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 No.223959[Reply]

No Time to Dilate is a flop
OH NO NO NO NO
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 No.224590

>>224542
>sociopath
Eh i don't know, he would't have given two shits about Vesper dying if he was one.

 No.224594

>>224575
Oh come on, Moore was based. I don't know where you get that disgusting impression from. To me, Brosnan and Pierce are easily the most iconic and memorable.

 No.224595

>>224594
>Brosnan and Pierce
Kek, I meant Brosnan and Moore

 No.224597

>>224520
>It tricks you by making it an origin story, that he has no suave, skill, or finesse until he gets his delusionalness for women broken, yet he seemed pretty disillusioned from the start as he's banging a bitch on the airport job.
It didn't make any sense as an origin story. By the time he is given the double-o status he should already know all this shit, which is how he actually was in the books. Only a podunk backwater country gives a license to kill to a rookie.

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>>224542
>Literally that's how he looked sans the very same white shirt
You mean old as fuck and literally nothing like the deliberately misleading pic you posted here >>224510 to make him look way younger compared to other actors of whom you've chosen deliberately old-looking pictures? Your last name ends on -stein by any chance?
>He looked fine for Bond
Yeah, in 1995 dipshit. You're clearly an illiterate ADD niggerfaggot since you can't even grasp the basic chain of conversation that him being too old by 2002 was the fucking point from post one. Because there's a direct contrast with how he looked prior and looking like a granpa in DAD.
>a middle-aged deep-infiltration hitman
A geriatric is not "middle-aged", brainlet. He was middle-aged in '95.
>not an argument!! U wrong!!
like clockwork



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 No.224443[Reply]

You just KNOW
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 No.224494

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>>224459
Nah, Sophie could do a lot better than Maisie. Maisie can sit and watch.

 No.224500

I almost miss shitposting about GOT on /tv/. What a shame that everything else is so boring to talk about.

 No.224504

>>224443
I don't know who any of these people are

 No.224518

>>224443
Ah, the Butt Slut and Pocket Pussy.

 No.224599

>>224494
Don't you realize that's what makes it so hot?



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 No.224573[Reply]

characters who are just tired of this kiked clowny world


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 No.224334[Reply]

He's turning into Brendan Fraser
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 No.224465

>>224390
seems like hollywood surgeons fuck things up too often. why do they still fall for the meme?

 No.224467

>>224465
>Home of the best surgeons
>Rich but bad goy gets botched surgery
Should've gone with a Scientologist surgeon

 No.224471

>>224465
>hollywood surgeons fuck up plastic surgery often
Yet there are people convinced every actor is a woman and every actress is a man.

 No.224497

>>224471
They expect some of us in the wreckage, brother.

 No.224516

>>224426
fuck I would have too. fuck america



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 No.224474[Reply]

Name a good anime from the last three years that wasn't a sequel/spinoff/remake/reboot of something else. This is not a challenge, it's a genuine request. I haven't seen anything half-way decent since 2018. Everything seems to be isekai and/or ecchi. It's been at least a decade and the isekai fad still won't die. All of the other genres, from mecha to moe and everything in between, are either dead or zombified.
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 No.224506

>>224481
You're not a real anime watcher like me

 No.224507

>>224496
>battle shonen best anime evr
fucking normalcattle

 No.224508

Holy fuck I sure wouldn't want to be >>224496 right now. How embarrassing

 No.224512

>>224505
>I just realized there's no word in english for the school before high school but after elementary school
It's called middle school. It used to be called junior high but it's been called middle school for several decades now.

 No.224514

>>224512
Thanks, i didn't recall a word for it from reading subtitles or watching movies.



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 No.222027[Reply]

CAST THEM
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 No.224473

dup

 No.224475

Stop making these threads. I don't want to fap to Bible Black. You can't make me. I WON'T LET YOU.

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>>224475
Imagine that scene in 2021.
They censored the imari rape scene ova in America.

 No.224479

Idris Elba for all of them



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 No.224476[Reply]

well since we're gonna be seeing Maisie Williams fucking a bunch of dudes in a series of sex scenes in her new TV Show Pistol I think I'm gonna have to go with Maisie here


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 No.220698[Reply]

>He doesn't know it, but everything in Truman Burbank's (Jim Carrey) life is part of a massive TV set. Executive producer Christof (Ed Harris) orchestrates "The Truman Show," a live broadcast of Truman's every move captured by hidden cameras. Cristof tries to control Truman's mind, even removing his true love, Sylvia (Natascha McElhone), from the show and replacing her with Meryl (Laura Linney). As Truman gradually discovers the truth, however, he must decide whether to act on it.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Bottom 100 IMDB
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 No.223248

>>223185
I'm sorry we're not doing short films right now.

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 No.223736

>>220805
Wow the film went over this boomer's head. It's so much deeper than that. It's like a tv set version of the allegory of the cave. It is commentary on the dangers of mass surveillance and the power of media to mold perceptions. It's a meditation about conditioning and the limits of perception.

 No.224430

>>223736
When you think about it The Truman Show inspired The Matrix in a lot of ways.

 No.224457

>>224430
I hadn't realized how newer The Matrix was compared to it but you're not wrong.



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 No.223823[Reply]

No Time To Die, the 25th official chapter in the long-running 007 film franchise and Daniel Craig's swan song as license-to-kill agent James Bond, spent the better part of the COVID pandemic gathering dust on MGM's shelves waiting for the right moment to make its way to multiplexes. This weekend, that long wait finally ended. So, did those 18 months of delays and date changes pay off? It depends whether you see the martini glass as half full or half empty. With its $56 million opening weekend in North America, the action-packed tentpole fell well short of box-office soothsayers' predictions, but it still marks one of the biggest debuts of 2021.

Originally slated to hit theaters back in April 2020, the eagerly-awaited Bond sequel, pitting Craig's bruised-knuckle MI6 agent against Rami Malek's supervillain, debuted to $56 million in 4,407 locations over the weekend, which translated to a $12,708 per-screen average. But with its $250 million production budget (not to mention its steep marketing campaign), the PG-13-rated movie has to be viewed as something of a disappointment next to its $60-$70 million pre-weekend forecast and the $70.4 million that its predecessor, Spectre, opened to in 2015 (the series' splashiest bow remains Craig's Skyfall with $88.4 million bow back in 2012). Then again, in his nearly six decades of globe-trotting derring-do, James Bond had never met a foe quite like COVID-19, which no doubt played a significant role in the film's softer-than-expected debut since so many of the franchise's longtime fans are older and more cautious about returning to theaters (MGM's internal polling showed that 25% of No Time to Die's audience was heading to theaters for the first time since the pandemic began). Also not helping matters: the film's lengthy 163-minute running time, which limited how many times the film could be shown each day.

As for the glass-half-full portion of 007's performance, No Time to Die earned an A- grade from CinemaScore and a rosy 84% "fresh" rating from critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Better yet, the film continued to clean up overseas, where it was unveiled a week earlier than it was in the States. After two weeks, the espionage epic has pulled in $257.3 million from abroad, bringing its current worldwide box-office total to $313.3 million. Perhaps the best bit of news for MGM (and Universal, who is handling the film's foreign distribution duties) is that No Time to Die still hasn't reached ticket buyers in China-Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.224346

>>224153
>Sean Connery's Bond was a rapist and too sexually aggressive?
He was like that in the novels too, though he never cried over Vesper Lynd in the novel. I guess the books are useful sometimes and ignorable other times when it suits these hacksWilson and Broccoli Just because Pussy Galore was a murderer and a criminal doesn't mean that Bond has the "right" to force himself on her. Also he should have respected the bitch at the beginning of Goldfinger even though she was in cahoots with his assailant.

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>>223825
hahahahahahaha based Venom dwarfing no time to dilate

 No.224432

>>224153
Daniel Craig said plenty of times Bond is a pig and his personal job was to tone it down
Which is a retarded statement to make because he's the most cold Bond ever, he doesn't act like a human and his scenes consist of sneaking behind the girls and groping them.

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>>223825
>The Addams Family 2

 No.224493

>>223823
no time to cuck



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 No.220075[Reply]

>XRA
>Arrested Development
>Community
These shows were rare products. Something that other shows cannot replicate properly. I am thinking of Xavier Renegade Angel had some planning in its backstory. It had many hidden jokes. I know AD and Community did.
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 No.221100

>>220853
>soydult swim
it became soy because of Shit and Forty?

 No.221183

>>221100
that and cancelling world peace.
>inb4 SKIM HIDDY GIRL HITTY DICK SUCCY TRANNY FUCKY

 No.223000

>>221183
We live in a world where information can never be true or false.

 No.224423

>>223000
1/3 THE DUBS AND 1/2 THE TRIPS
CHECKED

 No.224425

>>221183
SKIM HIDDY GIRL HITTY DICK SUCCY TRANNY FUCKY



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