So he thought getting his hands chopped off would lead to him getting paws, and actually went through the first step of doing that, only to realize "oh hey wait shit there's no such thing as people getting paws" after having fucked his shit up.
That's astounding and I'm not new at this. You'd think you'd look up "can people get paws grafted to their arms" before destroying your hands. Or just be old enough to realize you've never seen anybody with paws before so you can probably infer nobody has ever gotten paws.
Just a ton of dedication to doing something so obviously in your face impossible. I suppose being gay and canadian does that to you, but still. Schitzophrenia/drug use probably involved at some level.
Wonder what happened to the guy since. Probably doing fine, people like that don't die.