/tv/ - Movies and Television★

>>350627
None of the posters you quoted implied "no, u" though.

Why does the incel who is about to turn forty and has already proven to have some kind of gay crush on Gahoole and Black Dicks like to pretend he's not gay or a loser? All the excuses he makes to "justify" his hatred for Ramon are empty, as he has admitted several times that he likes blacked.com

>>350641
Why are /tv/posters such utterly deranged schizophrenics that they basically created a tulpa in order to argue with it?

>>350641
>>350642
>more seethe walltext
Collected

>>350642
>>350643
Mindbroken by Ramonchads

>>350516
Lol dumb pedo

>>350510
>Quiet's friend simulator site
Nah I'm good bro.

>>350513
This is what Gahoole want

>>350646
He wants bbc lol

>>350646
It sure seems that way

>>349765 (OP)

Ramon Poster is a demon

Anything by Woody Allen. The goyim will seethe tho.

Barbie.

>>347461
My favorite part was when he riched his mid singer wife and built an auditorium for her to humiliate herself while his true goal was to stick it to the reviewers who have no talent to begin with.

I only watch Ranting for Vengeance, that ginger kicking the liberal hivemind is much more entertaining than these faggy jewy Gary-Stu's.

I saw an obese British socialist boomer praising this film for being a "masterpiece about how Trump is destroying the world".

>>348700
>More cp in a yakuza thread
this can't be just a bot

>>350573
I was too busy masturbating to Scarlett Johansson in latex to care.

>>350550 (OP)
Never heard of it.

Goddamn I'm sick of Pixar Face.

It seems that they're just following the footsteps of western trends of turning entertainment into state mandated edu-tainment combined with focus testing. The financial success of major 'hits' like these are anything but when you consider that entire schools are sent to watch these movies in a country with over a billion inhabitants. More importantly the lasting cultural impact on upcoming generations this kind of media is created for is greatly diminished when students are required to fill out forms like this or participate in group discussions immediately afterwards.

>>350553
Apparently negative criticism of the movie is also censored in china

>>350553
Seems like it started out as a nomrally sucessful movie but once it started breaking records it became a national mission to make it the most successful movie ever, uniting the government and its people towards the goal. The gross is inflated as the chinks are paying tickets not to enjoy watching the movie but for it to rise through the list of highest grossing movies as a means of displaying national pride. To the point cities that are not generating enough money are even being criticized, yet criticism of the movie itself is subdued in order for it to succeed.

Yet again chinks taking things absurdly far for their pride. Ironic since paying to make this movie successful is complete capitalism.

https://archive.md/uRUzt

I remember one European movie, I think it was either French or Italian, where a man and a woman would taunt each other by going "ha ha" with a high intonation on the first ha. They both had serious expressions when they did it and I think the man might have been older.

There's another one I remember seeing the last few minutes of on tv. It was a black and white movie about a guy who I guess thought he was seeing his wife who was supposed to have died. At the end it's revealed to him by someone else that he imagined it or it was a misunderstanding or something and that she really was dead the entire time. I thought it starred Humphrey Bogart but I haven't yet been able to find it looking through his filmography.

There's also a cartoon I remember watching about these orange creatures with red noses and black, button-like eyes. The main characters were a taller, more sophisticated one who wore something like a blue chef's outfit, complete with the hat, and a shorter dumb one with green hair. It might have been a mohawk. I remember one episode where the tall one gets the short eat shrimp. The short one loves it and the rest of the episode is about him obsessing over eating shrimp.
I'm pretty sure it was made in the 90s. It had a vibe similar to Rocko's Modern Life.

>>350428
Not him, but I doubt that's it. The woman in Carnival of Souls isn't married.

Some films that haunted my memories I ended up finding again.

But there are two that I never forget and never find anything about them, the first one an animated movie where flying sharks killed people, I watched it probably in 1996, so it's not a syfy slop flick.
The other was a film set in an American military base, probably in Nevada, where an alien killed soldiers, especially with electricity, and in the end he escapes from the base and climbs to the top of a cliff. with the full moon in the background, until an Apache helicopter appears. I also watched this one during the 90s.

>>350461
>the first one an animated movie where flying sharks killed people
Was 2D or 3D animation?
>The other was a film set in an American military base, probably in Nevada, where an alien killed soldiers, especially with electricity, and in the end he escapes from the base and climbs to the top of a cliff. with the full moon in the background, until an Apache helicopter appears
That almost sounds like something from the later seasons of MST3K.

I can understand OCD. But a compulsion to double down on faggotry even in satirical context is Trying, way too hard.

The nuzach used to scream for help at night, and cry a good deal, but now it only makes a kind of whining, "Seethe collected, seethe collected;" and it speaks less and less often. It is so fat there are no shape to its legs; its belly protrudes; it lives on a family size bucket of KFC and Taco Bell a day. It is naked. Its buttocks and thighs are a mass of festered sores, as it sits in its own excrement continually. They all know it is there, all the people of tvchan. Some of them have come to see it, others are content merely to know it is there. They all know that it has to be there. Some of them understand why, and some do not, but they all understand that their happiness, the beauty of their site, the tenderness of their friendships, the health of their shitposts, the wisdom of their scholars, the skill of their makers, even the abundance of their harvest and the kindly weathers of their DDOS protection, depend wholly on this nuzach's abominable misery.

>>350525
Pseudo-intellectual ambiguity is the lowest form of conversation

>>350366 (OP)

Your lord and king, loser.

>>350373
Based

My favourite Snow White was K-Stew in Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)

>>350378
Looks better with her clothes on, tbh.

>>350382

Rude! Sentenced to 2 weeks in horny jail!

It's never going to get any better than Mirror Mirror

>>350378
>negative boobs

Not interested tbh