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 No.282595[Reply]

Hollywood is a satanic cult hell bent on ruining all actresses
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 No.282607

>>282599
Evil AND ugly
Awesome

 No.283268

>>282599
it's a tranny

 No.283272

>>282595
Why didn't you save her?

 No.283309

>>282595
is that the same women?

 No.283519

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Accelerate for Moloch.



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 No.280443[Reply]

Stephanie Cayo in Force of Nature is stupid hot, I couldn't keep my eyes off her.
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>>281816
Her unsexy posture and string swimsuit aren't doing her any favors in this 1



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 No.281553[Reply]

And what I mean by that is make big budget features that the audience will actually like without a single word of input from American politics.
What would be the biggest challenges?
How much would it cost?
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 No.282820

>>282819
Hi, the cryptocuck is back

 No.282829

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Already happened
East will soon overtake the West thanks to the USA sinking to new human lows.

 No.282938

>>282820
>shames coalburners
>cryptocuck
What did he meme by this?

 No.283312

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>>281553
just keep jews out from production

 No.283339

>>282829
If Indians started making English language stuff (which they totally could since English is basically the lingua franca of India no matter what the government says) then yeah I could see Bollywood actually becoming a cultural force in a generation or 2.

The problem that I see is that they seem to lack a real understanding of genre. So there's a bunch of good scenes but they're all in shitty movies, and a handful of good movies that are forgettable trash in the final cut.



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 No.282660[Reply]

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania - February 17, 2023
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - May 5, 2023
The Marvels - July 28, 2023
Blade - November 3, 2023
Captain America: New World Order - May 3, 2024
Thunderbolts - July 26, 2024

Films without release dates:
Deadpool 3
Fantastic Four
Untitled Shang-Chi sequel
Untitled mutants movie

That's just the movies. Not counting the Disney+ shows since I don't think anybody watches those.
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 No.283220

>>283219
Lol no. Momoa looked way cooler than Disney's Fat Joe rap movie

 No.283224

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>>283220
Not in the sneedercut he didn't.

Watch it again, or rather try to watch it again. It's actually terrible. And it wasn't Whedon as the sneederbots would have us believe, this still is only in the sneedercut, it's part of the reshoots.

 No.283245

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>>283191
>>283219
Aquaman: Hope, Change - and All Wet
By Armond White
Hollywood shortchanges Zack Snyder's mythic concept.

A he-man who swims, slithering through the ocean deep, then comes ashore to demonstrate his amphibious strength and superhero powers, the new live-action Aquaman is perfectly embodied by Jason Momoa. Zack Snyder first introduced Momoa during a teasing digression of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice in a sequence that promised other D.C. Comics characters would share a heroic-erotic mode. They would answer the millennium's politically depressed view of bravery, principle, and history with an atavistic ideal. (Sndyer must have heard Walter Hill's commendation from Bullet to the Head that Momoa was "a man among men.")

But now that the Aquaman movie is finally here - and is a record-breaking box-office hit - Snyder's aesthetic drive has been castrated. The Aquaman movie proceeds like a Marvel movie - an expanded generational narrative, starting with Aquaman's parents (Temereu Morrison as his Pacific Islander father and Nicole Kidman as Atlanna, his ocean-empress mother) and the birth of their demigod offspring named Arthur. ("Product of a love that never should have been.") This intro is Marvel-mundane, despite featuring a sped-up fantasy fight scene. The digital effects - overkill excitation - immediately ruin Snyder's almost tactile corporeal vision for emphasis on action and frantic stimulation that video-game and VR enthusiasts have come to prefer over cinema. Marvelized reviewers don't even appreciate the difference.

Plotwise, the adult Aquaman is called to defend his oceanic heritage, battling sea deities and human pirates in a global power struggle that is less a war between good and evil and more like the fake-spiritual, two-half-brothers antics of the puerile Thor films. I'd rather go fishing.

Momoa is the key to what's been lost: He has a broad, Biblical-movie face like Howard Keel's Saint Peter in Frank Borzage's The Big Fisherman. When underwater, his long caveman's mane floats - hackles up. His green-gold eyes tell more about possessing a mortal and immortal duo nature than does his adolescent confession. ("At a young age I learned not to show weakness. I'm a blunt instrument andPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.283248

>>283245
>the new live-action Aquaman is perfectly embodied by Jason Momoa.
Surely this is snark, and he's still based?
Righ,t basednigger bros?

 No.283335

>>283245
>Riding Sneeder's dick that hard in a movie Sneeder didn't even make
Aquaman wasn't great, but that had nothing to do with the fact Sneeder was good.



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 No.282993[Reply]

Apparently they're having another go at this. It's a quintessential piece of horny teen fantasy literature in which a white guy simps hard for an elf after his two dads die and presumably some other stuff happens as well. Apparently Paolini is a writer, but that's hardly a guarantee of quality.

Source:
https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/eragon-tv-series-disney-plus-1235325019/
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 No.283225

>>283223
proof:
Christopher Paolini started reading fantasy books when he was 10 years old. At the age of 14, as a hobby, he started writing the first novel in a series of four books, but he could not get beyond a few pages because he had "no idea" where he was going. He began reading everything he could about the "art of writing", and then plotted the whole Inheritance Cycle book series. After a month of planning out the series, he started writing the draft of Eragon by hand. It was finished a year later, and Paolini began writing the "real" version of the book.[3] After another year of editing, Paolini's parents saw the final manuscript. They immediately saw its potential and decided to publish the book through their small, home-based publishing company, Paolini International.

 No.283226

>>283225
Yeah that sounds like the sort of gay shit story that impresses Hollywood Jews.

 No.283284

>>283213
I vaguely remember there being niggers in the film, but what about the books?

 No.283305

>>282993
Just know they have to keep over writing old movies and series because there is no White People left in hollywood all the worlds stories are written by White People.

 No.283330

>>283284
I dunno I can't read.



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 No.281426[Reply]

Why was this spell never used again in the series?
It was my favourite.
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>>281480
That's fine with me.

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>>281481
>t. Med"bvll"

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>>281483
Rent free

 No.281496

>>281467
Little Emma is hotter. Her producers all agree I'm sure.

 No.283320

>>281426
how common was rape in the wizard world it seems it would be really easy because you can just mind wipe them with a potion?



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 No.280490[Reply]

Is this ever getting a sequel? If not, why?
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>>282686
That man has a very delicate jawline, is that a young David Bowie?

 No.282747

Try harder faggots seethe whatever I say I prefer Covenant over Prometheus. Both are shit, but at least I had some fun watching Covenant with some friends.
The original Alien is better than Aliens, even tho both are good.
Alien 3 is a bit underrated even tho being a shitfest.
Alien Resurrection is a shitfest, but also funny to watch as a 90's sci-fi action/horror flick. Also, when I was in my pre-teen years I used to jerk off to Sigourney Weaver in Resurrection.

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>>282747
> I used to jerk off to Ziggy Stardust in Resurrection.
Gross.

 No.282753

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>>282750
It's before zoomers and millennials having all kinds of porn online, bud.

 No.283317

>>280490
hopefully not the only directors I trust at this point are the Taliban



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 No.282943[Reply]

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
https://archive.ph/gPBeL
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 No.283033

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I though she actually dies you faggot

 No.283036

>>282965
>have to click expand pic to understand what the fuck you're talking about
Are your eyes okay?

 No.283094

>>283006
I want all of the Daily Show alums to die. None of them are funny.

 No.283120

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>>283094
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS

 No.283314

>>282943
woman with no talent



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 No.283053[Reply]

I want to watch some horror, which of these should I try?
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>>283135
>one obscure film that is just autistic about the subject and presents it as horror is normalization
I guess we can tell the Wiccans they don't have to indoctrinate girls anymore.

 No.283177

>>283112
>Come True
Watched this because you posted it and I felt like it was competently made and had great cinematography, but the writing sucks. The girl basically larps in her eternal dream as the stereotypical final girl in a slasher with everyone else playing the usual dumbass slasher victims, and we are told that she's been at this for 20 years. The plot threads from various points in the film such as her avoiding her mom, the shadow niggers and the fangs thing are basically handwaved away by that "it was all just a dream bro" ending. Since she looks like a femcel I got the impression that she hates everyone around her and her dreamworld is a coping mechanism where she gets to see them all die multiple times.

 No.283198

>>283175
No I'm right kike. You having to lie and say it's only film doing this only makes you more transparent.

 No.283211

>>283140
Maybe lurk here more time instead of fapping to lolis all the time, brazilian zzzchan pedo.

 No.283311

>>283053
horror movies are for the mentally ill and disturbed, why do you think jews and blacks make horror movies



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 No.281176[Reply]

James Bond has a few off the top of my head
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 No.283182

>>283174
You need to calm down, Vishnu.

 No.283183

>>283182
You need to calm up. You talking to a chink.

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 No.283202

>>283174
>Your geographic concept of general regions needs to conform to rocks under the ground, unbiased arbiter of all truth

Poos, smdh

 No.283302

>>283165
yes but indians are technically aborigine asiatics which is why they look just like the aborigines in Australia.



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