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 No.341589[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

YouTube is the new television. Everyone watches it and it's where all of the prime kinographers upload their kino. Therefore, we should be able to talk about it on a kino board.
In semi-recent news, Chuggaconroy, the Big Harv of the LP world, is back on YouTube. Some trannies tried to bully him off the platform over some made up metoo allegations, but he told them to shove and is back making his let's plays again.
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 No.345550

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>>345545
A new challenger has appeared, I've lost the count at how many numales are seething at his channel.

 No.345566

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Remember when Earwinson and his cappos tried to force the term "Kino dogma 2007"?
This is the real deal.

 No.345582

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These small channel interviews are kino

 No.345583

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>>345566
I didn't get it

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>>345582
I thought that was Max Hardcore at first.


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 No.344846[Reply]

>she voted for Donald Trump
>she voted for Donald Trump?
>SHE VOTED FOR TRUMP JERRY
>Well… that's ok, so what? She wants to make America great again. Maybe she likes the hats, they're nice hats.
>You don't understand. He's going to CRUSH ME with these tariffs
>These tariffs? What are you talking about? You're a tariff guy now? You've never been a tariff guy. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable having lunch with a tariff guy.
>… I've made deals
>You've made deals.
>SHHH. I've made… unfortunate deals with certain baby oil distributors from outside the US
>Did Kramer put you up to this?
>OF COURSE KRAMER PUT ME UP TO THIS. DO YOU THINK I'D BE SELLING BABY OIL TO RAPPERS IF KRAMER DIDN'T PUT ME UP TO THIS?
>…to rappers…?
>I'm in deep, Jerry
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 No.345031

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>>345026
Doubt it, since they shut it down as soon as it got out of line. For those who missed it, a year or two ago, someone made AI Seinfield, that streamed on Twitch 24/7 and it would generate scenes, camera-work, the cast, the dialogue and the laughtrack all on the spot. It was quite impressive, even if 99% of the jokes were unfunny, but then it generated mp4 related and the stream got shut down for violating Twitch's Rules.
As an idea of how the show functioned, here are some other clips from when it streamed.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=yn0iVOtr6FE
It's very uncanny and weird, especially when the "audience" would laugh at the setup of the joke, but not the payoff, like the gummy bear joke.

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>>345026
Too soon, Ai has been lobotomized for all weak faggots to tolerate.

>>345031
Too bad nobody has made a screencap on the chat when that scene happened.

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>>345031
Jesus Yeshua that's actually impressive

 No.345066

>>345051
>>345065
Apparently it got renewed for a second season, now with extra locations, and more Kosher dialogue.
https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever

 No.345556

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>>344846
>I went to the Jews4Trump rally so I could feel accepted for once in my life
>But d'you know what they told me!? I'll tell you what they told me!
<TOO JEWISH!



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 No.345543[Reply]

and no one wants to buy your blowjobs anymore? Terrible Catholic.


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 No.345489[Reply]

Family Vacation never did it for me. But Christmas Vacation hit. It wasn't kiked at all :')
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>>345495
>They still fail to condition the American people to dislike Christmas to this day
They don't want you to dislike Christmas, they have just mutated the meaning into the retail and travel industry bonanza it is, while Christ takes a backseat. And it worked. If people wanted peace on earth, they would be protesting for the removal of the Zionist regime fomenting these wars.

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These SNL styled comedies that got popular from the 80s onward really jewd up the whole comedy genre into their style. Watch comedies from the 70s and before and you will notice a difference.

>>345495
They also kept pushing this dysfunctional family crap where everyone hated each other that was there in all these movies, almost like an effort to destroy the concept of family and holiday family get togethers.

 No.345506

>>345502
70s comedies tend to be pretentious and awkward. It's like they were all made by the kind of white guy that every black comedian does an impression of. 80s comedies are more in line with pre 70s comedies. They're just dirtier and more lowbrow.

 No.345539

>>345502
>>345506
Yall some jerks. Chimp in the passenger seat with Clint Eastwood driving has to be watched to settle who's correct on how I decide this topic from henceforth.

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>>345539
The sequel was good (maybe better) too.



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 No.345188[Reply]

Merry Christmas, /tv/. I'm an anon from 8chan, and we are organizing our inter-board Christmas event. This project aims to gather around anons from different imageboard and anonymous communities from all around internet during a weekend and celebrate Christmas together. The planned date is December 14 and 15 and it's going to be here https://8chan.moe/christmas you can make your "embassy" thread talking about your IB, its history and local memes.

I hope to see you there. If you have any other questions please make me know, I'll be more than grateful to answer.
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>>345521
I watched it for like 2 minutes and then left. blacked sucks. the entire altchan sphere sucks. you suck too.

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>>345520
is this a single man effort? we should've grabbed kino christmas episodes from multiple series

 No.345531

>>345523
It is, I hope I could get more people onboard next year and have better coordination.
>>345521
Sorry I didn't pick your recs, it's hard to pick what to stream when you have limited time and you are setting up a schedule that should appease like 10 different image board communities. I suggest you to pick your favorite stream platform and stream the movies you like, I can give you a pin so most people would see it.

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>>345521
mexicans, man. what can you do?

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 No.345487[Reply]

just trying something something

 No.345488

Oh cool Russian Kino.



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 No.345342[Reply]

ZACH WON
Oh what a time to be a hapa, Emma Dumont has just trooned out.
Can't say I'm surprised, she was always troon adjacent and even went as far as calling herself a "bioqueen" (biological woman who does the "drag queen" thing).
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>>345344
The one that kinda pissed me off was when they had Shauna Rae be a mudshark.

It's like "finally, something for US" and then they pull the rug out.

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>>345344
Damn I can't believe those dastardly dajoos orchestrated this, people will HAVE to back the trans agenda now they have *checks notes* the woman who almost had a speaking role in Oppenheimer…

 No.345379

>>345378
More likely than the holohoax.

 No.345471

>>345342
Awesome,short king.

 No.345473

>>345379
Edgy.
Wash your penis.



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 No.344921[Reply]

DRAC'S BACK

HALLOWEEN ON CHRISTMAS
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I saw the Witch just now. Wow, what an awesome and I think not so implicitly traditional/anti-feminist film. Eggers does a great job of faithfully conveying his sources. He is the most interesting director out there right now.

I am stoked for Nosferatu. The last time I was in a theater was only Dune 2 and The Northman, and Dune 2 sucked as bad as 1.

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>>345386
Why is it called "The Witch" when the poster clearly shows "The VVitch"? Is it about Very Very bad Itch??

 No.345424

>>345398
In the time the story takes place, they hadn't yet invented the W letter.

 No.345439

>>345424
Vhat?!?!

 No.345472

In the name innit double U.



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 No.345285[Reply]

r8
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>>345285
Obama compiles a list of his favorite movies and tv shows each year. Seems he has a lot of free time in between making expensive and rare speeches.

 No.345447

>>345445
What will be on his 2024 list?

 No.345456

>>345445
You post this every year, he has a few gems here and there, but he's basically good for knowing which films to avoid.

 No.345461

>>345445
>onigger

 No.345469

>>345303
C'mon man, Cunter Biden just took photos of him standing naked next to children not fucking them, whereas Bill Clit was a recurring client of Epstein.



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 No.342656[Reply]

Post your favorite Simpsons jokes.
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>>344616
Propane and propanus

 No.345462

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newest episode is kino

 No.345465

>>344616
King of the hill in general is kino.

 No.345466

>>344616
>3rd image
>Mangione
Holy cat, how's that for synchronicity.

 No.345467

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I only saw this episode once back in high school, but I've always remembered that quote for some reason and chuckled at it.



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