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Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)22:07:18 No.368659 [Reply]

Don't forget to see Silent Hill this opening weekend. Assuming the ice age doesn't kill us all.

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)22:16:29 No.368660

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)22:32:00 No.368661

>>368660
That's right, no to snow storms! Yes to Silent Hill! Which for some reason was released in January and not Halloween! Weirdly enough, the first movie wasn't released for Halloween either, but the god awful second one was! Isn't that weird?!

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)22:34:12 No.368662

>>368661
A lot of horror movies don't get released at Halloweentime. Many of them get released around Valentine's Day because they are popular on dates.

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Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)17:47:33 No.368648 [Reply]

He/Him-Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx7wQI6RY

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)18:04:17 No.368649

Okay so aside from a man ever being in a human resources position and anybody giving a single shit about what people in human resources do in their free time, this doesn't look that bad. One too many niggers. Otherwise, not THAT bad.

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)18:08:45 No.368650

>>368649
FWIW it looks good. I have no illusions it'll be as good as the original, but I'll still check it out.

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)18:28:24 No.368651

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>>368648

Fake News.Here's the real teaser!

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)21:33:29 No.368656

>Hollywood so creatively bankrupt that they're mining old toy lines for ideas
When is the Furby movie?

Anonymous 01/22/26(Thu)21:47:55 No.368657

>>368656
inb4 horror movie like M3gan.

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I, Robot Anonymous 12/29/25(Mon)18:06:09 No.367731 [Reply]

The 1995 Outer Limits episode was way more kino than the Woll Smoth movie

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)02:45:31 No.367803

>>367731
I believe that 100%.

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)05:33:18 No.367810

The Will Smith movie basically inverts the entire theme of Asimov's story. It's basically one of those cases where some asswipe in a suit slaps an existing title onto a completely unrelated screenplay to market it on name recognition.

Anonymous 01/21/26(Wed)10:58:43 No.368629

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This is now an outer limits thread where we post our favorites and episodes we just enjoyed. Just saw s4e3 Hearts and Minds on TV airing. Space war kino with a great twist. I guess all the episodes are free on the jewtube but I like the randomness of TV airing.

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Juggalo4Lyfe!1PzfJ15Sbs 01/03/26(Sat)06:26:23 No.367969 [Reply]

Why is "millennial writing" so commonly attributed to millennials when its creators and most popular writers were all Gen X?

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Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)07:12:35 No.368554

>>368552
those poor hags are clutching to youth as it slips between their tightening grasp.

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)07:18:07 No.368555

>>368552
the tall one mogs them all, biggest tits too

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)11:53:39 No.368565

>>368550
Oh look my state mandated wife has arrived, thank you.

Anonymous 01/21/26(Wed)02:32:24 No.368602

>>368555
I can't decide between her or the one with the light bangs. They're still poseurs.

Anonymous 01/21/26(Wed)02:34:13 No.368603

>>368602
Easy decision, the short one with the light bangs is partially walled already. The tall one is not.

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Bardot dies Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)10:36:58 No.367690 [Reply]

Presse la f

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Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)15:35:28 No.368000

>>367817
Bardot dumb ass

emoji knows all the best girls

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)17:49:17 No.368005

>>368000
>emoji knows all the best girls
So do many fashion designers. And much like Emoji, they're all super gay.

Anonymous 01/04/26(Sun)06:00:27 No.368016

>>368005
You're just mad you never had the exhilarating experience of your innocence being taken

Anonymous 01/19/26(Mon)15:15:19 No.368502

She was a line in the Billy Joel boomer anthem, "We Didn't Start The Fire".

Anonymous 01/19/26(Mon)16:36:08 No.368511

>>368502
Billy Joel sucks so bad, its beyond words how gay he is

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WE SHALL REBUILD Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)22:11:46 No.365762 [Reply]

https://www.boredpanda..com/pierce-brosnans-wife-incredible-weight-loss-journey/

We must destroy in order to rebuild

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Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)14:17:27 No.366800

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>>366798
very difficult to summon

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)14:22:07 No.366801

>>366798
I thought you might have been referring to her, but wasn't sure because you said singer. She's not a singer, she's an actress.

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)14:35:50 No.366808

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>>366784
Jonah hill was the same but at least he tried to branch out. Also lost his weight before ozempic.

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)14:56:18 No.366815

>>366801
she's fat, Australian and sang in those girl movies about singing. that's close enough.
plus I wasnt that anon, I just answered with a fat, singing aussie

Anonymous 01/19/26(Mon)04:06:23 No.368472

>>366808
He was getting to be too powerful, so they nerfed him.

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Anonymous 12/15/25(Mon)06:20:49 No.367103 [Reply]

I've come to realize that Jim Carrey was never that funny. He's made some good movies, but the best ones (Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show) aren't really comedies. Most of the comedies he's made (Liar Liar, Fun with Dick and Jane) are generic comedies that could have starred anyone with a bit of comedic timing. The only movies that are really unique to Carrey, the ones that show what he contributed to the comedy genre, are Ace Ventura 1 and 2, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, and maybe The Cable Guy.
The Ace Ventura movies, I have to admit, in spite of all my nostalgia for them, are not good movies. The only memorable parts are the tranny reveal in the first one and the rhino birth of the second.
I didn't like Dumb and Dumber as a kid and I like it less now.
The Cable Guy is mediocre. Everyone hated it when it came out, and then internet contrarians started saying it was actually a masterpiece. It's really nothing special.
The Mask is the only one that approaches good, and even then it's a 7/10 at best.

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Anonymous 12/15/25(Mon)08:13:57 No.367108

I enjoyed The Mask and Truman Show, but would agree with you guys assessment. You know that quote posted a lot on imageboards about "Those who pretend to be retarded for a laugh soon open the gates for actual retards who think they're in good company"? Thats Jim Carrey's career. He has cheapened comedy

Anonymous 12/15/25(Mon)15:44:36 No.367115

>>367103
False. Ace Ventura was pure overacting kino. Me, Myself and Irene was actually a very good physical comedy and is Louis CK approved.
>I've come to realize that Jim Carrey was never that funny
He was funny in the 90s. His comedy didn't age well. Most comedy doesn't age well.
>He's made some good movies, but the best ones (Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show) aren't really comedies
And this is the real heart of any Jim Carrey discusion: Jim Carry is a great actor because Jim Carrey is crazy enough to be a great. actor. All the best ones are bonkers, and Jim is fucking bananas. If the 80s and 90s were him trying to act and be seen as a comedian, than the 00s and 10s were him acting to not seem complete insane.
Jim Carrey is one of the greats.
Unironically.

Anonymous 12/15/25(Mon)20:45:36 No.367132

The Cable Guy isn't so much a comedy as an acerbic critique of mass media culture.

>>367105
>Jim Carrey just comes across like a hyperactive manchild who wants attention
Yeah because he was on SSRIs throughout the '90s.

Anonymous 12/15/25(Mon)22:10:21 No.367136

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He nails the sad clown role. He was really good in "Kidding" where he plays a childrens entertainer whose son died. Ran for two seasons on Showtime.

Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)14:02:51 No.368430

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>>367103
He fucked people.

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Anonymous 01/04/26(Sun)07:01:12 No.368018 [Reply]

MAISIE WILLIAMS

IS BACK ON THE MENU

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Anonymous 01/04/26(Sun)22:24:06 No.368047

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>>368044
even millie BOGGED to look 40 at 20 is better looking than quasimodo

Anonymous 01/04/26(Sun)22:36:29 No.368048

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>>368019
accurate

Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)23:00:34 No.368069

>>368045
You mean besides their bodies, which was the whole of what I was comparing?

Anonymous 01/07/26(Wed)05:45:38 No.368092

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>>368018
MAISISTERS REJOICE

Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)01:34:24 No.368402

>>368048
She is honestly incapable of being less than a dime

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Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)19:39:06 No.368336 [Reply]

this fucking sucks

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Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)22:32:13 No.368353

>>368341
zoooooooooooooooooooooom

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)22:38:14 No.368355

>>368353
He's better for it tbqh. Epitome of dumpster fire

Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)03:49:12 No.368363

A lot of people really like this movie for some reason. It has a messy script and mediocre direction and a lot of missed opportunities.
It must be a nostalgia thing as Cameron Crowe has no well-regarded post-9/11 movies. That warm nostalgia is really his strongest attribute, and when the cinema lost the taste for that, it lost any use for Cameron Crowe.

Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)16:22:36 No.368382

Never seen it but it's always on those list of highly rated movies they tell you to see.

Why does it suck?

Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)00:57:26 No.368400

>>368382
It's a roastie flick. It actually insists on itself. To summarize the waste of film "she's a victim of the decisions she makes"

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Stephen King's IT Sewer Scene Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)14:07:13 No.365705 [Reply]

are we ever going to get an adaptation of this in any future Film or TV Series Projects where the director and writers aren't a bunch of whipped pussies and actually include this scene in it, seriously if the age is a problem they can always just age them a little to like 13 - 15 and then I reckon it won't be as much of an issue then…

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Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)10:28:45 No.368250

I wish they wouldn't always pussy out over the most sought after part of this story…..

Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)12:10:55 No.368251

>>368250
Somewhere, in an underground bunker, there is a fan edit of the movie which includes that scene, done with AI.

Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)16:26:54 No.368384

>>368251
Hollywood jews actually filmed the scene in its entirety but didn't include it in the movie, they just kept it for themselves.

Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)16:30:29 No.368385

>>365705
You want this but what you'll get is a dozen little boys doing it and there'll barely be any scenes of the girl. Like porn, half of it will be the boy's reactions and since there's a dozen of them, it'll simply end up being gay

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