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 No.73855[Reply]

>Gahoole goes on the keto diet for 6 months.
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 No.73874

>>73872
That's not keto, that's the Montignac method. Keeping insulin low by consuming low glycemic index food. It would kick you out of ketosis.
Keto is sustainable but you can't do something like Atkins-20 forever, you need to up the carbs slightly.

 No.73876

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Gahoole is new tyson fury.
the scariest thing about him is his speed
a man this big shouldn't move as quickly as he does

 No.73878

>>73876
It's as if G*d wants gahoole to shave his head and become as fast as lighting. Too bad he has girly hands tho

 No.73900

>>73874
You mean going no carb keto to low carb keto?
Carbs from non-grains?
You can eventually eat some bread or what

 No.73904

>>73876
>shouldn't be that fast.
Yeah he should, he isn't making the mistake of overdeveloping his muscles and stiffening up. Mike Tyson before the roids and weightlifter bod was faster than he was after, take a look at most of the fastest boxers, look at Mohammad Ali, the man had muscle but you wouldn't see definition until he was halfway through a fight.



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 No.73831[Reply]

why not make a yugioh video? it's almost as if you don't want to drown in pussy

 No.73832

>>73831
Even better is they're putting money on these games too.

 No.73867

lmao that nigger almost dies from a heart attack



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 No.53610[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

FORGOTTEN REALMS
The Thread

Let's take a journey, a trip through the mists into the hidden and lost. Let's go on an adventure!

In light of recent revelations that D&D is no longer using the Forgotten Realms as an active world, as well as having ended publishing fantasy novels completely, I have decided to bid a last farewell to an old friend in the form of a roleplaying module of my own.
This module will be a party of 4 characters. 3 pre-built npcs and the main character, YOU. YOU is the titular lead of the story, representing of course, you anons playing the game.
I will introduce the characters and a starting point and you anons will offer prompts based on what I have provided. None of this will be using any preexisting modules or adventure books, though I will be using the Forgotten Realms wiki to provide info as I go. This is going to be an adult adventure because I'm a perverted adult and I like sexy elves and other weird stuff and I'm the one writing it.
We'll start with our characters, a quick recap, and then our setting's introduction.

So now we begin our adventure.
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 No.73848

>>73847
It's a trap. There's only three people that should be BO. The pervy FA writer, the little red bard, or me. Why me? Because.

 No.73849

>>73847
Actually, yes. But I don't think he'd ever give it to me. It'd be a conflict of interest.

>>73848
Too bad the writer is dead. Whomst is the bard?

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>>73849
The one who started this off with the prompt and has an interest in D&D ect. I think someone who is actually interesting in that kind of thing and isn't just looking for a BO position to mess things up with would be a good idea. I'm not saying that's you, I'm just saying people get a mop in their hands and they tend to go a little nuts, and this site has trouble with people wanting to be mods.

 No.73851

>>73850
I've only ever played like three campaigns in 5e, none of which were as great as they could have been, but I did still have fun. It's sad to me how difficult it is to find a group to play with. I know this place has enough half-dead boards but the thought of having one for that kind of thing is really appealing. Roleplay games of chance are really fun.

 No.73858

>>73851
Best way to get a group is to be the GM yourself. Learn a system. Sketch out a basic setting, sketch out a basic bad guy who wants to destroy the world, neither of these have to be extremely fleshed out since your players will just mindlessly destroy them. Finally, make a thread announcing that you're looking for players. Do mention your lack of experience, but since would-be players are a shit ton more common than actual GMs odds are your players will just accept it.


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 No.73362[Reply]

YOUTUBE KINO
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 No.73796

>>73795
I want you to be disturbed. The world is a mess. The world is an angry place.

 No.73802

>>73796
Jews make the world a disturbing place

 No.73833

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>>73802
And jewesses?

 No.73835

>>73833
Good lord what a trashy whore.

 No.73836

>>73833
>>73835
>slampiggitis



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 No.73658[Reply]

How the hell is this allowed?
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 No.73797

>>73673
You here?

 No.73798

This is probably the most interesting jewtube video anyone's posted on /dunk/ this week. I'd rather this to corporate cable television.

 No.73813

>>73798
You probably just want to fuck a jewcy blond little girl without gahoole giving you the face

 No.73819

>>73813
I can do better than a femlet.

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 No.73828[Reply]

FO DEH EMPRAH


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 No.70362[Reply]

NEW QUEEN OF /dunk/
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 No.73764

Is tvch gay ?

 No.73766

Queen!

 No.73803

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>>70363
that's a big dog

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 No.73826

>>70363
>>73803
YOU JUST KNOW



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 No.73739[Reply]

wow, he's literally me!
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 No.73760

>>73740
Varg is literally a savage chimp

 No.73772

>>73760
>Mind if I kvetch, fellow anons?

 No.73779

>>73772
>m-muh joooooos!
>*violently stabs friend 40+ times, in the back, "for self defense"*

 No.73794

>>73740
I wasn't watching porn, Count.
>>73779
Ah yes, the "friend" who went around telling pdople his plans to kill him.

 No.73807

>>73794
>preemptive legitimate defense
Varg is too gigabrained for us mortals



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 No.73763[Reply]

Zach moved to the british general on 4chan /int/
Raven poster is probably dead
emojitronn is now on the french general on 4chan /int/
Yakuza ( me ) moved to the real life and ps5 . He have sex with aryan women but he's sad because he just want to have a family with a asian godness monkey like Marina nagasawa
Gahoole moved too discord tranny.

Truly a sad era.
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 No.73799

I wish I knew where else to go.

 No.73804

Raven stopped posting on /tv/ even before 8chan went down, probably because of the constant bullying but I like to think he woke up one day and realized he needed to grow up and stop obsessing over a character from a children's cartoon that's a spinoff of another children's cartoon that's an adaption of a children's comic book.
>ps5
Why? What games are out for that thing aren't also on everything else?

 No.73806

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

 No.73810

>>73804
His twisted goth fetish lol

 No.73817

>>73763
Did you know that your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't stop making shit threads?
>>73804
He started being called out on some hypocritical stances and couldn't own up to it. He had some schizo cope like he was two different people or something.



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 No.73688[Reply]

This is your girlfriend for the next 24 hours. What do you do?
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 No.73699

>>73688
This sounds like an episode of Lexx. "A Midsummer's Nightmare"

 No.73747

>>73697
the lack of self awareness amongst late millenials and zoomers is astonishing.

 No.73771

>>73699
Damn straight!

 No.73790

>>73747
They grew up in an environment with largely absent parents and lack of bullying, their teachers lie to them that everyone is a winner, and the internet/media encourages them to be turbofaggots.

 No.73800

>>73790
are they really the ones the based will be going up against in a war? I can't think of a more worthless adversary than some mask wearing faggots flinging bad dragon dildos



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