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 No.74220[Reply]

Truly magnificent.


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 No.74013[Reply]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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 No.74144

>>74077
based

 No.74161

>>74077
I think Japanese women can be just as gorgeous as European women, but I don't want introduce anymore Elliot Rodgers into the world.

 No.74164

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>>74015
>>74039
>post pasta
>nu-cuckime tranny lovers actually getting mad and treating it seriously
Why can't tranime watchers ever understand satire?
Also take a dewormer, I can already bet you're unapologetically homosexual.
>inb4 "why"

 No.74177

>>74164
>take this thing
>I won't tell you why tho
Ok, not taking it then I guess, sorry doctor.

 No.74195

>>74164
>he actually thought his "hilarious satire" was misunderstood
>had to reply to shitposting anons explaining the joke
I wish normalfags never discovered imageboards



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 No.70915[Reply]

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
It was A. "Trailer" Parks and you all know it. Ungrateful fuck. Surfer gave a pathetic spectacle though, even if his actions were mostly justified.
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 No.74162

>>71634
>godwinson's a homo
Yeah it's pretty obvious.

 No.74173

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MESSAGE FOR GODWINSON

 No.74182

>>74162
Godwinson's only a homo for patty's fat rumpus

 No.74183

>>74182
gahooles rumpus is reserveed for sisterbrother frankendick!!!

 No.74185

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>>74162
I thought he wanted to drown in the Ocean Harrison if you catch my drift



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 No.74176[Reply]

The Ogre King thinks he can take on a seasoned samurai. Whose side will you be on in this epic battle?

 No.74178

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 No.74179

>>74178
So is that a vote of confidence for Gahoole, or.. ?

 No.74181

>>74179
If I were a gambling man, my money would be on the NEET samurai.



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 No.74069[Reply]

>gahoole has liked over 13000 things on twitter
hmm yeah im thinking DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE SLAPHEAD
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 No.74126

>>74105
Cool deflection.

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>>74124
>gahoole has spent literal month on twitter of the last few years
he could no longer be incel if he just got a girlfriend

 No.74154

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>>74076
Post pics of your abomination sister. You owe us that much you fat bald piece of shit

 No.74156

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>>74154
I am sorry that came out way too harsh

 No.74175

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>cringehoole



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 No.73914[Reply]

uh oh…..
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 No.74140

>>74130
No, not julay. The people running the cytu.be platform. Xaekai I think was the tranny (I don't think Calzoneman was).

 No.74165

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>>73914
WTF Gahoole. You like Watamote? Me too

 No.74166

>>74030
he has herpes

 No.74167

>>74165
>cuckime

 No.74168

>>74167
get a better thing (cringe)



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 No.74146[Reply]

MARTIN SHKRELI MESSAGE FOR YAKUZA

 No.74153

Is he doing a Sopranos impression or does he normally talk like that? kek

 No.74159

Is Shkrelli back? Miss his streams.



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 No.74042[Reply]

Youtube recommended me this and here I am watching it like a retard. I wonder if some people get off to the sounds a la asmr.
The video itself is kinda stupid yet captivating.
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 No.74147

Has anyone made any quiet asmr videos but interrupted by an air horn right in the middle of them? People who listen to this shit seem ripe for trolling. Could even make one where at random intervals you can barely hear quiet muttering telling the listener to kill themselves or something.

 No.74149

>>74147
yes, they're called screamers and they've been on the internet since the 90s you zoomer scum

 No.74152

I always get irritated by asmr. I am special like that

 No.74155

>>74147
Asmr is wholesome. I listen to it while i dilate

 No.74158

>>74149
Screamers aren't explicitly asmr doofus. I'm talking about dressing it up as an asmr video and right about where the listener would be truly relaxing or whatever the fuck they get out of this BWOOOOMP
>>74155
Really though I don't have a problem with people who listen to it I just think it'd be funny to do this. Do it just enough that they're never sure if the audio they're listening to is legit.



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 No.74046[Reply]

https://www.menuism.com/restaurants/hooters-burnsville-24297/map

NO TRANNIES ALLOWED
TRANNIES WILL BE FIRED UPON IMMEDIATELY IN SELF-DEFENSE
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 No.74137

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>>74136
>no u'ing
>parroting
cringe bigger than your hairline

 No.74138

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>>74137
>posts 1 minute later
>cringe
CRINGE

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 No.74145

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>>74142
Don't mind if I do!

 No.74148

>>74132
imagine not using cascaded VPN + VM + VPS all paid for with monero. imagine being that retarded.



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 No.74116[Reply]

Got no desire to talk to people, especially when it makes expectations.
It's uncomfortable to talk to anyone unless there is no chance we would ever have to do something in person.
Even then, conversations aren't interesting. Conversations in general suck when you suck among the users, sucked into your own world, or something like that.

To those that no longer talk to anyone outside of work, do you regret it?
I'm just not sure how to process this mild fear/disdain of speaking out to anyone.
It's just not enjoyable.
Right now I find myself content alone. Still a bit fidgety.
In this moment it seems connections are mostly useless since I'm somewhat useless

>Every man knows how useful it is to be useful.

>No one seems to know
>How useful it is to be useless.

 No.74131

Gahoole is that you?

 No.74139

>>74131
At this point with all the larping going around Gahoole should make "Gahoole" the default username here on /dunk/



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