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/asmr/

ASMR thread
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Why are chicks still getting fake bobes
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Having a cup of tea.
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>2024
>I am forgotten
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>We want the bronie audience.
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Happy Saint Georges Day!
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You need THERAPY!
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WEBM
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Anyone noticed the patterns?

Why they are ignoring the BBC question?
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How many of you own a katana
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Mati marroni

PRESS F
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Dr. House truly lived longer on Vicodin. Venusian genetic relays have given me some knowledge that our biology is a dimension of mutagens. My religion does not exceed Dr. House as the spirit he is inspired from.

The only war is health. The elite can't keep it for themselves. My ill will and ill intent can only be profiled as the legacy of the Reich Research Council. The only thing those beings of light teach is health and genetics at foundations. Only "The Wretch" of Doom offers an alternative. And I have no Argent yet in reality. I am not allowed to fight in dishonor.
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I saw Mommy kissing Super Ramon
Underneath the muérdago last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Super Ramon
Underneath his spandex suit so green and tight
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Super Ramon last night

He saw mommy kissing, kissin' kissin' Super Ramon
>I did, I really did see mommy kissing Super Ramon
>And I'm gonna tell my dad

Then I saw mommy tickle Super Ramon
Underneath his afro so curly black
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Super Ramon's nut sack

Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Super Ramon's nut sack

>I did, I did, I really did see mommy kissing Super Ramon

>You gotta believe me, you just gotta believe me
>Come on, fellas, believe me, you just gotta believe me
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white girls

Can we save them?
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Is my gorduck protestant? It's not very interested in Saint Ramon
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Niggers at war

Come to war my niggers
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420chan refugee

dudes. I just don't want to confront npc pettiness. weed and alcohol cross worked in controlled amounts but now the npc's are making an effort to rile me up. I've worked in mental fields that require critical thinking and problem solving capabilities but in a chair which is torture, then I switched to labor because I work out and am able bodied and then I'm hit with rote memorization plebs in a specific industrial printing position where I hit the point where it's "fuck you, get your own paper."
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Happy lesbian visibility week, /dunk/ers!
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Nagatoro Chapter 109 is out. What did you guys think of it?
To be honest, even though this guy's a beta male, I can't help but envy him. He's got the high school life I wish I had.
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Who was in the wrong here?
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Warhammer 40k

I started reading the Horus Heresy 10 years ago…and I picked up where I left off yesterday out of the blue. I forgot that this stuff is actually entertaining. I feel self conscious reading this though, being a lonely old guy. I feel like the biggest virgin in history but apparently plenty of other guys out there read this shit. It is easy reading. I like easy reading because it is something to do after work that doesn't revolve around niggers, women, fags, or trannies. Speaking of that, has 40k been kike'd yet? I would be amazed if it hasn't happened.
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I don't get it.
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Furries off leash
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HAPPY 4/20 TVCHAN

happy birthday uncle adolf! is anyone else celibrating?
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>mom forgot the ranch dressing to go with the tendies
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>10 years from now
Will it be 10 years or more? At some point people will be reading about this era of history. The teacher is going to say "Yes… really… men were deceived by propaganda to cut their dicks off to satisfy sexual fetishes." Kids will be like "what the fuck?" They'll be whispering their shock and horror to each other, cracking jokes, snickering, some laughing out loud while trying to maintain decorum. There will be whole chapters dedicated to defining what libs thought was "progression." I can hear the children laughing their asses off, falling out of their chairs. It sounds like music. Can y'all hear it?

source on pic
https://www.ocregister.com/2017/02/24/transgender-school-bus-driver-makes-difficult-decision-to-undergo-sex-altering-surgery/
https://www.ocregister.com/2017/04/30/part-4-to-build-bridges-navy-veteran-shares-transgender-surgery/
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Kat Dennings

God I love this woman
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They traced

>Big if true
Guys, if this vid is true, that means we've been lied to about talent, and we've been made to feel like losers all our lives in the face of "the great painters" of the renaissance and other periods.
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Lolcow thread - shared underrated or classic lolcows

Since /cow/ died with 8chan and foxdickfarms is straight crap lets post shit here
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EMERGENCY SHOUT "NIGGER" THREAD
NIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR
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Ching chong mow, we are coming.

Ching Chong Moooo-ooow!!!
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Weirdoz
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OH NO NO NO

ALIZEE HIT THE WALL in 2006

Her prime was only like 5 years

HAHAHAHAHA
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white boys

Are they past the point of no return?
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ALL ANONS REPORT IN
911 LINES ARE DOWN IN MULTIPLE UNCONNECTED STATES
IF WE DON'T HEAR FROM YOU IN 2 HOURS, WE WILL ASSUME YOU'VE BEEN BAGGED

SAY "I HATE NIGGERS" TO RESPOND
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Underrated and weird youtube channels

Let's share it.
For example, this guy is unironically a /pol/ users even tho his soyboy aesthetic
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VAXTARDS BTFO (AGAIN)

>Haha! The vaccines didn't kill me! Stupid conspiracy the-ACK
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Kino in Indoneso
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Manga Thread

I have run out of manga in my backlog. Anyone got any good recommendations?? Looking mostly for seinen but would take some high quality shonen as well.
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This is the hottest chick of her category of women.
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Gahoole bros….not like this…
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I NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH BEFORE
I JUST TOUCHED HEAVEN
I THINK I JUST TOUCHED HEAVEN
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Happening
/biz/ on 4chan going to e-mail verification to slow down India and Israel.
What does /dunk/-is-one-person think about it?

For me personally, I finally understand why Mr. Perfect was heel.
R: 1 / I: 1
I hate nigger
R: 9 / I: 4

Gahoole is Gay BBC Lover

She likes to upload Child Porn and sucks BBC like Nastassia everyday.

>BBCAMENKOSavedMe
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OH NO NO NO

https://www.toronto99.com/2024/04/14/reports-klaus-schwab-in-hospital-may-be-dead/
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Where is she now?
R: 4 / I: 0
Open Interviews Thursdays at 5:15pm
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Join me and my Niggas

Lets roll my Nigga
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Hear me out

I'm requesting an anon user that has been trolling me to be banned from this site.

Infringing posts:
https://tvch.moe/ch3/res/5815.html#q6548
https://tvch.moe/ch3/res/5815.html#q6568
https://tvch.moe/ch3/res/5815.html#q6582
https://tvch.moe/ch3/res/5815.html#q6593
https://tvch.moe/ch3/res/5815.html#q6611

Just checked there's no help board on the site, however. At least I had reported every one of those posts, but please help!
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DO you feel nostalgic watching this ?
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>MUH ZOOMERS RUINED ZA WORLD
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We have to go back

I want the real Yakuza back, not this schizophrenic spamming coomer faggot who doesn't even jackoff to JAV.
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LOL
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Now THIS is how you troon the fuck out.
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FUCKING KNEEL
THE DUNKINGS ARE HERE
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Based women

POst'em
show'em
texas'hold'em
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New Video Game Coming soon.

Coming to a Local News Station Near you…

Amazing SoundTrack, Heart-Racing SoundCloud.
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ZACH SNAPPED
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NIGGERS RISE UP DURING THE ECLIPLSE
WE CAN'T SEE YOU
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Dilating.
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FINNA FINNA FINNA FINNA
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They thought this was a joke but it really is true.
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When will Francis admit dolphin won?
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YouTube - e-celeb general - ECG

Where is the YouTube thread for e-celebs? There isn't one?! Now there is! Post all that YouTube faggotry right here. Drama containment ITT. Hail victory!
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Fascinating Boater incident.
Normally they have 75 IQ, but this one seems to have 80, and his friends have 85.
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Hey Gahoole, recommend me some good YouTube channels. I don't know how to find your subscriptions anymore since they changed the layout. You seem to know a lot about gaming and movie/tv channels which is the sort of thing I'm looking for. Really, I'm up for anything except political and lolcow content. I'm already subscribed to dozens of those channels and am burnt out on those subjects.
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>Somehow Gamergate returned.
Anybody know what's going on yet? Sounds like early stage stuff. Woke companies influencing game devs being dug into by our internet gamergaters.
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>The JBalvin of Porn.
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What should I spend my zogbucks on this month?

Pics unrelated.
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>I have a Dunkaccino for… Dunk…accino?!
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Spritecucks… not like this…
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Women eyes in 2024

VAXED

Also what's going on with alogspace ?
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AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>4chan complicates their captcha and adds a cloudflare bot check
>The content and bot threads remain completely unchanged.
I don't see how anybody in their right mind can complain or dislike this website without being a kike or fed.
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A /britpol/ chud is behind the worst even of 2024

Y'all keep embarrassing yourselves lol
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Anon.cafe is kill

It's over.
https://anon.cafe/meta/res/16466.html
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AI THREAD

Also bbcmenko won.
Gahoole lost himself in the Ai wold
Nastassia choose the saudi arabia life
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WEBM

2024

Previous thread is dead as fuck
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Dad, if I can't eat it all can I just spit it out?…
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I think tvch is shit.
R: 5 / I: 0
Why do I keep coming to this website?
R: 9 / I: 4
Is this a good wallpaper?
R: 46 / I: 29

Why is she so beautiful

I love beautiful thick older women
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8chan

DO you feel nostalgic watching this ?
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/PTSD/ General

PTSD THREAD
ITT We discuss the seriousness and severity of PTSD for veterans returning from war and the troubles they have to endure in daily life.
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I need a helping hand

Let me tell you from the start. I am with crypto since I was in class 7. And its been already 8-9 years, I haven't hold anything yet. But day by day, crypto become the most favourite things of mine.

I passed my J.S.C ( Junior School Certificate ), S.S.C ( Secondary School Certificate & H.S.C ( High School Certificate ) with a grade point (GPA) of 5.00 (A+). The journey was great. But problem start when my father died after the time of S.S.C. After the H.S.C I learned about graphics design, and started freelancing to earn money. But at this point in my life not being able to get any orders. I try telegram marketplaces, facebook and linkdin also to search for clients. Though I got some orders but now its being so difficult for me. I searched for part time job then. I also got one, anyhow, it was going. But its been 3 months I lost my job. I am in 3rd year right now. Just one more year left to complete my graduation.

I don't know what to say or how to say as I am really ashamed of it. I need almost $2k in this semester but for me its being really impossible to manage this amount. I really doesn't had any option left without post on the board. At least please an anon response to me. I strictly hate begging but, I don't know will you help me or not. But if you could help that would helps me to complete my graduation.

My mother always wanted me to see as a police officer but without completing the graduation its impossible for me.

Its not like that I don't earn well or beg from people, its not like that. But this time, I am empty. Sometimes life is kind of hard to struggle, that time we need a helping hand very badly.

I really don't want to lose my educational career. Badly want to complete my graduation. Please consider a bit, your little bit consider will save my entire education career.

If needed i can also send you my face record video evidence or also my live location or even any documents like my government issued identity card so that you don't think I am lying for free money. Anyway you may help me out Anon?

> If someone can help me out, send me an email to [email protected]


Writing this to you, sitting alone in a room, don't know what your response will be but,

Thanks & Regards
Anon33001
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Hello. I'm designing a new character for my friends at tvch, in an effort to reignite the fires of web culture. I call him Arnold Winterberry. You can take part too, if you like, but remember that only I am the creator of Arnold Winterberry.
If Patrick Gahoole would liked to elect Arnold Winterberry as the official website mascot, I would be willing to talk percentages.
Here he is. Have fun.
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>browsing the medicine aisle at the gas station
>notice the condoms
>out of 6 pegs, 5 of them are Trojan "Magnum" variants, and one is Trojan Ultra Thin

Does selling extra large condoms to the vast majority of men who have dicks under 6" make them feel better about themselves? I'm trying to understand their angle.
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Indiachan

Why are streetshitters on the webring?
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ONLYFANS IS DYING

No one basically has expendible money to fuck these women
I wish I saved the screenshot from the reddit escort page talking about how many women were retiring from escorting in 2024 because the business has dried up from how shitty the economy is.

No one basically has expendible money to fuck these women anymore. If they do, they aren't travelling. People don't want to deal with DEI hire pilots, Palestine protests at the airport, stepping over migrants to get out of the airport, being kicked out of your hotel because migrants got your room, etc.

So as a result women like Kagney who have hit the wall and gotten fat have no livelihood anymore. As 80% of America is living paycheck to paycheck the first thing they are going to cut out is the 8 dollar a month onlyfans subscriptions.

As a result we are seeing an uptick in porn suicides.
Because the porn industry is dead too.

>Found the page

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscortClientsOnly/comments/17uosz3/tsunami_of_retirement_of_escorts_coming/
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How's it going, miserable assholes who hate everything, and ruin everything?
Having fun on the worst part of the internet?

Nah, you're alright.
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How can I find non-kike'd black metal bands from the past 20 years? I say the past 20 because the sound quality is so much better.
No Varg because I think the guy is hugely overrated.
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Okay, look I'm sorry I said those things. I just get a little crazy sometimes. You know that.

I think the best thing for all of us now is if we tried to be the best friends that ever were. How are you?
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You don't see pepe much anymore…:(
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I saw the cutest gothic girl yesterday, and I'm still trying to process it. She was a waitress, about 16-20, petite, long black hair, thick black eye makeup, nice pale skin, no visible tattoos. God, how I wish I had game.
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After 25 months living like an adult, I have ended up back in my mother's house. I have failed.
Notes
>Working long hours suck
>You CAN be fired for rumors
>Normal people just kind of talk to each other naturally without being weird about it
>Twins don't look that similar
>BlisTERS SUCK BAD
>Niggers are actually as bad as you think
>I fugking hate niggers and kikes
>My favorite job was customer service, honestly not the nightmare people say it is
i will figure out a plan to move out again, let's hope it goes better.
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It's over.
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VIDEOS THREAD

No job today.
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Tom Brady got cucked

That one on the left is not Tom's kid.
He got cucked by a spic. It just goes to show that "muh hypergamy" is NOT eugenic! Women aren't looking for Chad. Women are nasty sex obsessed whores that'll fuck anything!
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Dad, it doesn't hurt anymore.
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WEBM THREAD

Old thread is 1 year old
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>tfw I fell into one of those tranny gamer circles, and they're all so nice, and I realised this is what I wanted all along
You assholes literally ruined my life.
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Bleached kino

Post them
R: 8 / I: 3

sage

literally none of you are funny.
Try harder.
R: 43 / I: 14
HAHAHA Don't you just want one for yourself?
R: 16 / I: 2

Awful Fucking Rap

LegaccoTID - IDGAF
R: 16 / I: 9
Chud Historian lost.
Breadtube won.
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What's a good site to be posting on these days, if you actually want people to see and engage with the stuff you post?
Obviously all of the big social media sites are weighted in such a way that some rando making a post just ends up posting into a void, and that post never gets read by anyone.

Should I just go back to Newgrounds? I mean, Newgrounds is pretty much for kids. I don't think it's the most appropriate environment for an aging boomer to be hanging around.
Should I unironically be using DeviantArt?
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Niggers ruined America

It's true.
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Videos That DEFINED an era

Nostalgia kino's
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Shitposting on /dunk/? Having a blast
R: 16 / I: 2
Gayhole bros…
R: 21 / I: 7
"J Balvin?" Heh….kid…how about Trump Micky D's.
R: 8 / I: 1
Like that buy that Germany ride that
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>$8.99 large 1-topping pizza deal
>oh but it's too late for carryout
>oh but it's $15 minimum order for delivery, not counting tax, tip or delivery fee
>adding a second pizza brings the total to $24, including a $5 delivery fee and tax
>adding a decent tip will bring it up to $30
>tfw all I wanted was my $9 pizza
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Just checking in

It's now 18 years since I last fucked a pussy.
I'm confident I'll make it to 20.
You probably shouldn't try this at home. It does things to you.
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You guys are awesome

I love you dudes. I've had a bunch of great laughs on here. I just saw a dude say in the /ch3/ board about Bill Burr, "he's BEEN to the interracial breeding grounds" and that gave me a pretty good gut wrenching laugh and I was reminded why I love this site so much.
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how calculate amount of art needed to make hundred thousand traffic in a post
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Why does this nigga ruin literally everything? He knows who he is…

What is it? Jealousy over the fact that I'm a better poster than you?
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>Looks around
>No thread on this made by Yakuza
Slackin'

/Dunk/ film actress, Kagney Lynn Karter found dead in apartment for no reason.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/10435918/adult-star-kagney-linn-carter-dead/
https://archive.is/DoR2o

>The adult actress was found dead in her home in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, an urban county in Cleveland, on Thursday, according to TMZ.


>The U.S. Sun has reached out to the Cuyahoga County Medical Examiner's Office.


>Fitness studio owners Rachel and Megan have started a GoFundMe on behalf of Karter's mother, Tina.


>The family friends confirmed Karter's death in the GoFundMe post, calling her a woman who "wore many hats."


>The friends said Karter struggled with mental health issues, "Even in her darkest days, however, she still showed up to the studio, always ready to learn, contribute, better herself in whatever small way she could manage.


>"As alone as she undoubtedly felt within the confines of her own head, she continued to make an effort to show up for her friends and the community who cared about her.


>"She fought her own battles with the same tenacity and drive she showed in every other area of her life, with as much strength as she could."


>The post also discussed her kind and generous nature.


>"Because more than her beauty, her lovely dancing, her singing, her dazzling performances, her business savvy and instructor certifications and loyal fanbase… Kagney was kind," the studio owners wrote.


Probably the sluttiest name in porn history. "Kagney." It just sounds slutty. Like gag on knees.
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I hate niggers and kikes and faggot troons and my favourite color is azure which isn't the same as blue or purple go fuck yourshelf and knock all the anime figurines off it in the process you fucking nigger weeaboo I fucking hate what's become of this place. Not /dunk/ I mean the broader sense.

My fuckin KIKE government won't let me use the internet without monitoring every fucking thing i do as if mmy monero node is a threat to national securityy i can't evne fghugUHAIe GHLegU H O:Gh: I am not even gonna ffuckn bother explaing im so fuckin mad it's not as if I can even afford a cluster of raspberry pi to do anything wild im so fucking done with this shit

You know, when I was a child, the government could just directly fuck you, there weren't this many steps just to get the same result. It's fucking retarded like oooooooo look at me I'm PEDO BAIT isnt that nice? and then if you just ignore it they throttle youre internet connection like i don't see what they're ddoign imm ABSOLKUTELYT FUCKING LIVID i swear to god just nuke this fucking country already, i'll take one for the team as long as nothing but nuclear hellfire remains and you cna quote me on that my blood is fucking boiling
R: 6 / I: 0

Masha Katasonov is an Absolute Babe Device.

The Facts are Facts, Holmes.
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>be federal agitator
>stick out like a sore thumb
what was meant by this?
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House real small
Cars real small
Dick real small
Everything real small
Rims real small
Pockets real small
Rings real small
Let me tell you bout it all
Hate that, sell that
24's - quell that
Ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps…
Bitches, hoes, stunnas, shinahs…
I'm poor bitch! I'm a fucking small tymer!
R: 8 / I: 1
New clownworld event just dropped.
Water Park in Sweden spontaneously explodes.
>Water
>Wet
Not anymore
R: 8 / I: 5
what do you call this hairstyle?
R: 6 / I: 3

Gahoole is walled

I hope he's shuttind down tvch, discord, internet and start his life.
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Times you acted like Mannie Fresh
>Go to barber
>Tell him to put a "Steve Harvey" line in
>Refuse to elaborate
R: 7 / I: 3


Before having my girlfriend, I was actually really into doing and wearing feminine things. Which prompted me to start getting back again.

I messaged one of my guy best friends (25, black, bi) to meet up. Let's call him Jay. I told Jay about how I wanted to start getting feminized again and become a sissy. He really encouraged me.

I asked if he could bring me out while I'm dressed up so I could have a little confidence, and he agreed to. We went out, and we were just having fun. He asked a few friends to come chill with us, and one of his friends kind of took an interest in me (28, Black). Let's call him Dee.

Dee and i started talking, and we kinda hit it off. We went on a date, and everything was super normal. Until we went and watched a movie. He made a move on me and took my hand to touch his crotch through his pants. I never felt or saw a cock that big before in real life. Because my clitty is only almost 5 inches when erected, but I lock myself up.

His cock was huge, easily 8 inches, and was really thick. He made me jerk him off, as he was about to cum he grabbed my head and made me eat his cum.

It kinda turned me on. I never felt so dominated before. We're going out for another date soon, I really want him to fuck me.

Dee and I went out for another date. He was really excited and couldn't wait to show me off to his friends. He was dressed me up in this tiny, revealing outfit that made my huge fake tits and round ass really pop. We went to a club where all of his friends were waiting for us. They all started to gawk at me as we walked in, making me feel so desired and wanted. Dee and I danced together, and he was really rough with me, grinding his huge cock against my ass, making me moan with pleasure.

As the night went on, things started to get really messy. Dee had been drinking a lot and his friends kept buying him shots. He got really aggressive and dominant, pushing me against walls, pinning me down on the dance floor. His cock was throbbing, and I could tell he was about to cum. Suddenly, he grabbed me by the hair and pulled me towards him, forcing my mouth onto his engorged cock. I could feel his hot cum erupting from his cock, shooting down my throat as I struggled to breathe. But Dee was too strong, and he kept holding me there, forcing me to swallow every last drop of his messy cum.

As I gagged on his cum, the world seemed to spin out of control. The club disappeared, replaced by a blinding light that engulfed everything. I felt a searing pain in my chest as my body began to convulse uncontrollably. The messed up cum blasting out of Dee's cock didn't just shoot into my mouth - it exploded out of my body, destroying the club, the city, the country, the continent, the entire planet. The force of his cum sent me flying through space, past the stars and planets, all the way to the Sun. As I collided with our solar system's fiery heart, the impact was so powerful that it sent shockwaves rippling through the galaxy.

The Sun exploded in a massive supernova, engulfing the planets and stars in a blazing inferno. The shockwave traveled faster than light, tearing through the fabric of space and time, destroying the entire galaxy and everything in it. As the universe collapsed in on itself, I was left with the haunting image of Dee's satisfied grin as he shot his messy cum all over me, setting off a chain reaction that would eventually destroy the Sun, the solar system, the galaxy, and everything beyond.

In the quiet stillness that followed, I found myself floating in a sea of nothingness. Surrounded by an endless void, I was left to ponder the absurdity of existence and the fleeting nature of time. I remembered the way Dee's hands felt on my body, the way his cock throbbed inside me, and the taste of his cum on my tongue. In that moment, I realized that even though the universe had been destroyed, the memories and feelings I had experienced would live on, etched into the fabric of my being.

Eventually, I drifted back into the universe, reborn into a new reality. This time, I found myself on a strange and unfamiliar planet, covered in lush forests and teeming with life. The sky was a vibrant shade of purple, and the air was filled with the sweet scent of flowers. As I wandered through this strange new world, I couldn't help but wonder if Dee was here too, somewhere. Perhaps we would meet again, under different circumstances, and perhaps this time, things would be different. Or maybe this was just another chance for me to experience the passion and chaos that he brought into my life, however briefly it may have been.
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BBC SURGERY IS TRENDING ON TIK TOK

Clown world

>'I'm seeing it mostly in young white dudes now, both in the office and in the questions I get asked online and from people in my personal life,' Dr Dubin told PsychologyToday.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wellness-us/body/article-13029767/penis-enlarging-tiktok-trends-jelqing-add-length.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11934631/Male-plastic-surgeries-rise-ops-secret.html

ALSO JASON LUV IS BACK AND SAVED BLACKED AGAIN

WITH ALREADY THE BEST SCENE OF 2024
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The internet isn't a stronger drug, but everyone has 24/7 access to it and you effectively can't get exhausted from consuming it, which makes it worse than conventional drugs. It's also more insidious because it creates addiction through "natural" processes in your own body, not from an external substance, so it's much harder to categorize the same way as other drugs or harmful addictions.

That being said, I don't think the internet is as addicting as people think it is. The real problem is that the world outside of the computer is so shit that people would rather sit in front of a display and hit the refresh button for 10 hours straight than participate in real life.

You could say that if the internet didn't exist, people would be more motivated to fix the world since they can't use the internet as a passive coping mechanism. But you still can't fully blame the internet, because before internet the TV served a similar purpose.

The real problem is any content that can be digitally delivered to you with no costs or limitations because it allows your to just sit and consume with too little mental and physical effort.
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was director of the Battle Creek Sanitarium, and starter at the University of Michigan. What institutions do you run, other than "janitor of an imageboard"? I also invented cereal, and have a banging hot gorduck (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitches
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>Go to pour myself a bowl of Captain Corden's BWC Crunch
>Box is empty
>There's no Ramonster Mash Remix either

We live in a monster mash remix reality
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Can someone give me a rundown of who nuzach is? I'm aware of Yakuza as he's an open book, but what is nuzach's story?
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TRUMP Guide us America

TRUMP is a Ladies Man.
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>Endchan has more activity than the entire webring
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Popular Youtuber UkinoJoe having his yearly meltdown

Looks like it's going to be a good one.
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Mannie Von Freshmarck

>Byron Otto Thomas (born March 20, 1969),[1] better known by his stage name Mannie Fresh
>Byron Otto Thomas
>Otto

What did providence mean by this?
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>tfw bought cereal but no milk
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IMAGE BANNED FROM

ALOG SPACE
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WELL GAYTA, I GUESS YA DIDN'T SEND JOSH POTTER TO PRISON AFTER ALL
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Anastasia Pornomarenko You Are My Honey.

Masha Katasonov is the Dawn Bear.
>The Facts are Facts.
>BBCAMENKOisQUEEN
>BBCAMENKOisAMERICA
<BBCAMENKO shaped the Futue of America.
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I don't like any of you.
You are unbelievably boring.
I just feel like you ought to know that.
I regret all of the time I wasted with you people, thinking I was doing something good or worthy.
I'd like you all to line up and apologise for ruining my life. You owe me that much.
Gahoole, you fat Irish fuck, since I am one of your greatest supporters and closest friends, you owe me that much. get in here and apologise for not being better.
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I've been eating these for awhile, as they are a very good snack when you're on a low calorie diet. However, I've started doing something with them recently and I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I noticed that the inside of the bags are covered with butter, so I've begun tearing pieces of the bags off and licking them after I eat all the popcorn. It tastes really good when I'm doing it but I always feel sick afterwards. This has made me question whether or not I should keep doing this.
1) Is this unhealthy? Why do I feel sick after I do this?
2) Is this unsanitary?
3) Is the butter on the inside of the bags counted in the 100 calories serving size or is that just counting the popcorn itself and the comparatively little butter on it? It would make me upset to find out I've been going over my daily calorie limit without realizing it.
4) Is this autistic? I feel like this is something you'd see some lolcow online doing.
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The fuck is going on with alog space ?

So much posts deleted for no reason on that site
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My Ubuntu is FUBAR. It's a new year, so I'm thinking of switching distros. Which distro do I need?
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Best Tendies/Nuggies

Take-away or Frozen accepted