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>tfw roommate ate the last frozen pizza
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The creator of frozen pizza should unironically be put up against a wall and shot. Not killed, just shot, and then taken care of medically until they recovered enough to be taken back out to the wall and shot again.


wild mikes is unironically good and red baron is ok when you're lazy


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>Feds run off with your computer
>roomate eats your pizza
>girlfriend dumps you
>internet femoids regularly bully you
Is Gahoole the ultimate pushover?


>girlfriend dumps you
fake news


Mark is genuinely funny and I don't like it

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You saying they don't matter, bitch?


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The purpose of saging is similar to downvoting, as they're both used to reduce the visibility of a thread.


10/10 shitpost let's all jerk off to being oldfags now.


Not really, your own image shows it just means "to lower"

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So is Mark's new job as a security officer at the pre-school working out?
Has he finger blasted any of the children yet?
Do you think he has installed cameras in the little girl's bathroom?
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8/10. We need more mark fan fiction.


I went to go post this on cake/v/ but the captcha wont fucking work



>Mark has a job and friends
>most of /dunk/ doesn't
how will fa/tv/irgins ever recover


It worked >>10215

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I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer's disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist's paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, "isn't it soft?" I looked at her ruined face and said, "yes, Grandma, it's soft.


Did you give her the dick?


I hope you fucked her

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I had sex many times with the last ten people I dated and decided after that to not have sex anymore and to wait until marriage. My current boyfriend is a virgin.
I feel like I'm being somewhat unfair, but he respects my choice.
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Imagine being Zach lol.


>not helping your boyfriend get off
What's the matter? Is his dick too small to give you a proper prostate orgasm?


why does premarital sex matter if youre colon blasting?


Taking a shit while fucking doesn't make it okay.


>not taking a shit in your girlfriend

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There is something extremely disturbing. It continues to allude me.
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I'd jerk that magic mushroom off and get them wishes!


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>I'd jerk that magic mushroom off
But.. but that's not the scenario..


jokes on you, i WILL play dark souls for the first time as i have only played DS3 so far.


It is now. It is now.


I'm gonna fucking hump that mushroom
He looks soft and fluffy

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I'm gonna say something you might not like but if you really think about it, it has some truth to it. Young white men are losing the fitness competition with young niggers. The average white male in his teens to his twenties is either fat or skinnyfat. Though on average whites are taller than other races, but don't mistake tallness for muscle. You wonder why white girls start burning coal? Yes mental illness is one reason, but another reason is because niggers are more physically fit. We need to start encouraging more white men to get physically fit. You don't even have to be shredded. Just form a six pack and some arm muscle. A thing I noticed about hoodlum niggers is that they may have a six pack but their arms are pretty skinny, which is why they gang up on people in fights because they're incapable of knocking someone out. Women are attracted to physique and they love guys with visible abs even if they have scrawny arms. Don't think because you muscly arms it excuses your flabby belly.

Here's what I'm gonna start doing. I'm gonna practice what I preach. You see for years I've been drinking nothing but sodas. I'm addicted to them. Though I've never gotten fat for some reason, maybe it's good metabolism. I've been skinny most of my life but all that's gonna change. A few months ago I've actually gotten really in the mood to change my physique. I did push-ups and sit-ups every morning, afternoon, and night. About twenty each but some days I would do more. After about a month and a few weeks of doing that I gained a barely visible six pack, and even during that time I was still drinking sodas. This time I'm gonna try and stop drinking the liquid jew cold turkey. I'm gonna start drinking milk, eating salads, and some meat. I'm also gonna try to stop jerking off to improve my mental state. I'm probably the most lazy person I know, so if I can pull this off then you don't have a fucking excuse.
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and diabetic


Update on this. I've been whipping my back with a belt to strengthen the muscle. I'm planning on strengthening other parts of my body using similar methods, like punching a bucket of pebbles everyday. Over time the marrow in the bone will damage but heal itself and make it more durable.


Don't forget to lightly punch yourself in the nuts 10 times a day.


Go get a 12 foot 4 by 4 and bury it 6 feet in the ground and punch it every day. I used the bare concrete basement walls and the metal stair posts when I was a kid, just punch and kick over and over because I was an autistic psycho.


>implying I'm not already

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quiero leche
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Because I've lived next to other races and I learned very quickly to become racist if I didn't want to get stabbed to death.


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But if one uses eugenics as a point of view of race realism.
There are allot of European races and one cannot just mix with a Slav girl because one is of Germanic or Nordic genetic stock.
So it's wrong that one is into Asians or Eastern European girls because they are more womanly.


Don't give a fuck about what you think about women, but if a couple of asian guys start giving you some dirty looks and a few more show up it's time for you to leave. Eastern European dudes are shady as fuck because of that soviet block shit, black market was the only market over there for years so everyone's a fucking gangster or looking to rip people off. Women are hot but know what men want and most of them I've met can use their tongue like a goddamn ice pick.


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>Slav genetic stock in the blood
>tough looking
>mind for activities that might not be legal
>great at psychological warfar
>Asian genetic stock
>looks like chinks

I dunno, but Slav girls are probably the right direction to go but then again Asian are pretty cool also.


to cope

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I hope you're right


>just trying to eat here, not like I'm trying to enjoy my lunch, god knows it might be the only time a man has peace to himself and a moment to take in the air.
I'd fucking flip out. They'd be wearing my food. I'd have a serious fucking rage attack.


I am right as far as my own sphere is concerned but it's obviously subjective.


this is your mind on niggers


>that's why they targeted it first
Oh come on, the race riots were way more complex than that.

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What's his endgame?
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What the guy above me said.


This! So much this!


He's training for the Olympics, OP

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