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R: 76 / I: 64
SHE'S BACK

It's not a new movie but at least it's a youtube video.
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Late Millennials and Gen Z are raping Hollywood we're going to see 70s kino soon enough.
R: 22 / I: 6

The Pacific > Band of Brothers

The Pacific shits all over Band of Brothers, probably one of the few good things created in the year of 2010.
Feel free to prove me wrong though.
Is Masters of the Air any good?
R: 5 / I: 1
THEY MADE

A BLACKED HORROR MOVIE

ABOUT 4CHAN
R: 13 / I: 8

HOLY KINO

SAM HYDE AND STEFAN MOLYNEUX!!!
R: 4 / I: 1

80% drop for the mandalorian movie

its fucking OVER for Star Wars, the brand is less valuable than Aliens
R: 2 / I: 1
New Queen of /tv/!
R: 23 / I: 18

Emma Watson

one of the most out of touch Hollywood Celebrities in the world a person who's never really ever had to taste or experience real world problems in her entire life who then tries to lecture the rest of us on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2AIelIFV5w
R: 14 / I: 5

CONAN X PRECURE CROSSOVER

HOLY FUCKING KINO!!!
R: 16 / I: 6

WFC: Africa Addio (1966)

>This shocking documentary chronicles the violence that occurred in much of the African continent during the 1960s. As many of the countries in Africa were transitioning from colonial rule to other forms of government, there were often violent political upheavals. The film shows clips of revolutions in Zanzibar and Kenya in which thousands were killed. The violence is not only political; there is also extensive footage of hunters and poachers slaughtering different types of wild animals.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Kid movie which modern audiences would find problematic
R: 4 / I: 6

Thief: Deadly Shadows

Video Games that would make Kino TV Series
R: 3 / I: 0

WFC: Song of The South

>Based on the Uncle Remus stories about the ingenious bunny Brer Rabbit using live action and animation. Following the separation of his parents, a young boy goes to live in the American South. There he meets Uncle Remus, who gives the boy valuable insights into his problems via the stories he tells about Brer Rabbit.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Eastern European animation
R: 71 / I: 46

Colbert finished, OUT at cbs

https://www.rt.com/pop-culture/640340-stephen-colbert-final-show/
Le 2 scoops of gelato man is finally gone. You now remember him from Harvey Birdman!
R: 4 / I: 1

the fast and the furious

the fast and the furious
R: 403 / I: 183

ANIME THREAD

⌘-F NO ANIME THREAD
whatcha watching?
R: 83 / I: 49
Its me or slayers anime is trash ?
The ova with the laughting menko were good but the anime look really bad…
R: 19 / I: 11

Daily Negrified IP

>Quinta Brunson is stepping into the world's most famous flapper.

>Abbott Elementary creator and star Quinta Brunson is set to play Betty Boop in a movie that will trace the origin and evolution of the iconic character through the perspective of her creator, Max Fleischer.


>Brunson's company, Fifth Chance Productions, has partnered with Max's grandson Mark Fleischer and Fleischer Studios on the project, which is currently in development and overseen by Fifth Chance's head of creative affairs, Erin Wehrenberg.


https://comicbookmovie.com/comics/betty-boop-movie-in-the-works-with-abbott-elementarys-quinta-brunson-set-to-play-the-iconic-flapper-a227941
R: 238 / I: 56

Asmr thread?

Why did the old asmr thread die?

Bkuewhisper is my asmr mommy. But how come when i looked her up on 4chan archive they were saying she got blacked? That dude she was posted with was latino , maybe something to do with that?

I mean yea sucks she was with a latino but the idea of her with a bbc is ptsd inducing. No way its true
R: 23 / I: 18
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING

This sweet innocent… pure and shy thing.
She's fucking N…. Can you believe that ?

Yes fucking N…..
That inacepptable to me.
R: 2 / I: 2
Micheal villela

PASSED AWAY

>i love you
R: 114 / I: 40

Documentaries

discuss & post
I tried reacclimating back to 4chins but its a bust
so here I am, trying to make this place home
R: 12 / I: 7

NASCAR champ Kyle Busch has died suddenly

The racing community - as well as the broader sports world - was rocked by the sudden death of NASCAR star Kyle Busch on Thursday. Busch, 41, died suddenly after being hospitalized for a mysterious illness.

Busch was a two-time NASCAR Cup Series champion and one of the winningest racers in the sport's history with 234 career victories. Less than a week before his death, Busch recorded a Craftsman Truck Series win at Dover.

Busch's career in NASCAR spanned more than two decades, and he served as an icon for young drivers and athletes across a variety of sports. In addition to his success on the track, Busch drew attention to the sport with his fiery, polarizing personality off the track. Busch left an indelible mark on NASCAR, and that was evident in the hours and minutes immediately following his death.

For many years, Busch was embroiled in a rivalry with fellow star Dale Earnhardt Jr., but the pair had begun to bury the hatchet in recent years. Upon hearing of Busch's death, Earnhardt posted a heartfelt tribute in which he chronicled their growth as colleagues and credited Busch for extending an olive branch.

Additionally, a number of current and former NASCAR standouts - like Denny Hamlin, Brad Keselowski, Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Connor Zilisch - quickly offered their condolences while paying tribute to Busch. Outside the world of racing, big names and personalities from other sports honor Busch on social media. WWE legend Ric Flair, Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III and former Pro Bowl offensive lineman Taylor Lewan all offered kind words about Busch.

https://www.cbssports.com/nascar/news/kyle-busch-death-nascar-41-dale-earnhardt-jr/
R: 21 / I: 12
MELLY CHRISTMAS

MR LAWRENCE
R: 3 / I: 2

Which sister from Keeping Up Appearances are you?

Hyacinth is literally me.
*sips tea*
R: 1 / I: 0
FESTIVAL DE CANNES
R: 1 / I: 2
>Universal - Carl Laemmle, Mark Dintenfass, Jew. Jew. Charles O. Baumann, Jew.
>Columbia Pictures - Jack Cohn, Jew. Harry Cohn, Jew. Joe Brandt, Jew
>Warner Brothers - All jews
>Paramount - Harry Zukor, Jew.
>MGM - Marcus Loew, Jew.
>Fox - Joseph Schenc, Jew.
>RKO - David Sarnoff, Jew.
R: 24 / I: 23

Netflix vs the UFC

NETFLIX

DID IT AGAIN

They put old white men against 6'8 tall young black men with massive cuban bbc!

A bbc almost killed JR dos santos.
R: 12 / I: 13
^^
R: 4 / I: 2
Poor thing had to quit and walk away before the first episode even airs because the pedokikes in hollywood couldn't keep their hands off her ;_;
R: 3 / I: 3
X FILES
R: 403 / I: 243

Post Reviews of Movies You've Recently Watched

Just saw Scaramouche (1952). An 18th century revenge tale about a man who plays a clown in a theater troupe by day as he plots to kill a heartless aristocrat by night to avenge the death of his best friend and foster brother.

The film feels very ahead of its time both visually and in terms of writing. This is probably because it blends elements of several different genres, which seems to have confused the critics of its day. It's essentially a swashbuckler but with a lot of time dedicated to political drama and comedy. It's also very risque for its time. As incongruent as this sounds, it actually balances these aspects rather well. The biggest weakness in the story is the ending, which feels somewhat underwhelming after everything building up to it and the final plot twist is more than a little hard to swallow. That being said, I don't think it detracts from the film too much.

The characters, even the side ones, are fairly strong and memorable and the acting is quite good as well. A few of the actors even act more like French actors than American ones. The villain is especially great. The only one of the main cast who feels like a typical Hollywood actor from the 50's is Janet Leigh but she's still adequate in her role.

The visuals, like I said, are ahead of their time. Only by a about a decade or so though; it certainly doesn't look modern. The most famous thing about this movie is the 5-minute long swordfight at the end. Despite its length, that fight scene is able to maintain a high level of excitement and tension throughout which is quite a feat since you know the hero is going to win in the end. There are many other swordfights in the movie too and they're all used pretty intelligently to serve the plot. What's nice about the fight scenes is that there's very little music in them and the silence helps tremendously.

Overall, I give Scaramouche an 8/10.
R: 4 / I: 0

WFC: The Amusement Park (1975)

>A seemingly ordinary day at an amusement park turns into a living nightmare for an elderly man.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Movies involving a death IRL on set
R: 9 / I: 6

That animal The Witch-King of Angmar...

can't even say his name. Stabbed Master Frodo without any provocation.
R: 76 / I: 42
Pragmata is burning up the sales charts so it's only a matter of time before Hollywood comes knocking on Capcom's door for a live action adaptation.

CAST HER!
R: 23 / I: 9

Ted Turner has passed away at 87

I did not agree with everything the man stood for, but he transformed the media. Thanks for preserving the past with TCM, Cartoon Network, and old CNN was decent too.
R: 12 / I: 5
LUC BESSON

THE DIRECTOR

OF THE MOVIE

LEON THE PROFESSIONEL

ARESTED
R: 9 / I: 3

WFC: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie

>The TV heroes return for a sequel, chasing a vicious villainess named Divatox. Can they rescue the kindly wizard Lerigot from her clutches before he's thrown into the volcano?

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Movie that was once considered lost media
R: 0 / I: 0

Lord Kinbote

"Rocky! Rocky1, Be thou Not afraid, no harm will come undone to thee!"
R: 4 / I: 2
>mogs twilight zone
R: 1 / I: 1
Kinos about big guys?
R: 9 / I: 5

Remember Lexee Smith

this is her now
R: 38 / I: 29
>walled
>she's in her prime now
R: 24 / I: 17

Helen of Troy

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menkos and nazis btfo!!!!
R: 11 / I: 7
If you told me this was from a Marvel movie, I would believe you.
R: 33 / I: 14
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uhhh… FAS bros?
R: 13 / I: 1

COYOTE VS. ACME IS STILL HAPPENING

Looks like cartoon/live-action hybrid films are back on the menu, boys!
R: 16 / I: 5
what comes to mind
R: 7 / I: 1

American Dad - A 2000s Movie

who else here would also love to see someone anyone turn American Dad into an actual real life Porn parody AI Film with all of the actors and actresses featured in it.

Where most of all, Hailee Steinfeld's character Hayley is seen always giving the guys she has sex with footjobs all of the time to finish them off?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uRCEY7yIP6w
R: 40 / I: 15
Why, why, WHY is there so much rule 34 of Amazing Digital Circus? Of all characters, WHY THIS SPECIFIC CARTOON CLOWN?! Why not jork it to the 99.9% of manga overstuffed with obvious goonerbait- excuse me: "fAnSeRvIcE"?! Or at least the 99.999% of vtubers that were clearly crafted to titillate kissless incels into dropping simpbux all over the (admit it!) fat chicks and straight male e-thots using AI voice changers hiding behind I bet damn near every single anime avatar!? Even that wouldn't be nearly as pathetic. I pray for nuclear hellfire (and/or a new pandemic that would finish the job) to scour the cancer that is humanity from this blighted rockball.
R: 15 / I: 1
Just curious why is there b and w movies in 1946 like it's a wonderful life by frank Capra and also color like this one, even wiki said of it being technicolor and such
R: 8 / I: 2
A HAPA ALMOST KILLED

A MENKO

AT THE UFC
R: 8 / I: 3
Why her eyes suddently yellow ?
Tradenberg ending ?
R: 7 / I: 0
Ruins your multi million dollar franchise because he's a creepy gooning pajeet.
The expanse sucked naomi nagata is an ulgy sheboon.
R: 0 / I: 0
new show
R: 3 / I: 1
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

OF 90s GENERATION

This is fucking sad.
R: 2 / I: 0
OLD ANIME > NEW ANIME
R: 22 / I: 12

Michael Jackson… was the first true lookmaxxer in human history.

Listen up, bro. Pay attention.
Michael Jackson… was the first true lookmaxxer in human history. The absolute OG. The pioneer.
Dude was born with mid genetics, classic black king phenotype, but he looked in the mirror one day and said: 'Nah. Not enough.'
He went full extreme transformation arc. Surgeries, skin bleaching, jaw work, nose jobs back to back… the man literally rewrote his entire avatar.
And why did he turn white?

Because our guy had insane yellow fever

It wasn't vitiligo like they keep telling you to calm you down. Stop. Michael saw the light: the delicate features, the pale skin, that pure East Asian exotic vibe. He wanted it for himself. He didn't just chase it… he became it. Bro changed his whole race to get closer to what actually turned him on.

Look at Smooth Criminal.
In the video, the main girl, the one dancing with him in the club… she's Asian. Cindera Che. Not a blonde bombshell, not a Latina, not a thick black queen. Straight-up Asian. He put her front and center. That wasn't random casting, that was a statement. His ultimate fantasy: the smooth criminal walks into the bar and locks eyes with the Asian femme fatale.
And here's the real kicker.

Tokyo Dome. Live version of The Way You Make Me Feel.

He doesn't pick some random backup dancer. He specifically chooses a Japanese girl, Yuko Sumida. In Japan, in front of thousands of screaming fans, he does his whole seductive number with a Japanese woman. Bro was performing his fetish live on stage for the entire world to see.

Michael came to Japan with the full package: white, can dance, can sing, and with a BBC… sorry, I mean BWC.
That wasn't entertainment. That was a confession.

Michael Jackson was decades ahead of the game. While other rappers were out here flexing gold chains and acting tough, he was already hacking his own phenotype, aligning his looks with his deepest attraction.

He understood the truth before anyone else: if you really want to maxx, you don't just change your style… you change everything. Skin, nose, eyes, whole vibe. Until you become a completely new version of yourself.
Michael Jackson, the first real lookmaxxer. The first one who said: 'Fuck my starting genetics. I'm becoming what I actually desire.'
Eternal respect to the King.

He wasn't weird.
He was consistent.
R: 1 / I: 1
FUCK ELVES
REMOVE ELVES
TOTAL ELF DEATH
R: 22 / I: 15
DRAMA IS COLLAPSING
R: 24 / I: 6
BLACKED DIRECTOR

GREG LANDSKY IN BIG TROUBLE

AFTER THE DEATH OF EMILLIS WILLIS

Emily Willis was using 5 to 6 mg of ketamine a day just to make it through her scenes. The reality is, the industry is not what it seems-it's filled with pain, addiction, and brokenness. So many have struggled and even lost their lives, yet the world continues to glamorize it. It's time to expose the truth.
R: 2 / I: 0
That movie hit different after the dupstein files.
R: 82 / I: 66

King kong

>King Kong (1933) will be in public domain in 2029
An era of kong kino will soon be upon us.

I saw the 1976 and 2005 remake but never the original. Was it better than the remakes?
R: 3 / I: 1
HAPPENING

THE OFFICIAL MENKO MOVIE

IS OUT
R: 0 / I: 0
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

In Theaters May 22

Are you going to watch the movie with your gf ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efFD0ZjyUn8
R: 8 / I: 4

Westerns v3

Just watched The Ballad of Lefty Brown on Tubi. It's kino plot with a stacked cast. I like it when The Railroads are the bad guys. "I never was much for checkers." I like the nod they give that the widow is hard headed and simple.
R: 49 / I: 20

Ladies on Top

Japan is currently airing a romance drama for women called "Ladies on Top" where the female lead pegs the male lead who has erectile dysfunction. It's an adaptation of a manga. Is this too far? Has Japan fallen?

Summary translated from Japanese:

The sweet and innocent Mizuki Kajitani (Kohaku Shida) had a secret worry she couldn't share with anyone. It was that she felt a "tingling discomfort" whenever men showed her affection, causing her to lose interest.

Even on a date with her new, high-caliber boyfriend, Takayuki Shinomiya (Sōto Takao), she couldn't shake the uneasy feeling she got from his gentle pats on the head and gentlemanly escort…

And then came their first night together. Shinomiya, eager to take the lead with Mizuki, loses his "masculine confidence" due to past trauma and the pressure of the moment.

The instant she saw his vulnerable, dejected, and blushing face, Mizuki's heart began to race like never before. "…Maybe I actually prefer taking the lead."

Realizing her true nature, Mizuki pushes the bewildered Shinomiya down-!

Shedding society's definition of "normal," an unprecedented battle for dominance in love is about to begin-
R: 9 / I: 0

WFC: Yor: The Hunter from the Future

>While traveling across a barren landscape, caveman Yor (Reb Brown) arrives at a village in time to save the people from a dinosaur attack. During a feast held in his honor, Yor manages to rescue beautiful Ka-Laa (Corinne Clery) and her guardian, Pag (Alan Collins), from a raid by a hostile neighboring tribe. After being told about another woman who wears the same mysterious medallion he has always had, Yor and his new companions set out to find her and learn about his destiny.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Haunted Boat
R: 0 / I: 0
PREDICT DUP

FALSE FLAG
R: 8 / I: 10

The Real Story of Gadget Plays Minecrap

HOLY KINO
R: 7 / I: 3

WFC: Wayne's World & Ready Player One

>A big screen spin-off of the "Saturday Night Live" skit. Rob Lowe plays a producer that wants to take the public access "Wayne's World" to the world of commercial television. Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) battle to save their show and Wayne's girlfriend from Lowe.

>In 2045 the planet is on the brink of chaos and collapse, but people find salvation in the OASIS: an expansive virtual reality universe created by eccentric James Halliday. When Halliday dies, he promises his immense fortune to the first person to discover a digital Easter egg that's hidden somewhere in the OASIS. When young Wade Watts joins the contest, he finds himself becoming an unlikely hero in a reality-bending treasure hunt through a fantastical world of mystery, discovery and danger.


NEXT WEEKS THEME: The most gigachad movie you can think of
R: 7 / I: 1
Hey Gahoole, I don't really post here that much anymore, but I saw your last stream and wanted to say that I agree with you about DKC1 is better than DKC2. The best levels in DKC2 are the peak of the series, but it has a lot of bad levels 2, especially towards the end, like the bird races or drawn out elevators. DKC1 is much more consistent.

Also, the DKC animated series had great music.
R: 17 / I: 10
CLAYFACE TRAILLER

JOKER BTFO

Finally a horror movie about Gahoole and lookmaxxxing.
R: 5 / I: 1
NIGGER ATTACK JAPAN STUDIO
R: 18 / I: 6
S
R: 129 / I: 68

Best WMAF Movies

Preferably Kino
R: 5 / I: 4

Protomenko Kim Novak is jealous that Sydney Sweeney will portray her as menko onscreen

>As Colman Domingo preps his directorial debut with Scandalous!, Kim Novak has some more concerns about the film that charts her relationship with Sammy Davis Jr. in 1957.

>The 2x Golden Globe-winning actress of Hollywood's Golden Age declared she "would never have approved" the film with Sydney Sweeney playing her, noting that the Euphoria actress "sticks out so much above the waist."


>Novak fears the movie will focus too much on sex, despite her and Davis (portrayed by David Jonsson) having "so much in common," telling The Times, "There's no way it wouldn't be a sexual relationship because Sydney Sweeney looks sexy all the time. She was totally wrong to play me."


https://deadline.com/2026/03/kim-novak-would-never-approved-sydney-sweeney-casting-scandalous-1236768473/

Anon was right; Sydney is a vapid menko, she was never /ourgirl/.
R: 2 / I: 2
Is her filmography even good ?
R: 2 / I: 1
enjoy your snooze fest film you fucking homos
R: 1 / I: 0
EUPHORIA SEASON 3

CNESORED IN FRANCE

DUP BTFO
R: 0 / I: 0

Fudou - Gokudou Sengokushi

Where I can found the fansub of part 2 3 and 4 ?
No english dvd release. Only the part 1 exist in bluray. 20 years later !
R: 1 / I: 0

The Gentlemen (2020)

I've never felt such empathy for blue bloods before this flick. Guy Ritchie really communicated the troubles old world nobles have upkeeping their estates in the modern world of economics and common people's right to traverse their lands because of modern socialist laws.
R: 0 / I: 0

Disclosure Day

NEW Spielberg MOVIE
R: 48 / I: 25

Dark Cyberpunk

Films, TV Shows, animations and everything else in between that are heavily rooted in a Dark Cyberpunk atmosphere
R: 11 / I: 4
Why they keep doing this ?
R: 2 / I: 0

Chole Grace Moretz

so apparently these like a handful of films in which she did sex scenes with much much older men…..


anyone know anything more on or about this?
R: 0 / I: 0

Normal people are psycopath.

First Game of thrones now Re zero ?
Normal people love watching gore.

Don't trust those menkoes.
R: 23 / I: 14

Trannies

anyone else obsessed with trannies lately?

let's get some trans movie kino
R: 1 / I: 0

eldog slurm: the videogame: the movie

confirmed cast for the 2028 elden ring movie by the 28 years later director
>from the twisted minds of george rr martin and hiditaka kojima
also bloodborne is getting an official r-rated movie by jacksepticeye

>Kit Connor came to prominence as the lead of Netflix Heartstopper

>Ben Whishaw is the voice of Paddington and played Q in the Daniel Craig James Bond movies
>Cailee Spaeny took the lead roles in Alien: Romulus and Sofia Coppola's Priscilla
>Tom Burke played Praetorian Jack in Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, appeared as Orson Welles in David Fincher's Mank
>Havana Rose Liu is a model and actor who appeared in Emma Seligman's Bottoms
>Sonoya Mizuno played Mysaria in House of the Dragon and was in Crazy Rich Asians
>Jonathan Pryce is a legendary character actor, best known for playing the High Sparrow in Game of Thrones
>Ruby Cruz was also in Bottoms and played Princess Kit Tanthalos in the 2022 TV reboot of Willow
>Nick Offerman won an Emmy for HBO's The Last of Us and was Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson
>John Hodgkinson is an English stage actor who was recently in Ridley Scott's Napoleon
>Jefferson Hall plays both Tyland and Jason Lannister in House of the Dragon
>Emma Laird played Jimmima in 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
>Peter Serafinowicz was the voice of Darth Maul in the Star Wars prequels and Garthan Saal in Guardians of the Galaxy
R: 3 / I: 0

10 Incher Mike BTFOs Vtuber trannies

HOLY KINO!!!
R: 5 / I: 5

Just finished Mebktoub my lvoe ( 2025 )

The main actress is a porn actress.
She look like Emma stone in the movie but that birth mark on her ass doesn't lie.

Also the movie fucking suck. It's literally a cuck movie.
Here the source.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5133844/
R: 29 / I: 16
What the fuck ?
R: 18 / I: 13

WFC Taxi Driver & Trainspotting

>Suffering from insomnia, disturbed loner Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) takes a job as a New York City cabbie, haunting the streets nightly, growing increasingly detached from reality as he dreams of cleaning up the filthy city. When Travis meets pretty campaign worker Betsy (Cybill Shepherd), he becomes obsessed with the idea of saving the world, first plotting to assassinate a presidential candidate, then directing his attentions toward rescuing 12-year-old prostitute Iris (Jodie Foster).

>Heroin addict Mark Renton (Ewan McGregor) stumbles through bad ideas and sobriety attempts with his unreliable friends - Sick Boy (Jonny Lee Miller), Begbie (Robert Carlyle), Spud (Ewen Bremner) and Tommy (Kevin McKidd). He also has an underage girlfriend, Diane (Kelly Macdonald), along for the ride. After cleaning up and moving from Edinburgh to London, Mark finds he can't escape the life he left behind when Begbie shows up at his front door on the lam, and a scheming Sick Boy follows.


NEXT WEEKS THEMES: Based on a sketch from SNL or a similar show & The most soyjak movie you can think of
R: 66 / I: 13

It seems the sci-fi thread has disappeared

Time for a new one.
Remember when PPP and Surfer reviewed this episode?
R: 26 / I: 13
LOOK WHAT HOLLYWOOD DID TO OUR GIRL
R: 53 / I: 20

Euphoria Season 3

I've heard talk that she has actual sex in the third season
R: 2 / I: 0

Scam and Hyde got taken for a ride

Owned
R: 0 / I: 0
It seems there's a documentary of Norm Macdonald out there, all I could find was this animation with Trump wearing a beanie larping as a pastor and get btfo and no, none of the funny kikes do the bam biddi biddi bum bum dance like in 12 Crazy Nights
0J/10
R: 6 / I: 6
Happy Emmaday, /tv/
R: 19 / I: 4
ITT: Actresses who have never shown their titties
R: 54 / I: 27

Project Hail Mary

>starring LITERALLY ME
>featuring a rock puppet with no CGI
>faithful to the book by Andy Weir
>directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
>written by Drew Goddard
Is kino back? Also how well does The Martian hold up a decade later?
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 12 / I: 5

Dragonball Evolution 2009

was this film as bad as they say it is?

I've never seen it…
R: 0 / I: 0
I REGRET NOTHING
R: 1 / I: 0

Sphere 1998

Saw this bad boy on Tubi. Parents rented it when I was a kid but I adhd'd through it. It's pretty good, didn't know it was one of Michael Crichton's works. I just wish they hadn't used Dustin Hoffman, Live Schreiber was in it too so it probably was a backdoor shylock agenda to get them screen time on the "next Jurassic Park". 1 thumb up
R: 1 / I: 1
I WISH THAT WAS ME
R: 4 / I: 0

Disney Plus Hanna Montana 20th anniversary cringefest

I mean her voice now sounds like she's been forcefully speaking with vocal fry for 20 years whilst chainsmoking cigars. What an embarrassment. Just let sleeping dogs lie for God's sake.
R: 0 / I: 0
MALCOM

NEW SEASON IS KINO
R: 15 / I: 2
EPISODE 1

IS OUT

And it's censored :D
R: 4 / I: 2

The Power Rangers

it's about time they made an NC-17 Rated all female cast of the power Rangers
R: 2 / I: 0

The Last Boy Scout

Bruce Willis' Best Film
R: 20 / I: 6

Boomer kino

Post it
R: 230 / I: 134

Jenny Nicholson 1 million subscribers

She's probably about 2 days away from hitting 1 million subs on Youtube. Let us all watch her cross that milestone together!
https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/jennynicholson
R: 19 / I: 7

WFC: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift & A Minecraft Movie

>Sean Boswell (Lucas Black) always feels like an outsider, but he defines himself through his victories as a street racer. His hobby makes him unpopular with the authorities, so he goes to live with his father in Japan. Once there and even more alienated, he learns about an exciting, but dangerous, new style of the sport. The stakes are high when Sean takes on the local champion and falls for the man's girlfriend.
<CHICKEN JOCKEY
>A mysterious portal pulls four misfits into the Overworld, a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they'll have to master the terrain while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected crafter named Steve.

NEXT WEEKS THEMES: Teenaged (You)'s favorite flick & Movie based on a book that was only published 1-3 years before production began
R: 5 / I: 1
UFC
R: 12 / I: 3
what teh fuck?
R: 5 / I: 2
MEKTOUB MY LOVE

PART 3 IS COMING

PART 2 IS STILL CENSORED

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E5z8XlNcg4
R: 35 / I: 10

Tiger Woods was in a car accident

Another rollover crash, happened at about 2 PM EDT today in Florida. No word yet on his condition, press conference at 5 PM. Developing…
R: 25 / I: 12

New Super Mario Bros. Galaxy Movie PANNED

OH NO NO NO NO

I think we got too cocky, Nintenbros.
R: 69 / I: 33

2026 Academy Awards reactions

Michael B. Jordan won the Oscar for Best Actor, possibly because of Timothee Chalamet's comment throwing shade on opera and ballet.

Back to the cuckshed for Timotheeee.
R: 4 / I: 6

The first incel show.

BY THE CREATORS

OF MATRIX
R: 7 / I: 1

Jewtube thread 2.5

What's your favorite soprano analysis channel?
R: 1 / I: 0
2 DAYS BEFORE

MEKTOUB MY LOVE 2

BY THE CREATOR OF BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR
R: 11 / I: 6
BEST ANIME OF 2026
R: 6 / I: 0

After Exile (TBA...)

whatever happened to this Film and that Famous really graphic sex scene between Chole Moretz and Robert De Nero
R: 191 / I: 142

Slop movies

Post your own, this one made with Grok.
R: 10 / I: 2

what did Peter Sellers mean by this

>Peter Sellers (born Richard Henry Sellers; 8 September 1925 - 24 July 1980) was an English actor and comedian. He first came to prominence with his performances on the BBC Radio comedy series The Goon Show.
>On the night of 5 April 1964, prior to having sex with Ekland, Sellers inhaled amyl nitrite (poppers) as a sexual stimulant in his search for "the ultimate orgasm" and suffered a series of eight heart attacks over the course of three hours as a result.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sellers
What was his problem???
R: 6 / I: 8

About time

Mis negros. What took so long? How did Chile do it first?
R: 116 / I: 51

TVCH AWARDS 2025

THE TVCH AWARDS ARE BACK
STREAMING LIVE ON SUNDAY MARCH 22nd at 6 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME

We will be continuing the awards style of last year. The rules for voting are simple

1. You Must vote in Every Category
2. You are allowed to vote and nominate anything of your choice for each category
2a. The exception to rule 2 is the Weekly Film Club category, which you must pick from the films that were in Film Club this year (which will be below)
3. You must submit your vote as either a post in the thread, an email to [email protected] , or a comment on my youtube video
4. You may only submit ONE ballot

THE CATEGORIES ARE AS FOLLOWS

/tv/ awards

>BEST FILM

>WORST FILM
>BEST TV SHOW
>WORST TV SHOW
>BEST WEEKLY FILM CLUB FILM
>BEST ACTOR
>MOST REDDIT ACTOR
<THE EMMA FLOPSON AWARD FOR WORST WAIFU
<THE QUEEN OF /tv/ AWARD

OTHER BOARDS AWARDS

/art/ award for best high effort post

/wooo/ award for best wrestling/fight/sports event of the year

/ost/ award for best musical artist

/lit/ award for littyest post

/bane/ award for biggest guy

/dup/ award for most BTFO

/oven/ award for best chef

/dunk/ awards

>Best Shitpost

>Worst Shitpost

/truth/ award for best proven truthful conspiracy theory

/top/ award for best tabletop release of the year

/ch3/ awards

>GAME OF THE YEAR

>WORST GAME OF THE YEAR
>BEST GAMER

SITE WIDE AWARDS

>BEST POSTER

>WORST POSTER
>BEST BOARD
>WORST BOARD
R: 17 / I: 5

Soylennials are finished

Soylennials are done
R: 3 / I: 0
>Ashok comes from a wealthy family, which is run by his dad, and elder brother, Alok. Ashok himself is a slacker, and is only interested in slacking, and playing practical jokes, and no doubt his favorite day is fool's day, April 1st, when he outdoes himself. His jokes befriend him with Madhu, and both fall in love. Then a practical joke hits the truth, and both Ashok and Madhu become targets of an international gang, and must run for their own safety, as well as for the safety of their respective families.
What are some april fool's kino?
R: 16 / I: 9

Villainous women

Someone should do a Breaking Bad no Skyler cut
R: 0 / I: 0

No way

Local PD has a beat; to the exact detail of a minority being assaulted
R: 0 / I: 0

Cross thread with /oven/

What cooking shows do you like? Kitchen nightmares, Bar rescue, Iron cook, next British baking cucks?
R: 1 / I: 0
What does /tvch/ think about them? Are we pro or anti?
R: 34 / I: 10

Chuck Norris dead at 86 years of age

Sneed
https://archive.is/9FteT
R: 6 / I: 3

Harry Nigga and the Vodoo Stone

WE WUZ WIZARDS FUK THAT DUMBLEDEEDOO CRACKAH!
R: 6 / I: 2
HOKUTO NO KEN

REMAKE

Kino confirmed.
R: 3 / I: 1
Are Irish people really like this?
R: 13 / I: 3

Anyone have the Cinemassacre DVDs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbtaGoxs_-M
^ This man is looking for 'Vol III: Eye Kandi' in particular.
R: 6 / I: 1
He/Him-Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx7wQI6RY
R: 7 / I: 3
GREG LANDSKY

PASSED AWAY
R: 8 / I: 2

WFC: Shallow Hal & Death Race 2000

>The story revolves around Hal who, taking his dying father's advice, dates only the embodiments of female physical perfection. But that all changes after Hal has an unexpected run-in with self-help guru Tony Robbins. Intrigued by Hal's shallowness, Robbins hypnotizes him into seeing the beauty that exists even in the least physically appealing women.

>In the year 2000, America is a totalitarian regime on the brink of collapse. The most popular sport in this dystopia is the Transcontinental Road Race, where teams earn points for logging the fastest time and for mowing over the most innocent pedestrians in the process. This year's competitors include Frankenstein (David Carradine), who is rumored to be more machine than man, and the tough-as-nails "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo (Sylvester Stallone). Some have a plan to stop the race.


NEXT WEEKS THEME: Racing Movie
R: 86 / I: 25
What was the best season of Power Rangers?
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 5 / I: 2

New Lord of the Rings movie announced

You ready for more humiliation rituals?
GET HYPED!!!
R: 1 / I: 0

At First Sight (1999)

Is this the epitome of kino about being chad?
R: 3 / I: 0
marriage is capeshit larp
R: 5 / I: 1
JET LI

PASSED AWAY