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 No.391[Reply]

Thank God for Will Ospreay.

Often, when I am alone, I feel nothing but rage. The state of modern culture can be summated as a cesspool of hedonism, narcissism, instant gratification and slave morality. Modern politics is a complete fucking joke, its a banana republic that goes to the highest bidder, and entire swathes of people have their minds changed at the dial of some fucking algorithm in instagram HQ. Even if people were freed from the constant corruption of porn, media and consumerism, the collective education on topics like history, psychology and philosophy is so abysmally nonexistant it wouldn't make a difference anyway because of chronic dunning-krueger stupidity. Good thing a vote from a Harvard professor of economics and finance counts for the same as franky the meth addict. White birth rates continue to plummet and we joyously spread our cheeks for the foreigner to take the country our forefathers entrusted to us, the country that many, many men better than you or me died for.We are all completely blind to the abyss we stand over, the abyss that was once held back by religion, by culture, by heritage and ancestral pride. "haha, just chilll broo, we out here vibing brooo". I legitimately wonder if i won't end up killing one of these fucking plebs some day. Nobody wants to give anything, but everyone wants everything, all the while sucking on the fat teat of government gibs like the useless parasites they are. The meta narrative has collapsed. Nihilism creeps like an all consuming rot through the nucleus of our civilisation, and all around me everyone just keeps fucking doing the same old stupid shit. Porn, video games, weed, drinking, hedonism, promiscuity. "Man is a rope between the animal and the superman, a rope over the abyss", and now that rope is about to snap, and darkness will once again swallow up our collective consciousness.

But then I remember that the current British Heavyweight and IWGP World Heavyweight Champion is Will Ospreay.

The voices go away.

And I am happy again.

Thank God for Will Ospreay.
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 No.547

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Oh this is kinda neat. Ospreay has the names of his dead friends who committed suicide sewn into the inside of his entrance robe. Kinda weird new detail. I wonder what made him decide to do this now.

 No.604

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 No.608

Ospreay is a confirmed draw my dudes. NJPW announced that, in just over a month, the commenerative photo of Ospreay winning the title is the best selling item in NJPW history.

 No.616

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 No.641

>>616
I smoke a lot of meth



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 No.629[Reply]

For me, it's Mizuki's Whirling Candy

 No.640

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.



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 No.635[Reply]

Year of Suzuki inbound?????

 No.638

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>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas
>before corona
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
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 No.593[Reply]

I know no one follows this shit except me and I only do because Raku is an internet friend of mine and we trade photos of trains so this thread is mostly just gonna be me talking about weird Teej Pea Dub shit like the fact Mei Suruga is in a tag match tonight on both tag teams. She is competing as May Saint-Michel in Neo-Bishigun and in the same match completeing as the Gatoh Move Asian Dream Tag Champ Mei Suruga.

I have no idea how this is going to work out but it should honestly be really fun. Show starts in two hours. If you want to watch with me Gahoole I can stream it.

 No.602

>>593
It was a typo on the DDTPro website. It was Neo-Bishigun vs Beestar. Still a pretty good match but it was overshadowed by Big Thighs Yammy taking the belt and ending China Diaper's administration.

 No.611

why are japanese women so damn short, literal midgets

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>>611
Why you ignoring Saki Akai? She is two inches taller than Gahoole. Also Kamiyuki is the same height as Gahoole.

 No.633

Show proof of your friendship with Raku

 No.634

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>>633
F for dead twitter and DMs



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 No.579[Reply]

APOLOGIZE
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>>619
>Makes it to the main roster
>Streak instantly ends

 No.623

>>620
>6 ft and 180lbs
No wonder. He needs some serious gainz to impress Vince.

 No.630

>>594
You can see the look of shame on her face.

 No.631

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>>594
Broken Ambrose: A cuckold denied biological children

 No.632

>>631
Not him, I meant the chick. Though he looks just as bad honestly, I've noticed this a lot with women who screw negro's, ESPECIALLY the pretty ones is that they usually regret their actions, Though not all the time. I think it's a good thing that people willingly ignore them though, I hope for the best outcome i.e them changing themselves for the better, for every European even the ones that are viewed as too far gone to the common imageboard user, but I think that people should be punished in some form for bad decisions. For instance imo that women should be made to forcibly abandon the kids and then should also go on a period of celibacy for around 5-10 years.



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 No.628[Reply]

Managed to save the WOR that Bryan Alvarez scrubbed from the archive. It isn't particularly interesting, but I saved it nontheless since the reddit crowd are going insane and won't even listen to it to find out that he didn't think what they said he said.
https://files.catbox.moe/fp2c21.mp3


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 No.603[Reply]

Atsushi Onita is preparing to launch his new promotion Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling Explosion. FMWE is planned to specialize in electric current explosion matches. According to the article linked below Onita was so embarassed by the responses to that shit show that AEW had that he is going to show them how to do it right. The promotions first show is scheduled for July 7th
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/89521c23edda9a30b54c7500893a0d7ef9aed22d
http://onitafire.com/
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 No.613

>>610
4th of July is really important in the history of FMW. Early on they ended up having some massive financial issues because Onita kept taking most of the gate and the shows were expensive as fuck to run because of all the requirements needed for an FMW death match. So Onita made a big gamble. He needed an open air arena or stadium that could accomodate enough people to clear the debt and keep the promotion form collapsing. He could only find one stadium willing to host FMW within a timeframe that would prevent dissolvency. He came across the Yokohama stadium which offered them the chance to use the stadium provided they signed a contract for a specific day each year. So he did and it ended up being one of the highest grossing live shows in Japanese hisotry to that point. Onita took most of the gate but was able to keep the promotion afloat. So every 4th of Julay they would put on their biggest show of the year at Yokohama.

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>>613
Shit, this is what I get for posting first thing in the morning. I got the names and dates all fucked up. It was Kawasaki Stadium on May 4th.

 No.621

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Whelp Onita announced Kenny Omega so I am going to nope right out of this. It is hard enough to watch current year Onita even if you want to support him. His body is so fucked he can barely move. Throwing the shitter Omega into it is going to make this unwatchable.

We could have had a promotion where the current kings of the death match like Shlack and Jun Kasai could run high budget matches with actual effects and instead we are going to get this, but worse

 No.622

>>621
Well there goes any hype i had

 No.627

>>622
Funnily enough Onita like my tweet in response to this announcement expressing my displeasure with booking Kenny Omega and put out a tweet today calling for all "real" deathmatch wrestlers to issue challenges. To be honest I think the Kenny Omega thing steams from the Kenny exploding match shitshow and Onita tweeting at him that if Kenny ever wanted to learn how to do a real deathmatch Onita would show him how.



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 No.577[Reply]

>5'8"
>165lbs
How the fuck is this the best wrestler in America today?
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>>586
Cody is a piece of boring shit bro.

Also, while he may be the best actual wrestler in the Elite, he is extremely mediocre by all objective measurements. The only based thing Cody has done in AEW is the Brother speech which was genuine kino. Other than that he has exposed himself near contantly as a sociopathic clout chasing fame hungry nerd. I mean for fucks sake he turn the Brody memorial into a fucking show about himself. It was so incredibly shallow and self-serving that I can no longer hold any respect for the man.

 No.596

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I warned you, but you didn't listen, and now you suffer.

 No.597

>>596
Based little nigger is not actually a nigger, it is just a nickname. He doesn't actually rape 7' men in his spare time.

 No.624

>>592
>I mean for fucks sake he turn the Brody memorial into a fucking show about himself.
He's a heel, a method kayfaber.

 No.625

>>592
I haven't followed brody lee much but why is he missed so much? From what i heard, he was a decent guy backstage and was good friends with several wrestlers but everyone talks about him as a great loss to the industry but he barely did jack shit and from what I heard, his AEW run when he was finnaly "free from vince", be just played a comedy gimmick parodying vince. What was the big deal about him? I'll say that in 2017 during the Randy Orton/Wyatt Family feud, Luke Harper should've been pushed harder and have been included in tthe match with Orton & Bray at WM33. The story with harper was great, he even got cheered over/as much as AJ styles in that one Smackdown match they had.



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 No.575[Reply]

24 hours of Kobashi walking the King's Road that aired on Nihon terebi. Remember that to truly walk the King's Road you must remove your pants for maximum comfort.

 No.576

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 No.537[Reply]

Suzuki kaze ni nared the fuck out of Liger in pancrase.
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 No.541

Well that was the entire reason for their feud in liger's final year, that liger never fought suzuki again despite challenging him again at the end of the fight. Also, Liger lost the entire fight because of that stupid roll he did in the start, what was he thinking.

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Jericho was threatened by the military and forced to apologize to Brazil before being escorted by police to the airport and permanently expelled from Brazil.

 No.557

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Fujita took a beating so severe that he cause Ken Shamrock to have a heart attack and lose their match.

 No.558

There are people who pay this man $11.99 a month for these hot takes on the wrestling industry.
https://vocaroo.com/1h7BUd3qTAdu

 No.570

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Ishii briefly donned the Black Tiger Mask



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