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For me its, Anya Taylor Joy.
R: 2 / I: 2

European "films"

has this shit hole continent ever made anything kino or good?
R: 7 / I: 1

New Hollywood

Rank 'em
R: 9 / I: 11

"For You"

Bane appreciation thread

can be from the film, cartoon TV Show and comic but has to all be Bane.
R: 76 / I: 46

TV ASS

WHO HAD THE BEST TV ASS?

POST EM
R: 41 / I: 14

Romeo & Juliet BLACKED Edition

Starring Tom Holland, the typecast beta oil driller.
R: 30 / I: 7

They're Literally The Same Person

I don't know what all the complaining is about, Bella and Ellie look identical and frankly I think they did a great job casting her.
R: 10 / I: 2
Kino songs that should be made into films
I'll begin
R: 8 / I: 2
Did Captain Janeway and the rest of Voyager's ethnically diverse cast succeed in bringing more women and minorities into the fandom?
R: 182 / I: 107

Jenny Nicholson 1 million subscribers

She's probably about 2 days away from hitting 1 million subs on Youtube. Let us all watch her cross that milestone together!
https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/jennynicholson
R: 9 / I: 2
>my name is ballsack schrader and you can go schtoop yourself

Was this twist really necessary? What did vince mean by this?
R: 58 / I: 18
Apology accepted.
R: 24 / I: 12
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT LIKE THIS JAMES, NOT LIKE THIS!!!
THIS IS DESPERATE!
R: 51 / I: 21
This cartoon is considered and advertised as Anti-Woke, starring Adam Carrolla.
We're um… eating good again, uh… cartoon bros.
R: 53 / I: 25

Post Reviews of Movies You've Recently Watched

Just saw Scaramouche (1952). An 18th century revenge tale about a man who plays a clown in a theater troupe by day as he plots to kill a heartless aristocrat by night to avenge the death of his best friend and foster brother.

The film feels very ahead of its time both visually and in terms of writing. This is probably because it blends elements of several different genres, which seems to have confused the critics of its day. It's essentially a swashbuckler but with a lot of time dedicated to political drama and comedy. It's also very risque for its time. As incongruent as this sounds, it actually balances these aspects rather well. The biggest weakness in the story is the ending, which feels somewhat underwhelming after everything building up to it and the final plot twist is more than a little hard to swallow. That being said, I don't think it detracts from the film too much.

The characters, even the side ones, are fairly strong and memorable and the acting is quite good as well. A few of the actors even act more like French actors than American ones. The villain is especially great. The only one of the main cast who feels like a typical Hollywood actor from the 50's is Janet Leigh but she's still adequate in her role.

The visuals, like I said, are ahead of their time. Only by a about a decade or so though; it certainly doesn't look modern. The most famous thing about this movie is the 5-minute long swordfight at the end. Despite its length, that fight scene is able to maintain a high level of excitement and tension throughout which is quite a feat since you know the hero is going to win in the end. There are many other swordfights in the movie too and they're all used pretty intelligently to serve the plot. What's nice about the fight scenes is that there's very little music in them and the silence helps tremendously.

Overall, I give Scaramouche an 8/10.
R: 12 / I: 5
Emergency Kino Alert
Film announcement: Tom Cruise and Scarlett Johannson to star in remake of The Gauntlet that starred Clint Eastwood.
Harv is released, and sanity is already restored to Hollywood. Wtf?
https://filmstories.co.uk/news/tom-cruise-and-scarlett-johansson-rumoured-to-be-teaming-for-the-gauntlet/
R: 12 / I: 4
Gahoole, it is extremely important that you (and maybe Daimyo) review all the Madea movies. Just start with the first one and you'll be hooked. Trust me.
R: 8 / I: 2
Legitimately, what are the best movies directed by women?
R: 18 / I: 4

AJ

why did they make him into such a whiny sensitive little pussy?
R: 5 / I: 2

New York City: Actor Steve Buscemi Punched in Face — ‘Random Act of Violence’

NEW YORK (AP) - Actor Steve Buscemi is OK after he was punched in the face by a man on a New York City street, his publicist said Sunday.

The 66-year-old star of "Fargo" and "Boardwalk Empire" was assaulted late Wednesday morning in Manhattan and taken to a nearby hospital with bruising, swelling and bleeding to his left eye.

"Steve Buscemi was assaulted in Mid-Town Manhattan, another victim of a random act of violence in the city," according to a statement Sunday from his publicist. "He is ok and appreciates everyone's well wishes."

The assault was first reported by the New York Post.

The New York Police Department put out a nameless statement on the assault Wednesday. Buscemi's representative confirmed Sunday that the unidentified assault victim in the police statement was the actor.

The police department said there were no arrests and the investigation was continuing.

Buscemi's "Boardwalk Empire" co-star Michael Stuhlbarg was hit in the back of the neck with a rock while walking in Manhattan's Central Park on March 31. Stuhlbarg chased his attacker, who was taken into custody outside the park.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/05/13/new-york-city-actor-steve-buscemi-punched-in-face-random-act-of-violence/
R: 4 / I: 0

Megapolis

Coppola kino is back on the menu boys.
trailer is shit but the shots are good
R: 24 / I: 2

Star Wars Episode I

I will never understand why this gets all the amount of unwanted and unnecessary hate it gets, it's no where near as bad as it's made out to be.
R: 5 / I: 2

The King of Cult

Roger Corman, dead at 98.
R: 61 / I: 23
Guess who's back
ens ens
Back again

>A New York court has overturned Harvey Weinstein's 2020 conviction for rape, ordering a new trial in the landmark "MeToo" case.


>The state's highest court found the judge at the trial prejudiced the ex-movie mogul with "egregious" improper rulings, including a decision to let women testify about allegations that weren't part of the case.


>In a 4-3 decision, the ruling by the Court of Appeals will mean a painful chapter in reckoning with sexual misconduct by powerful figures looks likely to be reopened.


>It was an era that began in 2017 with a flood of allegations against Weinstein.


>Weinstein's accusers could again be forced to relive their traumas on the witness stand.


>The 72-year-old former film producer has been serving a 23-year sentence in a New York prison on rape and sexual assault charges.


www.anynewssite.com/humble
R: 20 / I: 4

Sucker Punch Snyder Cut

Zack wants to do a Snyder Cut of SP but there are rights issues and he might need funding to do it. Are you willing to shell out your accumulated neetbux and rupees for the Zack Attack?
Does Sucker Punch have the potential to be transformed to the same or a similar extent that Justice League was?
https://screenrant.com/sucker-punch-zack-snyder-cut-improve-better/
R: 19 / I: 8

90s Waifu's

Please post generously.
R: 1 / I: 0

WFC: Mother 2009

>A widow (Kim Hye-ja) resides with her mentally challenged son (Won-bin) in a small South Korean town, where she scrapes out a living selling medicinal herbs. Mother and son are plunged into a nightmare when the body of a murdered young girl is discovered. Circumstantial evidence indicates the son's involvement, and he becomes the prime suspect during the sloppy police investigation. Betrayed by the legal system, the mother takes the law into her own hands to clear her son's name.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Soviet-era Russian or Eastern European film
R: 5 / I: 1

/mlp/ general

>favorite pony?
>favorite episode?
>favorite season?
>favorite song?
R: 2 / I: 0
I NEED A GIRL IN MY LIFE

First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
R: 5 / I: 0
It's over.
R: 6 / I: 2

scary movies

Please post shit that is actually scary, I wanna be psychological affected, no gay slasher flicks, only kino mind fucks, thank you.
R: 96 / I: 32

I figured it out.

I actually figured it out. This is cutting edge. If the internet has any sense, the understanding will radiate outward from this origin point. I figured out why everything is going woke. I'm actually running off of a quote of someone I won't name, but I don't think it matters. He's a literal King. Maybe I should quote him. I don't want to attract shills though.

Psyops and propaganda work at a slow pace over the course of generations.
>Why are they destroying our franchises?
They "aren't." I thought they were, but it's just the next phase. Boomers used to say they liked the originals better than the new version. They've been redoing films every 10+ years going back 60 years. Flight of the Phoenix (1965) and (2004). Oceans 11 (1960) and (2001). The Four Feathers (1939) and (2002). The list goes on…

What is fucking happening is the previous gen, our gen was targeted with subliminal, feminist allied, adventure films that had more or less generally masculine male protagonists. The previous generation before us was targeted with maybe a subversive new outlook on what is morally correct. Looking back on the old films we loved, it all seems pozzed, just not overtly woke like current shit. Now it's all female protagonist slop. All the streaming shit is female oriented, obviously targeting female demographics. I think it tends to target roasties, single moms, stay at home moms, etc. Why aren't they feeding them original content or making original franchises? Besides 50 Shades of Grey. SEXO

HERE IT IS: TLDR:
They're merging the young boy demographics with older adult female demographics using the same intellectual property: LOTR, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, all MCU, Fallout, and now Warhammer… They're doing this so young boys and older women have common languages to enable this type of relationship: female pedophilia with young boys. Feminism has enabled women to gain access to institutions to having authority over children, and now they're being targeted by the same fantasy, escape entertainment media, so they can covertly, in plain site, bond psychologically (flirt in a seemingly harmless way), which can then eventually lead to covert sexual bonding or attempts at such.

Have you seen the damn near innumerable amount of female teachers being arrested for having sex with middle/high school student boys? It's fucking insane. There are hundreds all over the country, Daily Nice articles pop up nearly multiple times a week. These are just the ones being caught.

Just look at She-Hulk for example. She carries a grown man to bed. A woman IRL obviously can't be the size of a she-hulk, but she can match the size ratio with a smaller boy. That's just an overt example. This explains the relationship dynamic with the Fallout Okie Dokie roastie and the childlike retard black character. The tranny is a bit too btfo to enter a relationship with a junior because they are sabotaged by heckin' bigots. The race mixing is the misdirection. The fact of the matter is it's an experienced, overly sexual, mature woman talking to a sexually inexperienced guy. Gahoole himself might actually be a victim of this. I bet I can think of a bunch more examples. I'm remembering Carrie Fisher releasing a book at the same time as Star Wars talking about her sexual relationship with Harrison Ford. It's a thread woven into the IP, into the marketing. There might not be an onscreen relationship, but there might be marketing, and there is definitely IP demographic bridging of this dynamic.

BROS, DID I FIGURE IT OUT?
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIVES. THEY PSYCHOLOGICALLY RAPING EVERYBODY. ALL GRIFTERS ARE DISTRACTING. ALL THE FUCKING YOUTUBE GRIFTERS PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY ARE PART OF THIS.

/TV/ /TV/ /TV/
R: 16 / I: 5

What did she mean by this?

BWC WHORE
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Most of the movies and tv shows I watch are either animated or black and white. I never understood why this was until I heard someone remark that characters in black and white look less like real people than ones in color. I guess I don't like the sight of real people as much as stylized representations of people. Why do I dislike the sight of real human beings?
R: 8 / I: 3

New Who dropped

This Richard Pryor-lookin' motherfucker is best Doctor since Sylvester McCoy
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001z8bz
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Heh, no Fallout tv show thread.
I wonder why.

There's a bunch of twitter and reddit drama over this scene. Niggers are like smackin' they lips n sheeit, and soyboys be like, "wtf I hate jesus." Everybody else that is tolerant of race and gender politics is just seething about the horrible lore adaptation. Autists realize it's anti-Russia libtards in Hollywood that continue to snap. Me? This is the show.
R: 9 / I: 2

WFC: Bustin' Loose & Dead Reckoning

>Parole officer Donald (Robert Christian) compels his foul-mouthed ex-con charge Joe Braxton (Richard Pryor) to escort a bus full of special education students from Philadelphia to the Pacific Northwest, where their teacher Vivian Perry (Cicely Tyson) plans to set up a new school. But when Braxton's latest attempt at going straight becomes a frustrating series of mishaps, he struggles to complete the job he was hired to do while resisting his growing affection for Vivian and the children.

>War heroes Rip Murdock (Humphrey Bogart) and Johnny Drake (William Prince) are sent to Washington, D.C., by train, but are not told why. During the trip, they learn they're about to receive top honors for their service. Johnny, seemingly terrified by the publicity that awaits him, jumps off the train and later turns up dead. Suspecting foul play, Rip begins digging into his pal's past. He encounters cover-ups, threats to his own life and deadly femme fatale Coral Chandler (Lizabeth Scott).


NEXT WEEKS THEME: Korean Kino
R: 41 / I: 6

"Screw You Guys I'm going Home"

Favourite Episodes and scenes from south park
R: 4 / I: 0
What are your thoughts on the season 1 of The Simpsons? Most people seem to only talk about 3-8. Occasionally you'll hear something about season 2 or about 9 and onward but you rarely hear anything about 1. It's really weird and uneven but I like it. There wasn't anything like The Simpsons before as far as I know so it has the feel of a small group of people trying to find their footing in virgin territory, which is always fun to watch. The episode where Homer attempts to commit suicide and it's played semi-seriously is especially surreal to watch after knowing what the character become later on.
R: 19 / I: 3

Dr. Pavel

I'm CIA
R: 1 / I: 1

Mysterious skin

>comments
>Best lgbtq movie ever

It's a movie about Pedophilia and aliens. I don't get it.
R: 11 / I: 3
Name better action movie now.
R: 14 / I: 1
In light of recent events, is it still kino?
R: 2 / I: 1
>NOBODY GAVE A SHIT
R: 59 / I: 3

This guy is ONE of the most praised moview reviews second 4chan /tv/

What's YOUR opinion about his 4channel essay?
R: 75 / I: 32

AAG - Anime American General

A thread so we can talk about anime and how we americans can improve the weeb culture and industry.
Eurofags not allowed, unless they have a BBC.
R: 9 / I: 5
Who is the modern day Oliver Reed?

Today's boozehound and hellraiser?
What actor could spend each evening soliloquizing at the Old Vic then stay up till dawn wenching and quaffing and gorging and puking and dueling and jousting?
R: 3 / I: 1

The Mob

what are some of the most brutally realistic and historically accurate depictions of the Mob in film and Television
R: 4 / I: 0

Zack Ward

Recommend me some good quality Zack Ward Movies
R: 10 / I: 5

Post the best movie from every country you've seen a movie from

>America
Birth of a Nation
>Britain
Zulu
>France
Le Samurai
>Germany
Kolberg
>Italy
Bicycle Thieves
>Sweden
Wild Strawberries
>Russia
Stalker
>Japan
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
>China
A Better Tomorrow
>India
Bahubali 2: The Conclusion
R: 7 / I: 1

Worst horror movie ever made?

We all know the descent is the best

but what about da worst?
R: 22 / I: 3

Dirty Dan Double Feature

Nickelodeon Producer Dan Schneider Responds to 'Quiet on Set' Accusations: 'I Owe Some People a Strong Apology'
Once heralded as the "Norman Lear of children's television" by the New York Times, former Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider is now scrambling to save his reputation in the wake of the new docuseries Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV, which explores allegations of child sexual abuse and other forms of misconduct in Hollywood.

Dan Schneider responded to the Investigation Discovery docuseries on Tuesday, saying "I definitely owe some people a pretty strong apology."

The docuseries alleges he oversaw toxic workplace conditions where young children were present, and he allegedly verbally abused the cast and crews of his shows.

One accuser - a female writer on The Amanda Show - claims Schneider watched pornography on his computer at work and once told her that he would put one of her sketches in the show in return for a massage - a request that he allegedly made of other co-workers.

Schneider spoke to the iCarly star known as BooG!E in a video interview that was obtained by The Hollywood Reporter.

"Watching over the past two nights was very difficult, me facing my past behaviors, some of which are embarrassing and that I regret and I definitely owe some people a pretty strong apology," he said.

When asked about the massages, Schneider said, "It was wrong. It was wrong that I ever put anybody in that position. It was a wrong thing to do. I'd never do it today. I'm embarrassed that I did it then. I apologize to anybody that I ever put in that situation."

Later he added: "When I watched the show, I could see the hurt in some people's eyes and it made me feel awful and regretful and sorry. I wish I could go back, especially to those earlier years of my career, and bring the growth and the experience that I have now and just do a better job and never, ever feel like it was okay to be an asshole to anyone, ever."

As one of Nickelodeon's top producers, Schneider oversaw several hit shows including iCarly, The Amanda Show, and Drake & Josh.

Quiet on Set explores the dark side of children's entertainment in Hollywood, especially at Nickelodeon.

The docuseries spends significant time on former teen star Drake Bell, who has claimed he was sexually abused as a minor by convicted sex offender and former dialogue coach Brian Peck during the making of the network's Drake & Josh.

Bell sued Peck in 2004 under a pseudonym. His identity has only been revealed in the docuseries. Peck was convicted and sentenced to 16 months in prison.

Paramount-owned Nickelodeon issued a statement last week saying "we are dismayed and saddened."
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/03/20/nickelodeon-producer-dan-schneider-responds-to-quiet-on-set-accusations-i-owe-some-people-a-strong-apology/
R: 6 / I: 0

Sargon 1 x Conservatives 0

Another liberalist kino review
R: 14 / I: 1

Late Night With The Devil

Yall seen it yet? It's kino, very analog horror esque. Quick details that if you miss then you lose full context of the plot. I like to watch symbolism analysis videos on yt after watching thick plot flicks to compare my analysis with theirs. I didn't know Abraxas was lord of frogs. I didn't know frog posting was pagan worship.
R: 3 / I: 0

Ancient Civilizations

of course I don't mean the obvious ones like Egypt here, are there any TV Documentaries, Films or TV Shows (but mostly TV Documentaries) about Ancient Civilizations specifically to do with Cities, Towns, Villages and that in the world which are still completely intact and look exactly the same as how they did when they were first built?

like 4,000 years old or more.
R: 39 / I: 15

The People Have Spoken

movies that were absolutely hated and crapped on by "professional" Film critics and sites but were absolutely loved by the only people that matter the public and everyday filmgoers
R: 25 / I: 8
Here's your upcoming Marvel movie, bros.
R: 8 / I: 1

WFC: Out of the Past

>The quiet life of small-town gas station owner Jeff Bailey (Robert Mitchum) is interrupted when a figure from his shady past, small-time crook Joe Stephanos (Paul Valentine), recognizes him. Stephanos' boss, crooked gambler Whit Sterling (Kirk Douglas), had hired Jeff to track down Kathie Moffat (Jane Greer), a girlfriend who shot Whit and made off with $40,000 of his. Jeff and Kathie fell in love, but she left him to go back to Sterling, who now wants Jeff to settle a few old scores.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: blaxsploitation mockbuster & Bogie
R: 6 / I: 3

Pullo

Formation!
R: 0 / I: 0
1960 Finnish studded tire commercial, feels somewhere between noir, Lynchian and grindhouse at moments to me. I'm amazed.
R: 1 / I: 0
Suburban Knights is underrated. Sure, it doesn't have the amazing lightning-in-a-bottle energy of Kickassia, but it has it's own charm. The artistry of Doug's direction is much more refined in this picture. Also, if you can't appreciate a bunch of fat spergs beating each other with toy swords in the middle of neighborhood playground, you just hate fun.
R: 106 / I: 42
LEXEE SMITH

GOT A ROLE AT HOLLYWOOD
R: 20 / I: 4

Malcolm in the middle

Going through the show again but this time remembering their end show achievements and I have to give it to Francis. Solid C+. Dropped out of high school, emancipated himself, got a shit job, married a brown girl, moved, new job in same industry but with honest bosses, making a living. :')
R: 38 / I: 9

Chris Rock

Comedians who were never funny and were only perceived as being funny from a very small demographic who tried to make they are funny from being the same race or sex as them
R: 6 / I: 3
clown world
R: 40 / I: 9
Nu-Males should be hunted and skinned alive on sight

>"When I was growing up, my dad would grab me by the shoulders and shake me while he screamed in my face," Wheaton wrote. "He choked me more than once. He was always out of control, always in a furious rage, and always terrifying. I'm a 51-year-old man and my heart is pounding right now, recalling how I felt when I was a little boy who loved Grover the way today's kids love Elmo. So this appalling, unforgivable, despicable act hits more than one raw nerve for me, and I'm going to say what I wish I'd been able to say when this sort of thing happened to me."


>"What the fuck is wrong with that guy?" he wrote. "Elmo is, like, the best friend to multiple generations of children. In the Sesame Street universe, ELMO IS A CHILD, who is currently putting mental health and caring for others in the spotlight. What an asshole. What a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole … Larry David strikes me as a person who mocks and belittles people who are vulnerable and sensitive, and enjoys being cruel, because he feels untouchable … First of all, you aren't even in the segment, but you just decided to barge in and draw focus because … why? You couldn't stand that a puppet brought people together in a meaningful way that you can't? You couldn't stand that your appearance on national television to promote your wildly successful series was delayed for a few seconds while the adults talked about mental health? You wanted to manufacture a viral moment where everyone gets to see what an asshole you are, so they'll tune in and watch you portray an asshole in the last season of your show that celebrates how great it is to be an asshole without ever experiencing the consequences of being an asshole?"
R: 16 / I: 7

Faerie Odd Parents

Were the creators of this cartoon ever outed as pedophiles? Because I was getting major pedo vibes from it before I even knew what a pedo was.
R: 12 / I: 3
ALIEN TEASER

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTNMt84KT0k
R: 0 / I: 0

Barrett Kosh The Horror Movie in Dubai 2024 SHocking Terror

Nobody is safe as Barrett Kosh THe MOvie is playing in Dubai sponsored by Wishbone GOld PLC
R: 3 / I: 0

Interview with the Nigger

Daily BLACKED IP thread.
R: 2 / I: 0
ITT: Movies that could have been good if they had just ended it sooner
The first two thirds of this movie are a fun science fiction adventure. Nothing amazing, but very entertaining. Then they get out of the dome and it goes off the rails. About 70% of the last act is just an autistic old man they meet mumbling gibberish to himself. And the ending where Logan destroys the main computer by telling it that "there is no sanctuary" makes no sense. "Sanctuary" was never thought to be anything more than a place where the runners lived after supposedly escaping from the dome. Why would the revelation that it doesn't actually exist be so mind blowing that it would cause the computer to have a melt down? It feels so half-assed, like they had no idea how to end the movie and just threw something together at the last moment.
It should have ended right after they escaped from the dome, with the shot of them looking at the sunset.
R: 3 / I: 2

Clown

wasn't it alluded at in the book that IT raped Beverly?
R: 2 / I: 0

Female action stars are cringe

Anybody that has done any physical activity can tell you how awkward and slow women move when doing any athleticism compared to average men. Let alone having a drama geek girl throwing herself around.

The amount of delusional women that are in to sports and try to be rugged like a man always come across as arrogant larpers and stupid while all men nearby are recoiling on the inside.
R: 13 / I: 3
>love pretentious, old critical darlings that are on every poser's top ten lists but am afraid to tell anyone because they'll think I'm another poser who's just parroting opinions I think I'm supposed to have even though I genuinely love these films
Anyone else know this feel?
Pic related: my 3x3
R: 36 / I: 8

Based J. K. Rowling

I fucking love this woman soo fucking much, the most based woman on the planet right now
R: 0 / I: 0

Andromeda s1

It's pretty litty. Episode 12 hit hard, kind of made me want to read the books now.
R: 9 / I: 4
NEXT BOND GIRL
R: 20 / I: 2

WFC: The Films of Nanny Lyn

>A bizarre anthology of non-sensical, Amiga animated "children's stories" (found on VHS and uploaded to the net in the late 00s) narrated by a soft-spoken woman (possibly Nanny Lynn?) the identity of whom is still unknown.

NEXT WEEKS FILM: Golden Age Film with a Bad Bitch
R: 2 / I: 1

Ashley boettcher

Gahoole please ask if she's coming back on twitter or instagram
R: 4 / I: 0
Rosties who had sex with Gerard in the '90s are still seething and falsely accusing him of rape because he's ugly.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/29/entertainment/gerard-depardieu-arrest-france-scli-intl/index.html
R: 35 / I: 11

soyjak.party won

tvchan faggots lost, soyjak.party won, /qa/ won
R: 24 / I: 10

The Time Machine (1960)

Classic Sci Fi and Horror Movies from the 50's and 60's
R: 19 / I: 4
Was Michael Clayton (2007) a good movie?
R: 11 / I: 3

I don't get it

Everything made sense until the mimes started playing tennis.
R: 37 / I: 18

watching cam of Civil War

Kinda sick and tired of being sick and tired of roasties trying to present value apart of their youth.
R: 69 / I: 8
Have you ever been interested in watching a movie/series but were hesitant because fans of that movie/series are so insufferable and so sick in the head that you're afraid if you watch it you'll become insufferable and sick in the head too?
R: 90 / I: 23

Amazon's Fallout is a Glorified Humiliation Ritual

IT'S UP
R: 13 / I: 1

You Know......

I never cared for the Dune movies, Too goofy.
R: 7 / I: 5
Just how do I become intelligent enough to watch movies properly?
R: 12 / I: 2
Yeah… I'm thinking he's∞front.
R: 4 / I: 0
>Kirk Unit, give me da caasshhh.
R: 18 / I: 5
>Stoner comedies are now dead.
>You are now remembering Stoner comedies.
Why did she do it, anons?
R: 128 / I: 37
In Dune : Messiah Paul Atreides is blinded by an atomic stone burner during an assassination attempt.

Thank god said Paul…
R: 47 / I: 10

Joker 2

This looks like a tranny.
R: 7 / I: 7
>that nose
No way this guy isn't Jewish
R: 46 / I: 10

Disney BTFOs Disney

BTFO
R: 15 / I: 2
What are some good LIVE ACTION Japanese movies? No anime. And no Kurosawa, Mizoguchi, Ozu or Godzilla either. I've already seen those.
R: 1 / I: 0
WAIFUS BROS

IT'S OVER

Ashley and Emma stone are fucked
Nudes are coming with A.I
R: 64 / I: 29

SS getting btfo

How does Gahoole win so much?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/carol-baum-sydney-sweeney-cant-act-not-pretty_n_661fbb77e4b0d63376584f05
https://archive.is/t6nad
I wonder if her course's final is completing a transvestigation on a Hollywood celeb.
R: 102 / I: 13
Any MDE oldheads on here that want to impotently whinge and moan because things arent like they were ten years ago?
R: 4 / I: 1
>this made zoomers piss and shit in terror thanks to being recommended it on Tiktok
R: 7 / I: 0

Liam Neeson

what would you think of Liam Neeson being cast in the Matrix Films what would you reckon he would have played as in it what role would he have been?
R: 17 / I: 10

/bestsarah/ general

To love cinema is to love Sarah, she's the embodiment of kino and no other Sarah can ever come on top.
R: 17 / I: 6

klaus kinski

I am Ashamed and appalled that there hasn't been a Thread on here yet discussing and honouring the life and works of Klaus Kinski one of 20th century greatest and less known actors
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Putlockers?

Are there still places where you can stream tv shows for free? Back in the GOT days I would watch everything on a Putlocker knockoff because the torrents took forever to seed. However I don't see shit for Putlocker these days. I think Putlocker must have been gassed. What do you guys use?
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WFC: Get Carter & Roadhouse

>Jack Carter (Michael Caine) is a cold-blooded London gangster, and not the sort of man you want to cross. When Carter's brother winds up dead, he travels to Newcastle to arrange the funeral. Convinced that his brother was murdered, Carter questions local thug Eric (Ian Hendry), who eventually leads him to kingpin Kinnear. From there, Carter carves a bloody trail of revenge through the seedy underbelly of Newcastle in search of his brother's killer.

>The Double Deuce is the meanest, loudest and rowdiest bar south of the Mason-Dixon Line, and Dalton (Patrick Swayze) has been hired to clean it up. He might not look like much, but the Ph.D.-educated bouncer proves he's more than capable - busting the heads of troublemakers and turning the roadhouse into a jumping hot-spot. But Dalton's romance with the gorgeous Dr. Clay (Kelly Lynch) puts him on the bad side of cutthroat local big shot Brad Wesley (Ben Gazzara).


NEXT WEEKS THEME: Movies that are questionably not movies at all
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It's up
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Expected Colbert fanfiction, got anti-journalist kino.

>Not preachy or cringe

>Road trip feels
>Meth Damon is great but not in it that much
>Younger actress (not Dunst) has a distractingly big ass
>Very loud

Overall, very solid and a nice surprise
R: 7 / I: 0

Cuckime openings better than the original gook openings

Starting with this
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HAHAHAHAHA
>We control da air now, cracka.
>WE DA ONES DAT CAN BREEV
>Whitey always tryin to take our sheeit
>Whitey always sayin deys can't breev
R: 11 / I: 8

Whoopi Kino

I had no idea school could be so enjoyable.
I wish I had sassy black girls in my classes growing up.
R: 2 / I: 1
Bros, how stupid are we
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WOKE UP THIS MORNING, GOT AN ONLYFANS

>"Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo joked she had to put her 12-year-old son, Waylon, "in his place" when he expressed dismay over her lucrative OnlyFans career.

https://nypost.com/2024/04/04/entertainment/sopranos-star-drea-de-matteo-told-son-he-wouldnt-have-nice-st-if-she-didnt-show-my-a-on-onlyfans/

How big of a The Sopranos fan are you, /tv/? Would you spare a few bucks for a starving artist?
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Moonshine Highway (1996)

Even though it was set in prohibition times it still had that 90's "insert sensual scenes to a saxophone" attitude. It's fuckin kino tho. Real cars crashing and catching fire can't be beat.
R: 24 / I: 11
Television Centre from before the diversity wokists moved everything to faggoty Manchester

https://maps.app.goo.gl/MX1eLNhULQKoASap9
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I finally understand the ending of Amadeus.
He is wheeled toward the camera, toward the audience. He even looks at us. We're the mediocrities. The filmmaker is laughing at us and mocking us as he absolves us.
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holy shit gahoole btfo
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I hate how pseudo-intellectuals always make it seem like this film is meant to be a commentary on racism, especially racism towards Native Americans in the United States. That's a complete Red Herring. There's nothing about the way racial conflict is portrayed in this film that's unique to the American old west. The fact that the director, John Ford, said in interviews that he didn't believe White people were responsible for wiping out the Natives only hammers this point home. This could just as easily be a story about Greeks and Persians or the English and the Irish. In fact, if you changed the Native Americans into Highland Scots and the Whites into Englishmen and Lowland Scots, the story in this could very well be the plot to a Walter Scott novel.
What the film is really about is a the struggle between the wild frontier and the emergence of civilization in the wild west. Ethan, John Wayne's character embodies this struggle. He is a hardened frontiersman and Civil War veteran who wanders to and fro, never able to fit in with the civilized world, yet he's civilized enough to despise the uncivilized barbarity represented by the Comanche. And this inner conflict within him is what lies at the heart of the entire film. This likely resonated with the WWII veterans who famously struggled to fit in with American society again after coming back from the war.
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More like FJ
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YTP

It's been quite a while since the last thread, hasn't it? I think we're long overdue for a new one.

ITT let's share and discuss works from the best media genre ever: YouTube Poops, of course.
From famous hits to hidden gems, everything is welcome.
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UFC 300

LIVE AT 6PM LAS VEGAS

First fight of the card is figgy vs cody
https://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-300
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>Attempt to find Captioned scene of Quentin Tarantino in Django Unchanged.
>None exist (Captions disabled).
The whole point of my post was going to be about how he's uncancelable because he moved to Israel and married a jew BEFORE the invasion of Gaza, but it's ruined now.
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ITT: Movies the kikes still need to go to work on
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PRESS F
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Alien Tentacle Blowjob

so I hear that Isabela Moner inadvertently ends up giving the big suck to one of the xenomorphs in the new Alien movie
R: 7 / I: 2

The Subversion of The Matrix

Came across this little kino analysis of The Matrix, and now I see the methodology everywhere in plain sight.
https://odysee.com/@OcciClean:8/Bob-Dylans-Messianic-Kingdom:7
Text summary of the video whether the anon intended for it or not.
Other pics are What If… Season 2 Episode 1. It's essentially The Matrix boiled and reduced down into 30 minutes for children.

The Inception analysis is also pretty good.
https://odysee.com/@WyattStagg:e/Inceptionandtheempireofourfathers:8

Thoughts, prayers, and seethe below.
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>The recently-released film The American Society of Magical Negroes has been pulled from movie theaters after just three weeks.

>The film, directed by Kobi Libii, made just $2.4 million at the box office after less than a month in theaters and currently has a 28% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes. The American Society of Magical Negroes had a reported budget of $15 million.


>As of April 8, the trailer for the film had 146,000 dislikes versus just 10,000 likes. Similarly, the top comment on the trailer on YouTube reads: "You know what I like about this film. It's bringing blacks and whites together. We can all agree that it's a collective 'no' for all sides."


https://brobible.com/culture/article/american-society-of-magical-negroes-pulled-from-theaters/

I thought jews were smart!
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But seriously though

why did he do it????
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This is the most reddit movie ever made. I had to shut it off after 20 minutes.
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Madame Web (2024)

oh dear God I don't think I've ever seen a marvel film receive such an embarrassing and pathetically low score, but I guess it's to be expected from seeing who directed it….
R: 16 / I: 10
PUFF DADDY ANAL AUDIO LEAKED
FINALLY
R: 12 / I: 3

Ashley boettcher is not in FF7 REBIRTH

What's next for her career ?
R: 17 / I: 5

13!!!!!

Rome (2005) TV Series Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIwGDb4Xj5Y
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PRESS F
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WFC: The Commuter

>Insurance salesman Michael is on his daily commute home, which quickly becomes anything but routine. After being contacted by a mysterious stranger, Michael is forced to uncover the identity of a hidden passenger on the train before the last stop. As he works against the clock to solve the puzzle, he realizes a deadly plan is unfolding, and he is unwittingly caught up in a criminal conspiracy that carries life and death stakes for everyone on the train.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Michael Caine
R: 8 / I: 2

"Did I say anything?"

>that's what I've been trying to tell you all along, you stay with your own People!!!!
R: 13 / I: 2

TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE LIVE STREAM

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6350518362112
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>Is it a problem?

>Yeah, actually. It rerouted the alarm to an estate on the outskirts. I wonder if it's to Batman.
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Joe Flaherty, ‘Happy Gilmore,’ ‘Freaks and Geeks’ Star, Dead at 82

Actor and comedian Joe Flaherty, known for his roles on Happy Gilmore and Freaks and Geeks, died on Monday at the age of 82.

Flaherty, who was also perhaps best known as one of the original cast members on the Canadian sketch comedy series, Second City Television (SCTV), died after suffering a brief illness, his daughter Gudrun Flaherty told Toronto Star.

"After a brief illness, he left us yesterday, and since then, I've been struggling to come to terms with this immense loss," Flaherty's daughter said. "Dad was an extraordinary man, known for his boundless heart and an unwavering passion for movies from the '40s and '50s."

"His insights into the golden age of cinema didn't just shape his professional life; they were also a source of endless fascination for me," she added. "In these last few months, as he faced his health challenges, we had the precious opportunity to watch many of those classic movies together - moments I will forever hold dear."

Flaherty was also known for playing Harold Weir, the father of Lindsay and Sam Weir, on the 1999-2000 series Freaks and Geeks. He also famously heckled Adam Sandler's character in the 1996 film Happy Gilmore.

Moreover, the actor had recurring roles on Police Academy: The Series and The King of Queens, and taught comedy writing at Humber College in Toronto, Ontario.

Flaherty also appeared in films such as Back to the Future Part II, One Crazy Summer, Detroit Rock City, Follow That Bird, Going Berserk, Innerspace, Freddy Got Fingered, Who's Harry Crumb?, and National Security, among others.

He also has credits in television shows including King of Kensington, Hardball, Dream On, The Louie Show, Nurses, Phenom, and Family Guy, among others.

"Cinema wasn't merely a hobby for him; it profoundly influenced his career, particularly his unforgettable time with SCTV," Gudrun's statement added. "He cherished every moment spent on the show, so proud of its success and so proud to be part of an amazing cast."

The actor's daughter continued:

Above all, he was a loving father. No matter the occasion, he was always there to offer a laugh or wisdom when I needed it most. His absence has left a void in my life that feels insurmountable at the moment. As I try to navigate through this grieving process, I take solace in the memories we shared and the incredible impact he had on those around him. His spirit, humor and love will be a part of me forever. My dad was a kind, sweet soul who blessed all who knew him and those who loved his work. Thank you to everyone who cared for him; he loved that he was able to make people laugh. He will be so deeply missed, but we are eternally grateful to God for him being in our lives.

Flaherty is survived by his younger brother Paul Flaherty, who was one of the writers for SCTV and other shows like Muppets Tonight. The actor is also survived by his children, Gabriel and Gudrun. He was married to Judith Flaherty for 20 years until their divorce in 1996.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/04/02/joe-flaherty-happy-gilmore-freaks-and-geeks-star-dead-at-82/
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Entire Cinematic and Television Culture Transformation Period

>HoLlyWOoD mOViE BUdgEtS aRe rEAl.
Kys, newfag, you bluepilled fuck. You sound so fucking bluepilled that you sound like a fucking kike.

Maybe they're going woke to kill the entire cinema going culture. I'd include the covid psyop in this process since it was so powerful at closing theaters and changing consumer habits.

There's not going to be just an over-saturation of movies. You will simply watch a new original movie every time you sit down at your couch or phone. Nobody will talk about the latest Simpson's episode ever again. Everybody will have their own solo tailored demographic.

The era we're living in right at this moment is so fucking fucked up, that people in the future won't even be able to comprehend it because they will have moved on with supreme content abundance the likes of which we can't even imagine right now.
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Dividing eras of film into conventional decades is mistaken and inaccurate. I've found, and I think you will too, that the latter half of any given decade is more like the first half of the following decade than the first half of its own. For example, films made between 1945 and 1955 are far more similar to each other than they are to either the more optimistic films of 1935-1945 or the more subversive films of 1955-1965. 1965-1975 also forms a rather distinct epoch of aggressive experimentation and aggressive left-wing propaganda. 1995-2005 is the era with the last bit of soul in film while 2005-2015 is completely soulless but not completely unwatchable. 2015-2025, which we're in right now, is the age of pozzed loads and nostalgia bait.

The biggest possible holes in this theory, I suppose, would be the 20's and 80's, which had consistent styles and philosophies throughout. In the first case, I think that if you take a closer look, the late 1910's are more like the early 1920's than the late 20's are and that the films of the early 30's are extremely similar to those of the late 20's, with the only real difference being the presence of sound and the absence of caption cards. In the second case, the 80's, I think there's a pretty consistent style and look running about 1975 all the way through to about 1992 or 93 (the "long 80's" as I like to call it.) That was the mostly free of both the politicized experimentation of the early 70's and the cynical edginess that permeated most the 90's. It was also when they finally figured out how to make pretty much anything look good on film but before they began deliberately trying to make everything look ugly. That's probably why there's more nostalgia for that era than any other.

pic unrelated.
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are you winning son

Are u happy
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Top 10

PLease post top 10 waifu of all time
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Carly Bros

What did Dan "The Van Man" mean by this???
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Actresses Who Did Porn or Were Rumoured To Have Done Porn Before They Were Famous

did Cameron Diaz really do porn before she broke out in Films?
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I miss her so much, bros.
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gahoole where the fuck is the MLP review
R: 3 / I: 0

Simple as!

Luv me cuntry
Luv me footie
Luv me missus
Where's all the Norf philosophy in television and film?
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And the quadsflurry? Is on me
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Octopussy

what did they mean by this?