/top/ - Board and Card games

Here you can talk about board games, card games, and anything related to that.

Important info
To roll dice on the board format it like so [(dice amount)d (dice type)] for example if you posted

["1"d"20"] You will get {1d20}||[ 1d20 = 6 ] and you will get a random dice roll.

Will be posting pdfs to source books and more in this thread shortly.


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Magic the Gathering decided to add LotR cards. WotC wasn't happy with the original art. Thus did they portray Aragorn as a fucking nigger and then pay people to spam "lol u mad whitey" on twitter. Kill all niggers and Jews.

Nobody here is going to care, but for some reason I can't stop going back to see how Critical Role's new campaign is going. Bros. Somebody help me stop doing this to myself. The third campaign is so bad. The party had this world-ending event that, for all the characters knew, worked, and which pretty much obviously did work to unleash a tarasque-esque entity that's going to devour the gods. And then Matt split the party which wouldn't have been so bad for maybe a few episodes except this shit lasted for a whole seven for just ONE half of the party to fuck around with goats and a backstory plot shoehorned in with no relevance or urgency towards anything. Bad enough that had that god damn annoying nigger join in, now the latest episode is going spawn another 7+/- episodes of dicking around with more bullshit that doesn't count towards anything with more guest stars I couldn't give a shit about. Almost immediately they shoved in some whore who decided the character to play would be an obnoxious, edgy goth modern-day high-schooler that is entirely outside the scale of a fantasy setting. Returning to "bad enough", it was bad enough with Taliesin's cringe-inducing edgy character, now there's a second one that's even worse. And then all of this gave me flashbacks to the Asian whore they had in months ago. Who, on the one hand was an awful presence, and on the other gave the impression of being an important aspect of Fearne's parents' connection to dark fey who were suppose to have intense interest in this whole event but who has, along with her superiors, never shown up again. A whole plot device left to die. Which also reminds me of how the new party bizarrely decided to be down with Fearne's hag grandmother who brainwashed her and butchers people to keep their insides as trophies, as well as Laudna's infatuation with a child-torturing psychopath that the rest of the party ENCOURAGES her to fuck.
>oh man this vampire woman who has an invested interest in your survival so you can bring her back to life is totally evil we need to stop her and make you more vulnerable
<but hey, this dude who tortures children and conducts biological experiments to create wmd's is totally okay
I cannot understand how much the inconsistencies keep piling on and there being no in-world consequences when there should be, because Matt's too busy shoving in 'member berries. God damn, yo.

Hordes of Orcs are probably the closest fantasy equivalent to Fascists. Hyper-violent. Angry. Completely incoherent. Extolling the virtues of brute force. Given Marxist-Leninists historically saw Fascism as Capitalism in a decayed state (the Bourgeoisie essentially siccing rabid dogs on the workers to keep them in line) then it could be that the various Kings and Nobles trying to destroy the State would bribe hordes of Orcs with gold and loot and slaves if they just go out East and start to kill everything in sight.

Alternatively, remnants of the old nobles who were thrown out of the country could be rallying an army in foreign countries to crush the Revolution. Could have some not!Romanov Princeling make a deal with Demons and other monsters to restore himself to power.

I've seen so many people try and save their money for the expensive properties, especially Boardwalk. But from my experience, a much better strategy is to buy up as much property as possible as quickly as possible. I've won more games by building houses and hotels on the orange and red properties early game than I have ever have with the dark blues. Railroads are good too. In fact whenever play Monopoly these days, the other players conspire with each other to stop me from buying up all the railroads because their traumatized by how badly I beat them with just the railroads in the past.

Imagine giving WotC money.

I keep watching other people play DnD. I don't care how gay 5e is, I want to play it so bad. God dammit.

Ofc the ugly ogre without a single thought of his own in his head decided to have Black Templars instead of Orks

Van Diesel playing rpgs and Samoa Joe playing 40k

Discussing oWod (cWoD for posers) became impossible on cuckchan /tg/ over ten years ago, especially due to magefags and vampifags being autistic or /pol/ vs tumblrfags derailing threads.
If there are at least two more retards here who know what I'm talking about or are interested in learning more about the lore or Storyteller System we could play here.