No.269076
Looks like Peter in drag.
No.269077
>>269076That's the point. Good healthy couples look similar in appearance, and they made that appear awkward and gay to undermine the goyim.
No.269079
>>269077This is true. There's a reason people have an instinctive attraction towards people who look similar. Gotta keep the genes strong.
No.269112
>>269073you can see the steel cables in the middle of the webs
No.269114
>>269112Raimi is a hack after all.
No.269130
>>269079Sorry pal but Dunst has bigger milkies and milkies trump racial homogeny.
No.269143
W8 is dunst a yid? Also tobey is a kino actor in all his movies.
No.269146
>>269079Based. I was really attracted to my cousin, before she got fat.
No.269325
>>269146>Being phatphobicThis kond of bigotry is a disgrace to the incest community
No.270036
>>269130This is why I only date pure blooded Sheboons.
No.270055
Peter Parker's spider webs are unrealistic and ruin the movie for me. I don't think a real Spider-Man would have webs like that and his girlfriend is fat, I don't think he'd be carrying around a chubs like that if he had the options. It's typical movie bullshit that takes me out of the movie magic.
No.270103
>>270055His spiderweb are the best, and Kirsten Dunst is a goddess.
>>269130This.
No.270129
>>270103Real Spiderman would be hideous, covered in coarse hair and extra arms and legs sticking out like misshapen darting and quivering things. He would release high pitched wails and hide in the darkness only moving under cover of seclusion to release a haughty, milky spray from below his terrible pheromone pits opening up from his face. Thick, oily webs of no use yet he still maniacally sprays when not cleaning himself and hiding under cover of darkness as he builds his "nest".
No.270146
>>270129That would be too interesting for capeshite
No.270256
>>270254No that's an other film.
No.270261
>>270260Mosquito Man is better.
No.270416
>>270414Is that Tom Jane?
