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 No.373634[Reply]

How did the man in black become the monster?
What did Jacob and his successors actually do?
What was the ending about? mutilverse? and then they lived in the afterlife and met again?

 No.373637

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>Looking for answers from Jew Jew Abrams and Rabbi Lindelof

KEK!



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 No.373599[Reply]

Holy shit guys IDDUBZ is back, he is back!
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 No.373621

SAY NIGGER

 No.373623

>>373612
She has ruined the entirety of her skin with tattoos because of masochistic anti-White self-loathing, and you're worried about a mole?

 No.373629

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You DID support her podcast, right chud?

 No.373632

>>373629
Imagine marrying this

 No.373633

>>373632
Yeah her body is so aggressively mid and sexless but her loudmouthed libtard personality is the worst. She about to get a Q tatt'd in that spade and cuck simple ian, lmao



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 No.373583[Reply]

HA HA HA HA HA
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 No.373587

>>373586
Ellen Page was always a biological male.

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>>373587
>Ellen Page was always a biological male.

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>>373586
She had the perfect adult body for pedos.

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>>373596

Just like my legal loli Anna!

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 No.372703[Reply]

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>>331158

>The Amusement Park

This is basically an extended PSA about the struggles of the elderly. I'd seen a few quotes from critics raving about it, but I don't think it's some kind of rediscovered masterpiece the way it's apparently been made out to be. It really boils down to the protagonist going through a series of misfortunes. On the plus side, I think it's pretty effective at creating an atmosphere of despair. I definitely appreciated the low-rent '70s production values, which I think help add to that feeling. I liked some of the library music too. There was one piece that I think I remember from Dawn of the Dead. I also liked the beginning and end with Lincoln Maazel doing double duty in the white room.

My verdict is that it's worth watching if you're a curious George Romero fan who wants to see some more of his older work, but I don't think it's something I would encourage anyone else to watch.
>Sleeper
This movie is a bit unique as far as flicks with dystopian sci-fi settings go in that that it's a full-blown comedy with a Dixieland jazz soundtrack. Most of the comedy sadly didn't appeal to me. It takes inspiration from the old-school slapstick of the '20s, but contrary to the critics for whatever reason I didn't find the gags to be anywhere as good as those of the old guys. There's definitely more of a verbal element to the humor too. It doesn't emphasize clever sight gags the way the acclaimed silent comedians tended to do. This is actually the first Woody Allen movie I've ever seen (I'm not counting watching Antz once as a kid), I think I understand that Orson Welles rant about Woody Allen now. In spite of his self-deprecating persona, he comes across like he can't get enough of himself and his own cleverness. There were some parts I did find amusing. The more Jew-themed parts in particular, like the robot tailors with prominent noses and thick Yiddish accents. Speaking of Jews, Woody Allen's character competes for the romantic interest of Diane Keaton's with a more attractive character named Erno, and of course he had to make a remark about his romantic rival's "Aryan" traits.

That last part rubbed me the wrong way, but as a whole I still found the movie watchable. I liked the retrofuturistic '70s dystopianismPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.372724

Imagine watching a non-pornographic movie in 2026, lmao

 No.372735

Recently I watched batman forever. It was very gay and bad, strangly colorful and somewhat entertaining.
>be more friendly to the kids
>bat flirts in non-child-friendly endlessly
>annoying sidekick
I miss when batman killed his enemies.

 No.372753

>>372735
>It was very gay
It was directed by a gay jewish man.

 No.373553

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I decided to give these Christopher Guest movies a try. I don't really have anything bad to say about them, but I also didn't think any of them measured up to This is Spinal Tap in terms of highlights. I did like how consistent the list of cast members is across the three movies, and Fred Willard's presence definitely elevates each of them. I also enjoyed seeing what type of character Christopher Guest would be playing next. When I first saw This is Spinal Tap as a teenager, I didn't realize I was watching the same guy who played Count Rugen in The Princess Bride. That always impressed me about him. He's kind of a chameleon.

I probably also would have appreciated them more if I'd spaced them out more. I feel like I overdosed on mockumentaries.

It could be due to the subject matter of aging musicians getting back together or the fact that the Guest-McKean-Shearer combo of Spinal Tap has returned in a different form, but I think A Mighty Wind is my favorite of the three.
>>372735
Maybe I just have bad taste, but it kept my interest more than the other Batman movies from the '89-'97 period. I thought the odd color scheme was an interesting choice, although it can't match the Art Deco style of the older Batman movies.



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 No.373223[Reply]

Charlize Theron is quite the unique case of a buck breaker.

>white south african

>sought therapy because she had white guilt about apartheid
>moved to America
>adopts an African boy and brings him to america
>at 3 years old he said 'im a girl' so she turned him into a tranny
>puts him in dresses, hormone therapy, uses female pronouns

Taking an African boy to America and turning him into a troon before kindergarten. HOF worthy buck breaker!
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>>373417
Wow, the social links in P6 sure look interesting.

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 No.373489

>>373419
White women want white Chads, not autist imageboard dwellers.

 No.373537

>>373489
Just be both theory. The idea is to remove women's rights forever.

 No.373549

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Vapid



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 No.370201[Reply]

>starring LITERALLY ME
>featuring a rock puppet with no CGI
>faithful to the book by Andy Weir
>directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
>written by Drew Goddard
Is kino back? Also how well does The Martian hold up a decade later?
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>>373527
Don't worry for me.

 No.373531

>>373528
All the races are going to end. This cannot keep going, the bbcamenkoes. They have too much powwr and do nothing with it besides menkoe.

Do you want to be a hapa or a niglet? I stand with team yellow.
Make hapas.

 No.373534

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>>373527
>It is literally tge only option for white guys.
Even knocking up a low-class white woman is a better option than making a Tenda Spencer.
>White women refise to have children and fuck niggers.
Except for the ones that don't.

By the way, your precious zipperhead women often act similar to the whores you're complaining about when they're exposed to Weimerican "culture." And have you seen the birthrates of South Korea, Japan, or Taiwan?
>We have to pivot to making hapas.
You're saying that because you're a mutt yourself and have a gook fetish you're trying to justify.
>I don't know what to tell yellow dudes.
You can tell them that you want to destroy their nations and fill their lands with dysgenic halfbreeds.

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>>373531
I love latina to be honest.

 No.373542

>>373534
>dedicated vision
>no future at all
Women really are retarded.



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 No.373438[Reply]

UFC

CONNOR VS HOLLOWAY 2
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 No.373492

>>373491
Biggest blue ball event in the history of MMA.

 No.373493

In my opinion, it should've been judged a no contest, but I guess they wanted a victor. There's always gonna be an asterisk next to this win for Holloway. I don't think McGregor will return after this, he has plenty of money and doesn't need to prove anything.

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BASED

 No.373498

Useless potato nigger who hasn't won a fight in 6.5 years comes back and KWAB's himself in 69 seconds

You love to see it!

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>>373440
Allie haze get fucked in the ass for 8000 dollars by Mandingo.
Also ultimate surrender fight were real. If you won the fight you get a prime…

Now she's walled.



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 No.367313[Reply]

Why, why, WHY is there so much rule 34 of Amazing Digital Circus? Of all characters, WHY THIS SPECIFIC CARTOON CLOWN?! Why not jork it to the 99.9% of manga overstuffed with obvious goonerbait- excuse me: "fAnSeRvIcE"?! Or at least the 99.999% of vtubers that were clearly crafted to titillate kissless incels into dropping simpbux all over the (admit it!) fat chicks and straight male e-thots using AI voice changers hiding behind I bet damn near every single anime avatar!? Even that wouldn't be nearly as pathetic. I pray for nuclear hellfire (and/or a new pandemic that would finish the job) to scour the cancer that is humanity from this blighted rockball.
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 No.373432

>>373430
>trannies only wanting extreme wholesome or extreme sensations.
Its because they all have Cluster B mental sickness like bipolar and borderline personality

 No.373434

>>373386
Bronys were based tbh, I can't entirely agree with the videos premise blaming them for the problem.

 No.373436

>>373434
this
/pol/ peaked during the /mlpol/ april fools event

 No.373444

>>373436
I wouldn't say it peaked as it was past its prime at that point. I also would say after finishing the video that the creator was right in the sense that more often than not cartoon creating edgelords of the 2000s have trolls remorse. The thing is he should have properly angeled it at that rather than try to blame pre-gamergay 4chan and MLP for the amazing digital circuis. His pointless hatred of machinimas as well was pretty gay.

 No.373488

>>373434
>>373436
Horsefuckers were obnoxious.



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 No.371017[Reply]

LOOK WHAT HOLLYWOOD DID TO OUR GIRL
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 No.371206

>>371197
>>371204
SHE FUCKED DIVORCED HIM LMAO

 No.371211

>>371206
She said she did porn because she was traumatized by the divorce of her parents.

 No.373447

>>371211
where can i find it?

 No.373465

>>373447
Anywhere.

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>>373447
You can get that at a number of different places.



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 No.371186[Reply]

It seems there's a documentary of Norm Macdonald out there, all I could find was this animation with Trump wearing a beanie larping as a pastor and get btfo and no, none of the funny kikes do the bam biddi biddi bum bum dance like in 12 Crazy Nights
0J/10
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 No.373404

>>373402
They weren't married you fucking nimrod. She was already shacking up with a new beau for a few years at that point who was a coke head. Y'all just can't comprehend being pulled into a the Hollywood coke scene like Nicole was because y'all look like ghouls with no style.

 No.373409

>>373387
If the comedian wanted to show off his balls of steel he would've pioneered coalburner jokes whether the Juice was innocent or not, dehumanizing interracial couples in the process because after all the goyim DO imitate what they watch on TV.

>>373393
Does the LAPD still holds the record of being the most racist police department ever? Funny how you can watch videos on YouTube about their white supremacist groups but no video reports that describe how mutt policemen or dykes in uniform going full on retarded.

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 No.373420

>>373387
>>373393
>>373403
Why do you keep saying "trail"? Is this an epic meme I never caught onto?

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>>373400
OJ wasn't in Police Squad, it was Peter Lupus who played Nordberg in the series. OJ replaced him as Nordberg in the Naked Gun movies.



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