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>no longer has a soulless static faced designed by the BRITISH
>animated fur to indicate DK is not just an action figure
>portly belly to indicate DK eats good
>more realistic hair poor rather than a simple point that makes him look like a pikmin
>incorporates elements from the iconic look of the pre-rareware donkey kong like shadowed eyes that hearkens back to the beginning of anime
>large mouth with an extremely expressive grin
where were you when nintendo saved gaming with the absolute kino redesign of donkey kong from bananza, the future game of the century?
>animated fur to indicate DK is not just an action figure
>portly belly to indicate DK eats good
>more realistic hair poor rather than a simple point that makes him look like a pikmin
>incorporates elements from the iconic look of the pre-rareware donkey kong like shadowed eyes that hearkens back to the beginning of anime
>large mouth with an extremely expressive grin
where were you when nintendo saved gaming with the absolute kino redesign of donkey kong from bananza, the future game of the century?
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>>11278
*Makes your overglorified bing wahoo expensive as shit*
*Makes your overglorified bing wahoo expensive as shit*
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>>11286
That's it? That's your counter? Your precious manchild toys are now unaffordable, everyone has gotten so blueballed to the point of ignoring Seth Rogen Kong or the mediocre Bing Wahoo kart because of Nintendo's gooks getting asshurt when Dup cut their USA-AIDS shekels just to lure Yidsney adults to their own pastures.
YOU HOLD NO POWER HERE, YOU /A/UTISTIC /V/IRGIN
FELLATIO A SHOTGUN, THAT IS IF YOU'RE HAVE ENOUGH BRAINCELLS TO HOLD A GUN UNLIKE YOUR FATHER FIGURE: MARK MANNCHILD
That's it? That's your counter? Your precious manchild toys are now unaffordable, everyone has gotten so blueballed to the point of ignoring Seth Rogen Kong or the mediocre Bing Wahoo kart because of Nintendo's gooks getting asshurt when Dup cut their USA-AIDS shekels just to lure Yidsney adults to their own pastures.
YOU HOLD NO POWER HERE, YOU /A/UTISTIC /V/IRGIN
FELLATIO A SHOTGUN, THAT IS IF YOU'RE HAVE ENOUGH BRAINCELLS TO HOLD A GUN UNLIKE YOUR FATHER FIGURE: MARK MANNCHILD
I don't think I would have noticed he was redesigned if people didn't say so. Honestly I don't think I know what color sonics arms are supposed to be either, maybe I'm just not autistic enough
>>11317
This isn't the most adventurous redesign, but you wouldn't have noticed? Really? They really look like they could be different characters that just look related. Compare to chunky kong from n64; this looks a bit more like him than standard dk imo. I like the new design btw but that's how distinct he is imo.
This isn't the most adventurous redesign, but you wouldn't have noticed? Really? They really look like they could be different characters that just look related. Compare to chunky kong from n64; this looks a bit more like him than standard dk imo. I like the new design btw but that's how distinct he is imo.
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