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 No.225576[Reply]

>be me
>Be graduate of Harvard 1985
>top of my class
>hellyeah.html
>Become pilot in air force
>fast foward 10 years
>I'm a fucking astronaut in space
Wait a minute, so Kill Bill is just Deep Impact?
>Wingman in space says it always has been
>I die
>Mfw
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 No.225585

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>>225582
Oh I hadn't realized it was her. Been a while since I saw Sudden Impact.

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>>225585
It's the shot of when she's young.
Which Tarantino copied in an even more shittastic way.

 No.225587

Did Qt make Kill Bill to BTFO Eastwood's anti-rape movie?

 No.225589

Are >we mixing up Deep Impact and Sudden Impact? I feel lost.

 No.225591

>>225589
Can some mods edit my post



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 No.225578[Reply]

>at long last, I finally took the Midnight Express™
I walked out.

 No.225583

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haha because he literally walked out, get it? hahahaha



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 No.224468[Reply]

It's so frustrating when they take a song that would make for a great video and decide to just film the band pretending to play their instruments instead of doing something creative with it.
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 No.225509

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>>225505
Their choices were:
Nigger sounds
or
New composers

Those are the same choices today, except there's been a large influx of soy composers pushed by jewish money because shame on you.
>video game sounds
Those are the soy composers and trend followers.

 No.225512

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>>225505
The good electronic music is an offshoot of beat heavy disco.
It in turn followed the same evolutionary paths as rock with experimental, prog, pop, etc.

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>>225509
>Those are the soy composers and trend followers.
Mostly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5KF8hf0MU8

 No.225577

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>>225505
>I guess it reminds them of the Atari and Nintendo games they grew up with.
joke's on you I didn't have any consoles growing up and I'm a millennial.



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 No.225013[Reply]

Daniel Craig fucks men and someone has pictures of him doing shit in a gay bar. That's why he came out and said he hangs out in gay bars. Daniel Craig is a rich celebrity and does not hang out in bars that he would ever get into a fight in, but faggots go to gay bars for 'anonymous' gay sex which is hard to do if you're a rich celebrity. Daniel Craig you fucking faggot, I know what's going on. Gay buttstuff.
Daniel Craig is trying to get in front of him getting caught picking up men in gay bars! What a FAG!
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>>225354
Pierce definitely fucked around with them on set with extra amounts of catering

 No.225419

>>225418
And Zukovsky pounded Boris, what's your point?

 No.225421

>>225418
Based Architect
>>225419
Meanwhile Pierce probably quarterpounded him

 No.225474

>>225019
Feeder fetishists are so insidious.

 No.225564

To the ordinary COVID-jabbed, corporate news-consuming American, the new James Bond film is an action-packed fitting end to Daniel Craig's tenure as the womanizing "double-O" British spy agent.

To keen observers of the global effort currently underway to eradicate human rights and usher in a worldwide dictatorship, the film is yet another instance of Hollywood showing us what sinister elites are doing before our very eyes and laughing at us for not picking up on it.

Without giving away too many details, No Time to Die is about a bad guy who creates a bioweapon that can attack people based on their genetic composition. People that become infected acquire nano-robots in their blood stream. They, in turn, become carriers of the virus, which they can spread to others they come in contact with.

Aside from being pretty much like every other Bond film, the plot of this one follows almost to a T what's happening in our world today with COVID-19 - even though the movie was shot before COVID was a thing.

Just like in the movie, people are being injected with unknown ingredients that are causing major adverse reactions. They're then getting "booster" shots that some researchers believe allow them to infect others and can increase their chances of dying later on due to a compromised immune system.

Hollywood has been grooming the U.S. and global public for decades with its movies, or should I say indoctrination films. Dystopian films like Contagion, I Am Legend, Perfect Sense, and many, many others have similar virus-themed storylines that mirror the events going on around us today.

Marvel and other "superhero" movies are also a clever Hollywood scheme to get normal people to forget about the real, spiritually edifying heroes of history - missionaries, saints, martyrs - and to develop a cult-like following of leftist A-list celebrities.

There's a telling scene about three quarters of the way through No Time to Die when Bond comes face to face with the bad guy. They have a brief but highly enlightening conversation about why he's doing what he's doing. Bond tries to convince him of his evil ways, but he responds by saying, and I'm paraphrasing here, that most people want to be told what to do and to let things happen to them, and that men like him are supposed to create their reality for them.
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 No.223973[Reply]

The fa/tv/irgin fears the Hapa demigod
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>>224010
she into little dick hapa niggas

 No.224018

>>224016
say it right

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>>224018
She prefers men of mixed white/Asian ancestry with smaller-than-average penises

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>>224018
imma finna dab on any hapa i see

 No.225558

>>223992
i want to kill myself



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 No.224537[Reply]

Just finished that show.
Why is that shit is promoted everywhere ?

Anyway, vigilant citizen was right.
https://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/squid-game-the-meaning-of-its-messages-and-symbolism/
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 No.225550

i liked it

 No.225553

Can someone give me a real quick summary of what it's about? Even a vague one if it doesn't sound really gay I might pirate it and watch a couple episodes.

 No.225554

>>224549
>>224537
Guy directing it knows some powerful people and Netflix is reving up their marketing machine to make sure it's a success so they can at least cover the loss of what cost to make the show.
The genre is also very popular in Asia

I'm fine with it though, it's actually really good, hopefully more and more people stop watching Amerimutt media.

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>>225553
Failures at life with a shitton of money to owe, are kidnapped and forced to play into death games inspired by common child games.

Until they start participating willingly…



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 No.224935[Reply]

>The actor who famously portrayed Agent 007 has said this week that he prefers to visit gay clubs over heterosexual venues because he's less likely to run into people looking to fight.
During a Tuesday appearance on SiriusXM's Lunch with Bruce podcast, Craig told host Bruce Bozzi - who is gay - that he's "been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember."

>Craig explained that one of the reasons he prefers visiting gay bars is because of "the aggressive d**k swinging in hetero bars" which caused him to "get into fights" more often.


>The actor added that he "just got very sick" of the vibe in straight venues, whereas in gay bars "everybody was chill" and it was "a very safe place to be."


>"I could meet girls there, cause there are a lot of girls there for exactly the same reason I was there," Craig said.


>Despite having been married to actress Rachel Weisz since 2011, Craig's sexuality was questioned in 2019 after his 'No Time to Die' co-star Rami Malek revealed that the two had kissed during production.


>Malek told Stephen Colbert that after the two actors had finally perfected a scene, Craig picked him up and "a kiss transpired between the two of us."


>Though he stressed that he couldn't exactly "tell who initiated" the incident, Malek said, "I'm going to say that Daniel initiated it. And I was very taken aback."


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>>224973
what a faggy reaction gif

 No.225111

>>225098
>GSL
>Genglish Second Language

ESL fail

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lol

 No.225507

>>224938
The only thing worth seeing on the Russian Trannies tabloids.

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 No.224628[Reply]

Is this kino?
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>>224684
That was the only reason I clicked on it.

 No.225136

>>224628
Yes haha

 No.225143

>Soy defeats Chad.
yeah no

 No.225514

>>224628
>Expendable ecelebs
>Reddit moments
<Ed Holmes wannabe
>Expendable pedophile apologists
So this is why there's no GTA movie? Even Take2 was blocking them Pedowood producers.

 No.225517

>>225143
It's fiction. Sorry that the world doesn't fit into everything you want



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 No.224409[Reply]

Epic Fail! Netflix SAVAGED In New Masters Of The Universe Annoucement & Kevin Smith Cries!
I didn't even watch the video but the retarded clickbait headline and thumbnail cracked me up lol, based kinopounder.
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>>224409
He-man the goofy kid's cartoon about a big buff dude in a cod piece beating up a skeleton and his witch girlfriend and all her friends that he doesn't need to worry about is now a super serious grimdark mudershow for jaded cartoon junkies because Kevin Smith can't admit he likes childish shit and insteado of writing a love letter to He-man decided to take a big shit all over it, and oh yeah something about how he once had an unwanted boner because of weinstein so now He-man has to die twice because fuck men.
Thanks for nothing asshole, now the kids don't even get a shitty thundercats roar style He-man, they get post-boomer reboots.

 No.225479

>>225408
>post-boomer reboots
What a beautifully succint way to put it.

 No.225498

>>225398
What the fuck are these shitty hairstyles? Fuck is wrong with mutts?

 No.225503

>>225408
Isn't He-Man a dumb corporate cartoon? Literally half hour commercials?

 No.225516

>>225503
Yeah, most cartoons were and are. But it was also a really cool 20 minute long commercial. Kevin Smith can't admit that he likes He-man because it was dumb kid shit that sold him cool toys. He wants to make it more than it is, so instead of embracing what it's heart is, selling cool toys to kids using ridiculously awesome cartoon shows, he decided to add layers and unnecessary depth the original lacked for a reason. I liked He-man but I'm not in love with the show, I just don't like how guys like Kevin Smith have to reimagine their entire childhoods because 1. they've never grown up and 2. can't admit they've never grown up.
There's nothing wrong with liking childish stuff as long as you can admit it and not allow it to direct your life. Kevin Smith has fucking failed at this. In fact his absolute refusal to embrace his sophomoric juvenility is what holds him back the most. He wants to be taken seriously but keeps giggling at fart jokes then gets angry at the fart jokes for making him laugh.



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 No.225480[Reply]

BEYONCE CAN'T ACTUALLY SING

 No.225481

who?

 No.225508

lmao awful

 No.225511

KILL ALL NIGGERS



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