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 No.358425[Reply]

>1950s
The Honeymooners
>1960s
The Twilight Zone
>1970s
Columbo
>1980s
Miami Vice
>1990s
The Simpsons
>2000s
The Sopranos
>2010
Breaking Bad
>2020s
Too early to tell
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 No.358611

>>358529
>>358595
Seinfeld is the most boring fakecom I've ever watched. I have no idea how it became popular in the first place.

 No.358616

>>358595
>>358611
Midwit retard

 No.358628

>>358582
What's this from?

 No.358638

>>358595
That'd be Sunny in Philadelphia, I remember seeing gifs of Danny Devito with watery eyes and I thought that was quite funny seeing the living balding half-a joke of a man trying to be serious, little did I know it was from a scene of some faggot projecting his frustrations with a retarded dance. The clowns want to be taken seriously.

 No.358927

>>358628
I think it's one of those found footage flicks about teenfags gaining super powers



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 No.358709[Reply]

>dog gets on the bed with her toy
>she drops it
>whines and barks at me until I get it for her
>she drops it again a few seconds after put it back on the bed
>get it for her again
>she drops it again
>she drops it again
>she drops it again
>see her actually pick up the toy with her mouth and throw it off the bed
>realize she's making me play fetch with her, except she's the human and I'm the dog
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 No.358754

>>358728
I remember when this dumb film came out, its so fucking retarded.
<becoming a mother means I'm becoming an animal
>I fucking love having a career!

 No.358769

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 No.358802

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Speaking of animals, I've been noticing lots of dead birds on the sidewalks in my neighborhood. Not babies either, fully grown with feathers and everything. The stray cats won't touch them. They've been lying there for days. What's going on?

 No.358809

>>358802
Some asshole probably used poison to deal with a rodent problem and it spread to the birds as well.

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 No.358787[Reply]

End of an era. Action kino will never be the same again. All hail to the manlet king.

 No.358788

>he hung off an airplane, trust me bro

 No.358789

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>>358788
He was listed on the flight plan

 No.358799

Only the first movie was any good
The rest have like one cool setpiece that define the movie, and that's it.

 No.358805

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The Mission Impossible Booster Shot

Tom Cruise runs and runs, but is this cinema?

By Armond White

Vain movie stars used to be mocked for believing their own hype. Now, estimable, redoubtable, sincere Tom Cruise not only believes his own press; he manufactures it. In the era of Fake News, his new film Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning is handed down like a Covid edict. We must take the jab, obey, and be happy about it. As with Covid, national media load The Final Reckoning upon us with Red Alert, Breaking News finality. This eighth installment of the M:I franchise is supposedly the last, but it's unseemly as a Covid booster shot.

Don't call it a rehash, but The Final Reckoning (which follows 2023's Dead Reckoning, Part One) transmits a serious case of déjà vu. No wonder star and producer Cruise and his director Christopher McQuarrie include flashbacks to all the previous M:I films. This time, as covert agent Ethan Hunt of the Impossible Missions Force, Cruise endeavors to wrest control of the Entity, an artificial intelligence system sought by bad guy Gabriel (Esai Morales), then retrieve its source code from ex-CIA agent William Donloe (Rolf Saxon). Ethan/Tom goes from aerial stunts to underwater stunts with lots of IMF team blather in between.

You have to fool yourself to sit still and enjoy any of it as fresh or inventive. The purpose of hype is to make us accept the predictable as surprising or fascinating, while admiring Cruise's personal derring-do.

Ever since Top Gun: Maverick, Cruise's films have imposed a sense of duty on audiences - a different purpose than other meaningless, direct-to-streaming content with zero purpose.

Conservatives mistook the patriotic tone of Maverick's military subject to mean that Cruise was working as an America First filmmaker, but The Final Reckoning suggests a more craven motive - it's unmistakable when Ethan/Tom boards an aircraft carrier christened George H. W. Bush, hinting at the film's RINO dedication. It may be necessary to rethink the recent hero-worshipping of Cruise, whose action-star exploits (running, running, running as in Minority Report's "Everybody Runs" ad) seem as overwrought as a politician's election campaign. What cabinet position, and in whose administration, is he after?
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 No.352244[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

The official thread of the television show based on the video game based on some movies Neil Druckmann saw.
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 No.358717

>>358716
There's only two games, what would they make off a 3rd season?

 No.358729

>>358717
This season was all eli and next season is all abby

 No.358733

>>358717
the hobbit was the shortest middle earth book, yet they made three films off of just it and some unfinished writings
gotta make more money

 No.358734

Shit show

 No.358803

>>358734
This thread should be a reminder of what happens when you welcome with open arms to cuckchanners.


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 No.357649[Reply]

Actresses who had one promising roll=e then decided to fuck off

 No.357662

kino edit
Make more

 No.357669

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>>357649

My Madison still has a chance at a career…right?

 No.357676

>>357669
Whory in the house?

 No.357677

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 No.358771

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Considering Last of Us became a cult classic among with numales and dykes, this eggheaded thing will disappear from the face of the earth once they're through with this shitty soap opera.



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 No.357848[Reply]

How did he age this much in 20 years?
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 No.358707

>>358694
>The "problem" people had with the prequels was it was too different and not what they expected
And that they were crap.

 No.358738

>>358194
>10 days
>no replies
alright i'll say it. based post and Armond was a genius and hack at the same time

 No.358739

>>358694
>shareholder core
fuck you

 No.358756

>The great renaissance of American filmmaking during the 1970s and its regeneration of film culture (when movies were seen as a vital means of approaching and understanding contemporary experience) were doomed by Star Wars' pseudo-imaginative, non-campy rehash of escapist junk.

I partially agree with this statement a ton. I feel like the prequels did an okay job of rectifying this with the heavier world building.

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>>357857
6 including the stunt double Bob Anderson



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 No.345188[Reply]

Merry Christmas, /tv/. I'm an anon from 8chan, and we are organizing our inter-board Christmas event. This project aims to gather around anons from different imageboard and anonymous communities from all around internet during a weekend and celebrate Christmas together. The planned date is December 14 and 15 and it's going to be here https://8chan.moe/christmas you can make your "embassy" thread talking about your IB, its history and local memes.

I hope to see you there. If you have any other questions please make me know, I'll be more than grateful to answer.
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>>356420
the name is Harry Manukkah. I make gluten free desserts. Not gonna lie, we're struggling at the moment.

 No.357285

fuck spics

 No.357286

fuck spics

 No.358695

so, how are the pedospics doing?

 No.358701

>>358695
"Winning" like fucking Charlie Sheen



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 No.357882[Reply]

>Working-class waitress Slim (Jennifer Lopez) finds her life transformed when she marries wealthy contractor Mitch (Billy Campbell). She settles into an idyllic suburban life and seems to have everything she wants. Her dream is shattered when she discovers her husband is anything but perfect. His abusive behavior forces her to go on the run, eluding an increasingly obsessive Mitch and his lethal henchman.

>England's weirdest town sees a reverse flow for some of the population. They learn that their creators plan to stop writing the series and thus end their fictional lives. Mad butcher Hilary Briss, Herr Lipp and Geoff set out on a desperate mission to London to confront their creators and sabotage their latest effort, a feature film called `The King's Evil', by infiltrating and disrupting the shoot.


NEXT WEEKS THEME: Post-2000 movie shot on film
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 No.358424

>>357882
>Post-2000 movie shot on film
Star Wars: The Last Jedi

 No.358442

Hateful 8

 No.358530

we're slacking

 No.358641

Are we still watching Enough?

 No.358646

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 No.355340[Reply]

>So yeah, if anyone sees those kids, hit me up on Discord or something. I miss those little guys!
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 No.356765

>>356397
Nooticer deep dives every single serial killer case (and trial) and points out some very strange cohencidences. Also autism about dates.
>>356747
>>356248
Did you read Wagging the Moondog? Some pretty compelling stuff in there.

 No.356793

>>356765
Wagging the moondog? Nope but i'll be reading it when i get home, what's it about?

 No.356801

>>356793
https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Document:Wagging_the_Moondoggie

>a comprehensive rebuttal that man ever set foot on the moon

It's much shorter than Laurel Canyon or Programmed (60k words) but I like the obvious effort he puts into his research and would read anything he wrote.

 No.356816

>>356801
Love this stuff will definitely check it out.Thanks anon!

 No.358636

>>355714
He should've gotten the wife & fetus concurrently and the daughters consecutively, with possibility of parole for the one that threw the nuggets and without that possibility for the one that didn't.



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 No.358565

Lol

 No.358569

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We are so back.

 No.358606

>>358569
I wonder how their head sizes compare now

 No.358609

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>>358606
I'm not sure, but it looks like Maddie ended up with the bigger head in the end. She's 5'7", whereas Jojo is 5'10".



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