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 No.344449[Reply]

>An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans.

>The sweeping expanses of the Sahara are the setting for a passionate love affair in this adaptation of Michael Ondaatje's novel. A badly burned man, Laszlo de Almasy (Ralph Fiennes), is tended to by a nurse, Hana (Juliette Binoche), in an Italian monastery near the end of World War II. His past is revealed through flashbacks involving a married Englishwoman (Kristin Scott Thomas) and his work mapping the African landscape. Hana learns to heal her own scars as she helps the dying man.


NEXT WEEKS THEME: French new wave or noir or something
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>>344450
Sank u



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 No.338263[Reply]

FRANCE HAS FALLEN
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>>339365
Just today I found some old family documents and pictures from the 1880s. Despite the relative primitive conditions they lived in, I'm fairly certain they enjoyed life more easily.

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>>341711
If I ever ruled the world I would make the internet the privilege of the nobility.

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>>339365
In general I also believe, as cringe as it may be, that I was born in the wrong era.
The only thing that really makes me grateful to be alive today is the possibility of enjoying and having easy access to books and music.

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>>338609
That dude is confirmed tranny.

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>>338263
GOYLIMPICS



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 No.344112[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

is the greatest medium of entertainment of all time

OF ALL TIME
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>>344465
>Also some planets were around the size of a larger nation anyways.
yeah the impression I got was that very few planets were globally colonized, so a single normal planet ends up not much different from a landmass like australia, where almost all the people are condensed in the same few spots

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>>344285
>Lupin III
Green jacket or red jacket or pink jacket?

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>>344543
I always remember Lupin wearing blue.

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>>344543
Red Jacket > Green > Pink
I appreciate what they were trying to with pink jacket though, if Mamoru Oshii had gotten to direct Pink Jacket's movie like he wanted it could've been really good

 No.344554

best quality download source I could find for astroboy 1980, it's a beautiful show
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 No.344408[Reply]

HUMILIATION RITUAL

Fuck Hollywood.

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 No.342656[Reply]

Post your favorite Simpsons jokes.
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>>344540
>playing unconvincing word games so you can pretend you don't worship an ancient Hebe

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>>344537
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to Hell and I'll get to party with sexy demon bitches.

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>>344542
kek, would love to get some pretty demon onee-sans.

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>>344542
But in reality you'll turn into an unconscious piece of wheat for the rest of eternity, no fuckton of thirsty virgins, no characters that never got canon in the bible to begin with, no nothing.



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 No.331158[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Just saw Scaramouche (1952). An 18th century revenge tale about a man who plays a clown in a theater troupe by day as he plots to kill a heartless aristocrat by night to avenge the death of his best friend and foster brother.

The film feels very ahead of its time both visually and in terms of writing. This is probably because it blends elements of several different genres, which seems to have confused the critics of its day. It's essentially a swashbuckler but with a lot of time dedicated to political drama and comedy. It's also very risque for its time. As incongruent as this sounds, it actually balances these aspects rather well. The biggest weakness in the story is the ending, which feels somewhat underwhelming after everything building up to it and the final plot twist is more than a little hard to swallow. That being said, I don't think it detracts from the film too much.

The characters, even the side ones, are fairly strong and memorable and the acting is quite good as well. A few of the actors even act more like French actors than American ones. The villain is especially great. The only one of the main cast who feels like a typical Hollywood actor from the 50's is Janet Leigh but she's still adequate in her role.

The visuals, like I said, are ahead of their time. Only by a about a decade or so though; it certainly doesn't look modern. The most famous thing about this movie is the 5-minute long swordfight at the end. Despite its length, that fight scene is able to maintain a high level of excitement and tension throughout which is quite a feat since you know the hero is going to win in the end. There are many other swordfights in the movie too and they're all used pretty intelligently to serve the plot. What's nice about the fight scenes is that there's very little music in them and the silence helps tremendously.

Overall, I give Scaramouche an 8/10.
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>Inferno
Forgot about this one. I thought it was interesting but I'm not sure I thought it measured up to Suspiria. The rat scene definitely got a laugh out of me.
>Manhattan Baby
The first Fulci movie I've seen that I haven't liked. There were some interesting elements, but it feels pretty carelessly thrown together. I even thought The House by the Cemetery was pretty decent, but I didn't find much to like with this one. Even the music is just reused bits from other Fulci-Frizzi collaborations.
>Zone Troopers
A good-natured tribute to both WWII movies and old-school sci-fi flicks. It involves a squad of American soldiers getting involved with interstellar visitors while btfoing nazidups. It doesn't take itself seriously, but it also avoids the pitfall of intentionally trying (and therefore failing) to make a so-bad-it's-good movie. This trailer is pretty cool, but it's also tonally misleading. There's really little horror to be found. And if you're expecting blood and guts, you're not going to find any. It's on par with an old WWII movies like To Hell and Back.

The two guys who wrote this movie later ended up working on The Rocketeer, which was an appropriate fit for them considering their work on Zone Troopers.
>>344092
>but because the environments aren't quite as interesting. Having most of the film taking place in a North American-looking forest makes it feel less exotic, less fantastical. There are still some beautiful shots here and there
I always found the scenery to be more interesting. As a kid, I was always under the impression that they packed a lot into the movie. I don't think they did at all, but I found what they did have to be more exciting than The Empire Strikes Back. I guess that might be because I've never been that into the early Hoth scenes before the battle or found the Cloud City stuff all that interesting to look at. The Return of the Jedi had the Tatooine scenes with Jabba the Hutt, the Ewoks and the big land battle on Endor, the destruction of the second Death Star, and still had some Yoda (I liked Yoda more when I was a kid). Return of the Jedi was my favorite of the three back then.
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>Trancers
I really liked this one for what it is. It might be pulling from movies like Blade Runner and The Terminator, but it took things in its own direction. Like its fellow Empire Pictures release Zone Troopers (with whom it shares a decent chunk of its cast and crew), it has a sense of humor without coming across like it's insecure about its own existence. That seems to be something lost with movies that attempt something similar to this nowadays. It made me think of the contrast with that Space Cop movie Red Letter Media did, which from what I remember had a similar premise and even a similar title (Trancers also went by the name "Future Cop"). Since I haven't seen that I could be wrong, but it apparently was a complete failure that hid behind smugness and irony instead of sincerely trying to get the best results out of a low budget and limited resources.

I have some objections to the way time travel works, but that seems to be par for the course when it comes to these types of movies. The Trancers version of time travel uses Back to the Future logic (although it was released the year before Back to the Future), where the past being changed has the potential to kill off characters in the future. I feel like they kind of applied their logic inconsistently with the end of the movie though. Or at least ignored the butterfly effect like most time travel stories do.

It's a movie I should have watched sooner.
>Trancers 2
While it was nice to see so much of the cast from the first movie returning (as well as appearances from actors like Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton) and had some interesting ideas, it's not exactly a worthy successor. It was a direct-to-video movie, and it feels like one. While the characters do feel fleshed out a bit more, the movie's pretty light on both plot and on good action scenes. The shootout at the end was really bad.

The whole Trancer farm concept feels pretty inconsistent with the first movie too.

Even though it's not very good, I might still end up watching some of the sequels. I've come to like Tim Thomerson's presence. I saw Cherry 2000 years ago, but I wasn't familiar with him until I viewing Zone Troopers recently.
>The Dungeonmaster
It's definitely cheesy and retarded, but I can't say I wasn't reasonably entertained. It's supposedly an anthology film, but it'sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>Damnation Alley
I should have mentioned this one earlier. It's way too skimpy on the plot. It's basically a bunch of things happening during a post-apocalyptic road trip to Albany, New York (California). I'm really forgiving when it comes to this type of special effects, but the ones in Damnation Alley tend to be pretty awful. I did think the red sky effects were pretty memorable. As cool as the Landmaster idea was, I didn't like the way it articulated in the middle on an aesthetic level. I guess that helped make it more functional though.

I didn't hate it or anything, but I think most people would just find it boring. If you're like me and would be interested in the prospect of seeing George Peppard sporting a moustache, speaking with a bad Southern drawl, and driving an armored vehicle around, you might not mind it.

Apparently Damnation Alley premiered in Japan before it did in the U.S., which is kind of interesting.
>Dollman
I thought the movies had a lot of promise before the setting shifts to Earth. It had a neat, Robocop-like feeling to it. Unfortunately, I started losing interest after that. I really disliked the "urban" turn the movie took in terms of feel, both in terms of setting and soundtrack choices. It has a real "How do you do, fellow Bronx Chicano youths?" flavor to it.

Other than that, the movie's pretty generic. It's unfortunate, because the concept of the movie is an interesting one. It's like someone took the plot of a Twilight Zone episode and turned it into an action movie.
>Adventures in Babysitting
This one was something I only had on my radar from the Thor clip someone posted on here a long time ago. I didn't really know much else going in. It ended up reminding me of a John Hughes movie. It's set in the Chicago area, and the idea of the young main characters going on an unauthorized trip into the city is similar to Ferris Bueller's Day off. Fittingly, Chris Columbus would later work with John Hughes on Home Alone. Some of the scenes with Sarah toward the end of Adventures in Babysitting felt sort of like a proto-Home Alone to me at times.

Elisabeth Shue also looked better to me in this than she did in the Back to the Future sequels. I always thought she was kind of ugly in those, but maybe that's got something to do with me hating the way they suddenly had another actress playing Jennifer instead ofPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>344548
just the car looks cool as hell.

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>>344549
It seems like it was built well. There were two of them in the movie, but they actually only made one.


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 No.344420[Reply]

There's no heart and soul in the hollywood churned slop.
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I found the motherload

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>>344482
He has Mexcrement ancestry.

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>>344489
There are White Mexicans, mostly the aristocracy.

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>>344496
Shalom, batos

 No.344547

Anything by Uwe Boll



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 No.340216[Reply]

Post the sauce for this swarthy Arab looking wench so we can beat our incel meat, coons not invited.
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>>344512
You are such a faggot. Imagine saving this on your computer. Get AIDS butt blaster.

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>>344516
Such is life as a nuzach

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>>344526

You are a special kind of mentally ill when you constantly post nigger tranny porn and think it's funny all to own some random boogeyman poster who came and left half a decade ago. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF and end your families pain and shame already.

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>>344510
Children born out of wedlock are responsible for ALL societal problems. They and thier bastard offspring are condemned to burn in hell for eternity. Therefore, horny females who promote this should be admonished.



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 No.344017[Reply]

WAIFUS ELECTION
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>ywn groom an aryan loli into drugs so she could get raped whenever she passes out
No wonder why antisemitism is being frowned upon in this place and cuckchan.
WE FAILED PEDOWOOD AND IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT UP FOR THEM

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>>344399

I made my choice many moons ago and i stand by it!

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Yall will not even remember or recognize her

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>>344398
Good looking Aryan.

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 No.341589[Reply]

YouTube is the new television. Everyone watches it and it's where all of the prime kinographers upload their kino. Therefore, we should be able to talk about it on a kino board.
In semi-recent news, Chuggaconroy, the Big Harv of the LP world, is back on YouTube. Some trannies tried to bully him off the platform over some made up metoo allegations, but he told them to shove and is back making his let's plays again.
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>>344478
>closed body
>that close to the corner
>head turned looking away that much
I remember the video, the nigger tried to get a high five or something out of her and she seemed really uncomfortable trying her best to ignore him.
And the nigger likely didn't even realize it, completely engrossed in his own world for dancing like an idiot while everyone else too were uncomfortable.

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>>344478
>Golden goblin
Is it really hard to call out the nigger stereotype? Of course, once redditors caught wind of the killjoy going ape they always come out with the most retarded insults just not upset their own sensitive kind.

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>>344485
They're really good at fantasizing a story in their head and following through with the delusion. The last 8 years where they felt the world was on their side really elevated their chimpery.

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>>344485
he was called "a golden goblin" because the streamers who hunted him got a huge uptick in viewers, thus increasing their revenue. the nigger created a metaphysical larp by accident due to it's nature. these times we live in mang…

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