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 No.333582[Reply]

>A bizarre anthology of non-sensical, Amiga animated "children's stories" (found on VHS and uploaded to the net in the late 00s) narrated by a soft-spoken woman (possibly Nanny Lynn?) the identity of whom is still unknown.

NEXT WEEKS FILM: Golden Age Film with a Bad Bitch
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 No.334068

>>334024
Gahoole is an early zoomer.



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 No.333923[Reply]

Guess who's back
ens ens
Back again

>A New York court has overturned Harvey Weinstein's 2020 conviction for rape, ordering a new trial in the landmark "MeToo" case.


>The state's highest court found the judge at the trial prejudiced the ex-movie mogul with "egregious" improper rulings, including a decision to let women testify about allegations that weren't part of the case.


>In a 4-3 decision, the ruling by the Court of Appeals will mean a painful chapter in reckoning with sexual misconduct by powerful figures looks likely to be reopened.


>It was an era that began in 2017 with a flood of allegations against Weinstein.


>Weinstein's accusers could again be forced to relive their traumas on the witness stand.


>The 72-year-old former film producer has been serving a 23-year sentence in a New York prison on rape and sexual assault charges.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.(HE'S OUT)
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 No.334064

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>>334063
Either way, you win.



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 No.334076[Reply]

Emergency Kino Alert
Film announcement: Tom Cruise and Scarlett Johannson to star in remake of The Gauntlet that starred Clint Eastwood.
Harv is released, and sanity is already restored to Hollywood. Wtf?
https://filmstories.co.uk/news/tom-cruise-and-scarlett-johansson-rumoured-to-be-teaming-for-the-gauntlet/
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 No.334083

>>334076
She is such a shit actress, cruise puts it all in while see is reading lines like she is in a high school play.

 No.334085

>>334083
She's eyecandy though, and now she's graduated to Cruisecandy. That's actually above milf status, so she somehow jumped over that one.

 No.334086

>>334083
>cruise puts it all in
He's a trash actor too, he plays himself in every single role.

 No.334088

>>334085
>She was eyecandy once upon a time
FTFY

 No.334089

>>334086
I'm reporting you to the Church of Scientology for being a suppressive. Cruise fights evil aliens under the cover of night.



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 No.327904[Reply]

Classic Sci Fi and Horror Movies from the 50's and 60's
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 No.331533

>>331529
02 was race swapped. Bad guy was white man controlling browns against the browns.

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 No.334072

>>331470
I. FUCKING. LOVE. ZEPPLIN PORN.

Sky Captain and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen are my fav. Solid "Adventure" genre

 No.334073

>>334072
Next gahoole stream watchalong would be nice
it's a kino

 No.334087

>>331529
I had grown completely cynical of remakes by then and couldn't bring myself to care. Do love Jeremy Irons though.



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 No.334084[Reply]

Anybody that has done any physical activity can tell you how awkward and slow women move when doing any athleticism compared to average men. Let alone having a drama geek girl throwing herself around.

The amount of delusional women that are in to sports and try to be rugged like a man always come across as arrogant larpers and stupid while all men nearby are recoiling on the inside.


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 No.334023[Reply]

Were the creators of this cartoon ever outed as pedophiles? Because I was getting major pedo vibes from it before I even knew what a pedo was.
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 No.334040

Not to my knowledge. What was pedo about it? The dynamic between Timmy and the babysitter?

 No.334066

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>The dynamic between Timmy and the babysitter?

 No.334075

>>334066
Let's see it anon

 No.334077

>>334037
How would you not know what it is? It was on all the time back in the 2000s.

 No.334079

>>334077
Small boy detected



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 No.333478[Reply]

Kinda sick and tired of being sick and tired of roasties trying to present value apart of their youth.
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 No.334031

>>334030
New unfunny spam just dropped

 No.334033

>>334031
>Broke Dick Seethe Mountain

 No.334070

>>333973
nice post

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>>333866
>listen kid take these classes then come back and talk like you know what you're saying

newsflash buddy. brass tacks, she'll never look as good again.

 No.334074

>>334071
MTV Kiss Award winner 1999



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 No.333969[Reply]

Was Michael Clayton (2007) a good movie?
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 No.334058

>>334054
Be careful, this picture makes the moderators feelings hurt :(

 No.334059

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 No.334067

>>334010
>>334035
>>334036
Guys, it's really cute that you guys think I value your opinion about the film, but the post is for the webm. Are you all phonefags or something? I made it for you all like 6 months ago and got like 0 retweets and maybe 2 views.

 No.334069

>>334036
The movie isn't really about lawyers more about their henchmen who operate outside the law. And in it one of the lawyers goes crazy because he wasted his life working for the scum of the planet.

As a legal thriller it isn't any good because you know the main character will never be in any real danger and will come out on top at the end.

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 No.331158[Reply]

Just saw Scaramouche (1952). An 18th century revenge tale about a man who plays a clown in a theater troupe by day as he plots to kill a heartless aristocrat by night to avenge the death of his best friend and foster brother.

The film feels very ahead of its time both visually and in terms of writing. This is probably because it blends elements of several different genres, which seems to have confused the critics of its day. It's essentially a swashbuckler but with a lot of time dedicated to political drama and comedy. It's also very risque for its time. As incongruent as this sounds, it actually balances these aspects rather well. The biggest weakness in the story is the ending, which feels somewhat underwhelming after everything building up to it and the final plot twist is more than a little hard to swallow. That being said, I don't think it detracts from the film too much.

The characters, even the side ones, are fairly strong and memorable and the acting is quite good as well. A few of the actors even act more like French actors than American ones. The villain is especially great. The only one of the main cast who feels like a typical Hollywood actor from the 50's is Janet Leigh but she's still adequate in her role.

The visuals, like I said, are ahead of their time. Only by a about a decade or so though; it certainly doesn't look modern. The most famous thing about this movie is the 5-minute long swordfight at the end. Despite its length, that fight scene is able to maintain a high level of excitement and tension throughout which is quite a feat since you know the hero is going to win in the end. There are many other swordfights in the movie too and they're all used pretty intelligently to serve the plot. What's nice about the fight scenes is that there's very little music in them and the silence helps tremendously.

Overall, I give Scaramouche an 8/10.
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 No.333962

>>333950
>My nitpick with it would be that all the racially homogenous groups are the villains, whereas the heroes are the diverse group.
Some of the villains are mixed as well, like the guys dressed like rednecks or the lesbians.
>Also the comic book frame transitions in the director's cut version are unnecessary.
I heard about these. Thankfully, I watched the original cut. It sounds like a dumb idea.

 No.333966

>>333950
>Also the comic book frame transitions in the director's cut version are unnecessary.
They look completely retarded and clash with the rest of the movie.
>>333950
>Jean Simmons is hot asf
What do you think of Paul Stanley? :^)

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The Big Heat is kino. Better than The Big Sleep and about as good as The Big Combo. Next on my list is The Big Knife, which I've heard mixed things about.

 No.334055

>>334053
Heat real big
Sleep real big
Combo real big
Let me tell you how it is

 No.334065

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>>334055
>order a BIG COMBO
>cooked with BIG HEAT
>have a BIG SLEEP afterwards
>mfw I'm lovin' it



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 No.328536[Reply]

Have you ever been interested in watching a movie/series but were hesitant because fans of that movie/series are so insufferable and so sick in the head that you're afraid if you watch it you'll become insufferable and sick in the head too?
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 No.333953

>>333920
>just download a virus

 No.333954

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>>333953
AI is healing the world, bruh

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>>333889
>>333953
cool down with the seething

 No.334021

>>334018
Oh great, this unfunny crap again

 No.334061

>>333890
>huurrr hurrr hurrrr rrrrreeeeee stooppppittt
No lol
>>333920
Too much effort just to shit on turds.
>>334018
Cuckchan to reddit



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