>>149620In some weird way, I'd like to, but I can't fap and skeet to anything with a dick, but I have tried. That said, I think if it happened to me IRL, it'd be a boner kill, even if F1nn had a scarf around his neck and pretended to be deaf and dumb, so I didn't hear his voice, and we spent 3 hours making out while I was on the verge of blackout drunk, I don't think my dick would get hard once he pulled his dick out. Shitposting about troons is just for the lulz. I don't think I could do it for real.
>>149683Maybe I am Nuzach. Or I'm larping as Nuzach or Nuzach os larping at me. Maybe I'm the old Johnny Neptune from 8/news/ larping as Z3R0 because I know from /asmr/ that the real Z3R0 is dead and ole Johnny doesn't want to have another run in with the law. Who's to really say anything in this faggot ass timeline where everything is fake and gay. Picrel, who's the REAL Batman? Well, they're all Batman. Who's the real Z3R0? The fun part is, going full 5GW, that we can all be Z3R0, just like Batman. It's a great way for us to all use namefagging and anonymity. The real Z3R0 died of cancer, so if they track down the real man behind the name, it's just an empty plot of land now. They tore down his old house and he willed it off to his kid, who immediately sold it to the neighbor to get out from under it, but the neighbor doubled their land size, and value. Anyway, that's what I heard on IRC. I digress.
So, Z3R0 is dead, but like a Zoro mask, anyone can pick it up, put it on, and larp as Z3R0?! YES! The next anon posting after me can say, "Hey, it's the real Z3R0 here, and I would drink the cum out of F1nn's balls while I fuck his troon "girlfriend's" bussy. It might be kinda hot cucking him and fucking his "girlfriend," (a troon) in the ass, and he gets off on that shit and drinks the cum from her dick when I bust my nut in her ass. That sound seriously fucking weird and super gay. I'm sure it is.
So, what have we learned here? We can larp as whoever we want to be and shit all over their radar with false positives, chaff, flares, and tow decoys. To such a degree that we create a "reasonable doubt" with any jury if they ever try to prosecute any of us. If the real Z3R0 is dead and everyone else is pretending to be Z3R0 as a prank, they can't make anything stick solid. Even Johnny Neptune, who I namedrop at times, is dead. He died of a heart attack before 8chan went down. That's why you didn't see him posting anymore. I got to talk to him on IRC a few times. He was actually a pretty cool dude. I miss oldfags like him. He'd probably be cool with it if one of you lads wanted to wear his old uniform and larp as him. He was an old rock-a-billy type… with his style. He seemed like a libertarian. He was a good dude if you got the chance to know him.
Q: SO… who is the real (Z3R0) Batman?
A: They are all real Batmen.