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Genuine Giallo style with Communion/Phantasm vibes. Unlike Malignant.
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Does troma count as a genre? I thought that was just a studio that made edgy schlock no different than Roger Corman type stuff.


It's not a matter of aping, and you don't really see a lot of giallo aping around anyways. They do exist, but they're not really relevant. And there are some actual neo-gialli that are pretty damn good.
The hacks exploiting giallo tend to either shy away from its most defining characteristics (see the new Suspiria) or deliver a product that not even most giallo fans enjoy (see Amer). They try to fake giallo cred but don't have much to offer, so they fail.
The genuine neo-gialli are good for the most part. As are the neo-80s slashers with a touch of giallo, such as The Guest.


So is Tarantino. What does being a genuine fan have to do with making trash film? How can you even make a giallo these days without being a fan of either Argento or Fulci?

Not from the past, but I have a feeling that Korean thriller imitations will be next on the chopping block soon especially after the success of Squid Game and with kdramas gaining popularity. Spike Lee hit ground with the Oldboy remake already


The Guest is massively overrated. Watched an interview with the director and screenwriter and they tried to claim that they created synthwave as soundtrack, and that everyone using synthwave in movies is ripping them off. They're John Carpenter wannabes and all you have to do is look at Death Note, Godzilla vs Kong, and everything else they've done to see that they're hack frauds.


Genuine fans understand the genre and strive to make true art, they aren't panderers looking for an easy buck.

I don't care about their other movies, The Guest is a masterpiece.

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It's not very realistic and that ruins my immersion.
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Its a bad show, pretty much reddit if it was a show, jokes and shitposting aside it actually is.


Alright, you found me out. You exposed and humiliated a stranger on the internet. Do you feel proud of yourself? Does it make you feel like a big man? Are you going to brag about this to your friends and relations now? You're cool bro, you're so cool.


Yeah I just humble bragged to my mom and I'm getting pizza tacos for dinner tonight.



Blunt is the one that got the Jim guy, Jenna was friendzoned.

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>I'm extra terrestrial, because I'm more terrestrial than you can imagine.
uhhhhhh, based?
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What happened?


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She worked herself into a shoot, became smitten in real life with Jim (John Krasinski). She ended up divorcing her husband (James Gunn) and is constantly hitting on John on social media but he rebuffs her. Also her husband found success shortly after the divorce.
Poor roastie.


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Wrong thread?


I know she's a movie star and all but fuck man that's gotta hurt.

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You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss… though you are very young, and sick… and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
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Why does she have to resort to doing capeshit?


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You're acting like big stars haven't been starring in superhero movies since Marlon Brando & Gene Hackman in Superman over 40 years ago.


Marlon Brando's career was dead at that point and Gene Hackman, well, it's in his name, he's a hack.


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>Marlon Brando's career was dead at that point
Hardly. He was paid a record sum of money for the small amount of screentime he had.


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>Orcas known to rip out sharks liver and leave them for dead
>The true apex predator of the sea
Free Willy > Jaws
sharkcucks btfo
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I unironically wish I was Hannibal-tier. Unfortunately I have zero drive and am nowhere clever enough to get away with eating people.


Would you be really picky about who you ate, or would you nibble on any ol' bum, degenerate crackhead and nigger?


The less chance of getting parasites the better, right?


sharks are niggers of the sea

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Somebody put me back in the fridge


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Sure am glad they can serve!


>2 on 1, already have full control of 1 arm each before any resistance, and the women still can't restrain a micro lanklet

Grrrrls can't recover from this.

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Hollywood Story is pretty lame until the L.A. Noire tier chase/shootout at the end. What are some other movies or tv shows that only have one good moment in their entire being?


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True. Very true.

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Any examples of lost media with strange or terrifying backgrounds? Pic related is a supposed movie that was planned for Spongebob but ended up being tied to a strange money-laundering scheme, potentially linked to some underground sex parlors.
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Because the aussie government hates their own people just like good britbong leftovers and think they're better than their own countrymen, don't want the world to know the truth, which honestly looks better than if they're all just a bunch of cartoonishly stupid cartoon mustache twirling whipley snidelashes.


>rather than its good name just shows how pleb the board has become.
>Implying this non-pedophile /b/ board was good to begin with.


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Amazing movie.
Wake in Fright
>portrayed a miner's town inside Oz at full lad peak, so shit gets depraved quickly.
Its such an effective thriller because it shows a natural feeling progression from just bros being bros to fucking insanity and ending in (redacted) and being stuck.

The best incapsulation (imo) of the asshurt is that during an early screening some bogan apparently said "That's not us" and another guy shushed him saying "its us"


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>another guy shushed him saying "its us"
"Shut up mate, it is us" i recall was closer, and it was in a festival lol so some got mad seeing that as Australia's representative. Dirty-assed city slickin' coast vermin were appalled to see rurals and miners (and by default Australia decades before) in their full form and shit spiraling out of control if you didn't have your feet in the ground, practically the sophisticated teacher got schooled hard in "the school of life" aka da streetz by some of the town's eccentrics.

Kotcheff made the protag be this kind of punished dude stuck in purgatory, with the denizens not being bad but also not angels as they have flaws too, in the end they helped him be humble and a better person with maybe the downside of the inn keeper trying his best to hold laughter when the teacher returned because the gossip about what happened must've been juicy as hell.
It's kind of like Deliverance too, mutts got massively butthurt Euros loved the movie and some of the flyover states felt the movie was a fun adventure or one of those uncle stories about a bad turn in the road on a weekend, but the city fags thought it was an insult to the country and said such thing shouldn't exist, hence its repudiation and casting bad stereotypes to those who enjoyed it for what it was.

Every country has a movie making fun of themselves but at the same time being proud of their heritage, at the end of Wake in Fright the town's officer was still seen as a very reasonable and friendly crafty man like his introduction showed who could also resolve serious issues with social finesse, the grifter 'roo ball enjoyer was a mental work but still benevolent to his friends if very direct when speaking his mind, the rowdy 'roo hunters were brutal rural retards but at no moment stopped treating the teacher with respect and hospitality, hell the teacher basically lived drank and ate for free for a couple of days due to these guys, even the guy who offered a ride to the protag when he wandered in the desert offered him a beer despite being a total stranger and the guy who gave him a ride "back to the city" didn't charge him a penny when he realized he fucked up. Yet it's still called "a horror story" by pavement pansies.
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Freaky Flickers: The spiritual sequel to Foodfight.
Who was in the wrong during production: The fat depressed sack of shit or the douche who kept him in a dog leash?

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Will kino like this ever happen again?


what the actual fuck?
necrophilia is degeneracy


I really hate the WCW belt in WWF


Yes, the 2020 elections.

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Dame Helen Mirren is set to host Harry Potter: Hogwarts Tournament of Houses, a competition series commemorating the 20th anniversary of the Warner Bros. film franchise's launch, with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

The special four-part event will see fans of J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World put their knowledge to the test, contending for the honorary title of House Cup champion. It will feature hundreds of Potter-themed trivia questions and special guest surprises, along with a play-along component for those tuning in.

Hogwarts Tournament of Houses is produced by Warner Bros. Unscripted Television, in association with Warner Horizon and Robin Ashbrook and Yasmin Shackleton of theoldschool. The event series was filmed at the end of September.

The first episode of the competition series will air on Sunday, November 28, 2021, with an episode airing each Sunday following that up until December 19, 2021, on TBS. Following its simulcast on that network, the special event series will then be available on HBO Max starting early next year.

"We're creating an arena for the leagues of Harry Potter film fans to flex their knowledge of the Wizarding World, and there's no one better than Dame Helen Mirren to add some British grandeur to this event that will debut across our WarnerMedia brands and platforms," said Tom Ascheim, who serves as President of Warner Bros. Global Kids, Young Adults and Classics.

"I knew someday I'd get a Harry Potter role, and I'm so pleased to take part in the 20-year film celebration," added Mirren. "The films inspired such enchantment and wonder for so many of us, and it will be such a treat to reignite that magic for the countless fans who continue to revel in this spellbinding world."
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Flopson was in HP films where she was a supporting cast and then in that awful Beauty and the Beast remake 5 years ago where she was ridiculed for her auto tuned singing and ugly face playing a Beauty. Everything else she made flopped. Why do you think she's called Flopson.
Harverstered fucked her nice and raw.


Watson has a rich and varied filmography on her resumé, one that your waifus would be jealous of, and she was magnificent in The Beauty and the Beast; every critic worth a damn recognized that.
The only reason she is called Flopson by you deviants and detractors is because you are all desperate to throw shade at a skilled actress, activist, and literal goddess. Massive cope from a capeshit enthusiast.


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Sounds like you're the one coping here. Maybe if Flopson stopped kicking dogs the men in her life would stop treating her like one.


You post passionately but write too well to be the hapa, not buying it.


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>she was magnificent in The Beauty and the Beast

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