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>jam my nostriles in her cute little butthole
>fuck her little butthole and cum inside it
>jam my nose in it again lol
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*slaps your head*
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Abp 901

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Confessions Thread

Confess your secrets. Here are my secrets:
>Almost had sex with my hot highschool teacher, still beat myself up over it till this day
>I'm balding with a receding hairline and am contemplating on wearing a toupe
>I still have acne at 24 years old
>Sometimes I don't wipe my ass after pooping
>One time I pooped in the shower just to see how it felt
>Tried to suck my own dick while taking a bath, ended up hitting the back of my head on the faucet
>Trick myself into thinking I'm a cool calm and collected person instead of just having some form of depression
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oh no no no
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What did Mark mean by this?
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Billie eilish

Picture from her new book. Look like a man.
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i think its possible to be happy without succubi bro. its lifes other problems that bother me more honestly.
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White women are disgusting.

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I want to make content for a community whose contributors are all shit compared to me, so I get a fast track to greatness and can feel good about myself lazily
But the only communities I know of are shit to be in
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>2021 can't be any worse than 2020, rig-
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How does one find the energy to read this shit while carrying the weight on their conscience of having actually written it?
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I haven't eaten in 7 days and the only liquid I have consumed is my own urine.
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What happens after picrel
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I don't suppose anyone remembers those embarrassing and forced O9A ("order of 9 angles") posts over the summer?
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All the single furries
All the single furries
Now put your paws up
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When are terrifying holidays coming back? Modern holidays too commercialized.
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holy based
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How was Persia able to resist Arabization unlike other territories conquered by the Muslims? I can understand how the Iberians did it. They were conquered much later on and their conquerors were mostly Berbers rather than Arabs. You could also make the argument that they were never totally conquered because of shit like the Asturians. Persia on the other hand was conquered by Arabs early and completely yet they still were able to retain their language, culture and identity. Something that no one else in the Middle East was able to do.
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This is a black woman. No joke.
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Thank G_d for /dunk/, the only /b/ board on existence that is neither flooded with pedo shit or porn, blessings upon Gahoole for providing this space for us. may Hashem, Elohim and Adonay preserve this place as it is forever.
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yeah, im thinking based
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Dad, you can go in more if you want…
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Thank fucking god we invested in the webring after the writing on the wall.
Even cuckchan is likely going down but you can't BTFO the decentralized chadring. Feels good, man.
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>mogs your facial structure
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Watch this and tell me she's not perfect. I dare you.
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sup dumbshits, I am searching for a streaming site so I can watch the wolfman (2010) because torrenting is gay and for weeaboos, what pages do you recommend.
asking here because your faggot ass tv board doesn't allow new threads for now.
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So true
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Is this the next evolution of the slaphead?
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It feels so good to finally be living in the future.
I always envisioned a day when robots would serve us in every facet of society.
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Is Gahoole ready to loss his virginity with Aryan asian ?
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Things Americans Say

aka Slang Gone Wrong
I'll start:
>Best bang for the buck
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Burger time

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>skyrim will be a decade old this year
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What is the original song of this?
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how do you go from this…
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Why do cumskins do this?
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Imagine not forcing others to use bewildering language in normal communication as a sign of respect and deeper still submission.
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Brap thread? Brap thread
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I had a dream last night that I was throwing a party that lasted well into the night. At about 2 or 3 in the morning, everyone had passed out except for Gahoole and I and Gahoole was getting ready to leave. He started talking very somberly about life, almost like he was thinking of ending things but he also said not to worry. Then his mom came to pick him up and said that he was just drunk and that I shouldn't take anything he says seriously. What could this mean?
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Was it Quino?
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Spoopy videos are fun. Have you seen spoops? I've seen spoops. UwU
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Hey guys - fellow Anonymous here.
Could you link me to all of your twitters and the Official /tv/ discord? That'd be great.
Also I hear Gahoole2 or Ghoul_Two is planning an event? Can I get a link to that!

Wow it is really fun shitposting with you all!
Lets MAGA and follow the plan!

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I can't make images large in the catalogue

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Belle delphine is back

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What does /dunk/ think?
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I am about to drop a knowledge bomb on your white asses!
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What's so special about these guys?
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What is it like to make love?
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Why do numales hate him so much?
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Reviewbrah said that Papa John's stuffed crust pizza doesn't have air pockets like the ones from Pizza Hut do so I ordered one and there were air pockets on almost every slice. I can't believe Reviewbrah lied to me like that. He's the one person I thought I could always trust.
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Would you?
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What if Goku was HIV positive?
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Gahoole think he deserve this…
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They are purging everyone

Quarter bros… I don't feel so good
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Junko's Anti-Yakuza Campaign

Since Sylvia's CAC Was Showed Up,
The Junko Furuta's Anti-Yakuza Advocacy Center
Was Non-Profit Organzation & Anti-Mafia Camapaign Who
Dedicated To Her Memory Or Story,
And The Cause Of Protecting Every Females Or Non-Females
From Yakuza In Every Corner Of Our Community,
Which Are Makes Japanese Mafia Nightmare,
And Made My Friend Gahoole & Parents Extremely Happy!
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You Queer Nigger Faggot fat fuck crossdressing freak

leaked footage of vol3 getting a massive cock removed from his insides
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yellowish Alert

Hapas are taking over the internet.
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Track suits vs sweat pants

Sweat pants are for slobs-or so they say. While I believe there's no reason to throw out a pair of sweatpants picking up a few tracksuits is the way to go for lounging casual-wear. Unlike sweatpants if you decide to leave the house in them you will maintain some level of style.
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What happened to Murdoch Murdoch? Their website was taken down and all their videos get removed from kiketube.
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Meme of the decade?
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Gamergate hasn't been real for nearly four years now.
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>every board on every site is dead
were you faggots all busy storming the capitol or something
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Who was in the wrong here?
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All it takes to be a successful youtuber and make hundreds of thousands of dollars is have a deep voice.
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Do Asian """men""" really do this?
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Damn, she really is speaking some sense
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Wojak is dead. It's time to move on.
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Stop deleting posts.
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Is anyone else demoralized?
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Dunk simps bto

>I'm beyond excited that @connectfulapp's 2021 planner just launched (and is 20% off for Black Friday hehe). I've always needed to buy an additional journal so that I could write my personal & business goals + reflections in there because none of my past planners had it in there. My AMAZING team and I created the best of both worlds. Daily 5am-9pm schedule, general to-do list (and top 3 goals for the day), monthly/quarterly/yearly goal setting AND reflection space. Yeah, it's nice to check things off on our to-do's, but it takes that extra step to make sure you're in tune with your mental, spiritual, emotional and physical self. Link in my bio #planner
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please stop with the julay threads
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Is there anything more based than killing prostitutes?
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As it turns out, some former trannies are still mentally ill.

Why didn't you save her anon?
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Blaming /japan/ for shitposting is just deflection from gamergate raids.
Don't fall for his bullshit.
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>wake up
>this man is standing over you
<I read all that racist shit you posted on tvch
What do?
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I find myself concerned from time to time that I have a mental illness, possibly some sort of schizophrenia, but tend to brush it off as a stupid thing to think and that thinking along those lines itself is inherently dangerous. You just feed your own issues and you should just distract yourself.
But I'm getting older. Second half of my 20s now and I still get jitters, jumpiness, and erratic thoughts. I see nothing and feel certain I'm looking at something. and know things are getting closer to me even though I know nothing is around. I work, I spend time with my significant others, I go places, I make sure I'm doing things and not letting my mind idle itself into some retard crazy feedback loop, but it's all still there, and even though I have so much to occupy myself with, age brings only more of these things. These bursts of paranoia and inability to keep a coherent line of thinking. It's difficult to get any task done if it takes longer than a few minutes because I'll have my attention stolen by what I know is nothing.
I still have this compulsion to shrug it off as nothing and that thinking it's something only makes it worse. If I just pretend nothing is wrong, I will be better off. And I think I am right. At the very least, I believe it's been absolutely better for me and my quality of life to just pretend it's OK up to this point.
But will that keep being the case? Should I do something?

Anyway thanks for reading my blog post
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Is anyone else straight but jerk off to traps and twinks from time to time?
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Why Hapa people so disgusting ?
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>tfw you just make random shitposts as stuff pops into your mind while you are doing other stuff on the computer and people come up with conspiracy theories explaining why you posted it, who you really are, blame it on another board, blame it on some cancerous name-fag etc…
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she's gone too far this time
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Do Gamergates really?

How much money do you think mark and his crew have spent on Genshin Impact?
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>try to sign up for something on the internet
>sorry you must use a gmail, applemail, or outlook account in order to register
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Why is 8chan.moe allowed to list itself on the webring, but it doesn't link to other boards on the webring on its site. I can not find the drop-down box anywhere on 8chan.moe that shows all the boards on the webring. Its like they want to funnel users one way into their site, but not link to the other boards.
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>open webring
>8chan is back

picture unrelated
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Queen Anita Thread

Thread for worship of Queen Anita
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"Depression" among many other mental illnesses are actually self-diagnosed and not something you can just catch like a disease. If you can be diagnosed with it, you can undo it yourself as well. Don't take no fucking pills or go to a (((therapist))). Just don't think about it.
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>New Years Day
>My frat house is having a party
>Dancing with the nigs, chugging with the chigs
>Red headed freshman asks if I like comics
>Pretty drunk so I end up going full Linkara on how the Inhumans aren't the X-men and shit
>End up asking him if he's on /co/ or gone to readcomiconline.to
>"I would never steal a comic"
>Sack tap him (slap him in the nuts) and call him a faggot
>He falls to the ground and bros start saying it was a bad move on my part

WTF, he still buys comics - he deserved a sack tap
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You have 5 seconds to decide whether or not to press the ginger genocide button, quick! what's your choice?
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Mark's entire volunteer roster has decided to leave him and are starting their own website!
Apparently he asked them to tone down the loli and stop sharing hard CP in discord!
More details emerging as they come through…
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Why am I dead inside?
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The webring is dead and its Mark's fault

He just couldn't fucking help himself. Everything he touches dies because of his constant subversion.
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I'd just like to inform everyone that I've upgraded from my previous "soyboy wojack" folder of about 500 soyjaks, to the new "Mega Soy Archive" folder which has over 6000, that's right, over 6000 soyboy wojaks to shitpost with. Thank you for your understanding.
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#GamerGate + #NotYourShield [#GG + #NYS]: Gaming with your Bros Edition

>China pressures Japan to remove ROG and Hololive live broadcast
>The Gamergate Thread Repository has been updated
>Capcom considering going woke
>13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim localization rewrites character to be "non-binary"
>How Cuties Got Caught in a Gamergate-Style Internet Clash:
>Kotaku UK and Gizmodo UK close down as Future Publishing licenses lapse
>Gamergate is now 6 years old
>343 Industries removes police sirens nameplate from Halo 3: ODST, VG24/7 calls people who disagree "alt-right"
>Zchan replacement from z/v/ volunteer launches at zzzchan.xyz
>WOTC to censor depictions of D&D orcs and drow, "correct" reprints of 5th edition books, hire more "diverse talent", and incorporate "sensitivity readers" into creative process
>Possible explanation of Sony's censorship https
>Journos make up "patronizing comments onslaught" story about old grandmother, get corrected by said grandmother herself
>Twitch launches new "Twitch Safety Advisory Council" filled with SJW organizations and individuals. SJW transgender trans-deer council member cries harassment as backlash erupts from Twitch viewers/streamers and Reddit's /r/livestreamfail.
>EA promotes "No Pixels For Fascists" and "Good Gaming - Well Played Democracy" projects in German blog post, one of them headed by former Stasi informant
>Sony DMCA'd 8chan.se

Collect and catalog all of the various localization and censorship accounts of past video games into a single repository from these sources:

Sony's policies forces censorship; JP devs allegedly have to go through ENG approval process: https://archive.fo/awzFF
Japanese blog post about it: https://archive.fo/bF9bE
Sony Japan President Says PS4 Censorship Policy Is To Match Global Standards And Protect Kids
-Confirms censorship was deliberate https://archive.fo/XgAgP
-No rules for censorship policies, games judged case-by-case https://archive.fo/37DhK
-Marvelous partner starts petition against policy https://archive.fo/rxQtf https://archive.fo/84UHo
•Twitterfags: Tweet with Sony's stock code $SNE so that investors see your tweets and know you're pissed.
•Consider spreading OP Timber materials to targets as well.

A. Support archive.fo! Accountability needs proof: https://liberapay.com/archiveis/donate
B. OP DisNod: Contact the FTC and advertisers about violations and unethical practices
C. Internet Censorship happenings: Spread the word about the dangers of FOSTA/CLOUD act/Article 13, etc.
D. OP End the Era: Dig into resetera and their connections to journos, devs, etc.

Reminders (important, READ THESE!):
•Use https://archive.fo to deny sites ad revenue and traffic and preserve pages in case they are deleted later
•Be civil if you have to argue with people on Twitter, Tumblr or any forum - don't make us look like douchebags
•Do not accept requests for any goal, demand lists or personal army requests: https://pastebin.com/p5dVp1e5
•Beware COINTELPRO: The Gentleperson's Guide to Forum Spies: https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
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Is it over?
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I prefer the term "Volunteer", but most people call me "Janitor", or "Janny" for short.
W-w-what? No, I don't get paid?
Stop laughing at me!
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How reject irony and embrace sincerity?
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>Generation Z (or simply Gen Z), colloquially known as Zoomers
wtf this is on wikipedia
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Would you make a hapa?
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Why the hell is cucking so popular?

It's one of a few things I just can't get my head behind.

If you have a superficial relationship and just want a threesome or something, I can understand.

But giving your loved one to someone else, and letting him humiliate her? In front of you? With BBC? It makes me sick.

I once dreamed about cucking with my ex and it made me sick. I was feeling sick the whole day just because I dreamed it.

I think it's honestly one of the most disgusting things you can do with a partner that you love.
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It's not like you have anything better to do.
inb4 >cuckime
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>befriend a Jew
>said Jew makes a competing board
>you list him in the webring but he doesn't acknowledge your existence
>he starts sending goons to your board to ruin it
>users are fed about it and leave
so was it worth befriending the Jew?
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How often do you wear your latex body suit in public?
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No comment.
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what do they need so many boards for?
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Do you think it's possible to be loved by someone the way you were loved by your mother?
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Everything You Need to Know About Ghost Sex

You don't have to be alone!
If you're tired of putting up with all the hassle endemic to having sex with a corporeal being, or if you've ever dreamed of consummating a relationship without actually having to touch another human, there's another option that might satisfy you: banging ghosts. Hey, if it worked for Demi Moore …
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Sick of using piss bottles?

HRT can and will change your life for the better…
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You think that's enough /b/s?
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Garfield looks like THAT!?
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Give me one legitimate reason why you hate manga and anime
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Post your cringe compilations laddies.
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>The Wojack Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those memes who live in "exploitable" formats, but they have destabilized discussion, have made OC unfulfilling, have subjected posters to indignities, have led to widespread reuse (and on Reddit to reuse them as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the virtual world. The continued development of new Wojacks will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the virtual world, it will probably lead to greater discussive disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased reuse even in "ancient" memes.
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What is this generation's Thighmaster?
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Why do my fingers always smell like shit after I milk my prostate?
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If y'all ain't feminised yourselves a hapa boi and turned him into a dumpster for virile European loads you are doing it wrong. My hapa has her ass plugged and her clit caged every time we leave the house. White power!
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Roblox-Minecraft friendship thread

I know /dunk/ is a hardcore Roblox board, but it's gotten to the point where we need to set aside our differences with Minecraft players and make peace with them. It's the only way to save the white race.
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Time Travel

How do I time travel?
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How do you hold a pencil?
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I can't think anymore. Anybody else have this problem?
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So I went to cuckchan out of necessity today and what I witnessed was truly horrifying.
>every vpn is banned
>can't redtext
>can't upload multiple images
>thread is off the board in 10 minutes
How do normalfags use that shithole?
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*braps on your board*
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There was a time, not that long ago, when I would have found this amusing. Now it only fills me with disgust. What's wrong with me? Am I turning into a commie?
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hi gahoole

just wanted to let you know that /dunk/ and /dup/ are the best boards on the webring and that you shouldn't kill yourself
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Greta Thunberg turns 18 on January 3. Do you think she'll start an OnlyFans?
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Is this sign language?
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Imagine being Yakuza for a second. Every day you post the same four threads on /tv/: one about Priscilla, one calling Ashley Boetcher ugly, one calling Gahoole a loser, and one "I leave." Oh and lately there's the occasional Billie Eilish thread in your usual broken English. This goes on for three years. Mods bumplock your threads, delete your threads, and ban you for off-topic constantly. We get our own site with a dedicated off-topic board and you refuse to use it, still choosing /tv/ for your incomprehensible shitposts despite the fact that you could just post your threads on /dunk/ and never get a thread deleted again. And there are multiple Anons whose greatest goal in life is to report every post you make - including the few that don't break the rules - because they're so sick of your awful threads that they just want you gone.

Your threads don't even get replies anymore. You could be a fun lolcow like Zach who is capable of derailing a thread and harvesting hundreds of replies off of a single post, but you're not. You have actually managed to be a less interesting person than fucking Zach. And at least Zach only crawls out of the woodwork when baited. Yet you, with absolutely nobody wanting you to, continue to shit out the same 3-5 identical boring spam threads every single day. They all get the same 2 or three half-hearted "fuck off" sage replies before gracelessly sinking to the bottom of the catalog and being pruned. Do your threads even get bumplocked anymore? It's impossible to tell, since nobody cares enough to try bumping them.

So yeah, imagine being a dedicated spammer mutt fruitlessly fishing for (You)s on a dead Russian cinema imageboard where everyone knows you but nobody cares about you. That's what being Yakuza is like.
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How BING BING WAHOO were you in 2020?