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 No.359145[Reply]

this is simply unfeasible, Blade coined the term "trying to skate uphill" and it's an apt analogy here
the assumption that these genetically made & modified 'theme park monsters' would just fall into a park setting, in paddocks, is largely an assumption
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 No.359258

>>359253
They need a DNA specimen of the extinct animal, I remember when they discovered the preserved mammoth corpse in the ice in Siberia over a decade ago, there were immediate discussions to get to work on bringing it back. As an Alice fan, I'd love for them to bring the dodo back, but I'm pretty sure they don't have anything to work with.

 No.359334

>>359209
not happening

 No.359368

>>359258
what a pointless thing to do

 No.359389

>>359207
>Hammond should have called it Late Cretaceous Park
done for marketing purposes

 No.359392

>>359389
Yeah, having a word containing "ass" in the title certainly helped with the marketing, on an unconscious level.



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 No.349746[Reply]

Is this the best one? It's like they captured the exact moment the hippie movement died on film. Everything is so perfect it almost seems scripted.
Do you know of any better than this, or even just some other good ones?
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 No.358199

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>The meat I eat for dinner must be hung up for a week

 No.358200

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>My best friend he shoots water rats and

 No.358201

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>feeds them to his geese

 No.358202

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>Don't you think there's a place for you in between the sheets?

 No.359384

>>352997
>the decline I
part 2 & 3 are a great watch



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 No.356641[Reply]

This is insaaaane.
He's got space dementia!

 No.356902

>>356641
What makes space dementia different than normal dementia?

 No.357160

>>356902
IT'S IN SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.359383

explain this magical space illness



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 No.358509[Reply]

You like Trailer Park Boys?
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 No.358532

>>358509
Saying "fuck" a gazillion times just isn't all that funny.

 No.358544

I've seen a bunch of episodes but never the whole thing. The drunk super is hilarious. I made the mistake of watching the movie with my folks, I wasn't expecting there to be tits.

 No.358547

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I've only seen the 1999 movie and the first episode. It seems like a decent show, but I find it hard to watch much TV these days. I could save time by watching clips of Cobes, who's basically a real-life character from the show.

 No.358549

Friends and I used to marathon it

 No.359382

they could've ended on a high note


they didn't



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 No.351100[Reply]

dedicated mealkino thread
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 No.358685

Dedicated manchild thread

 No.358698

>>358685
sage negated

 No.358944

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HOLY KINO

 No.358945

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 No.359379

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the only one worth considering
everything else is such a meme answer



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 No.359152[Reply]

Pic unrelated. GoT was never kino.
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 No.359200

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>>359152
Time Bandits was meeting diversity quotas long before we knew what diversity was.

 No.359201

>>359200
A shame cause its an interesting film, still likely subversive.

 No.359203

>>359198
Maybe speak English?

 No.359204

Maybe I am not smart but I can speak English.
You and your fancy words are evil.

 No.359377

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the midge episode of the boardwalk empire is a sobering one



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 No.357836[Reply]

Extremely popular, generation-defining movies that are impossible to appreciate if you weren't alive/the right age when they came out
I've heard baby boomers (real ones) go on about how this movie perfectly captured the feeling of the late 70s like nothing else. But when I've tried to watch it, I get nothing out of it. And I usually love 70s New York movies too.
It doesn't help that I don't like disco. When I think of late 70s New York music, I think of early punk bands, like the ones that came out of CBGBs and Max's Kansas City. I always forget how bad the music that was actually popular back then was.
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 No.359318

>>359249
Thats one creepy and vaguely racist gorilla

 No.359319

>>359314
I found this:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIl2eWOVM20HMp85S3KZFgftJRgwStzIv
I've never actually seen any of it and don't know if it's even any good or not. I can't imagine it's any worse than today's kid's shows.

There was also an '80s cartoon series, and that was the reason that the reason the cartoon based on the Ghostbusters movie called itself "The Real Ghostbusters". You'd think it would have been the other way around. The title comes across as a petty snipe considering that the other property came first.

 No.359322

>>359319
>>359319
Thanks, I will watch it with my stepdad.

 No.359328

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>>357836
Jason and the Argonauts (1963 film) by Don Chaffey
>a turning point for special effects & a huge influence for notable directors the likes of Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, and Peter Jackson
Jaws (1975) by Steven Spielberg
>invented the summer blockbuster
Jurassic Park (1993) by Steven Spielberg
>another turning point for special effects & influenced virtually every blockbuster thereafter, from The Matrix to Avatar

 No.359371

>>359125
delusional
zero scientific backing to this "condition"



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 No.358900[Reply]

After watching the dvd with director Ang Lee commentary, it's actual cinematic kino in comparison with 08 The Incredible Hulk. The latter was capeshit.
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 No.359339

>>359296
Nigguh fuck yuh imma chillin wit g-eazy up on da norfside wit yo white b1tch. I got nuttin but da finezt hoez and da mozt fiya purp. Im up on drop top wit da lick lock wit muh dro locz and da flippy flop

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>>359289
>>359339
Nuzach can't see a buff guy without thinking of nigger dicks.
Suffice to say, his shitted.com fetish has broken his already frail mind.

 No.359357

>>359353
Nukka i dun kno who da funk nuzach is muh name is PL Smoove

 No.359360

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>>359357
You will never be a nigger PooZach

 No.359362

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>>359361
Popped my cherry to an American negress in the summer of 2009, you will never know that feel shitskin.



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 No.359018[Reply]

that you're not a real image board? an altchan? an alternative image board? that the BOs claimed that they worked their asses to get where they are! that you cant just slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and then reap all the rewards!
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 No.359169

>>359142
I say timmy too.

 No.359179

>>359100
I just don't want to see shitskins all the time on this website, is it that hard to understand?

 No.359180

>>359179
The janies are the ones shitting up the website.
They tried to rape me.

 No.359185

>>359142
No trust me, I'm white *tee hee* ^_^

I also have blonde hair and blue eyes ^_^
.daddy thinks im innocent but when hes away on weekends for business i like to "have fun" on the southside of chicago ;)

 No.359199

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>>359129
based conanfag



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 No.358629[Reply]

Bro, Furiosa was good. Why did incels hate this movie so much? Then again, didn't they hate 2015 Mad Max as well?
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 No.359120

>>359116
>>359118
I have a couple pejeet friends IRL, they are decent people, from the North of poojeetland, lighter-skinned, more Indo-Aryan ancestry/features. Shame that the vast-vast majority are subhuman slime. Lovecraft's quote on hindustan reigns true.

 No.359132

>>359118
>>359117
everyone is tired of their simultaneous parasitism and dunning-kruger
they think are smarter than you but unlike jews aren't even smart enough to keep it to themselves

 No.359135

>>359116
Nigga yuh kno who yuh fukkin wit. Im D-L Eazy da fifteenth muh nikka. I been skeeb leebin' on 4th screet since yo cracka azz had uz up in da slave shack

Now uz nikkaz lookin f0 sum payb@ck and a nikka know juzt where 2 find it. In yo lil whyte b1tch daughter chloes sweet pink puzzy muh nikka.

 No.359138

>>359132
Crackaz alwayz uzin dem big w0rdz but dey dont me@n squ@t in da traph0uze nukka

Come n say d@t shyt to muh face on MLK nukka. Hit yo azz wit da 4-5

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