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Michael Jackson… was the first true lookmaxxer in human history. Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)06:43:44 No.370771 [Reply]

Listen up, bro. Pay attention.
Michael Jackson… was the first true lookmaxxer in human history. The absolute OG. The pioneer.
Dude was born with mid genetics, classic black king phenotype, but he looked in the mirror one day and said: 'Nah. Not enough.'
He went full extreme transformation arc. Surgeries, skin bleaching, jaw work, nose jobs back to back… the man literally rewrote his entire avatar.
And why did he turn white?

Because our guy had insane yellow fever

It wasn't vitiligo like they keep telling you to calm you down. Stop. Michael saw the light: the delicate features, the pale skin, that pure East Asian exotic vibe. He wanted it for himself. He didn't just chase it… he became it. Bro changed his whole race to get closer to what actually turned him on.

Look at Smooth Criminal.
In the video, the main girl, the one dancing with him in the club… she's Asian. Cindera Che. Not a blonde bombshell, not a Latina, not a thick black queen. Straight-up Asian. He put her front and center. That wasn't random casting, that was a statement. His ultimate fantasy: the smooth criminal walks into the bar and locks eyes with the Asian femme fatale.
And here's the real kicker.

Tokyo Dome. Live version of The Way You Make Me Feel.
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Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)07:32:51 No.370775

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Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)12:12:33 No.370776

>he was into Oriental women built like little boys
It checks out.

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)23:07:18 No.370803

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>>370776
I think you've figured it out.

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what did Peter Sellers mean by this Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)01:15:21 No.370741 [Reply]

>Peter Sellers (born Richard Henry Sellers; 8 September 1925 - 24 July 1980) was an English actor and comedian. He first came to prominence with his performances on the BBC Radio comedy series The Goon Show.
>On the night of 5 April 1964, prior to having sex with Ekland, Sellers inhaled amyl nitrite (poppers) as a sexual stimulant in his search for "the ultimate orgasm" and suffered a series of eight heart attacks over the course of three hours as a result.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sellers
What was his problem???

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Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)16:05:57 No.370755

>>370748
Whoops, guess I was wrong. Why are all the famous comedians jewish?

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)17:59:25 No.370758

>>370741
If "orgasm" is like a "small death", then perhaps a "ultimate orgasm" is like a "ultimate small death". Surviving eight heart attacks makes sense this way.

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)18:03:25 No.370759

>>370755
Because of their religion about not taking seriously life itself, however that only applies to the funny jews while the current ones are miserably unfunny and must project their retarded fantasies that everyone including their grannies got fed up with.

Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)15:20:39 No.370780

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>>370741
Tonight, for loisanse holders, a documentary about Harry Seacombe, an interview with Spike Milligan and Harry Seacombe on BBC Four, and Being There on BBC Two

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:10:21 No.370794

>>370741
>implying you wouldn't do the same

It's like you don't want to have the ultimate orgasm or something, pussy

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Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)17:59:16 No.370688 [Reply]

BEST ANIME OF 2026

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Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)06:08:57 No.370720

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>>370691
Tranny.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)22:18:36 No.370739

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>>370720
Projection little yakuza-mutt

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)06:36:06 No.370751

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>>370739
Oh it's you Emoji.

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)08:27:17 No.370787

>>370751
Is that the gigavaxxed Indian?

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:07:51 No.370793

>>370787
lag day skipper

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Best WMAF Movies Anonymous 01/04/26(Sun)12:47:25 No.368034 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Preferably Kino

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Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)01:53:01 No.370704

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built for BWC

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)06:44:19 No.370721

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>>370704
I agree.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)16:32:50 No.370730

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>>369284
Hapa women exist to serve White men.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)21:36:54 No.370738

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>>368157
A shame he has chosen a kikess instead of an Asian w….

Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)15:04:33 No.370779

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>>368034
Female hapas can be epically pretty cute, if their White genes dominate. Also I have no luck finding a Japanese woman who want to carry her own cute little bleached baby.

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New Super Mario Bros. Galaxy Movie PANNED Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)03:43:31 No.370668 [Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO

I think we got too cocky, Nintenbros.

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Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)02:34:08 No.370745

>>370744
>China's Ne Zha has been raking in absolute gangbuster insanity profits against it's joke competition in the West.
How much of it does the CCP tax though?

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)16:11:23 No.370756

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>>370744
>nigger vampire movie
>>370735
>>370737
I think it's Sinners, which released last year. The lead actor won the oscar for best actor recently >>370045

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)18:13:47 No.370760

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>>370744
About the psychodyke movie, this is the one what I'm talking about
>Strong negress btfo whitey
<Produced by fucking Warner Bros?
They rightfully deserve to go bankrupt, I don't think Paramount is going to make things worse save for shoving fetishes into children's cartoons.

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)20:35:20 No.370764

>>370756
>movie about whites bad but irish kind of okay since their not really white
>killing whitey
>duh white women who openly cheats on her husband with the nigger
>racism bad except for whites kill whitey
Niggers really out-did themselves with their anti-white trash.

So much of the animation today sucks ass but I just wanted to bitch about nigger-kikie shit. Kinda sad that the mario movie is shit and yet its likely better than a lot of other films coming out. I hope that kike Seth Rogan isn't in it.

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)21:26:39 No.370765

>>370764
>Niggers really out-did themselves with their anti-white trash.
It's a jewish production with a negro label for marketing purposes. It's like the NBA, you've got black players but the jews own the teams.

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TVCH AWARDS 2025 Gahoole 03/12/26(Thu)19:06:40 No.369938 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE TVCH AWARDS ARE BACK
STREAMING LIVE ON SUNDAY MARCH 22nd at 6 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME

We will be continuing the awards style of last year. The rules for voting are simple

1. You Must vote in Every Category
2. You are allowed to vote and nominate anything of your choice for each category
2a. The exception to rule 2 is the Weekly Film Club category, which you must pick from the films that were in Film Club this year (which will be below)
3. You must submit your vote as either a post in the thread, an email to [email protected] , or a comment on my youtube video
4. You may only submit ONE ballot

THE CATEGORIES ARE AS FOLLOWS

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Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)01:09:49 No.370574

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>>370529
>You know she's got invaded by big black!
Big Black? Hell yeah.
>>370561
>then the site died.
Yet you're still here posting.

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)01:12:46 No.370575

>>370563
yeah go make some more AI slop to make your butthurt feel better, bitch. 6 years and you still haven't done shit.

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)06:53:51 No.370582

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>>370575
You posted your degree because you were so angry, you can never get over the fact that you are just considered an annoyance. Aren't you some half-dutch, half-jeet engineer, go back to school, maybe do something good besides being angry and posting nigger dicks, or maybe jump off a cliff since your a pedonigger, whatever makes sense.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)16:21:23 No.370729

>>370582
one of the anons you call nuzach did that, yes. Jokes on you.

skidmark 04/04/26(Sat)19:04:31 No.370762

>>370222
>>370081
>>370009
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>>370207
>gooner mod

>>370306
>>370343
>>370345
>>370347
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>>370359
>>370559
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About time Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)20:04:30 No.370693 [Reply]

Mis negros. What took so long? How did Chile do it first?

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Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)02:01:39 No.370705

>>370698
Then at least they have something going for them.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)03:17:17 No.370712

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>>370693
Amazon is just another dime-a-dozen shitty production company that is no different than Televisa and Azteca. However their Paco Stanley bio-series was hilariously bad that it felt like deleted scenes from The Soys.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)18:00:00 No.370731

First episode was good. It had the cheesy charm of the American version with the Mexican cultural references like making fun of chilangos.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)18:07:33 No.370732

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Cold opens are starting off strong

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The boss definitely hits the Steve Carell vibe

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Tiger Woods was in a car accident Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)20:05:35 No.370487 [Reply]

Another rollover crash, happened at about 2 PM EDT today in Florida. No word yet on his condition, press conference at 5 PM. Developing…

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Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)22:37:11 No.370602

>>370596
>Remember that AI can lie to you
In this case, it's not though. I just posted that as an example and it's more trustworthy than jews spreading blackpill memes on these that everybody whose wife fucked niggers when they were young and stupid will have nigger babies.
>women shouldn't be fucking 50 men anyways, let alone men out of their race.
Of course, but if they did, it doesn't mean their babies will be nigger mutants. It's not that bad.

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NIGGER BABIES
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
STICK IT UP THE BUTT

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)01:38:07 No.370611

>>370602
>its not that bad
Yeah, burning coal is bad anon.
>>370606
Dead nigger storage.

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)03:41:42 No.370716

>>370587
What if they have sex with a condom? Sperm wouldn't be released in the woman so would that be ok?

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)06:05:52 No.370719

>>370716
Cuck your life into pieces.

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Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)18:14:13 No.370548 [Reply]

What the fuck ?

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Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)18:22:31 No.370634

>>370632
White men simps for bbcmenko.

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)21:25:39 No.370640

>>370625
<yall hype up white boys for bein with black girls

No one does this.
<but as soon i want some chocolate its a "fetish"

Because it almost always is…

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)22:29:56 No.370642

Total mudshark death

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>>370642

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>>370548
REACH A 67% PERCENT OF MUTTS, JAPAN

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Dragonball Evolution 2009 Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)17:28:13 No.370430 [Reply]

was this film as bad as they say it is?

I've never seen it…

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Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)22:33:06 No.370464

It was so bad that it brought Toriyama back to Dragonball, leading to him making Dragon Ball Super, so yeah, it was that terrible.

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)00:14:57 No.370467

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>>370464
Apparently the Piccolo actor was a fan who had to fight hard for Piccolo to even be green.
He also had to do his own stunts and felt so bad about the show being shit that he voice acted in Super's English dub for free as an apology.
The actor who played Goku apologized for the film being bad when Toriyama died as well.
Funnily enough, Man of Steel is secretly the superior live-action film inspired by Dragon Ball, with the staff saying the anime and manga were referenced when storyboarding the fight scenes.

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)04:54:19 No.370473

>>370467
> Man of Steel is secretly the superior live-action film inspired by Dragon Ball, with the staff saying the anime and manga were referenced when storyboarding the fight scenes.
Man… it really showed. I don't think live action speed blitz battles had been done before it

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>>370467
DLSS 5: ON

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>>370467
>played Goku apologized for the film being bad when Toriyama died as well.
Fucking christ, I guess when your audience consist of room temperature IQ brownoids you have to remind them that you're sorry over a shitty movie that is somehow worse than all of the atrocities committed by their cartel puppeteering government.

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