/tv/ - Movies and Television

>>372208
So you're a troon.

>>372208
Let's face it, if we we're a woman, we'd all be "sexually aggressive and promiscuous" Rose.

>>372218
>>372209
This is why I seldom talk to lowborn people. They're so vulgar.

Posted from my white slimline telephone with automatic redial.

festival deez nuts

Sean Strickland is a surprisingly redpilled dude.

>>372205
What was that cucking all about when he won the belt a couple weeks ago?

I really miss ultimate surrender.

The feminist version of ultimate fighter show.

Marina gravure > anime

>>372194
I flipped on women's softball over the weekend just to see what it was about. Grossed me out, dude. These women are 18-22 years old and they all looked ran through already. Some of them were fat and they were all chestlets.

>>372206
Modern women are balding like men.

>>372188
>>the retarded reindeer girl who can detect periods
>Whomst?
Nokotan I think(?), but let's forget about it for a moment and realize how many of this highschool nothingburger animes get forgotten the day they premiered and cannibalized by trannies.

>>372201
Lol, is this your attempt to btfo the guy who called out your /a/utism?

>>372180
seeth

>>372179
Either that or she got inundated with creeps on her social media accounts that spooked the parents. It's a whole different landscape now that every mud in the world has a goyphone with internet access.

>>372180
Not only Dup ended up covering all of Pedowood's elites but he also bent over to the chinks, sounds to me you people elected your president fair and square just like with the previous pedo. No aryan little girls though, oh no tvchomos, so close yet so far :(

What X files mean by that ?

Magic Johnson

This thread would be excellent if each movie had a x/10 rating so people looking for new stuff to watch can grab the good ones. I do appreciate the work that goes into this though

Please tell me I'm not the only one who struggles trying to sit through this cast-iron bitch's shrill, holier-than-thou hectoring.
>>372183
I understand what you mean, but I have problems ascribing an exact numerical value to media like that. My own thoughts can be kind of muddled, and it's really common for me to come away from something thinking "it was alright, I guess" or maybe even being unsure of exactly how I feel beyond some pretty vague sentiments. I also try to keep in mind that just because I liked or disliked a movie after having seen it for the for the first time doesn't mean I'd feel the same way after watching it again. Sometimes memories of something I've seen will have to knock around inside my head for a while that'll make me want to see a particular movie again and maybe reevaluate it. It's also hard enough for me to precisely rate conventionally "good" movies, but I also do a lot of schlocky genre flicks and exploitation-type stuff that's even more difficult to pin down. I like Miami Connection and Troll 2, but what would you rate something like those even if you enjoy them for what they are? They don't actually do action or horror well, and it would feel sort of strange giving them a high rating comparable to well-executed movies in their intended genres.

Hopefully my descriptions at least provide some kind of value even if it's not always clear where exactly I stand on a given movie.

I watched As Tears Go By the other night. On one hand, the characters are interesting, and there's some cool cinematography. But on the other hand, something about it doesn't quite gel right, and the ending feels off. The MC and his slacker friend are goons for some triad. Throughout the movie, the slacker is getting into trouble and the MC has to bail him out, always at a great cost to himself. People warn the MC that the slacker friend will get him killed some day. Towards the end, the slacker friend finally gets the chance to be the bigshot he's always wanted to be: he agrees to kill a former triad member who squealed to the cops and then go to prison for a few years. In exchange, he'll become a made man when he gets out. In the last scene, the stool pigeon is being escorted somewhere by the cops when the slacker friend shows up and shoots him. Despite shooting him a million times, he only hits him the arms and legs before the cops take him out. The MC, who was standing there watching the whole thing, then picks up the gun and finishes the stool pigeon off, before getting shot by a cop. The story couldn't have ended any other way, but the specific way it achieves that ending feels contrived to me.
Also, the MC falls in love with his cousin, which is weird. Is that normal in Hong Kong or is the point that the MC is messed up in the head?

>The Amusement Park
This is basically an extended PSA about the struggles of the elderly. I'd seen a few quotes from critics raving about it, but I don't think it's some kind of rediscovered masterpiece the way it's apparently been made out to be. It really boils down to the protagonist going through a series of misfortunes. On the plus side, I think it's pretty effective at creating an atmosphere of despair. I definitely appreciated the low-rent '70s production values, which I think help add to that feeling. I liked some of the library music too. There was one piece that I think I remember from Dawn of the Dead. I also liked the beginning and end with Lincoln Maazel doing double duty in the white room.

My verdict is that it's worth watching if you're a curious George Romero fan who wants to see some more of his older work, but I don't think it's something I would encourage anyone else to watch.
>Sleeper
This movie is a bit unique as far as flicks with dystopian sci-fi settings go in that that it's a full-blown comedy with a Dixieland jazz soundtrack. Most of the comedy sadly didn't appeal to me. It takes inspiration from the old-school slapstick of the '20s, but contrary to the critics for whatever reason I didn't find the gags to be anywhere as good as those of the old guys. There's definitely more of a verbal element to the humor too. It doesn't emphasize clever sight gags the way the acclaimed silent comedians tended to do. This is actually the first Woody Allen movie I've ever seen (I'm not counting watching Antz once as a kid), I think I understand that Orson Welles rant about Woody Allen now. In spite of his self-deprecating persona, he comes across like he can't get enough of himself and his own cleverness. There were some parts I did find amusing. The more Jew-themed parts in particular, like the robot tailors with prominent noses and thick Yiddish accents. Speaking of Jews, Woody Allen's character competes for the romantic interest of Diane Keaton's with a more attractive character named Erno, and of course he had to make a remark about his romantic rival's "Aryan" traits.

That last part rubbed me the wrong way, but as a whole I still found the movie watchable. I liked the retrofuturistic '70s dystopianism (I thought the technologically advanced society filled with seemingly incompetent people was an interesting touch that reminds me of where society today seems toPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Is this thread bumplocked?

The one where Alec Baldwin shot that jewish women the way tim drake shot joker in the batman beyond movie.

>NEXT WEEKS THEME: Movies involving a death IRL on set
If documentaries count, then my suggestion is Africa Addio.

>>372044
Brandon Lee wore it better.