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>Don't be a Cunt

>No Porn without censor
>Nothing actually illegal (CP, Loli, Mark's Ass)

That's it
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Aussie jails are filled almost exclusively with Abbos and Muzzies and, from what I have been told, is worse than American prison in regards to rape, violence, and murder since there is effectively no White organization to protect it's members like the various Aryan gangs here.

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>Appearing on Renee Paquette's Oral Sessions prodcast, Mark Heny discussed his relationship with Tony Khan and his goals for AEW.
>"I talked with Tony Khan extensively about white privilege before he signed me," said Henry. "Tony and I are on the same page, and we want to eradicate it from AEW and pro wrestling."
>"Sadly, it's been over a year since George Floyd died, and no national promotion has honored him appropriately. We're discussing many ways to promote the memory and legacy of George Floud in AEW," Henry continued.
>"I am proud to be a part of Tony Khan's vision of a more diverse and inclusive wrestling company."
>Mark Henry is a senior producer and commentator for AEW. Renee Paquette's Oral Sessions podcast is available on YouTube.

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Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business


People really dog on Jake?
He was one of the greats.
I actually thought he died a long time ago. Then I find out he's on DDP Yoga and showing up on TNA or whatever.
Why they made him sell a super kick is ridiculous. That shit is hard to do even for people that are in shape.


DDP got him clean, had Jake drop 75 lbs and got him below 15% bodyfat for the first time since the 80s. Then Jake got a job with AEW, started drinking and doing drugs again, balloned up to 285lbs, and refuses to respond to Paige's emails or tweets.


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That may have been poor by those standards but it's not bad considering how shit modern day promos are. Jake still has that sly way of talking which can make anything sound cerebral.

They dogged on him because he became a drunk overweight has-been and fucked over a bunch of people.


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>Then Jake got a job with AEW, started drinking and doing drugs again, balloned up to 285lbs, and refuses to respond to Paige's emails or tweets.
I refuse to believe this but if I worked at AEW then I'd probably resort to that. Especially Jake who has been critical about in ring psychology and the art of selling. No one does that at AEW so I'm sure it pisses him off to the extent that he'd want to hit the bottle again.

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Cornette handled sex slaves?


He was basically a pimp that encouraged wrestlers to fuck ring rats so that they'd be back to watch the shows.


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Cornette made wrestlers fuck his fat wife while he watched to get a push. Cena, Orton, Bautista all had to cuck corny to get to the WWE


She must be connected to the cult or something.


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>Throw the strap on him to signal he is now a main eventer
>Immediately change his costume and make him wear a skirt
>Never have him go over clean, has to resort to chickenshit heel tactics to beat midcard Jr jobbers
>Stick him with a manager who brutally mogs him physically and technically
>Have the manager save him in every single match

Does Gedo have some sort of personal grudge? He is absolutely burying this fat gook shitter.
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Based ShinGOD


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Excerpts from Shingo Takagi's recent interview with Pro Wrestling Weekly

>Gaijin wrestlers of today are a waste of money. Naito agrees, Hiromu and Bushi agree, SANADA doesn't care.

>The issue with Gaijins of today is they are nothing like the Gaijins that used to come, the Hulk Hogans, Vaders, Scott Nortons. America can no longer produce men of that caliber. All the Gaijins we get are selfish loud mouths that are hard to work with and bring their political issues to us thinking we give a shit.

>Jay White once tried to get us to support some black guy that died, Goto told Jay to shut up, every Japanese wrestler but Tanahashi began to laugh.

>As for AEW, look, I understand we are going through a rough time, the Chinese disease has benched half our roster, our new main title is not so popular with the fans and even brought a bad reputation of being cursed thanks to Ospreay. Our ticket sales have been so bad even our little sister company Stardom beat us. But I assure you I would rather die on my feet fighting to bring the popularity back to NJPW than to let some cunning fox like AEW absorb us

>You see, AEW is like a Fox while WWE is like a wolf, with a wolf you can see the danger coming, but with a Fox they steal from behind your back and attack you when you least expect it. That's not good for our company and the Japanese people.

Shingo ended the interview talking about his love for Japan in general
>Japan is a beautiful place and our people forget about how amazing it is, I want to remind them of that. Japanese pride is my top priority. People like Tanahashi, who are too nice and would sell us out to make some foreigner happy, are not welcome. This is Takagi Shingo's New Japan and I will bring it to the top.


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Holy based. Deport all gaijins. Banish the Bullet Club. Make New Japan Great Again.


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>Jay White once tried to get us to support some black guy that died, Goto told Jay to shut up
The RACIST Goto Hirooki strikes again


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I like the fact that Shingo is an ethno-nationalist who holds his beliefs because he understands that it is in the best interest of his people, but Goto is just a straight up racist who thinks you aren't actually a human if you aren't Japanese.
It is like the bell curve meme.

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For this week's installment of WDHMBT we will be watching the first instance in the long running series, CZW Zandig's Ultraviolent Tournament Of Death

August 31, 2002 saw the first annual CZW Tournament of Death. The event was billed as Zandig's Ultraviolent Tournament of Death due to a storyline of John Zandig losing ownership of CZW to Lobo, thus promoting his own deathmatch tournament. It was held in Dover, Delaware. Non-tournament matches included Green Phantom & Arsenal defeating The Hardcore Ninjaz and a tag scramble match which saw The Backseat Boyz defeat Derek Frasier & Sonjay Dutt, Jon Dahmer & Towel Boy and The New School, as well as a Three Way Dance in which Ruckus defeated Justice Pain and Nick Berk.

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Barbed Wire Boards Match

Zandig vs. Nate Hatred

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Match

Adam Flash vs. The Messiah

>Tag Team Match

The Arsenal & The Green Phantom vs. The Hardcore Ninjaz (Hardcore Ninja #1 & Hardcore Ninja #2)

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Staple Gun Falls Count Anywhere Match

Wifebeater vs. Necro Butcher
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Next week's theme: Best of compilations

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>Daddy Daddy, buy me some new toys Daddy
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Choo choo choose death


for a big guy, braun's got a small guy ego


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Big Brains Strowman is now asking for 90k for appearences with complete control over how the match will be booked.

Meanwhile Buddy Murphy is in the middle of a bidding war with four different promotions making offers for his time so that they can book "dream matches" with their top stars.


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Is Sumo a shoot or a work, or a working shoot? Or a work that can turn into a shoot?
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A guide to sumo's 19 twisting techniques


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Sumo's TRIPPING techniques explained


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A guide to sumo's SPECIAL techniques


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A guide to sumo's backdrops

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These are the publicly released paid attendance numbers released by Bushiroad and CyberFight for their Korakuen Hall shows since the year began and collected on cagematch. Events not listed did not have their attendance numbers listed (i.e. DDT's Ultimate Tag League and its 5 audience members in attendance).

After I have supper I will go over the events that occurred on the days of the massive spikes and speculate on what happened prior to massive dips that cause them to happen.

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So what brought the audience back that swore they would never return? What lead to the gradual rise in attendance and eventual peak of 641 in attendance on Apr 18th?

What could make the notoriously stubborn Japanese change their mind and find it in themselves to once again trust NJPW?

What could it be?


Well okay, if Billy Big Belts was what drew the audience back, then what occured on Apr 18th and Apr 19th to cause them to once again lose faith in the company? What could NJPW done to make the fans feel betrayed after they had finally started to return?

Well that would be when they began announcing the newest rounds of cancelations. Following the cancelations prior to Sakura Genesis the audience was still commited to their previously purchased tickets. After Sakura genesis NJPW canceled the majority of the Road To Dontaku shows. Without the road shows to build up to the Dontaku event and with an uncertain future on the horizon the weary and cynical local audience just gave up preordering tickets over not knowing if they would even be able to see the shows. Follow this up with CHADspreay announcing his injury, half the roster sick or injured, and the eventual vacation of the title and it is no wonder that NJPW is on this death spiral.


The state of emergency in Tokyo also must be tough on fans, some probably hesitant to attend shows. That being said, NOAH and DDT are doing well. NJPW are paying the price for their retarded move of introducing that new belt, threw out all the goodwill they built up the past decade.


>Those numbers
bingo hall tier


The numbers are even more telling when you look at events outside of Korakuen. Outside of the spikes which are directly correlated to PPV blowoffs of their road series, the average NJPW road show draws comperable to what TJPW does in Itabashi Green Hall. Itabashi Green Hall is a civil service building housing the Itabashi Ward Welfare Office and their max capacity is 300 seats.
In the biggest non-arena venue in Japan NJPW is averaging what TJPW averages drawing in a literal welfare office.

>But that is a dishonest comparison, you can't just compare this without factoring in the PPV that have the highest draws of the year for NJPW

Okay then lets just add in Cyber Fight Festival from two days ago which drew 4800 people and that narative is completely wrecked by drawing nearly seven times as much as NJPW's highest drawing show of the year baring Dominion which has not had the numbers come in yet.

I haven't even finished digging into the DDT and NOAH numbers yet as I am still building my spread sheets and graphing them, but Mutoh's run has been extremely damaging to Bushiroad's profit margin. The only hope for them that I see is that Stardom appears to be drawing more consistently and with a higher average than NJPW.

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STARTING BATTLE to begin at 1245 JST (0045 EST/2045 PST)

Starting Battle kickoff: TJPW 10-Woman Tag Match
Mirai Maiumi/Suzume/Haruna Neko/
Moka Miyamoto/Arisu Endo
Nao Kakuta/Raku/Pom Harajuku/
Mahiro Kiryu/Kaya Toribami
*Kaya Toribami debut match

Starting Battle: Delayed Entry Battle Royale
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Yuka is getting frustrated ever since that botched Hurricarana by Miyu


Fucked that one up Yukkers


Pretty good. I wish I wasn't so tired so I could enjoy it more. I'm finna go to sleep. Old man Mutoh is probably going to disappoint and I can't appreciate Marufuji trying to carry him in the state I am in right now.


I am coming up on 24 hours awake. Just lay down Marufuji. I asm going to have to run in 50 minutes, at least let me rest my eyes until them. Old man Mutoh is falling apart in real time. He just botched a back breaker and shattered his knee doing a moonsault.


That finish works for me too.
>Mutoh immediately sits up and no sells.
lol those knees are fucked again.

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