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 No.331004[Reply]

It's been quite a while since the last thread, hasn't it? I think we're long overdue for a new one.

ITT let's share and discuss works from the best media genre ever: YouTube Poops, of course.
From famous hits to hidden gems, everything is welcome.
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 No.331930

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 No.332688

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Here's an ancient one.
The nostalgia is so strong, it's actually kind of depressing. I wish we could go back.

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Here's another classic.

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 No.332907[Reply]

UFC 300

LIVE AT 6PM LAS VEGAS

First fight of the card is figgy vs cody
https://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-300
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 No.333097

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>>332987

Um sweetie it's Minor Attracted Person now!

 No.333131

>>333097
Cute middle aged woman

 No.333132

>>333131
Fr
We need wikieat back.

 No.333133

I love you, Gahoole.

 No.333138

>>333132
But without the nigger mod squad please



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 No.330978[Reply]

>Attempt to find Captioned scene of Quentin Tarantino in Django Unchanged.
>None exist (Captions disabled).
The whole point of my post was going to be about how he's uncancelable because he moved to Israel and married a jew BEFORE the invasion of Gaza, but it's ruined now.
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>>333082
Who doesn't like saying nigger over and over, anon? It is our right as imageboard users

 No.333093

>>333089
So what? Anybody would do that in that situation.

 No.333119

>>333093
>Anybody
Not everybody has the connections to plan an escape like that. The average goy would have to face the music. He wasn't even scrutinized by the media. Considering Tarrantino is one of the most renowned living directors, it's astonishing.

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>hasn't directed a movie in 5 years
>2 are supposedly in pre-production, meaning they're on hold indefinitely until it's safe for him to return, unless he can work remotely

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>>333119
Literally go on Netscape to Ancestry.com, submit DNA package they send you in the mail (spit in a tube), get 3-37% Jewish DNA somehow (it'll just happen, go with it), go to any Synagogue, show them the report, get sent to Israel all expenses paid for a religious experience, and then Bam, you can escape to Israel any time you want and be considered a citizen.



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 No.332989[Reply]

ITT: Movies the kikes still need to go to work on


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 No.332854[Reply]

PRESS F

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>>332854
>No sticky
Another victim claimed by Omar Jay Simpson

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>>332955
I don't know who this is nor can I read Japanese

 No.332977

>>332965
pebkac



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 No.332214[Reply]

so I hear that Isabela Moner inadvertently ends up giving the big suck to one of the xenomorphs in the new Alien movie
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 No.332840

has anyone found those scenes yet???

 No.332890

>>332617
Calling anything that isn't an imitation of Sam Hyde "satanic" is pretty cringe.

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>>332216
Only the blackest bvlls for Maisie's womb

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>>332892
god i want to lick that stomach

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>>332892
BWC = aroused



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 No.332648[Reply]

Came across this little kino analysis of The Matrix, and now I see the methodology everywhere in plain sight.
https://odysee.com/@OcciClean:8/Bob-Dylans-Messianic-Kingdom:7
Text summary of the video whether the anon intended for it or not.
Other pics are What If… Season 2 Episode 1. It's essentially The Matrix boiled and reduced down into 30 minutes for children.

The Inception analysis is also pretty good.
https://odysee.com/@WyattStagg:e/Inceptionandtheempireofourfathers:8

Thoughts, prayers, and seethe below.
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>>332648
>now I see the methodology everywhere in plain sight.
If all you have is a dajoos…

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>>332862
Literally every episode of What If… season 2 is beating your father to within an inch of his life, making him submit, or outright killing him, and it's usually from the woman's perspective.
The supplemental father figure archetype is The Watcher, a black man, and his oath is to be non-existent and to not involve himself in any affairs.
In the Peggy Carter episodes, she either has to kill her love or manifest his suicide. In the finale she sides with every villain in the multiverse to kill Strange, another male archetype of immense power representing basically any residual abstract white male influence left in a woman's psyche. He is trying to kill a heckin' Native American girl that defeated Spanish settlers and all of Europe. Carter's acts represent the complete destruction of western society on the multiversal level while siding with non-whites and releasing prisoners into society.

And you're telling me it's not the fucking jews.

 No.332864

Episode 1
Female cyborg with the aid of tree, rock, duck, and alien scissor hands (all males), defeats an entirely white nation, besting all white military personnel.
Episode 2
A white girl convinces a white boy to kill his father. There is a black character from Ant-Man that goes very large, a bbc joke.
Episode 3
Replace the Grandmaster (white) with Valkerie (new zealand female).
Episode 4
A white guy embraces science and becomes a purple hulk in order to earn the praise and support of a jewish girl that somehow never needs to earn money through working (yes, an actual line), in order to defeat a white man and his white goons.
Episode 5
Peggy Carter and Black Widow heckin' team up to kill Black Widow's sister and convince Steve Rogers to kill himself because he wanted to carry out missions for Russia.
Episode 6
Native American stronk female overcomes superstition and boundaries to kill all Spanish invaders and destroy the Spanish Queen's throne in an attempt to sow for peace (teaching the queen a lesson).
Episode 7
Hela Goddess of Death learns a harsh lesson from her father and beats him to near death before offering him mercy. He kneels and tells her she surpassed him and gives her the throne to spread freedom across the universe. She does this after she learns valuable life lessons from the Chinese.
Episode 8
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>>332863
>>332864
If it's so bad why did you choose to watch it? Why do you have no agency over watch you consume? You know you wouldn't have liked it from the poster so why bother?

 No.332879

>>332872
I'm fascinated with their efforts to tell a story over the length of so many movies, which has also spanned into a new medium with stream shows. That's how it started. At some point I stopped caring, and now I'm curious how they're using the franchise to brainwash people.
Infinity War and Endgame were incredibly profound pieces of brainwashing. Everything after has been overtly masquerading as woke, but it seems like it mocks the people it claims to pander to. In noticing this, I'm seeing it as happening in the previous works. It's sort of the modus operandi.
But the stream shows defy this mentality, and they seem to go extremely hard in the conventional brainwashing. I don't understand it. It seems like they try to pander to multiple crowds in the movies, but in the shows, they bank on it being single moms and their kids, and they want to fuck them up really bad. Same with niggers in general.



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>The recently-released film The American Society of Magical Negroes has been pulled from movie theaters after just three weeks.

>The film, directed by Kobi Libii, made just $2.4 million at the box office after less than a month in theaters and currently has a 28% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes. The American Society of Magical Negroes had a reported budget of $15 million.


>As of April 8, the trailer for the film had 146,000 dislikes versus just 10,000 likes. Similarly, the top comment on the trailer on YouTube reads: "You know what I like about this film. It's bringing blacks and whites together. We can all agree that it's a collective 'no' for all sides."


https://brobible.com/culture/article/american-society-of-magical-negroes-pulled-from-theaters/

I thought jews were smart!
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>>332822
No straight person would be caught dead seeing that movie, and I'm pretty sure it only played in inner city theaters.

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>>332826
>No straight person would be caught dead seeing that movie
I saw it a while back, it's unironic kino
the gay niggers travel from planet to planet eradicating all forms of female life

 No.332846

>>332836
From the safety of your own home, not in public during its release in the 1970s or whenever

 No.332877

>>332846
>1970s
it's known by its unofficial alternate title, "1992 Space Movie"

 No.332878

>>332877
Oh I was thinking of Space is the Place



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 No.332811[Reply]

why did he do it????


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 No.332729[Reply]

This is the most reddit movie ever made. I had to shut it off after 20 minutes.

 No.332768

It's redditkino.



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