No.126171[Reply]
Gahoole I know where you sleep. You better do so with one eye open. Know the fate that is coming to you if I ever make it inside your house.
Patrick, you're sitting in your room, tied up to a chair. You're quite confused. I come in, blowtoch and knife in hand. I heat the knife until it glows a brilliant white. I come closer, I put the knife up to your fingers. You scream in agony as I cut each digit off one by one, like little sausages. The blazing hot knife cauterizes your wounds before you have the mercy to bleed out. Then I do the same to the toes, then the hands, then the feet, then the arms, then the legs, until in the end you're nothing more than a human bean. After which, as the Byzantines of old, I will remove your so called "manhood" with the incandescent blade. Upon the completion of my magnanimous work, I shall leave you there, alone, so that you may hunger. Don't worry, your substantial reserves of blubber will keep satiated for quite a while.
6 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view. No.126225
>>126179Believe it or not, the US is a gigantic welfare state. I couldn't care less about the guy, but lots of people live nearly for free, or merely have to qualify for assistence by showing some effort. Of course, in Flordia, you can also just be homeless year 'round because of the weather, but presumably anybody with a whit of cleverness would rather abuse the system and not live among the flakka zombie hoards.
No.126226
>>126225>Believe it or not, the US is a gigantic welfare state. I couldn't care less about the guy, but lots of people live nearly for free, or merely have to qualify for assistence by showing some effort.There is no "free money" being given out to people anymore. They did away with that in the '90s. Unless you're talking about food stamps or subsidized housing. Social Security is earned.
No.126228
>>126226It's not money in the first place. It's debt to the fedearl reserve bank. Regardless, the US has been transformed into a huge welfare state, whether you think that's the same thing as showering c-notes out of helicopters or not.
No.126257
>>126171Is this some new attempt at a Navy Seal copypasta? Are you gonna tell us you have over 300 confirmed kills too?
No.126258
>>126257Gahoole's grandfather has over 300 kills, at least one confirmed to be Jimmy Hoffa.
