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Just finished Mebktoub my lvoe ( 2025 ) Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)17:02:32 No.371240 [Reply]

The main actress is a porn actress.
She look like Emma stone in the movie but that birth mark on her ass doesn't lie.

Also the movie fucking suck. It's literally a cuck movie.
Here the source.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5133844/

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)17:03:40 No.371241

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>>371240

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)17:09:28 No.371242

ALSO

THEY CUT

40 MINUTES OF THE DIRECTOR CUT

40 MINUTES OF KINO LOST FOREVER

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)17:17:57 No.371243

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Well, the second was released, just not theatrically. And it was complicated further by this latest sequel being released as "the true to sequel" to the first film Canto Uno, as if Intermezzo (the cunnilingus one) has just been retconned. That being said, people who have seen Canto Due say that it's ending can be read as giving the faintest of hints that all the nightclub shit in Intermezzo takes place after the events of Canto Due, so who the fuck knows. Kechiche said Intermezzo will never get a proper release in his lifetime, but that his successors might release it, but given that Bau's approval was central to getting Canto Due released after all these years, I can't imagine that she'd take that lying down.

Anonymous 04/21/26(Tue)01:05:40 No.371253

>>371241
>my wife likes black dick 3

Do I have to watch the first two to understand the plot? Sounds like it might be kino tbh

Anonymous 04/21/26(Tue)05:50:12 No.371260

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>>371253
There is Always a beginning to Everything, Never be Afraid of a new beginning, it could lead to something great

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Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)18:14:13 No.370548 [Reply]

What the fuck ?

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Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)09:37:20 No.371198

>>371194
is that yakuza?

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)06:15:59 No.371227

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>>371198
Your mom is a menko.

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)22:01:15 No.371248

>>371227
Your dad is a menko.

Anonymous 04/21/26(Tue)01:05:04 No.371252

>>371194
Imagine being that BBC, jesus

Anonymous 04/21/26(Tue)03:16:20 No.371256

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>>371252
The gettin's good for a yung buck until it ain't. 9 months later this thing pops outta her, what you doin then? Wifing her down? Sniffing her pussy? Back in the cuck cage with you, goy.. its decision time..

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Post Reviews of Movies You've Recently Watched Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)03:13:49 No.331158 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Just saw Scaramouche (1952). An 18th century revenge tale about a man who plays a clown in a theater troupe by day as he plots to kill a heartless aristocrat by night to avenge the death of his best friend and foster brother.

The film feels very ahead of its time both visually and in terms of writing. This is probably because it blends elements of several different genres, which seems to have confused the critics of its day. It's essentially a swashbuckler but with a lot of time dedicated to political drama and comedy. It's also very risque for its time. As incongruent as this sounds, it actually balances these aspects rather well. The biggest weakness in the story is the ending, which feels somewhat underwhelming after everything building up to it and the final plot twist is more than a little hard to swallow. That being said, I don't think it detracts from the film too much.

The characters, even the side ones, are fairly strong and memorable and the acting is quite good as well. A few of the actors even act more like French actors than American ones. The villain is especially great. The only one of the main cast who feels like a typical Hollywood actor from the 50's is Janet Leigh but she's still adequate in her role.

The visuals, like I said, are ahead of their time. Only by a about a decade or so though; it certainly doesn't look modern. The most famous thing about this movie is the 5-minute long swordfight at the end. Despite its length, that fight scene is able to maintain a high level of excitement and tension throughout which is quite a feat since you know the hero is going to win in the end. There are many other swordfights in the movie too and they're all used pretty intelligently to serve the plot. What's nice about the fight scenes is that there's very little music in them and the silence helps tremendously.

Overall, I give Scaramouche an 8/10.

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Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)05:03:58 No.370400

>>370397
*resident
>>370398
>Most dogshit movie in the franchise until the Abramstrek abortions.
What I should have said was the one I found the most entertaining. This is also my first time watching the movies. So as much I had a good time with it, I might not feel that way after seeing them again. I liked the levity of The Voyage Home, but after a couple more viewings it might not hold up very well with me. Maybe the ones I didn't like as much will connect with me better eventually too.
>In fact in many ways, their model is all the moronic, offensively anti-Star-Trek shit in IV.
I think the movies started going off course from a pure Star Trek experience after The Motion Picture. It might not be packed with action, but action was only one part of what made Star Trek what it was. When Star Trek moves too far in the action direction it just feels like it's imitating Star Wars to me.

I just wrapped up the series less than a day ago, but I feel like Star Trek: The Motion Picture might end up being my favorite on a long enough timescale.

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)09:11:08 No.370403

>>370095
>>370397
>>370398
>>370400
I only saw each of these films once about 10 years ago. 3, 4, and 5 stand out to me the most so I think on that metric they are the best. Dead Spock, whales, God. Overall, none of the films are very memorable but those three in particular are the ones that left any impression on me.

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)06:33:17 No.370508

>>370403
II and III blend into each other in my memory now after watching IV, V, and VI, but other than that I agree. I was disappointed with II because of how people speak of it like it's some classic of cinema and had a better time with III. I think The Motion Picture has been more memorable for me than III and feel like it gets dumped on too much.

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)03:47:36 No.371224

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>White Heat (1949)
Great movie. It doesn't feel like noir so much as it feels like a 30s-era gangster movie with a psychological edge. Cagney's character is unlikeable and unrelatable, yet you can't help but want to know more about him. You can probably count on one hand the movies that have been able to pull that off. That being said, all of the other characters are forgettable.

>Zatoichi (1960)
Zatoichi is a much more interesting character than I thought he would be. The others, if not quite as strong, are at least good enough for the story. It also has beautiful b&w cinematography. There's not really anything wrong with the movie. I still wouldn't put on the level of Mizoguchi or Kurosawa's samurai films, though.

American Graffiti (1973)
Not very deep, but it is a lot of fun. The characters are all likeable, and some sequences are downright inspired. Probably the best teenage slice of life movie ever made (and also probably the only one in that genre that I like). I really wish George Lucas would have continued directing little movies like this now and then.

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)22:00:42 No.371247

>>371224
>It doesn't feel like noir so much as it feels like a 30s-era gangster movie with a psychological edge
I think that's always what I've appreciated about it.

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WFC Taxi Driver & Trainspotting Gahoole 04/13/26(Mon)21:25:03 No.371022 [Reply]

>Suffering from insomnia, disturbed loner Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) takes a job as a New York City cabbie, haunting the streets nightly, growing increasingly detached from reality as he dreams of cleaning up the filthy city. When Travis meets pretty campaign worker Betsy (Cybill Shepherd), he becomes obsessed with the idea of saving the world, first plotting to assassinate a presidential candidate, then directing his attentions toward rescuing 12-year-old prostitute Iris (Jodie Foster).

>Heroin addict Mark Renton (Ewan McGregor) stumbles through bad ideas and sobriety attempts with his unreliable friends - Sick Boy (Jonny Lee Miller), Begbie (Robert Carlyle), Spud (Ewen Bremner) and Tommy (Kevin McKidd). He also has an underage girlfriend, Diane (Kelly Macdonald), along for the ride. After cleaning up and moving from Edinburgh to London, Mark finds he can't escape the life he left behind when Begbie shows up at his front door on the lam, and a scheming Sick Boy follows.

NEXT WEEKS THEMES: Based on a sketch from SNL or a similar show & The most soyjak movie you can think of

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Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:36:29 No.371184

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>Based on a sketch from SNL or a similar show
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
>The most soyjak movie you can think of
Avatar (2009)

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>>371022
> Based on a sketch from SNL or a similar show
Wayne's World (1992)
>The most soyjak movie you can think of
Avengers (2012) or Lawnmower Man (1992)

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)23:33:29 No.371218

>>371040
You have no idea what life was like before the smartphone oneshotted humanity in 2007. That video from 1987 could have been a video from 2000 and the only things different in it would have been the haircuts and fashion.

You have no idea what was stolen from you. Throw your smartphone in the trash, get a landline, cancel your internet connection.

Live in real life. Literally all it takes to have a real life is to just get rid of this internet nonesense and go outside. You won't be alone, there are plenty of people that have escaped Plato's cave and are living kick ass lives. They got married, had kids, they have entire social circles that have no clue what is happening on tiktok or youtube.

Just go outside and live. We are all waiting for you.

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)00:44:08 No.371222

>>371218
Are you posting from a computer at the library?

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)00:54:21 No.371223

>>371222
Yes, in india.

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It seems the sci-fi thread has disappeared Anonymous 12/17/24(Tue)10:14:50 No.345621 [Reply]

Time for a new one.
Remember when PPP and Surfer reviewed this episode?

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Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)09:57:28 No.371153

>>366105
I think Star Trek's alien designs got dumber looking over time. I much prefer the TOS look to the movies or anything afterwards. Those deformed foreheads look hideous.

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)18:42:13 No.371214

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I really like The One. It's a perfect combination of solid plot and lore with the Hong Kong level of wire martial arts.

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Kino soundtrack

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)23:56:06 No.371220

>>371214
>>371215
It was all right, but like all of Jet Li's roles he is seemingly incapable of not playing an angry man who takes himself too seriously.

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)00:37:02 No.371221

>>371220
I think there was a distinct split of the multiversal characters he played in The One, a kind hearted character and the other is the bad ass with an attitude.

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Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)18:08:17 No.371017 [Reply]

LOOK WHAT HOLLYWOOD DID TO OUR GIRL

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Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)07:55:48 No.371197

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>>371190
BBCMENKO

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)12:16:53 No.371204

>>371197
That dude must have a small cock because lookswise he could do better than that menko mutt.

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)13:09:43 No.371205

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>>371204
He pregnanted her.

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)13:52:26 No.371206

>>371197
>>371204
SHE FUCKED DIVORCED HIM LMAO

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)16:28:06 No.371211

>>371206
She said she did porn because she was traumatized by the divorce of her parents.

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Euphoria Season 3 Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)21:59:36 No.369781 [Reply]

I've heard talk that she has actual sex in the third season

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Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)11:27:46 No.371203

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>>370125
LMAO

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)13:55:09 No.371207

>>371203
I forgot this bitch's namne? Who is she? Don't tell me bbcamenko!!!

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>>371207
It's literally written on the pic.

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)15:20:25 No.371209

>>371208
That's a shame, she would be very attractive if she hadn't made herself into a freak.

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)16:04:02 No.371210

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>>371209
She was a menko.

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Scam and Hyde got taken for a ride Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:44:45 No.371166 [Reply]

Owned

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)20:10:50 No.371169

>2026
>I am forgotten

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)10:30:46 No.371189

scambo was forced to stop appearing on fishtank after the nepstein files dropped

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Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)07:56:03 No.371186 [Reply]

It seems there's a documentary of Norm Macdonald out there, all I could find was this animation with Trump wearing a beanie larping as a pastor and get btfo and no, none of the funny kikes do the bam biddi biddi bum bum dance like in 12 Crazy Nights
0J/10

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