No.345425
>In New York, mysterious radioactive ooze has mutated four sewer turtles into talking, upright-walking, crime-fighting ninjas. The intrepid heroes - Michelangelo (Robbie Rist), Donatello (Corey Feldman), Raphael (Josh Pais) and Leonardo (Brian Tochi) - are trained in the Ninjutsu arts by their rat sensei, Splinter. When a villainous rogue ninja, who is a former pupil of Splinter, arrives and spreads lawlessness throughout the city, it's up to the plucky turtles to stop him.
>A comedic send-up of the grim circumstances of the Middle Ages as told through the story of King Arthur and framed by a modern-day murder investigation. When the mythical king of the Britons leads his knights on a quest for the Holy Grail, they face a wide array of horrors, including a persistent Black Knight, a three-headed giant, a cadre of shrubbery-challenged knights, the perilous Castle Anthrax, a killer rabbit, a house of virgins, and a handful of rude Frenchmen.
NEXT WEEKS THEME: Historical epic
No.345426
>>345425Cuck porn next week?
No.345438
Schindler's List
No.345440
>>345438The category is historical epic not historical fiction.
No.345441
>>345440More like swindlers list.
Both movies this week are kino actually, even if they are a bit mainstream.
No.345443
>>345442Das Boot was a kino film because it actually didn't depict the German People as le ebil monsters.
No.345444
>>345443I should note that I know like a lot of German films its still anti-le-ebil natzee in many ways but its at least pro German-Soldiers not depicting the as outright monsters, even the officer is given humanity.
No.345457
>>345425I loved both of these movies when I was younger, and I've come to the conclusion that TMNT is the superior film. Holy Grail is boring once you know all the jokes.
>Historical epic55 Days at Peking.
No.345460
>>345457We should've done Meaning of Life, without spoiling too much, it has a Christmas segment.
No.345474
>>345460Christmas is racist znd divisive.
No.345559
>>345551They don't have Ramon anymore, the Jews took control of Trans500, nowadays it's just a bunch of fat niggers with no personality and originality in their scenes.
t. Bryan Dunn