/tv/ - Movies and Television

I think OP was not informed that Dup is bad.

>>344846
I chuckled.

>>344846
What's the deal with tariffs? Is it going to affect Dup supporters at all or just both mulattos and cancucks?

>I can't believe it, Jerry. How could a smart guy like you vote for Trump? Haven't you seen how weird J.D. Vance is?!
<Oh, J.D. Vance is not that weird.
>He's weird, Jerry!
<Okay, so he's a little weird, so what? Lots of great leaders are weird.
>Wait a minute… I know what this is about. This is about Israel, isn't it?!
<Now you're just being absurd.
>Oh no. I'm right, aren't I, Jerry? You voted for Donald Trump because you knew he'd give billions to Israel in foreign aid!
<I, I-
>Aha! I knew it!
<Fine! I did it for Israel, alright! My people finally get a country to themselves again after 2000 years and everyone wants to take it away from us. Is giving them a little help so bad?!
>But Jerry, haven't you seen what they've done to the Palestinians?! They're killing them by the thousands!
<Oh, those Palestinians exaggerate everything.
>You are a monster, Jerry! And I refuse to have anything to do with a monster!
(Kramer exits the apartment, slamming the door as he leaves)
(Kramer immediately reenters the apartment)
>Oh, by the way, can I borrow some milk? Mine is expired.
(Jerry rolls his eyes)
(Cut to exterior shot as bass riff plays)

>>344846
kino. use ai audio and video to make it happen for me.

>>344861
do this one too

>>344846
only able to get 100 characters in the trial. it's pretty meh too

kino thread

George: I can't take working for the Yankees anymore. It's driving me nuts! I wish Steinbrenner would just fire me. It's not like I contribute anything!
Kramer: Well why don't you quite?
George: If I quit I can't collect unemployment.
Jerry: Yeah, that is a problem.
Kramer: I know, tell Steinbrenner that you deny the Holocaust.
Jerry: What?!
Kramer: Well yeah, he's Jewish. He's sure to fire you if you tell him that.
George: What makes you think he's Jewish?
Kramer: His name is Steinbrenner. You know, "Stein."
Jerry: Oh not everyone with "Stein" in their name is a Jew!
Kramer: Well it's worth a shot. Nobody in New York wants to have an employee who denies the Holocaust.
George: You know, I think I'll try it. I'll deny the Holocaust!
Jerry: I don't believe this! What's next, are you going to deny the Moon Landing too?
George: Jerry, if it makes a free man, I'll deny my own birth!
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George: (knocks on the door) Uh, Mr. Steinbrenner?
Steinbrenner: Yes George, what is it?
George: I, uh, thought I should that I, um, well…
Steinbrenner: Yes?
George: Well you see sir, I deny the Holocaust.
Steinbrenner: What?!
George: That's right, sir, I deny the Holocaust. I find the evidence totally unconvincing. I feel that I should be up front about my beliefs. I understand if you want to fire me, but I-
Steinbrenner: Oh George, this is great! There's finally someone else around who thinks like I do!
George: Like, like you?!
Steinbrenner: Yeah, you know I could never say anything about it before. This being New York, "Hymietown" and all. But not anymore! You and I can stand up to them together! We don't have to live in fear any longer!
George: Them?
Steinbrenner: Listen George, there's a group I'm a part of. It's a small, but dedicated group of people who think like us. We're having a meeting tonight. I think you should come. It'll be a life-changing experience for you!
George: I,well, uh-
Steinbrenner: Oh come on, you'll make a great addition!
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Steinbrenner: So George, what do you think of our little club?
George: Well sir, I, uh, I can definitely feel everyone's passion!
Steinbrenner: That's great! Now listen, we're almost ready for the initiation ritual. After that, you're a full blown member!
George: Initiation ritual?
Steinbrenner: Bring in the sacrificial Jew!
(Enter Jerry, in chains, being led in by a skinhead)
George: J-Jerry?!
Steinbrenner: Okay George, just keep an eye on the Jew while go get everybody else. Then the ritual can begin! Oh, you're gonna need this (he hands George a large, curved dagger).
(Exit Steinbrenner and the skinhead)
(George begins pacing in a circle, with his hands in his pockets, too embarrassed to look at Jerry)
Jerry: So, I see you told Steinbrenner you deny the Holocaust.
(George nods, silently)
Jerry: And now you're going to a join his little club here?
(George shrugs)
Jerry: George, you gotta get me outta here! They're going to kill me!
George: How am I supposed to do that?! Didn't see the size of that guy, Jerry?!
Jerry: Tell Steinbrenner you don't deny the Holocaust! Tell him it was all just part of one of your crazy schemes!
George: Well, I, I-
(Enter Steinbrenner, followed by a crowd of skinheads)
Steinbrenner: Alright George, we're ready to being! You've still got the dagger I gave you, right?
George: Well, actually, Mr. Steinbrenner, sir.
Steinbrenner: What? What's the matter?
George: You see, sir… I no longer deny the Holocaust.
Steinbrenner: What?!
George: Yes, I've reexamined the evidence, and now I've changed my mind on the whole thing.
Steinbrenner: I don't believe this! I thought I finally had an ally at work! I went through all the trouble of capturing a Jew and preparing for this initiation ritual, and at the last minute you tell me you don't deny the Holocaust anymore! This, this is an outrage! George!
George: Yes, Mr. Steinbrenner?
Steinbrenner: You're fired!

>>344927
George as usual being the best mixling and denying the shoah.

>>344927
lmao!

>>344927
Heh

>>344927
In a year, open-source AI will be able to create a video of this scene.

>>345026
Doubt it, since they shut it down as soon as it got out of line. For those who missed it, a year or two ago, someone made AI Seinfield, that streamed on Twitch 24/7 and it would generate scenes, camera-work, the cast, the dialogue and the laughtrack all on the spot. It was quite impressive, even if 99% of the jokes were unfunny, but then it generated mp4 related and the stream got shut down for violating Twitch's Rules.
As an idea of how the show functioned, here are some other clips from when it streamed.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=yn0iVOtr6FE
It's very uncanny and weird, especially when the "audience" would laugh at the setup of the joke, but not the payoff, like the gummy bear joke.

>>345026
Too soon, Ai has been lobotomized for all weak faggots to tolerate.

>>345031
Too bad nobody has made a screencap on the chat when that scene happened.

>>345031
Jesus Yeshua that's actually impressive

>>345051
>>345065
Apparently it got renewed for a second season, now with extra locations, and more Kosher dialogue.
https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever