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>Has tall clumsy russian qt who gives him cake
>Still pines after MJ the whole movie
Why is Peter Parker such a faggot?


Looks like Peter in drag.


That's the point. Good healthy couples look similar in appearance, and they made that appear awkward and gay to undermine the goyim.


This is true. There's a reason people have an instinctive attraction towards people who look similar. Gotta keep the genes strong.


you can see the steel cables in the middle of the webs


Raimi is a hack after all.


Sorry pal but Dunst has bigger milkies and milkies trump racial homogeny.




W8 is dunst a yid? Also tobey is a kino actor in all his movies.


Based. I was really attracted to my cousin, before she got fat.


>Being phatphobic

This kond of bigotry is a disgrace to the incest community


This is why I only date pure blooded Sheboons.


Peter Parker's spider webs are unrealistic and ruin the movie for me. I don't think a real Spider-Man would have webs like that and his girlfriend is fat, I don't think he'd be carrying around a chubs like that if he had the options. It's typical movie bullshit that takes me out of the movie magic.


His spiderweb are the best, and Kirsten Dunst is a goddess.


Real Spiderman would be hideous, covered in coarse hair and extra arms and legs sticking out like misshapen darting and quivering things. He would release high pitched wails and hide in the darkness only moving under cover of seclusion to release a haughty, milky spray from below his terrible pheromone pits opening up from his face. Thick, oily webs of no use yet he still maniacally sprays when not cleaning himself and hiding under cover of darkness as he builds his "nest".


That would be too interesting for capeshite


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It's called Mosquito Man.


Masketta Man?


No that's an other film.


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The Fly movie by Cronenberg sounds similar to that.


Mosquito Man is better.


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>Tall russian qt gets even qter
>Is forced to cuck herself and cheer for Peter's relationship with MJ since he'll never stop pining after her
The eternal faggot.


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Hey Pete!


Is that Tom Jane?



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She's Jewish:/

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