No.329610[Reply]
Nu-Males should be hunted and skinned alive on sight
>"When I was growing up, my dad would grab me by the shoulders and shake me while he screamed in my face," Wheaton wrote. "He choked me more than once. He was always out of control, always in a furious rage, and always terrifying. I'm a 51-year-old man and my heart is pounding right now, recalling how I felt when I was a little boy who loved Grover the way today's kids love Elmo. So this appalling, unforgivable, despicable act hits more than one raw nerve for me, and I'm going to say what I wish I'd been able to say when this sort of thing happened to me."
>"What the fuck is wrong with that guy?" he wrote. "Elmo is, like, the best friend to multiple generations of children. In the Sesame Street universe, ELMO IS A CHILD, who is currently putting mental health and caring for others in the spotlight. What an asshole. What a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole … Larry David strikes me as a person who mocks and belittles people who are vulnerable and sensitive, and enjoys being cruel, because he feels untouchable … First of all, you aren't even in the segment, but you just decided to barge in and draw focus because … why? You couldn't stand that a puppet brought people together in a meaningful way that you can't? You couldn't stand that your appearance on national television to promote your wildly successful series was delayed for a few seconds while the adults talked about mental health? You wanted to manufacture a viral moment where everyone gets to see what an asshole you are, so they'll tune in and watch you portray an asshole in the last season of your show that celebrates how great it is to be an asshole without ever experiencing the consequences of being an asshole?"
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>>329610Based dad. He didn't do it hard enough obviously, because his boy grew up to be fuckin wil wheaton, but still.
No.332202
>>330016Even if you're shitposting, only American crocodiles can be said to be chill. Everywhere else, crocs are very aggressive and territorial, if they are stalking you it is not because they are curious. It is because they want to attack.
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>>329610larry david is such a fag.
No.334295
>>332189How can he be based if he didn't do it right?