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 No.230[Reply]

Rules:

>Don't be a Cunt

>No Porn without censor
>Nothing actually illegal (CP, Loli, Mark's Ass)

That's it
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 No.879

>>591
We're an Aryan gang?



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 No.909[Reply]

Gahoole, you streaming this shit?


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 No.270[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>Throw the strap on him to signal he is now a main eventer
>Immediately change his costume and make him wear a skirt
>Never have him go over clean, has to resort to chickenshit heel tactics to beat midcard Jr jobbers
>Stick him with a manager who brutally mogs him physically and technically
>Have the manager save him in every single match

Does Gedo have some sort of personal grudge? He is absolutely burying this fat gook shitter.
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 No.883

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>Goto jobbing to 3rd gen boomer
How much lower can he go?

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 No.891

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>>887
It's like the universe just doesn't want this tokyo dome show to happen and the bad luck associated with thr new belt continues.

 No.896

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tana and shingo tore the house down, lmao fuck ibushi

>EVIL next challenger

yawn

 No.908

Hiromu's back and gets an instant title shot against robin eagle


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 No.890[Reply]

>BRAPADOOOOOO
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 No.903

Looks like he was heavily groomed because he had the building blocks.
Given a marketable gimmick which simply doesn't happen anymore, even though it sucked ass. Converted into something main event tier (SOMEHOW). Starts making mistakes. Starts micromanaging everybody with his "I was groomed for this" power. Gets hated by fans because it all has to work in the ring. Gets adored (?)(Real source needed) by younger fans that don't know any better. Starts being tolerated as he works with younger talent.
They had to create major major heel power with Roman to bring Cena back to main event status again. It'll probably finally work this time.

 No.904

>>902
Vince, I fucking dare you to give Cena an Ernest gimmick in his twilight period of his career.

 No.905

>>903
Cena's more of a Hollywood actor now that comes by once in a while, he's likely just there just to be fed to Roman, who was Cena 2.0 but finally now a heel. Either way, seeing a whole crowd of people be pro cena is something I haven't seen since 2005, when he started to be groomed as the face of the company. 10 years ago at MiTB he was booed by everyone in that match he has with CM Punk.

 No.906

>>905
>Cena and Roman
I can't think of who I hate more.

 No.907

Gahoole, are you going to stream Summer Slam?



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 No.857[Reply]

Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business
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 No.884

>>857
He must have wrote it out with some thought but then got ballooned off his tights.

 No.886

[s]faggot[/s]

 No.888

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>>864
It's the same thing that happened with Scott Hall. DDP got him clean, got him in shape, helped fund surgery to fix a lot of his pain, got his finances squared away, and got Hall back into the appearance circuit after he had basically been blackballed due to his behavior. Then Scott started drinking again and everything fell apart.

These guys are fundamentally broken. You can hold their hand and support them and make some progress, but they will always fall back down because something inside of them is just wrong. It really sucks because you can see DDP talking about this shit and getting more and more frustrated and cynical as the years go on. When he started out he honestly believed that deep down everyone wants to be a better person, but they just don't know how to escape from their circumstances. So he gave up his time, money, and home to try and rehab these people believing that they would respond in good faith to his efforts and pick up their own slack once he had set them straight. Almost every single one of them has let him down with the exception of guys like Stevie Richards who was already a pretty decent human being by all backstage accounts, but was just busted up and injured.

You can't fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed, and most people don't really want to be fixed. If they did want to be fixed they would have tried to fix themselves years ago. Part of the reason I stopped trying to encourage people on ogrechan to better themselves. Most of you are human garbage, and are more than content to wallow in your own filth. Occasionally one of you will have a moment of self-awareness and spend a few days crying on here about how unhappy you actually are, but you will always go back to being pieces of shit. You are failures and losers because you choose to be, and no amount of advice or encouragement will change that.

 No.889

>>888
It was all a work brother. DDP is a jew and "helped" the drug addicts only long enough to shill his yoga DVDs brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448

 No.893

>>888
That's because Vince was the guy that held them together with authority rather than hand holding.



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 No.711[Reply]

>Daddy Daddy, buy me some new toys Daddy
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Big Brains Strowman is now asking for 90k for appearences with complete control over how the match will be booked.

Meanwhile Buddy Murphy is in the middle of a bidding war with four different promotions making offers for his time so that they can book "dream matches" with their top stars.

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heh

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How long until Braun Strowman and Mojo Rawley film a gay porn entitled Future Endeavors?

 No.878

>>720
The shock is that he was over with the fans despite never receiving a sustainable main event push. He did seem to want to be his own brand rather than a mark for the company.
>>722
Makes sense. Vince will crush someone if they try to play him for a fool.



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 No.528[Reply]

REST IN PEACE
FATASS
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What is weird is how all these bloggers and journos are making out that Bo Dallas was fired. He put out a statement over a month ago saying he was waiting for his contract to expire and then retiring to his farm. He also stated that he and Liv Morgan were getting married and starting a real estate business.

 No.535

Annual spring cleaning

 No.539

>>532
I GOT TOO COCKY BROS

 No.721

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Man I just rewatched the Samoa Joe vs. Necrobutcher match from Mid-South in 2005 and it still blows my mind. It isn't even, technically speaking, a deathmatch, but somehow it is more brutal and more hardcore than any match with convoluted spots. Just Samoa Joe beating a man half to death. It is physically painful to watch. That kinda feeling you get when you see something so intentionally destructive to a human body that you can feel your testicals pull up into your body as your body unconsciously reacts in sympathetic pain for the person being beat. Even typing this out I can hear in my head the sickening sound it made very time Joe smashes Necro's head into the concrete. Just a nasty dull wettish sound as he shoot tries to murder a man in front of an audience of people. The way the screams for blood slowly die down as the audience realizes what they are seeing is just icing on the cake.

Pure kino

 No.877

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>>528
Well this post sure didnt age well



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 No.865[Reply]

>Appearing on Renee Paquette's Oral Sessions prodcast, Mark Heny discussed his relationship with Tony Khan and his goals for AEW.
>"I talked with Tony Khan extensively about white privilege before he signed me," said Henry. "Tony and I are on the same page, and we want to eradicate it from AEW and pro wrestling."
>"Sadly, it's been over a year since George Floyd died, and no national promotion has honored him appropriately. We're discussing many ways to promote the memory and legacy of George Floud in AEW," Henry continued.
>"I am proud to be a part of Tony Khan's vision of a more diverse and inclusive wrestling company."
>Mark Henry is a senior producer and commentator for AEW. Renee Paquette's Oral Sessions podcast is available on YouTube.

 No.866

>>865
>we want to eradicate it from AEW
I thought they were 'woke' so why do they have it there to begin with lol.

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Apologize

 No.872

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 No.873

>>865
Isn't Tony a paki or some shit? How would white privilege even begin in a business owned by a guy that isn't even white?

 No.875

>>873
His dad is paki but his mom is white so tony is a halfie.



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 No.868[Reply]

For this week's installment of WDHMBT we will be watching the FMW Hardcore Bible Compilation

Serving as a highlight reel of some of the most excessive spots in FMW's history, the Hardcore Bible is a must watch for any deathmatch/hardcore match fan. While most of the matches themselves are not actually very good they were all chosen for particularly interesting spots. Sadly the collection does not include some of the more infamous matches, such as the Onita/Funk vs Sabu/Sheik no rope burning barb wire match, as the Hardcore Bible was produced specifically to market to the western audience and they didn't not want to present the promotion's biggest fuckups and mistakes that caused people to nearly die or ended careers.

>Lights Out

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga v Mr. Pogo 7/18/95

>Barb Wire Fire Deathmatch

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga v Mr. Pogo 8/29/85

>Carribean Spider Net Glass Crash Deathmatch

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga & Jason the Terrible & Hideki Hosaka v Super Leather & W*ING Kanemura & Hido 12/21/95

>Barb Wire Death Match

Megumi Kudo v Shark Tsuchiya 12/22/95
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 No.870

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As far as actual wrestling goes the Megumi Kudo matches are honestly some of the best that are in this compilation. I highly recommend that you watch her matches with Shark Tsuchiya and Combat Toyoda. Even now, 25 years after she retired, Megumi Kudo remains the undisputed queen of the deathmatch and no one else has even tried to match the sheer insanity that Kudome had.

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 No.849[Reply]

 No.854

Cornette handled sex slaves?
Damn…

 No.855

>>854
He was basically a pimp that encouraged wrestlers to fuck ring rats so that they'd be back to watch the shows.

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Cornette made wrestlers fuck his fat wife while he watched to get a push. Cena, Orton, Bautista all had to cuck corny to get to the WWE

 No.859

>>856
She must be connected to the cult or something.

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