/dunk/ - Off topic

So is Mark's new job as a security officer at the pre-school working out?
Has he finger blasted any of the children yet?
Do you think he has installed cameras in the little girl's bathroom?

I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer's disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist's paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, "isn't it soft?" I looked at her ruined face and said, "yes, Grandma, it's soft.

I had sex many times with the last ten people I dated and decided after that to not have sex anymore and to wait until marriage. My current boyfriend is a virgin.
I feel like I'm being somewhat unfair, but he respects my choice.

There is something extremely disturbing. It continues to allude me.

I'm gonna say something you might not like but if you really think about it, it has some truth to it. Young white men are losing the fitness competition with young niggers. The average white male in his teens to his twenties is either fat or skinnyfat. Though on average whites are taller than other races, but don't mistake tallness for muscle. You wonder why white girls start burning coal? Yes mental illness is one reason, but another reason is because niggers are more physically fit. We need to start encouraging more white men to get physically fit. You don't even have to be shredded. Just form a six pack and some arm muscle. A thing I noticed about hoodlum niggers is that they may have a six pack but their arms are pretty skinny, which is why they gang up on people in fights because they're incapable of knocking someone out. Women are attracted to physique and they love guys with visible abs even if they have scrawny arms. Don't think because you muscly arms it excuses your flabby belly.

Here's what I'm gonna start doing. I'm gonna practice what I preach. You see for years I've been drinking nothing but sodas. I'm addicted to them. Though I've never gotten fat for some reason, maybe it's good metabolism. I've been skinny most of my life but all that's gonna change. A few months ago I've actually gotten really in the mood to change my physique. I did push-ups and sit-ups every morning, afternoon, and night. About twenty each but some days I would do more. After about a month and a few weeks of doing that I gained a barely visible six pack, and even during that time I was still drinking sodas. This time I'm gonna try and stop drinking the liquid jew cold turkey. I'm gonna start drinking milk, eating salads, and some meat. I'm also gonna try to stop jerking off to improve my mental state. I'm probably the most lazy person I know, so if I can pull this off then you don't have a fucking excuse.

quiero leche

What's his endgame?