/tv/ - Movies and Television

>>331910
Your thinking is all wrong. You don't throw out the baby with the bathwater, and destroy all the good people of a nation just because evil has seized power.

>>331912
>good people of a nation
I'm talking about Britain

>>331910
>honestly all of india needs to be bombed to dust Hitler style, but this slow and humiliating death from indians being walking shit is pretty good too. Can't wait for the indians to boil alive from chinese nukes.

Kill yourself shitskin.

>>331916
Total Indian Death would be good too

>all of India vanishes into the ocean
>whole planet's atmosphere smells better
>the entire Indian and parts of the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans are now too poisonous for any marine life whatsoever
I'd still take that option.

>>331773
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.

>>331774
The Muslim will submit to sin IF the end goal is hurt the jew. The Christian witnesses and despaires, yet prepares to settle the true holy land.

>>331774
So they're true believers in the thug hunting cause?

>>331801
>The Muslim will submit to sin IF the end goal is hurt the jew
Only recent white converts and naive retards who don't actually know any muslims believe this. They're just as much of kike tools as Christians are.

>>331739
Blade Runner

>>331740
I know he's in that, but I only vaguely recall him. It's been a long time since I've seen Blade Runner though.

>>331739
I think he's appeared in internet memes.

F's. We're running out of talented crusty whitey's. Best method of exposition delivery tbqh famalam

A.I. Is the Best Film of the 21st Century

By Armond White

Spielberg's prescient epic of faith remains miraculous.

It's the 20th anniversary of the best film of the 21st century, Steven Spielberg's A.I. Artificial Intelligence, which opened June 29, 2001. The title suggests the opposite of mindfulness. It points to soul, the spirit - an unexpected theme for a movie that gestated from Spielberg's collaboration with Stanley Kubrick, popularly considered the most cerebral of all filmmakers. Each man exchanges his sentiments and alarms. It's the toymaker's and the intellectual's private joke made public.

No other millennial movie went so deep as A.I. into universal experience - the secret needs of childhood that are forgotten in adulthood. Although based on the short story "Supertoys Last All Summer Long," by Brian Aldiss, it most significantly re-creates the 1883 Carlo Collodi classic Pinocchio. Walt Disney's 1940 animated version is a touchstone for Spielberg and his special regard for childhood innocence. He updates the story of a puppet who longs to be a real boy into a modern tale about sensitivity-equipped robot David (perfectly acted by The Sixth Sense's Haley Joel Osment), who desires to achieve human fulfillment. It combines dark sci-fi futuristic fantasy with the emotional amplitude of classic fairy tales. Spielberg-Kubrick's conceit confronts pop nihilism and resolves it, which is why stupid reviewers castigated a film that demands reconsideration today.

Ian Simmons and I, on his Kicking the Seat podcast, recently discussed A.I.'s prophetic aspects - specifically the story's class divide, according to which rich citizens of the post-diluvian world enjoy the profligate luxuries of technological human simulation (robot David is used as substitute for the ailing child of a wealthy couple, Monica and Henry), while the unrefined working class objects to the upper class's inhumane domination. (Simmons made a Silicon Valley association that helps reveal A.I.'s sociological prescience.)

Spielberg's Flesh Fair sequence shows the rowdy class waving American flags and cheering crude heavy-metal music during a Luddite demolition derby against the fiber-optic, cybertronic metallic toys - artifacts of leisure-class decadence. The carnival uncannily resembles the "Save America" rallies that today's corporate media either mock or ignore.

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>>331850
Doug says it's bad and Doug's word trumps even Armond's.

>>331850
Armond right yet again, this movie is a masterpiece

>>331781
>Scott is like 87 years old.
And somehow he continues to churn out movies like there's no tomorrow. He's also been producing a dozen other TV shows and directed two episodes of Raised by Wolves.

>>331795
It's easy to be productive when you're old when you're no longer distracted by women and don't have a physical labor job.

>>331795
>Gladiator 2
Stronk wahm "gladiator", I bet

>>331792
This is soulful garbage.

>>331795
His last good movie was in the 80's, so what's your point?

>>331715
>when in reality you're hideous pedophiles with gunts and neckbeards.
That's not fair. I don't have a gunt, and I'm clean-shaven.

>>331710
>>331712
unfortunately it's a literal tranime
>In reality, Sweet-P used to live as an overweight man who was famous for blogging about ramen.
>She said she felt so free when she ate, but eventually she saw a group of dreamy-cute girls. It hit her like a flash. She wanted to be like them. She realized then that she was transgender, but was rejected by the world.
this is why persona 4 will always be the superior jrpg/anime

>>331718
The point of the Ostinato Musicians is that they're all highly disturbed characters desperate for escapism. They're not meant to be glorified.
Granted, the game's remake gives Sweet-P a lot more sympathy due to the additional route that lets you join the villains and make friends with them. But in the original game and anime, he's mostly a laughing stock.

They're already planning for season 3 because of course they are.

>>327307
Except this comparison doesn't work. Water is plainly visible from space, and microscopic contaminants are not. Even if you have no concept of water, you can see it and investigate what it is. But if you have no concept of microscopic contaminants, and you can't see them, then you cannot investigate them or take precautions against them. When you're talking about an alien world, taking anything for granted is retarded. It's not going to be obvious that there will be contaminants when you've never even heard of that.

Also, the Martians aren't some vast, spacefaring empire with experience of many planets with many conditions. They're just desperate blobs who sealed themselves into canisters and shot themselves out of a big cannon to the next planet over. The aliens from Signs have actual spaceships, they've presumably done actual space exploration and have had the chance to encounter water or ice before. There's simply far less excuse.

>>330080
this post be hella reddit

>>330246
lol

>>331598
What I want to know is how are we supposed to believe that Reddit speak existed in Feudal Japan.

That's the point. It didn't and you're going to watch my frumpy millennial hipster liberal ass interject niggerism into a faux white society.

>>331601
It's Game of Thrones' fault. Every fantasy show wants to be the next Game of Thrones now, and that means cramming adolescent profanity into as many lines as possible.

>>331592
Did Saturday Night Live ruin a whole generation of movies?

>>331610
Didn't Deadwood do that first? I've never seen it, but I've heard it was filled with anachronistic profanity.

>>331592
Millenials are so cringe.

>>331738
No wonder redditors praised that series. It always seemed like a show for fart smellers.

>>331616
Ya bugs is basically average buzzkill normie wagie and daffy is basically always fucking around steals the show.

>>331640
Bugs Bunny is supposed to represent a tranny/eunuch though. That's sort of the whole (albeit hidden) point of the character.

>>331720
Every Looney Tunes character is meant to represent some kind of mental condition. Bugs is a homosexual, Daffy is a schizophrenic, etc.

>>331620
The face of /aco/

>>331640
Daffy is the hero of the wagies, Bugs is the epitome of having everything handed to you with no repercussions for your actions

>>328324
It elevated pop culture.

>>328324
The Internet was very much a thing in the '90s my boy.

>>328297
Zoom zoom