealistic but they're no worse that an average 90s action film. The ones in the original trilogy where similarly unrealistic.
It is overall very anti-sjw and doesn't miss a chance to be anti modernity.

The board room scene is clear parody of modern deranged leftism, committee driver development and how the whole industry is creatively bankrupt.
I'm starting to think that the backlash to this film is some sort of reverse marketing so that the twitter NPCs don't automatically attack the film for its themes. They're basically being told "see the right(tm) hates it, so it's kosher".


>It is overall very anti-sjw and doesn't miss a chance to be anti modernity.
you must be trolling, it's made by two troons and stars a troonfucker


See, you are talking about who made it, rather about the film itself.
Also they are both clearly sexual deviants and at least one of the is fully aware of this fact. He became a troon to live irl his masochistic fantasies, he married his dom ffs.


Everything before the last 1/3rd of the film was really good in a degenerate sort of way. After that Wachowski got high on his own supply.


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>oh look, it's another 'haha it's actually bad on purpose, i like it fellow movie watchers' post
Go back to cuckchan shill


>oh look, it's another 'haha it's actually bad on purpose, i like it fellow movie watchers' post
Nowhere in my post did I imply something like this, you're just incapable of thought outside mainstream memetic trends.


Hey zach, Flopson has no career.


>Not one single argument
Just like the retard you are


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Flopson sucked Harvester off for roles, Zach.


Yes retard she did.
And you're so brain damaged you can only regurgitate memes.


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Board hapa is back?


Flopson is an ugly talentless whore, Zach.


>0 arguments
Simple memetic automatons


You'd huff a bag of dog shit if somebody told you it was "based". The board room scene was not even clever or funny


> clever or funny
Where do I say that you illiterate retard. Of course the office scene wasn't good.
But it was:
>a parody of modern deranged leftism, committee driver development and how the whole industry is creatively bankrupt.

>Everything before the last 1/3rd of the film was really good in a degenerate sort of way. After that Wachowski got high on his own supply.
Now having finished the film, the anti-globohomo world order themes are everywhere. They even say they'll not live in their "pods" to a psychologist wearing problem glasses telling them all "sheeple" care about is feels.
Overall it was like watching a fun, relaxed, 90's sci-fi flick.

The main plot with their relationship being somehow the center point of nuMatrix, Merovingian, the wars between the machines and most things about nuZion(aesthetics were nice as well as the criticism at greentards) were completely unnecessary and at times very badly executed.
And of course the trainwreck that is the last part of the film.

If he wanted to make a point about sexual relationships being a form of control, it was a very bad way to make it.


The board-room scene was hilarious and perfectly represented the out of touch meetings cuckeogayme companies do.


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It was cringe
>We are talking about a fictional video game but it's really about the matrix movie franchise do you geddit???


It was meant to be cringe, midwit. Learn to live laugh love.


> Learn to live laugh love.
It's just a fucking movie, loser.


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Looks like someone isn't living laughing and loving!


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It wasn't mega woke, it even played on "gay people are spooky" like the first ones with Neal Patrick Harris being the evil passive aggressive Architect.
It was cringe utopian hippie sci-fi like Cloud Atlas tho, the watchoskis lost their edge and became middle aged women writers.


Tom Hanks was in Dunc?


The fuck even was Cloud Atlas? Am I too much of a pleb to 'get it', or was it just as it appeared, a pretty mundane anthology story with a reincarnation gimmick?


People don't watch good movies


I watch good movies. Thanks to Yakuza I have now watched Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence over 50 times.


Shit movie, bowie can't act, and the jap was better in battle royale. That movie was really about bowie accepting zen buddhism


Shit taste but its okay. Merry Christmas Mr Anon.


You have to have an understanding of shinto to understand that shit movie, get some taste incel.


Cloud Atlas is one of their good movies, it's leagues better than Resurrections


Because it was based on a novel by an Englishman that was on the shortlist for the Booker prize The majority to most great movies are some sort of adaptation


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top cope
Emma Watson is a literal goddes and doesn't have to take any role she can, unlike Emma Emily Stone.




>Cloud Atlas is one of their good movies
This is wrong.


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Based Matrix getter.
>Caring about who is speaking rather than what is being said on an Anonymous imageboard
Bluepilled af.
The last 30 minutes of the film take place after Tiffany chooses the bluepill and Neo goes back into the Matrix.
The Analyst's speech at the end is basically "you're in your pods, I won retards"
Based Matrix getter.


What an awful movie, just another excuse to shame men and people who aren't into feminism or liberal politics.

Your giving them too much credit, they were talking down to their fans.


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Literally takes a shit in the middle of it.
Couldn't have been signposted louder.


liberals love to feel like their against the system, but they're so blatantly part of the establishment, all three sides (right, left, and liberals) are. Not only that but those in power also fight for liberal politics, those in power probably don't care about politics and are just virtue signaling for approval or money. Or maybe they don't care and believe that if enough people are talked down to about liberal politics that the world will magically join their side, i hope kids watching woke media aren't stupid enough to follow it.


>"you're in your pods, I won retards"
I didn't even consider that. It's just like in the Star Wars movie, where Palpatine tells Rey he plans for her to kill him. And then she does. And the movie just glosses over how his masterplan literally worked and he is, according to what the movie told us, now inhabiting her body or some shit.


>The last 30 minutes of the film take place after Tiffany chooses the bluepill and Neo goes back into the Matrix.
The Analyst's speech at the end is basically "you're in your pods, I won retards"
What makes you think this?
Why not take the straightforward interpretation:
>They got away
>They still can connect to the matrix through the mirror system
>Their "source code" is still inextricably linked to the Matrix making the Analyst unable to stop them, or the "higher ups" able to reset it without Neo's consent.
>And they choose to do with it as they see fit.
>Meanwhile the war in the real world is now multipolar with various factions fighting for dominance


Why are you even trying to make sense of a shit movie with a shit story.


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>Why are you even trying to make sense
I enjoy discussing culture and other anon's takes on it.

>a shit movie with a shit story.

It was fun and filled with on the point social commentary.


You suck at picking the whole of the dialogue, and gets tricked by the parts of it.


read: you are a shitposter thinking you're on some 4th dimension memery


You people realize this is Zach in here defending this movie, right?




Yes, he's been back since that Hogwarts thing.
First cuckchan, now here


>It was fun
It wasn't


That's your opinion, hon.


John Wick 4 will put keep him relevant


It's a fact, sweetie.


It being fun is also an opinion, yours which makes it an inferior one by default buuuuddy


She killed him with girl power. Girl power doesn't give a fuck about plans. Therefore she won.


Why does Stallone always bang the trannies?
Tom Cruise too


He still has Speed 3 and 4.


the bottle must have run dry and he is now posting from a rehab facility 18 hours a day 7 days a week. I also suspect he is a prolific troll over on raw connfessions . com


The heterosexual reference of binary made my peepee hard. Even if they were old


>I pay 0 attention to script and plot the post


>It's just like in the Star Wars movie
Dafuq is this bullshit doing on tvch?

>Why not take the straightforward interpretation:
Because it doesn't make any sense.
Tiffany CLEARLY chooses the blue pill
The Analyst KNOWS she will do this.
The Analyst has no reason to let Neo try to redpill her UNLESS it results in Neo back in the Matrix where the Analyst needs him to be.

The only things that even bother the Analyst are Smith showing up to declare everything "Lies, lies, lies" and the brief moment when Bugs and "Trinity" swap bodies.
Otherwise it's pretty much just all goes to plan for him.

The logical explanation:
He was trying to bluepill neo like everyone else, but Neo's subconcious kept trying to wake up.
The solution (as given in previous films) is to convince Neo to CHOOSE the Matrix over the "real world"
Thus, let Tom get Redpilled, then convince Neo to take Cypher's blackpill.


>Tiffany CLEARLY chooses the blue pill
Yet the plot demonstrates otherwise. You're just a referenced npc enjoying the shitty sim


>You're just a referenced npc enjoying the shitty sim
Ironically, I think that's true. Everything after Tiffany walks out with Chad is just the Matrix reintegrating Neo.


Awful meme.


This board has no IDs, go back to cuckchan


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Peak cringe, wignats can't meme.


We should all screencap this hateful image and blogpost it on the ADL, antisemitism must be stopped.


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you should end your life for even bothering to pirate it. shame on you anon time for you to go to the hardware store!


To think everyone thought these edits are real, it almost blacklisted Ben Garrison from his fellow cuckservatives.



More like some cucks sanitized the based cartoons of zyklon ben to post on facebook. You think the a wyatt mann cartoons are "edits" too?


worst garbage


>it almost blacklisted Ben Garrison
He is, you can't mention him on MSM


>Still watching MSM
>Thinking any of this matters
No wonder this site was filtered by Matrix 4.


Shes a naughty little bitch that deserves a spanking


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Think again, fren. You will be on the receiving end.


>Emma Watson is a literal goddes
You sound like such a pussy worshiping faggot.


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No I want her to do the little thing. she would be a nice ddlg.


I want to lie her down on her back and fuck her cleavage while she's forced to inhale the bouquet of my humid ass


Huh… that is exactly what Gahoole would say. Weird.


I guess gahoole and I are the only non-fags on this whole board


That is a very unique interpretation of the word "non-fag", since normally it is taken to mean someone who isn't a homosexual…


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Is that your way of saying there are no non-fags on this board?


>Still watching MSM
Where did i imply that
>Thinking any of this matters
It does because there's a thread for it, it won't matter when the thread is gone.
Go back to Cuckchan, small one



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Forced meme created by pajeet zoomers.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Did I skim the comments in this thread right? Is /tv/ recommending movie?


If you enjoyed Cloud Atlas.


If pozzed garbage made by a tranny sounds like something you enjoy, then yes.

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