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Here you can talk about board games, card games, and anything related to that.

Important info
To roll dice on the board format it like so [(dice amount)d (dice type)] for example if you posted

["1"d"20"] You will get {1d20}||[ 1d20 = 6 ] and you will get a random dice roll.

Will be posting pdfs to source books and more in this thread shortly.

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Magic the Gathering decided to add LotR cards. WotC wasn't happy with the original art. Thus did they portray Aragorn as a fucking nigger and then pay people to spam "lol u mad whitey" on twitter. Kill all niggers and Jews.
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I've talked about it months ago, Wotc is dominated by jews and their Seattle golems.
And as a plus, now BlackRock pays companies for being (((woke))), so the poz is something natural to both MtG and DnD


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Read the manga, it's set in 1999 so there's no poz
it's about 90s nostalgia for things like Gundam and Final Fantasy as well
it's also a romance manga
I think it's better than yugioh


The 90's comics of MtG used to be good too, but they are ignoring those characters or bringing them back only to make them black or gay


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>I'm fucking Hitler

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Nobody here is going to care, but for some reason I can't stop going back to see how Critical Role's new campaign is going. Bros. Somebody help me stop doing this to myself. The third campaign is so bad. The party had this world-ending event that, for all the characters knew, worked, and which pretty much obviously did work to unleash a tarasque-esque entity that's going to devour the gods. And then Matt split the party which wouldn't have been so bad for maybe a few episodes except this shit lasted for a whole seven for just ONE half of the party to fuck around with goats and a backstory plot shoehorned in with no relevance or urgency towards anything. Bad enough that had that god damn annoying nigger join in, now the latest episode is going spawn another 7+/- episodes of dicking around with more bullshit that doesn't count towards anything with more guest stars I couldn't give a shit about. Almost immediately they shoved in some whore who decided the character to play would be an obnoxious, edgy goth modern-day high-schooler that is entirely outside the scale of a fantasy setting. Returning to "bad enough", it was bad enough with Taliesin's cringe-inducing edgy character, now there's a second one that's even worse. And then all of this gave me flashbacks to the Asian whore they had in months ago. Who, on the one hand was an awful presence, and on the other gave the impression of being an important aspect of Fearne's parents' connection to dark fey who were suppose to have intense interest in this whole event but who has, along with her superiors, never shown up again. A whole plot device left to die. Which also reminds me of how the new party bizarrely decided to be down with Fearne's hag grandmother who brainwashed her and butchers people to keep their insides as trophies, as well as Laudna's infatuation with a child-torturing psychopath that the rest of the party ENCOURAGES her to fuck.
>oh man this vampire woman who has an invested interest in your survival so you can bring her back to life is totally evil we need to stop her and make you more vulnerable
<but hey, this dude who tortures children and conducts biological experiments to create wmd's is totally okay
I cannot understand how much the inconsistencies keep piling on and there being no in-world consequences when there should be, because Matt's too busy shoving in 'member berries. God damn, yo.
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good post
bad post


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For once, I'm agreeing with you.


>i can't read a paragraph because my brain is drowning in high fructose corn syrup and nigger dicks


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>voluntarily watches shitical role
<is surprised when it's shit


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Hordes of Orcs are probably the closest fantasy equivalent to Fascists. Hyper-violent. Angry. Completely incoherent. Extolling the virtues of brute force. Given Marxist-Leninists historically saw Fascism as Capitalism in a decayed state (the Bourgeoisie essentially siccing rabid dogs on the workers to keep them in line) then it could be that the various Kings and Nobles trying to destroy the State would bribe hordes of Orcs with gold and loot and slaves if they just go out East and start to kill everything in sight.

Alternatively, remnants of the old nobles who were thrown out of the country could be rallying an army in foreign countries to crush the Revolution. Could have some not!Romanov Princeling make a deal with Demons and other monsters to restore himself to power.


>i don't know what fascism is but i'll use the word anyway


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Tolkien himself said orcs = nazis

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I've seen so many people try and save their money for the expensive properties, especially Boardwalk. But from my experience, a much better strategy is to buy up as much property as possible as quickly as possible. I've won more games by building houses and hotels on the orange and red properties early game than I have ever have with the dark blues. Railroads are good too. In fact whenever play Monopoly these days, the other players conspire with each other to stop me from buying up all the railroads because their traumatized by how badly I beat them with just the railroads in the past.
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How would a communist Monopoly work? Place whose money is even more worthless than Monopoly's prop money:
>Everything is free but you can't buy a thing
>Country is going bankrupt, get your ass to work and we'll thank you someday, not paying you because everything is free
>Looks like your local politicians can't afford getting cunny, you won't get your daily bread crumbs for today.


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You just described american monopoly anon


>cuckeo gooms


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It's like americans and communists were just pretending to hate each other during the cold war.


Who's the faggy e-celeb talking that?

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Imagine giving WotC money.
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I lived for one year in Seattle and I hated the place, even tho I used to had fantasies about living there tranks to my grunge fever.
If I visited there again I would destroy Wotc build.


They'd just move the hq elsewhere. You have to cast fireball where the goblins live. In Toriel.


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Your meme is shit. Ramon is shit.


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I keep watching other people play DnD. I don't care how gay 5e is, I want to play it so bad. God dammit.
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DMing is playing the game you retard. The DM isn't some kind of janny who's just there to slave away thanklessly, he's a participant who's there to enjoy the game just like everyone else.


Cool, so you'll be DM'ing for us then?


I'm already in several games, including a couple as GM because GMing myself the only way to make my group try new systems. I'm just here to let you know there's no reason to seethe about nogames when you have the power to start any game any time you like.


Uh huh. Sure thing, buddy.


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Ofc the ugly ogre without a single thought of his own in his head decided to have Black Templars instead of Orks


I am getting both


>couldn't pick a single side
God damn fencesitter!


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Black Templars are pretty cool from a lore perspective. JoyToy Figure has some pretty cool toys if you want to deck out the ogrecave. You could pose them with all your anime girl toys.


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>Blacked Templars

tell me more!

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Van Diesel playing rpgs and Samoa Joe playing 40k


Did they get Diesel a highchair so he could fit in at the adults table?


I can't remember if Van Diesel used to play cWoC or only D&D.

The original members of Slipknot used to play cWoC, especially Werewolf


trannies like this killed one of the best 40k memes ever


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Discussing oWod (cWoD for posers) became impossible on cuckchan /tg/ over ten years ago, especially due to magefags and vampifags being autistic or /pol/ vs tumblrfags derailing threads.
If there are at least two more retards here who know what I'm talking about or are interested in learning more about the lore or Storyteller System we could play here.
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I've never played once. But since the DM in the DnD game left I have nothing to do except be a miserable wageslave.


I haven't narrated anything since 2014, recently one of my friends who played vampire was trying to get in touch with me so we can hang out and maybe play again, but i don't have the time or heart to do so.


The Jews did this.


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I mean, unironically. oWoD always had some jews writers trying to force their shit over the spiritualism and paganism in the lore. Werewolf and Mage for example used to be the least impregnated with jewish lore and closer to each other, so they created Demon and forced the entire jewish shit all over oWoD once for all making Vampire/Demon lore be definitive.
Also, since the last editions of Vampire and Werewolf they are pushing more and more cringe ANTIFA tranny agenda and subversion.
For me, use any rules that you enjoyed in the new editions, but use the setting from second or third editions.


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After over a decade I finally got a chill group to play Mage: The Ascension, all players are from Werewolf, Vampire and D&D trying to have a funny time, without any magefags trying to fuck up and acting like autistic spergs.
I created a Cult of Ecstasy's character who's just like Ramon.

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