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 No.350913[Watch Thread][Reply]

>Crack commando Zohan Dvir is Israel's first line of defence against terrorism, but despite his prowess as a soldier, he dreams of just one thing: becoming a hair stylist in New York. When a battle with his arch-nemesis, a terrorist called `The Phantom', gives Zohan the opportunity to fake his own death, he flees to the Big Apple to follow his dreams. However, `The Phantom' learns that he is still alive.

>In the distant future, mankind has forsaken global wars for battles of single combat. The world has been divided into two opposing super powers, with each side represented by trained champions. Their weapons are huge robotic machines, capable of battle on land, sea and in the air.


NEXT WEEKS THEME: Period horror
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>>350948
Adam Sandler tries to explain to the viewer that the Israeli Defense Force is really cool and we all ought to worship it.



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>>350924
Personally feel like celeb deaths have been more frequent since 2014. Boomers are dying, most are sick with something (Kilmer was too).



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III is the best Godfather movie because Al acts exactly like he does in the Dunkaccino commercial.
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>>350971
Mel was so real for that.

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>>350972
She is white

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>>350967
>talentless nepo baby
Literally a baby whose peak was just crying when being held by Al and baptized with some boiling dunkaccino.

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>>350975
>there are fags nostalgic for these times
I was fucking 15 and I hated how fucked the internet had become.



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After Macs finds his pride which was the most retarded, lame display of faggotry, self gratifying shallow trash. Its never been the same. You could see the show going backwards but , my God that episode was a pipe full of sewer water from San Franciscos vile sodomite pit of hate. From what I have seen from there podcast Rob is basically another sociopath leftard rot worshiper. I honestly hope Rob gets raped by a pack of niggers.

>Kaitlin olsons face

Don't know what in the fuck happened there but, its not even pointed out she looks a retired las vegas hooker.

>Writing

It got much worst when Rob got more involved then became reddit tier chatgpt writing.
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 No.350930>>350943

As someone else has already said, it was Mac being an unfunny faggy idiot wanting to be taken seriously as a writer and actor. And DeVito's influence.

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>>348042
>>350930
All this legacy shit exists solely due to boomers, retardsd millennials and turd worlders wjo watch this shit to "turn their brain off and relax".

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>>350943
You are a discord zoomer tranny loser. Kys.

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They wasted the arc involving the shemale.

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>>350945
I'm a shitlennial



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 No.346815[Watch Thread][Reply]>>350455>>350947

ITT: Heroes of /tv/
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>>350239
I'd go with anti-hero

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>>350239
he's a minor comedic villain, like emperor pilaf from dragon ball

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>>346815 (OP)
*kills a feminazi whore who had a baby inside with a pocket lightsaber*

 No.350947

>>346815 (OP)
DADDY ZASLAV: TIME WARNER'S CEO PURGING SHITTY CARTOONS AIMED AT COONS
The mere fact that he became a top dog at (((Warner))) really shows that Yahweh is real and his apathy is being reflected by witnessing so many hipsters getting the boot and keep them away from greenlighting more cancerous leftwing propaganda. Zion walked so Karl Marx could run.

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>>350180
He is an honorary MED.



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Just saw Scaramouche (1952). An 18th century revenge tale about a man who plays a clown in a theater troupe by day as he plots to kill a heartless aristocrat by night to avenge the death of his best friend and foster brother.

The film feels very ahead of its time both visually and in terms of writing. This is probably because it blends elements of several different genres, which seems to have confused the critics of its day. It's essentially a swashbuckler but with a lot of time dedicated to political drama and comedy. It's also very risque for its time. As incongruent as this sounds, it actually balances these aspects rather well. The biggest weakness in the story is the ending, which feels somewhat underwhelming after everything building up to it and the final plot twist is more than a little hard to swallow. That being said, I don't think it detracts from the film too much.

The characters, even the side ones, are fairly strong and memorable and the acting is quite good as well. A few of the actors even act more like French actors than American ones. The villain is especially great. The only one of the main cast who feels like a typical Hollywood actor from the 50's is Janet Leigh but she's still adequate in her role.

The visuals, like I said, are ahead of their time. Only by a about a decade or so though; it certainly doesn't look modern. The most famous thing about this movie is the 5-minute long swordfight at the end. Despite its length, that fight scene is able to maintain a high level of excitement and tension throughout which is quite a feat since you know the hero is going to win in the end. There are many other swordfights in the movie too and they're all used pretty intelligently to serve the plot. What's nice about the fight scenes is that there's very little music in them and the silence helps tremendously.

Overall, I give Scaramouche an 8/10.
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>>350746
What basically happened in the '80s is the studios re-asserted control after high-profile flops like Heaven's Gate. The independent directors and creative freedom of the '70s were replaced by corporate slop, focus groups, and movies produced by marketers.

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>>350747
Frank Henelotter and the Return of the Living Dead movies too. Henry is a brutal film.
>>350751
True but there were also more indie small studio drive in grindhouse movies in the 70s. 80s was the direct to video era and they are as sterile as the 70s were grimy. Studio reassertion of control is why so many 80s movies had corporate set movies besides all the 80s greed is good social atmosphere at the time that American Psycho harkens back to.
It's also what slowly happened in the music industry from the late 60s to the late 80s and on: Corporate control and suits needing quarterly profits rather than creative gamblers running things. Popular culture used to rely on gamblers trying new things when possible. Test marketed stuff relies on what is already known which doesn't take a risk on new things. Hence why slowly music has been recycled every ten year since the 60s when British did 50s rock with British accents. 70s did 50s-60s rock with cross dressing or safety pins in your nose. 80s did 70s with synthesizers and designer haircuts. 90s did punk with 70s hard rock "style" and 80s pussiness. Brit pop recycled 60s and 70s British rock etc.
Synthesizers and studio technology not to mention CDs extended the suits control of music much as VHS and LD/DVD/BluRay has for movies for a few decades. But cable, blank VHS and internet/computer technology for movies like tape cassettes, CD burning and internet for music have ultimately reduced the suit control to the present day making film and music overwhelming the same shit with a brand new sheen for quick returns. And the 80s was the real beginning of that concentration of elements for music and movies.
"Hitmen" about music industry illustrates this as a parallel to the movie industry. Earlier waves of immigrants to the US in music and movies aspired to assimilation and creativity and culture as well as taking risks since immigration to a foreign land is a gamble and a risk to succeed. Whereas their kids were spoiled egotistical shits to produced less and made more money doing it adding little new or of value to the industries they controlled. But regression to the mean is a problem with children of immigrants as seen today in the Muslim or Latin American immigrant problems. Legal ones at least.
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>>350770
What's strange is even indie movies from the 80s onward almost never do anything that unique or original. Even the "sophisticated" ones just seem like retreads of the New Hollywood character dramas, except with more hipsterish self-awareness.

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I didn't like this at first because it seemed like every time the tension was starting to build the movie would cut to a comedy bit that sucked it all out. But it turned out to be a pretty good thriller once it got going. Robert Shaw is great. I do wish it didn't have quite so many quirky Marvel-tier quips though.

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>>350772
I agree. The 'indie" stuff is merely a lower budget sheen on the same stuff. As vulgar as he was, Russ Meyer is more original than Jim Jarmusch who is just Antonioni in America


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 No.347295[Watch Thread][Reply]

Is the pinnacle of adult animated comedy
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I hate Roger. I hate the wife (fake blonde btw). I want to rape the brunette girl.
I like the guy with the big jaw. The show is vastly superior to Family Guy.

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>>350955
It's really just faggot nigger and tranny lovers that hate Seth McFarlane. He can't write every little thing so he outsources to the Hollywood kike cabal so he could have something of a life. I don't blame him.

 No.350958

>It's really just faggot nigger and tranny lovers that hate Seth McFarlane. He can't write every little thing so he outsources to the Hollywood kike cabal so he could have something of a life. I don't blame him.

 No.350961

Always seemed to me like some cliche simpsons ripoff with cheaper animations and more stereotype characters.
Also i think youre not allowed to mention the cia without approval in hollyjewd so hes either a agent or a tool either way.

 No.350963

I like how they made Roger gay, because all gays do that voice like they're connected to some kind of alien hivemind.



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YouTube is the new television. Everyone watches it and it's where all of the prime kinographers upload their kino. Therefore, we should be able to talk about it on a kino board.
In semi-recent news, Chuggaconroy, the Big Harv of the LP world, is back on YouTube. Some trannies tried to bully him off the platform over some made up metoo allegations, but he told them to shove and is back making his let's plays again.
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New Brandon's cult kino is out.

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>>350926
Why did you imply niggers have le bigger dicks? I actually enjoyed the video up till that point.

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>>350926
Bretty good. I forgot how much I hate that movie.

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>>350952
>xe hates Forrest Kino
As a Boomer, with each passing day I regret not personally strangling each and every one of you losers.

We create the best music, movies, TV shows, books, video games.

All you guys do is kill yourselves with a BBC dildo inside you while doing some gay essay about something created BY US.

Wash your bitch mouth. Forrest Gump is one of the best movies and books ever created.

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>>350941
Doug and so many other unfunny soyfacing losers wish they were as funny and true cinophiles as Brandon "Canadian Pride" Tenold.


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>Trannyme
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Everything is so fucking soulless these days.

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>>350916
When Shoah Jump dethroned jewish capeshit, all the cattle that turn everything into shit jumped ship and now the japs have to cater to their autism before they go extinct.

 No.350935

Anime is in the top 5 reasons why the world is being taken over by the Antichrist.

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>>350456
Christian XXX gave Spherehunter AIDS. And now sHe's in love with Synthetic Man.

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>>350931
I mean in general, and anime was fucked way before it got more popular than capeshit.


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 No.350874[Watch Thread][Reply]

Which side of the pond are you on, /tv/?
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 No.350908

>>350892
British version of Jerry Springer who was cancelled for driving one of his victicms guests to suicide.

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>>350907
He openly celebrates the death of the west, a true rootless kike.

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>>350911
He was the only tv host brave enough to platform members of the dissident right.

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>>350914
>Just to publicly humiliate him for not contaminating his genepool
And everybody clapped like deadbrain seals.



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