/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling

So Meltzer is reporting that WWE and NJPW are finalizing a formal partnership in the same vein as the early 90s partnership they had. This will include full talent exchange of top stars set to work extended angles leading into both promotions major events.

While it would be tempting to believe that this is because of the current china flu epidemic knocking out most of the NJPW roster as well as the top two guys of the promotion, Ospreay and Okada, being seriously injured, the talks themselves began back in March. Reportedly NJPW is extremely displeased with AEW attempting to force them into a partnership by holding the US title hostage and Bushiroad responding by choosing to support AEW's direct competition.

https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/wwe-njpw-discussing-partnership-no-indication-current-status-342576

I will add the link to the WoR as soon as it goes up so you can listen to Meltz pipul his way out of dickriding the wrong Khan.

For me, it's Chairman Ram

January 2020
>DDT is achieving record draws for the promotion. The DDTPro streaming service is swiftly catching up to NJPW World in terms of subscribers. Cyber Fights, the parent company which owns DDT, acquire NOAH. NOAH is currently at its lowest level or popularity, is performing to crowds of tens, is swinning in hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, and is set to permanently close had they not been purchased by Cyber Fights.

May 2021
>DDT is performing to a crowd of five. It is the least viewed product on the DDTPro streaming service being massively outviewed by its sister promotion TJPW, and by the meme street performance art promotion Ganbare Pro!. Prowrestling NOAH is now the most viewed promotion on DDTPro and is setting record gates at Korakeun Hall completely outdrawing any NJPW show at the same venue for nine months straight.

Pic Related. This isn't after the show has ended or before the venue has filled. This is literally right before the main event conclusion of a six show series of events set to crown their new Tag Team Champions.

Remember to thank Mutoh and Marafuji for saving puro

>Dude gets a tattoo of The Rock "Dwayne" Johnsons dead pedo dad
>Rock didn't like it or comment
>Dude proceeds to make multiple posts about his tattoo while @ing Rock
>Still no like from The Rock
>Last post was just him saying "I can't take this anymore"
>Dude has legit killed himself, no posts since May 15th
heh

YOU KNOW THEY SAY IN AUSCHWITZ UP TO 6000 PEOPLE WERE GASSED DAILY. BUT YOU LOOK AT GERMAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU LOOK AT AMERICAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GAS ANOTHER HUMAN YOU GOT A TINY AIRTIGHT CAPSULE THAT HAS TO BE SEALED SHUT! BUT GERMAN GASSING CHAMBERS WERE LARGE ROOMS WITH WOODEN DOORS, AND THEY WERE NOT NORMAL! SO IN A CHAMBER YOU CAN ONLY GAS ONE PERSON AT A TIME! AND THEN YOU ADD THE TIME IT TOOK TO GET THE BODIES CREMATED TO THE MIX, THE REAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DIED DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE THE TIME IT TAKES TO GET A BODY CREMATED IS 6 HOURS. BUT HOLOCAUST DENIER FRED LEUCHTER THEORIZED THAT A CIVILIAN CREMATORIUM CAN CREMATE ONE BODY IN 1.25 HOURS, BUT THAT'S STILL ONLY 85,092 BODIES BURNED AT AUSCHWITZ, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY.
SO YOU TAKE YOUR JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE BEFORE THE WAR, AND YOU GOT THE JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE AFTER THE WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE THE JEWS THAT FLED TO AMERICA, IF WE WAS TO COUNT NEW YORK IMMIGRANTS IN THE LATE 40s. THERE'S BARELY ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE CENSUS! SENIOR JOE? THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP AND THEY SPELL HOLOHOAX AND NO TALMUDIC SACRIFICE!

Thank God for Will Ospreay.

Often, when I am alone, I feel nothing but rage. The state of modern culture can be summated as a cesspool of hedonism, narcissism, instant gratification and slave morality. Modern politics is a complete fucking joke, its a banana republic that goes to the highest bidder, and entire swathes of people have their minds changed at the dial of some fucking algorithm in instagram HQ. Even if people were freed from the constant corruption of porn, media and consumerism, the collective education on topics like history, psychology and philosophy is so abysmally nonexistant it wouldn't make a difference anyway because of chronic dunning-krueger stupidity. Good thing a vote from a Harvard professor of economics and finance counts for the same as franky the meth addict. White birth rates continue to plummet and we joyously spread our cheeks for the foreigner to take the country our forefathers entrusted to us, the country that many, many men better than you or me died for.We are all completely blind to the abyss we stand over, the abyss that was once held back by religion, by culture, by heritage and ancestral pride. "haha, just chilll broo, we out here vibing brooo". I legitimately wonder if i won't end up killing one of these fucking plebs some day. Nobody wants to give anything, but everyone wants everything, all the while sucking on the fat teat of government gibs like the useless parasites they are. The meta narrative has collapsed. Nihilism creeps like an all consuming rot through the nucleus of our civilisation, and all around me everyone just keeps fucking doing the same old stupid shit. Porn, video games, weed, drinking, hedonism, promiscuity. "Man is a rope between the animal and the superman, a rope over the abyss", and now that rope is about to snap, and darkness will once again swallow up our collective consciousness.

But then I remember that the current British Heavyweight and IWGP World Heavyweight Champion is Will Ospreay.

The voices go away.

And I am happy again.

Thank God for Will Ospreay.

For me, it's Mizuki's Whirling Candy

Year of Suzuki inbound?????

I know no one follows this shit except me and I only do because Raku is an internet friend of mine and we trade photos of trains so this thread is mostly just gonna be me talking about weird Teej Pea Dub shit like the fact Mei Suruga is in a tag match tonight on both tag teams. She is competing as May Saint-Michel in Neo-Bishigun and in the same match completeing as the Gatoh Move Asian Dream Tag Champ Mei Suruga.

I have no idea how this is going to work out but it should honestly be really fun. Show starts in two hours. If you want to watch with me Gahoole I can stream it.