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Anybody know why all women look walled in 2026 ?
Even Gahoole look like young in 2026.

NovineUniverse's freshly shaven ass bent over in front of you, lisping on about 'mental health advocacy' and 'wingstop orders' as gloved fist of Leather Daddy COMES. TO. BEAR. upon red raw ass, tears of faggot bliss forming in corners of prediabetic eyes as the fruit flies gaze in bemused horror upon the sight. 'M-my mental health..' SILENCE PIG! as leatherdom brings the full might and splendour of the nine tails down upon scar tissue cheeks, pus gushing, blood spurting, as the UberEats driver tepidly knocks a second time before deciding 'fuck this, i'm out' and leaving, Uncle Drew utterly AGHAST at the sight of another takeout order (it is 2:43 PM) (he has ordered 3 already) (no truvada) (no funeral)

The internet seemed world changing when we were all young and naive youths. The adults at the time gave solid advice, you have no idea who these people are, don't pay attention to what they say. The internet is the home to crazies and so on. But I didn't want to listen to any of it.

Now at the age of 40, I am basically just repeating the advice from the adults of my youth only for the current generation to ignore it and repeat the same mistakes. The internet doesn't provide that much benefit to people who are already struggling in life. People who claimed the internet changed their life for the better likely would've just found success in another way if it didn't exist.

If the internet is anything, it is just an accelerator. An accelerator to help chads be more chaddish and for losers to get bullied even more. Or if you are a recluse, it helps you seclude yourself to the extreme.

I use my Ass to Gas…

Z3R0 do you fap to f1nn5ter no joke?

Seems like suddenly we're not allowed to talk about anything but memes and lolcow drama. Is this what image boards are for anymore?

Is there nowhere one can JUST BE COMFY AND REAL, without having to embroil themselves in venomacidic middle-school popularity contests like Big Social?

Is there nowhere online not full of either normalfaggots and normgroids and their niggerworship and troondicksucking and homosacredcows where roastiefoids can do no wrong and brainless consoomer-cattledom, OR the even worse retardautismal alternative: socially dysfunctional emotionally undisciplined mentally handicapped unironic politislop obsessors keyboard warrior transnazi cowardly bitches never shutting the fuck up about da j00z (but desert tribemonkey yeshua isnt a ded kike onna stick, somehow he doesnt count, herp durr; leta ignore all the Bible like no swearing etc by only focus on Leviticus gaybashing drooling donkey diarrhea, lets larp that wypipo wuz kangz DA tr00 israelites lelelele) and crying about much degeneresseh despite spamming drawn naked Japanese people and lolicon ecchi with somehow doesnt count as cheese pizza ("drawings aren't people hurr durr" "well then photos and videos aren't people either derpderp; pedoadjacents are so fucking cute in their mental gymnastics, their one and only exercise roflcoptar") unironic bootlicking collectivist hiveminded wannabe tyrants who never intend to follow the same arbitrary and capricious might makes right rules and laws they crave imposing upon everyone else because theyr e frightened little girls who need a sweaty leather daddy to bark orders at them their whole life (not gay at all lmao) due to extreme terror and dread of having to make your own decisions in life because youre a scare whimpering sniveling fagcunt who can't handle freedom and self-determination and anything that isnt bootlicking authority simping groupthink addiction is "lolbert" and by the way why aren't you wearing your mask antivaxxer?

Is there anywhere in the whole wide world, not just online, where you can just be comfy and real without having to obey antiwhite judencommies wearing dangerhair and problemglasses and if youre even slightly right of Marx/Mao/Lenin/Stalin youre banhammered for hatespeech? Anywhere at all i can speak gamer words and its not a big deal or even a thing at all? Anyplace left that isnt an insular anticulture antisociety anticivilization of lobotomized cockroach farts with downs syndrome and alzheimersPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

I've said this for a while but a lot of millennials, especially women, had this idea 'marriage is for old people' and that house, car, career, spouse, kids would just manifest themselves by the time they'er 40. When I was 17 I knew that WASN'T how it worked and wanted to find a gf or even a wife in college but of course it was women who were "still figuring it out". Fuckem.

I must not be autistic.
Autism is the mind-killer.
Autism is the little-death
That brings total obliteration.
I will face my autism.
I will permit it to pass over and through me.
And when it has gone past
I will turn the inner eye to see its path
Where the autism has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.