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 No.269073

>Has tall clumsy russian qt who gives him cake
>Still pines after MJ the whole movie
Why is Peter Parker such a faggot?

 No.269076

Looks like Peter in drag.

 No.269077

>>269076
That's the point. Good healthy couples look similar in appearance, and they made that appear awkward and gay to undermine the goyim.

 No.269079

>>269077
This is true. There's a reason people have an instinctive attraction towards people who look similar. Gotta keep the genes strong.

 No.269112

>>269073
you can see the steel cables in the middle of the webs

 No.269114

>>269112
Raimi is a hack after all.

 No.269130

>>269079
Sorry pal but Dunst has bigger milkies and milkies trump racial homogeny.

 No.269138

>>269079
COSANGUINAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP HAVERS RISE UP

 No.269143

W8 is dunst a yid? Also tobey is a kino actor in all his movies.

 No.269146

>>269079
Based. I was really attracted to my cousin, before she got fat.

 No.269325

>>269146
>Being phatphobic

This kond of bigotry is a disgrace to the incest community

 No.270036

>>269130
This is why I only date pure blooded Sheboons.

 No.270055

Peter Parker's spider webs are unrealistic and ruin the movie for me. I don't think a real Spider-Man would have webs like that and his girlfriend is fat, I don't think he'd be carrying around a chubs like that if he had the options. It's typical movie bullshit that takes me out of the movie magic.

 No.270103

>>270055
His spiderweb are the best, and Kirsten Dunst is a goddess.
>>269130
This.

 No.270129

>>270103
Real Spiderman would be hideous, covered in coarse hair and extra arms and legs sticking out like misshapen darting and quivering things. He would release high pitched wails and hide in the darkness only moving under cover of seclusion to release a haughty, milky spray from below his terrible pheromone pits opening up from his face. Thick, oily webs of no use yet he still maniacally sprays when not cleaning himself and hiding under cover of darkness as he builds his "nest".

 No.270146

>>270129
That would be too interesting for capeshite

 No.270250

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>>270146
>>270129
It's called Mosquito Man.

 No.270254

>>270250
Masketta Man?

 No.270256

>>270254
No that's an other film.

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>>270129
The Fly movie by Cronenberg sounds similar to that.

 No.270261

>>270260
Mosquito Man is better.

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>Tall russian qt gets even qter
>Is forced to cuck herself and cheer for Peter's relationship with MJ since he'll never stop pining after her
The eternal faggot.

 No.270414

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Hey Pete!

 No.270416

>>270414
Is that Tom Jane?

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>>269073
She's Jewish:/



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