Eddy is the Jew. Small and cowardly, yet cunning and always conniving.
DD is the left wing intellectual class. Intelligent, yet devoid of wisdom. Always assisting the Jew in his schemes. He will tell himself he does it for some vague higher purpose, but really he only does it for personal gain.
Ed is the unintelligent working class. A mindless drone assisting the Jew for reasons even he doesn't fully understand. He has no delusions of a higher purpose because his small mind can conceive of no higher purpose than personal gain.
Sarah is the female counterpart to the unintelligent working class. No smarter than the male part, yet significantly more emotional and only capable of causing harm to the male half. Because of this, she has been ostracized from everyone except homophilic men.
Jimmy is the LGBTQIA+. A defective class whose only purpose in life is to be both tormented and used by the Jew until the end of his short life. Despised by all, but tolerated solely because of his close ties to the female working class.
Johnny is the bourgeoisie class. Naive and easily given over to flights of fancy, he has become so attached to his material possessions that he values them as much as human beings.
Rolf is the immigrant class. While he is often at odds with the host culture, he is also generally incapable of even so much comprehending pilpul which makes him an enemy to the Jew more often than a friend.
The Canker sisters are the roastie menace. An evil so great, even Jews and Gentiles realize they must ban together against them.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.