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>The story revolves around Hal who, taking his dying father's advice, dates only the embodiments of female physical perfection. But that all changes after Hal has an unexpected run-in with self-help guru Tony Robbins. Intrigued by Hal's shallowness, Robbins hypnotizes him into seeing the beauty that exists even in the least physically appealing women.

>In the year 2000, America is a totalitarian regime on the brink of collapse. The most popular sport in this dystopia is the Transcontinental Road Race, where teams earn points for logging the fastest time and for mowing over the most innocent pedestrians in the process. This year's competitors include Frankenstein (David Carradine), who is rumored to be more machine than man, and the tough-as-nails "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo (Sylvester Stallone). Some have a plan to stop the race.


NEXT WEEKS THEME: Racing Movie
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 No.370445

>>370425
Tokyo Drift, since that's the only one actually about racing



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 No.369938[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE TVCH AWARDS ARE BACK
STREAMING LIVE ON SUNDAY MARCH 22nd at 6 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME

We will be continuing the awards style of last year. The rules for voting are simple

1. You Must vote in Every Category
2. You are allowed to vote and nominate anything of your choice for each category
2a. The exception to rule 2 is the Weekly Film Club category, which you must pick from the films that were in Film Club this year (which will be below)
3. You must submit your vote as either a post in the thread, an email to [email protected] , or a comment on my youtube video
4. You may only submit ONE ballot

THE CATEGORIES ARE AS FOLLOWS

/tv/ awards

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 No.370547

it's been what 5 years now and Wrist still sounds like his balls have not dropped yet. Wrist sounds like the most nasal congested, pencil necked little hick faggot but he is probably a 30 something Zoomer.

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>>370529
>>370546

 No.370551

adolescence was legitimately elected as the best tv show but Gayhole and his nazi virgin cohort like that nasal needle dick twerp Wrist got so pissed off that they sabotaged the free and fair democratic tradition of 8chan with moderation kikery!

 No.370553

Mark spammer is Mark Mann himself
Nuzach is a Dutch Indian mechanical engineer
Zach works at Lockheed Martin

brilliant doxing effort, you retarded racist virgins.

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 No.370487[Reply]

Another rollover crash, happened at about 2 PM EDT today in Florida. No word yet on his condition, press conference at 5 PM. Developing…
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 No.370532

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>>370531
I'm so tired of menkoes. Even Woods got cucked.
I mean even Clavicular got slapped by a menko recently.

Mishima was right…

 No.370539

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>>370531
does not matter. Once you go black, you don't go back.
Imagine being a white dude fucking Elin Nordegren after Woods put his bbc in there. Embarassing.

 No.370554

>>370545
>Once you go black, you don't go back
She literally did go back though. It happens.

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>>370554
that is called a "MENKO."



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EPISODE 1

IS OUT

And it's censored :D
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>>370450
Aye and you would be justififed in asking both those questions, I just wanted an excuse to post that video lol

 No.370536

BLURAY WITH SUB IS OUT

UNCENSORED

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>>370536
Thanks, friend. Dual-audio too.

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>>370380
what cuckime is this?

 No.370552

>>370544
Learn to read nigger



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 No.370548[Reply]

What the fuck ?

 No.370549

>cuckime



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 No.370521[Reply]

A HAPA ALMOST KILLED

A MENKO

AT THE UFC

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>>370521
Why didn't you post it on /wooo/?

 No.370534

>>370530
/wooo/ is a dead board. And mma is netflix now.

 No.370537

>>370534
>/wooo/ is a dead board
You could revive it.
>And mma is netflix now.
Doesn't matter how it airs, it's a combat sport so it has its own board. Git gud.

 No.370540

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>>370537
Elle brooke is menko actress.
Actress is television.



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 No.370486[Reply]

Someone should do a Breaking Bad no Skyler cut
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>>370496
Is this supposed to be bait, no one cares about muh nigger dick anymore either.

 No.370499

>>370496
All she needs is a better haircut. Her dancing ability alone makes her hotter than she actually is.

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>>370497
Blacked.com was the vanguard. Interracial porn is like the normal mainstream option now.

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>>370501
It might be pushed but it really isn't and its disgusting. All porn is but its the worst.

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>>370501
Nah zoomers think it's cringe.
That site focus to much on walled crackhead menko milf like Cassie bender to be at the top level in 2026.
It was over when Greg got replaced by women. Now he just record the scene but he's not allowed to give orders…



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>As Colman Domingo preps his directorial debut with Scandalous!, Kim Novak has some more concerns about the film that charts her relationship with Sammy Davis Jr. in 1957.

>The 2x Golden Globe-winning actress of Hollywood's Golden Age declared she "would never have approved" the film with Sydney Sweeney playing her, noting that the Euphoria actress "sticks out so much above the waist."


>Novak fears the movie will focus too much on sex, despite her and Davis (portrayed by David Jonsson) having "so much in common," telling The Times, "There's no way it wouldn't be a sexual relationship because Sydney Sweeney looks sexy all the time. She was totally wrong to play me."


https://deadline.com/2026/03/kim-novak-would-never-approved-sydney-sweeney-casting-scandalous-1236768473/

Anon was right; Sydney is a vapid menko, she was never /ourgirl/.

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>>370520
>Anon was right; Sydney is a vapid menko, she was never /ourgirl/.

Lea seydoux and Adele are the OG menkoes.



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Just saw Scaramouche (1952). An 18th century revenge tale about a man who plays a clown in a theater troupe by day as he plots to kill a heartless aristocrat by night to avenge the death of his best friend and foster brother.

The film feels very ahead of its time both visually and in terms of writing. This is probably because it blends elements of several different genres, which seems to have confused the critics of its day. It's essentially a swashbuckler but with a lot of time dedicated to political drama and comedy. It's also very risque for its time. As incongruent as this sounds, it actually balances these aspects rather well. The biggest weakness in the story is the ending, which feels somewhat underwhelming after everything building up to it and the final plot twist is more than a little hard to swallow. That being said, I don't think it detracts from the film too much.

The characters, even the side ones, are fairly strong and memorable and the acting is quite good as well. A few of the actors even act more like French actors than American ones. The villain is especially great. The only one of the main cast who feels like a typical Hollywood actor from the 50's is Janet Leigh but she's still adequate in her role.

The visuals, like I said, are ahead of their time. Only by a about a decade or so though; it certainly doesn't look modern. The most famous thing about this movie is the 5-minute long swordfight at the end. Despite its length, that fight scene is able to maintain a high level of excitement and tension throughout which is quite a feat since you know the hero is going to win in the end. There are many other swordfights in the movie too and they're all used pretty intelligently to serve the plot. What's nice about the fight scenes is that there's very little music in them and the silence helps tremendously.

Overall, I give Scaramouche an 8/10.
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>Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Aside from the over-the-top "save the whales" messaging, this one is a lot of fun. Star Trek had already been done time travel several times by this point, but it was really enjoyable to see the Enterprise crew trying to blend in with locals in '80s San Francisco and I found the more humorous approach to be a welcome one. I liked the way the secondary crew members split up to focus on tasks away from the rest of the ship. It gave it kind of an ensemble feel. Sulu didn't have much screen time, but I'm not going to complain about seeing less George Takei. Speaking of him, I felt like it was both appropriate and unintentionally funny that Sulu mentions that he was born in San Francisco.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a residence of San Francisco? An astro's not likely to catch AIDS.

Anyway, The Voyage Home is my favorite movie in the series.
>Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
I don't understand the hatred this one gets. The special effects are bad and it's definitely silly, but Star Trek in general is pretty silly. I enjoyed the character-focused parts especially. The Spock-Sybok connection is more of the typical soap-opera-tier stuff that the series had already done with Kirk and David in The Wrath of Khan, but Sybok is my favorite of all the villains the movies had. The idea of a Vulcan going rogue and becoming a desert messiah is one I find interesting. I find him more compelling than Khan, who benefits from Ricardo Montalban's scenery chewing but didn't feel like the genius he was supposed to be. Sybok's motivations make his character feel less flat than a eugenically created superman who's driven by rage toward Kirk.

The Final Frontier isn't some great classic of cinema, but I don't think any of these movies are.
>Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
It's basically a political thriller in space. It really didn't do much for me, and the heavy-handed anti-"prejudice" agenda (a Klingon woman even complains about the Federations "racism" when the phrase "human rights" is used) lowers the movie in my estimation. I also didn't like the way Kirk "corrects" himself to "no one" in the politically correct TNG style when repeating the famous "where no man has gone before" line. I found Chang constantly quoting Shakespeare to be annoying too, although I guess that wasPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>370397
>The Voyage Home is my favorite movie in the series.
Most dogshit movie in the franchise until the Abramstrek abortions. In fact in many ways, their model is all the moronic, offensively anti-Star-Trek shit in IV.

 No.370400

>>370397
*resident
>>370398
>Most dogshit movie in the franchise until the Abramstrek abortions.
What I should have said was the one I found the most entertaining. This is also my first time watching the movies. So as much I had a good time with it, I might not feel that way after seeing them again. I liked the levity of The Voyage Home, but after a couple more viewings it might not hold up very well with me. Maybe the ones I didn't like as much will connect with me better eventually too.
>In fact in many ways, their model is all the moronic, offensively anti-Star-Trek shit in IV.
I think the movies started going off course from a pure Star Trek experience after The Motion Picture. It might not be packed with action, but action was only one part of what made Star Trek what it was. When Star Trek moves too far in the action direction it just feels like it's imitating Star Wars to me.

I just wrapped up the series less than a day ago, but I feel like Star Trek: The Motion Picture might end up being my favorite on a long enough timescale.

 No.370403

>>370095
>>370397
>>370398
>>370400
I only saw each of these films once about 10 years ago. 3, 4, and 5 stand out to me the most so I think on that metric they are the best. Dead Spock, whales, God. Overall, none of the films are very memorable but those three in particular are the ones that left any impression on me.

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>>370403
II and III blend into each other in my memory now after watching IV, V, and VI, but other than that I agree. I was disappointed with II because of how people speak of it like it's some classic of cinema and had a better time with III. I think The Motion Picture has been more memorable for me than III and feel like it gets dumped on too much.


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