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 No.375932[Reply]

These are pretty popular lately

 No.375937

>>375932
Only true Seinfeld fans will get this.

 No.375965

lmao



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 No.375851[Reply]

Sorry I neglected the thread for a bit. Below are the picks for September.

Borat
>Outrageous situations occur when Borat, a popular reporter from Kazakhstan, comes to the United States to film a documentary on what makes America a great nation. Along the way, he manages to offend just about everyone he meets, fall in love with actress Pamela Anderson, and set forth on a cross-country journey to make her his wife.

Otoko wa Tsurai yo 1969
>It's Tough Being a Man is a 1969 Japanese comedy film directed by Yoji Yamada and starring Kiyoshi Atsumi. It is the first entry in the popular, long-running Otoko wa Tsurai yo series.

Bros 2022
>Bobby is a neurotic podcast host who's happy to go on Tinder dates and content not to have a serious relationship. That all changes when he meets Aaron, an equally detached lawyer who likes to play the field. Repeatedly drawn to each other, both men begin to show their vulnerable sides as their undeniable attraction turns into something resembling a commitment.

Dersu Uzula 1975
>"Dersu Uzala" is epic in form yet intimate in scope. Set in the forests of Eastern Siberia at the turn of the century, it is a portrait of the friendship that grows between an aging hunter and a Russian surveyor. A romantic hymn to nature and the human spirit, it boasts a performance by Maxim Munzuk as the wise and wizened old man of the Taiga.

A Shot in the Dark (1964)
>A chambermaid at the Ballon residence in Paris is accused of murdering her lover. Against the wishes of Chief Inspector Dreyfuss, the infamous Clouseau is assigned to the case. Death follows the maid wherever she goes, yet Clouseau is stubbornly convinced of her innocence.
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 No.375893

>>375851
>gay flick
>Jew flick
tvchomo.moses living up to the name.

 No.375894

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>>375893
one of them was supposed to be an interracial sex film

 No.375908

>>375893
Nobody calls the site that except Poozach, who is the pot calling the teacup a nigger.
>>375894
I was thinking this was going to be Louis Theroux interviewing Louis C.K.

 No.375913

>Otoko wa Tsurai yo 1969

I remember a few years ago one of those small-minded, far-right intellectuals larping about how Baron Cohen is one of the most intelligent and well-educated men in the world…

And yet, he supposedly being cancelled.

 No.375963

>>375913
>one of those small-minded, far-right intellectuals larping about how Baron Cohen is one of the most intelligent and well-educated men in the world…
u wot m8



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 No.368034[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Preferably Kino
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 No.374409

Death to kikes. Death to niggers. Glory to Whitekind. Hapa supremacy forever. Hapas will save the world.

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>>374409
Good goy. Destroy the White race through racial mongrelization.

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>>375958

It's not fair to use pre 2000 born canadian hapas as an example. They're just too superior.

 No.375960

>>375959
>>375958
prime Bleach meat

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>>375960

Correct


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 No.375780[Reply]

He's back
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 No.375875

>>375862
>pet mom
I don't trust anyone that labels their pets as their children and themsleves as their mom/dad

 No.375910

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>>375862
>Labrador, the good goy dog. Does anyone remember the nigger trying to kidnap a girl and the family's labrador doing nothing, not even barking?
Nobody gets Labs or Golden Retrievers to be guard dogs. They get them to be safe companion animals. Having a dog capable of protecting a household against intruders is a double-edged sword. A powerful dog capable of guarding a household requires serious training and can be hard to control even if they're well trained and would genuinely be capable of doing so.
>Then comes the Rottweiler. Perhaps because Jews associate them simultaneously with Germans and Romans.
Rottweilers are the second most common breed involved in fatal dog attacks after shit bulls. It's a pretty big drop off after shit bulls, but people don't mistrust Rottweilers for no reason.

 No.375911

>>375910
Labs are good watchdogs, but not for actually defending the home.

My lab is very alert and will bark loudly at anyone or anything passing by. But he's definitely "all bark and no bite."

 No.375922

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>>375911
Labs are good boys regardless of whether or not they'd be good defensive dogs.

 No.375953

>>375831
>>375832
>>375861
Dogs freak out when they smell fear and the Middle East is controlled via fear. A dog will randomly attach a silent and stressed and also repressed Muslim if he or she sits there doing nothing at all but feeling emoitions go up and down like a roller coaster without the right to express such emotions.

That's my two-shekels on the matter, but my first instinct was that Muslims are so touchy about sex that they are afraid the dogs will top their women and or that the men will fuck the female dogs. You don't eat the dog, you don't use it's fur nor leather, you don't get eggs from it nor milk, you can't hunt with a dog in the desert, so what is it for? Muslim men want women to act like dogs for them and the women can't just ignolre their men while playing with pupplies when they are meant to be barefoot in the kitchen working for their man. It's because just giving emotionn to the dog is seen as cheating even if the dog is a good boy and ingores their raging and repressed emotions.

Surely one or the other is somewhat right rather than their profit simply having been a cat person due to ancient Egyptian culture/religion of worshipping cats and seeing dogs (jackals?) as a symbol of death and that effecting culture due to faggy relgious bullshitery. Jackels ate orphans and shit, kinda like people seeing crows as magic for their eating fallen soldiers. Same tier of creepy animals effecting the humans. That and crows copy humans if they scream as they die, so a child at some point seeing his sister getting eaten by jackals and another seeing his father being eaten by crows going AAAAAAHHHH had to effect some people….

>look up reason

>"unclean"
Yeah, and a pig is "Unclean" meaning it had worms and if you ate it without cooking it enough you got your brain eaten out by worms. There's always a hidden meaning. Fire is magic for a reason in such religious contexts. It cleans the thing, purifies, gets rid of the demonic 'worms' and such as germs were not known about, ergo unclean means demonic. Dogs didn't pass down germs to humans nor worms nor parasites tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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 No.375945[Reply]

>While interviewed on the Happy. Sad. Confused. podcast, Snyder mentions he's just waiting for "some licenses to completely finish" before releasing his new version since the film is still being licensed to streamers. Snyder emphasizes that a director's cut is "definitely on the docket." He notes plans to bring back the actresses for additional ADR work, and remains committed to releasing his director's cut.

 No.375946

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the movie really ends with the guy raping a lobotomized girl.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xIRPD20LZV3Jqus6aqq_lq6HQldTRey6/view

 No.375947

>>375946
How did the original theatrical version end? I only watched the movie once, but I remember it had a bad ending of some sort.

 No.375948

>>375947
if i recall rightly that dude who'd been blue balling over Babydoll throughout the entire movie at the end tries to kisses her but she says back to him that he'll never have her before she gets lobotomized

there was also mentions that there's a scene of Babydoll's step farther actually having sex with her but it's only from a flashback that only lasts like about a couple minutes

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Is Sucker Punch any good? I've never watched it before.

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thoroughly idiosyncratic and fitfully compelling



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 No.375950[Reply]

JUST

 No.375951

>>375950
I forgot this was a real thing, seems like an April Fool's prank.

 No.375973

Yakuzapedo slop thread.



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 No.371086[Reply]

Japan is currently airing a romance drama for women called "Ladies on Top" where the female lead pegs the male lead who has erectile dysfunction. It's an adaptation of a manga. Is this too far? Has Japan fallen?

Summary translated from Japanese:

The sweet and innocent Mizuki Kajitani (Kohaku Shida) had a secret worry she couldn't share with anyone. It was that she felt a "tingling discomfort" whenever men showed her affection, causing her to lose interest.

Even on a date with her new, high-caliber boyfriend, Takayuki Shinomiya (Sōto Takao), she couldn't shake the uneasy feeling she got from his gentle pats on the head and gentlemanly escort…

And then came their first night together. Shinomiya, eager to take the lead with Mizuki, loses his "masculine confidence" due to past trauma and the pressure of the moment.

The instant she saw his vulnerable, dejected, and blushing face, Mizuki's heart began to race like never before. "…Maybe I actually prefer taking the lead."

Realizing her true nature, Mizuki pushes the bewildered Shinomiya down-!

Shedding society's definition of "normal," an unprecedented battle for dominance in love is about to begin-
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 No.371597

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>>371412
BBCMENKO

 No.371600

>>371599
Jav is superior to blacked to be honest.

 No.374254

>>371127
Bump for this

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 No.375921

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THIS is what the audience for this looks like???



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 No.374810[Reply]

The story of Seven Samurai is a timeless classic.
I have watched The Magnificent Seven(western), Battle Beyond the Stars(scifi), Samurai 7(anime), Rebel Moon(scifi).
All have some writing or pacing problems, but still enjoyable. All the remakes are decent regardless of genre, solid 6 or 7.
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 No.374864

>>374848
The movement of the camera. It feels natural, it feels like the right decision and it looks nice.
I am not an educated man, so forgive my choice of words. A more educated man can probably write essay about the effectiveness of his camera work, framing, techniques, etc.

 No.375020

The Magnificent Seven is kike approved overrated crap.

 No.375878

I haven't watched any Kurosawa yet.
The only way out will be piracy.

One of the actors who worked on several of his films was close to Mishima, I think; at least they were involved in projects against communists in Japan.

 No.375899

>>375878
Mishima despised Kurosawa.

 No.375915

>>375899
Toshirō Mifune



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 No.374147[Reply]

does this asshole know how much of a hard lined Leftist he's becoming, I used to like watching him till became such a tranny loving coon cuck.

and I also hate how he'll shit on anyone and everyone who doesn't share in his Extremist Leftist views and his Woke Virtue Signalling pandering agenda
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 No.374194

>>374147
they've gone too far out on that limb. it's over.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr2K71gtZk4&ra=m

 No.375321

They are the left because they're all that's left…

 No.375433

>it's over.

 No.375872

It's incredible how the JewTube algorithm LOVES shilling him and other faggots of the same type.

Even in open-source apps that I use to watch YouTube without ads and such, I open a video that has nothing to do with American/UK drama and politics, and these apps recommend videos from him instead of truly related content.

Without a doubt, this must be the most botted content on YouTube.

 No.375912

>>375872
>Year of Our Lord 2026
>still not understanding how YouTube algorithm works

You may not like it, but you do need to sign in to get a feed and recommendations properly tailored to you. The more channels you subscribe to, the more videos you personally select that you watch, the better tailored the recommendations will be. Contrarily, if you watch things you don't really want, you will get crappy recommendations. Garbage in, garbage out.



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 No.375579[Reply]

The main character is literally Yakuza. His waifu is in front of him the entire time and he's oblivious.
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>>375705
>cuckime poster was the biggest gooner of them all
pottery

 No.375742

>>375602
That is only true for certain art styles, none of the Doraemon characters for instance look like any kind of white people. Maybe deformed ones like you.

 No.375744

>>375742
It's true for most anime. You may not like it, but it's true.

 No.375745

>>375742
older animes before the 2000s sure but huwhite anime characters have been the norm more and more since dragon ball ended

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