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R: 229 / I: 143
All right, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny!

Come on in Jenny lovers! Here at tvch we're slashing Jenny in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of Jenny, this is a Jenny blow out!
R: 31 / I: 15

Millie Bobby brown general

Millie Bobby brown is eating chicken wings
R: 10 / I: 3
Why do Hollywood films often subvert and vilify the traditional family structure?
R: 62 / I: 18
Is Gravity Falls kino?
R: 0 / I: 0

hardball 2001

is this sports drama kino?
R: 12 / I: 5
>excuse me sir, do you know where i could find platform nine and three quarters?
R: 16 / I: 15

MAD GOD

For anyone that wanted to watch it and couldn't find a copy, here's a publicly shared version. Apparently it's a Shudder original now.
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Mad-God
R: 4 / I: 3
What's the divide between mainstream and independent films like outside of America? Are indie films only screened at film festivals and only watched by hipsters in other countries like they are here?
R: 9 / I: 2
Your time is over JK
R: 22 / I: 4

Sami Sheen has an Onlyfans

And it's beautiful.
R: 22 / I: 1

/tv/ Reacts To RedLetterMedia Obi-Wan Kenobi Review

We did it!
R: 7 / I: 1

Netflix France BTFO by Twitter

LMAO
R: 23 / I: 9

Weekly Film Club: Real Life (1979)

>A film crew sets out to record a year in the life of an average family, but things quickly start going wrong.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Anime
R: 10 / I: 1
I don't get the joke. Why does she need a bigger dress to fuck those people? Aren't people naked when they have sex or is that more Jewish disinfo?

Don't get me wrong; James Woods is great, especially in Family Guy. But I don't get the joke.
R: 52 / I: 13

Oklahoma cinema sign promises to ‘fast-forward’ through "Lightyear" same-sex kiss

I wish more cinemas would put up warning signs like this.

Or better yet, just take the scene out of the film. Don't all the digital cinemas project .mp4s onto the screens nowadays? It's not like they use actual physical film reels anymore. Just go into a video editor on your computer and cut that scene out entirely.
R: 28 / I: 11

Witches

Celebs that are Witches

Confirmed
-Hilary Duff
-Mylene Farmer
-Avril Lavigne
-Marina Abramović
R: 19 / I: 6
RETIRED FROM HOLLYWOOD
R: 7 / I: 1
>Friday the 13th made (((Gene Siskel))) so butthurt he revealed the killer in his review and also doxed the head of Paramount (with physical address) and Betsy Palmer's home city
R: 27 / I: 6

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

If this was made today, Nemo would be a nigger
R: 20 / I: 10
Have you ever considered that YOU might be a woman? Checkmate, heteronormatives.
R: 94 / I: 44

Saves

>Movies
>Cinema
>Kino
>Theaters

Best Tom Cruise movies?
R: 23 / I: 2

Quentin Tarantino's "DJANGO/ZORRO" film is not happening

ITS OVER TARANTINOBROS
R: 24 / I: 9
This is the price you pay for enabling the pedophile elites by watching The Professional and enjoying it.
R: 15 / I: 5
Are there any good movies about men with small dicks?
R: 17 / I: 2

Movies you have to had sex to understand/appreciate/relate to

I don't get it.
R: 14 / I: 6

Post your face when you realize

George is going to release his original work before he dies
R: 85 / I: 41

/jbalvinmeal/

How does the J Balvin meal at McDonald's stack up to all the other meals out there? Which celebrity meal is worth my hard earned dollar?
R: 9 / I: 8
Kinos for this feel?
R: 26 / I: 7

Obi-Wan Finale

Thoughts?
R: 11 / I: 4

Morbbros..

We won
R: 16 / I: 3

Mario Movie Producer Says 'Criticism Will Evaporate' When People Hear Chris Pratt's Performance

During an interview with Animation Magazine, Illumination CEO Chris Meledandri assured Mario fans that Chris Pratt's Mario voice isn't that bad. Honest.

"When people hear Chris Pratt's performance, the criticism will evaporate, maybe not entirely - people love to voice opinions, as they should."

Despite Pratt not being of Italian-American heritage, Meledandri nonetheless thinks he's the right man for the job.

"I'm not sure this is the smartest defense," he added. "But as a person who has Italian-American heritage, I feel I can make that decision without worrying about offending Italians or Italian-Americans… I think we're going to be just fine."

Meledandri previously rushed to Pratt's defense, stating that he won't be doing an Italian accent in the movie.

"We cover [that accent] in the movie, so you'll see we definitely nod to that - but that's not the tenor of the performance throughout the film."

Officially announced back in September 2021, the upcoming Mario movie will star Chris Pratt as our favorite Italian plumber, and it's proved to be quite the divisive casting choice.

Pratt quickly took to Instagram to assure fans that he's "working hard" at getting Mario's voice just right, explaining that the role is a "dream come true."

Quite how Pratt's performance will measure up remains to be seen. There's been nothing in the way of promotional materials for the film just yet, and our first glimpse of the Mario movie is likely quite some time away.

Chris Pratt will star as Mario in the upcoming movie, alongside Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, Jack Black as Bowser, Keegan-Michael Key as Toad, and Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong.

Kevin Michael Richardson will voice Kamek, Fred Armisen will voice Cranky Kong, and Sebastian Maniscalco will voice Foreman Spike. Longtime Mario voice actor Charles Martinet will also have a cameo in the film.

https://www.animationmagazine.net/people/illuminations-chris-meledandri-on-minions-chris-pratt-and-the-toon-climate/
R: 3 / I: 1
What did they mean by this?
R: 85 / I: 28
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
R: 10 / I: 3
Spoilers. Okay so i just finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 and how did Harry defeat Voldemort if he himself was a horcrux if He was still alive? Did that dream sequence in the white train station in his mind somehow remove himself as a horcrux? What as that baby Voldemort in the train or should i just disregard everything in the scene as a dream?
R: 4 / I: 3
>at the gym
>go to the area where all the weight machines are
>4 niggers there
>start lifting at one of the machines
>they all run away
>look at the machines they were using
>not one of them was lifting more than 50 pounds
Kinos about white people coming back?
R: 11 / I: 4
Kinos for this feel?
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 2 / I: 0
ON THE X-PLAY BOARDS
WE PRETEND GAY SHIT IS KINO
ON THE X-PLAY BOARDS
I'M GAY I'M GAYARINO
R: 14 / I: 3

French Actors

Who's the best french actor ever?
R: 118 / I: 19
So I just learned that the 3D Yidsney flicks are called the "revival era". First of all notice that it's mostly shitskins and sequels, how appropriate. Secondly, what revival? Revival of what? These are by and large rehashes of the Renaissance films, only worse and in shitty 3D. They should have called it the Rehash Era. But also I like how the name basically means almost the exact same thing as "renaissance", even here they're just rehashing old ideas but it doesn't actually mean anything. Disney Renaissance came after the "dark ages" of the company so the name was both literal as well as allegorical.
And yeah, don't expect to see white people in these ever again - not counting sequels to thew earlier works, the last 3 films are all about about shitskins; four if you count the furshit one.
R: 15 / I: 3
Any more kino like these movies?
R: 14 / I: 7
Is (((she))) still relevant in 2022?
R: 5 / I: 0

LOTR

Is it overrated?
R: 3 / I: 0

Possibly in Michigan

Is this, dare I say it, horror kino?
R: 8 / I: 2

Question

What are some "troon" essentials?
R: 4 / I: 0
CAN'T
R: 22 / I: 3

Ben Stiller meets Zelensky

What's next a Bar Mitzvah?
R: 8 / I: 3
>It really was a total recall.
R: 0 / I: 0
I'm actually enjoying it
R: 34 / I: 14

Ms. Marvel Debuts With Lowest Viewership of Any Live-Action Marvel Show

Ms. Marvel debuted on Disney+ as the highest-rated TV show to come from Marvel Studios to date. Despite that, it looks like the series has failed to connect with viewers in quite the same way as it did with critics when it comes to watch time as so far the series is reported to be the least-watched Marvel series to arrive on Disney+ by some way. With Kamala Kahn set to return in next year's The Marvels, there is a question over why the youngster's debut has not taken off.

Marvel Studios has been on a huge winning streak with their MCU TV output on Disney+, with all of their live-action series pulling in well over a million views in their first five days. At the top level, Loki was watched 2.5 million times, while the last series to release, Moon Knight, attracted 1.8 million views. Ms. Marvel, however, was said to have been watched by just 775k over the same time period, but seemingly the show pulled in more 20-24-year-old viewers and much more diverse audience than other shows.

There could be many reasons behind the lack of viewership of the series, and a lot of it could come down to timing. Back when the likes of Loki and WandaVision were being released, many countries were going through some kind of lockdown or stay-at-home order from the Covid pandemic, meaning there were a lot more people with more time on their hands to tune in. Additionally, many of the characters to have been given TV shows have been well-established characters already or had the intrigue about them of Moon Knight. Ms. Marvel is a young character, and may seem inconsequential to older audiences, who could well be waiting to watch the entire series at a later date.

Another major aspect of Ms. Marvel's failure to draw people in during the first few days could be down to the other huge series that are streaming at the same time. Last month, Netflix dropped their biggest season of Stranger Things yet, with 7 feature-length episodes for viewers to get through, and potentially re-watch again before the final two episodes arrive on July 1. In addition to this Disney+ is also releasing new episodes of Star Wars series Obi-Wan Kenobi on the same day as Ms. Marvel's new releases, and with the Star Wars movie having been awaited by fans for a long time and having a record-breaking premiere, there is only going to be one winner in that particular battle each week. Over on Amazon Prime, The Boys is enjoying the successful arrival of its third season, and will again be more of a draw to older viewers than Ms. Marvel.

With Obi-Wan Kenobi due to end this week, perhaps Ms. Marvel will see an increase in viewership across its last episodes. Either way, it is not likely that Marvel Studios will be too worried about the series' initial viewer numbers, as when it comes to streaming it can sometimes be more of a marathon than a sprint.
R: 23 / I: 4
Sam Hyde kissing Destiny's ass, what the fuck is this?
R: 10 / I: 4

New cronenberg with lea seydoux

Crimes.of.the.Future.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.x265.10bit.HDR.DD5.1-CM
R: 0 / I: 0
Fuck off incel
R: 106 / I: 24
>Obi-Wan is emasculated, made stupid and useless
>strong and independent sheboon of color is a typical Mary Sue that's good at everything
Yeah you can cross out all the squares. Who the fuck watches anything Yidsney at this point? No seriously.
R: 8 / I: 0
Which was the better capeshit parody cartoon in your opinion? I think Freakazoid looked a lot better but The Tick was a much better protagonist.
R: 0 / I: 0
Why is Chinese cinema so potent for indian women? All I have seen lately is indian punjabis women begging for Chinese cock and Chinese husbands everytime a big Chinese movie comes out. Now everywhere it seems you see Chinese men cucking indian men.
R: 34 / I: 2
Mad Max Fury Road prequel is currently being filmed in Australia.
R: 15 / I: 4
>Doctor.Strange.in.the.Multiverse.of.Madness.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.HDR.H.265-EVO
>Doctor.Strange.in.the.Multiverse.of.Madness.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.HDR.H.265-EVO
>Doctor.Strange.in.the.Multiverse.of.Madness.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.HDR.H.265-EVO
>Doctor.Strange.in.the.Multiverse.of.Madness.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.HDR.H.265-EVO
>Doctor.Strange.in.the.Multiverse.of.Madness.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.HDR.H.265-EVO
R: 21 / I: 10
oof
R: 8 / I: 0

Taylor Lorenz Cries About Being Caught

She did nothing wrong.
R: 2 / I: 1

Soypranos thread

Why did Jimmy have a gun up his ass?
R: 439 / I: 166
Actor Liev Schreiber (X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and his hot son at the Strangest Things 4 premier. Yes, that's his son.
R: 21 / I: 8
It's over dinobros
R: 11 / I: 1

Al Pacino Wants to See Timothée Chalamet Take Over His Role in a ‘Heat’ Sequel

Ahead of the upcoming launch of director Michael Mann's Heat 2 novel, which serves as both a prequel and sequel to the 1995 film, Tribeca Festival had organized a Q&A panel to celebrate the original film's 25th anniversary. It was attended by producer Art Linson and leading stars Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.

During the panel (via Variety), when asked about the potential film adaptation of Heat 2, Oscar winner Al Pacino suggested that Oscar nominee Timothée Chalamet should the actor to take over his role as Lt. Vincent Hanna. Pacino continued to describe Chalamet as "a wonderful actor" with "great looks."

Heat 2 is the follow-up novel to the 1995 crime drama film starring Pacino as Lt. Vincent Hanna and De Niro as criminal Neil McCauley. Described as a both a prequel and sequel, Heat 2 will feature stories that occur in both 1989 and 2002 with its cast of characters. The novel is co-written by Mann and Meg Gardiner. It is expected to launch this August 9.

"One day after the end of Heat, Chris Shiherlis is holed up in Koreatown, wounded, half-delirious, and desperately trying to escape LA. Hunting him is LAPD detective Vincent Hanna," says the synopsis. "Hours earlier, Hanna killed Shiherlis's brother-in-arms Neil McCauley in a gunfight under the strobe lights at the foot of an LAX runway. Now Hanna's determined to capture or kill Shiherlis, the last survivor of McCauley's crew, before he ghosts out of the city.

"In 1988, seven years earlier, McCauley, Shiherlis, and their highline crew are taking scores on the West Coast, the US-Mexican border, and now in Chicago. Driven and daring, they're pulling in money and living vivid lives. And Chicago homicide detective Vincent Hanna-a man unreconciled with his history-is following his calling, the pursuit of armed and dangerous men into the dark and wild places, hunting an ultraviolent gang of home invaders. Meanwhile, the fallout from McCauley's scores and Hanna's pursuit cause unexpected repercussions in a parallel narrative, driving through the years following Heat."

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/al-pacino-heat-2-timothee-chalamet-1235297914/
R: 10 / I: 1
Someone just sent me a text telling me to watch this movie. Should I listen to him or is it shit? It looks like shit.
R: 1 / I: 0

Mad God (2021)

This just appeared for torrenting on rarbg, what am I in for?
R: 8 / I: 0
Surprisingly kino
R: 6 / I: 1

Redditor uncovers lost Sesame Street episode

>One of the biggest discoveries in lost media history just happened. An anonymous Reddit user has uploaded Sesame Street Ep 847 (the banned Wicked Witch of the West episode) to r/lostmedia
ITS HAPPENING
R: 17 / I: 1

Lightyearchads

What went wrong??
R: 3 / I: 2
So that's why she quit acting.
R: 3 / I: 5
GAHOOLE

SEASON 3 IS COMING

https://otakumode.com/news/62942a0224a7550028a9b4a3/KonoSuba-Gets-Season-3-and-Spin-Off-Anime!
R: 36 / I: 10
Been rewatching Lucas' Star Wars movies.
I see now why Empire Strikes Back gets so much acclaim and is regarded by the middle bell curve of Star Wars fans as the best movie, but I have a new theory as to why that is. It's the best edited version. When Lucas did his first edits and rerelease, Empire holds up the best out of the three by far. There were very few edits he did, and the sound changes, if any, are quite unobtrusive.

A New Hope and Return of the Jedi have too many new scenes that are just glaringly distracting. There's sound effects that don't mix with the original track.
There's added characters that change the feeling of scenes like a scurrying Sebulba type guy in Jabba's Palace at night when everyone is sleeping. He's skirting about, awake. It makes no sense. The song in the palace is good, but it's too much and plays like a music video, taking us out of the movie.

The Phantom Menace is actually a masterpiece. It's the perfect movie in general, not just the best Star Wars movie. It's Lucas' best work, and it will stand the test of time like no other. There are a couple slow parts like after the pod race, explaining my dough chlorine, and the lull in the battles when Anakin's ship is offline, the energy barriers are closed between Maul and Obi-Wan, and the Gungans surrender, but this stretches out the movie to give it a truly epic feel.

Something I noticed with the originals is their success also comes with a detriment. They're simply too fast. They could have spent a bit of extra time in some scenes, but they didn't. It focuses too much on the family/character drama instead of giving us a bigger view of the galaxy and political conflict. This is remedied in the prequels, but it's not perfected. Episode 1 had the most to work with, so it succeeds the most in this manner.

I haven't watched Episode 3 again yet. I'm always the most leery about that one. 2 is fantastic and truly feels like a tragedy unlike Empire where we're left off with them a bit down on their luck. Attack of the Clones is when everything goes bad.

The only errors I think Lucas made was having C-3PO be of origin to Anakin. This closes off a huge loop in the story to contain it in a wrapper that it arguably doesn't deserve, but the originals had a profound amount of twists. It had so many twists they didn't have time for them. Leia never processes the fact that Vader is her father because there's no time for it. So, it makes sense for the sake of rhyme. It's forgiven. There's some other things that stand out, but he was bound by what he was trying to do.

I leave you with the greatest scene of all time.
R: 9 / I: 2
The scene that redeemed /tv/
R: 1 / I: 0
re-platformed
R: 14 / I: 1

Yakuza threads

How many fucking threads across all of tvch (and posts included) are just Yakuza samefagging? Like holy shit there are fewer and fewer quality threads every time I visit this website. It's getting really bad but of course the mods are too busy on discord to do anything about it. Watch this thread get deleted while yakuza's stay up.
R: 8 / I: 3
Which was the most recent film ost that had a profound impact on you and stirred something within your soul?
R: 5 / I: 0
IT'S MORBIN' TIME
R: 11 / I: 8
Michael Bay is the D. W. Griffith of the 21st century.
R: 4 / I: 0
Hey bub, where's my X-23 spinoff film? Logan came out 5 years ago and i'm still waiting…
R: 1 / I: 0

Dances with Wolves (1990)

What was his problem?
R: 41 / I: 9

LITTLE STEPHEN DID JAN 6

The U.S. Capitol Police arrested a group of nine staffers from CBS's The Late Show with Stephen Colbert for allegedly trespassing in the U.S. Capitol on Thursday night, according to Fox News.

The group of Colbert staffers was arrested in the Capitol's Longworth House Office Building and charged with illegal entry into the House office buildings after hours. These nine individuals were reportedly escorted out of the January 6 Committee hearing earlier Thursday for not having proper press credential.

As the U.S. Capitol Police explained in a statement to Fox News:

On June 16, 2022, at approximately 8:30 p.m., U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) received a call for a disturbance in the Longworth House Office Building. Responding officers observed seven individuals, unescorted and without Congressional ID, in a sixth-floor hallway. The building was closed to visitors, and these individuals were determined to be a part of a group that had been directed by the USCP to leave the building earlier in the day. They were charged with Unlawful Entry. This is an active criminal investigation, and may result in additional criminal charges after consultation with the U.S. Attorney.

According to Fox News, Jake Plunkett, Allison Martinez, Tyrone Dean, Stephen Romond, Nicoletta Green, Brendan Hurley, Robert Smigel, Josh Comers, and David Feldman. Smigel is famous for voicing Comedy Central's Triumph the Insult Dog.

The group took photos and videos near the offices of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) and House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), according to Fox News's Chad Pergram.

Fox News's Jesse Watters reported that the Colbert staffers were let into the House office building by Reps. Adam Schiff (D-CA) and Jake Auchincloss (D-MA).

There have been calls for Schiff to resign from his post on the January 6 Committee over this breach of security. In addition, many want to see Colbert's staffers arrested and charged with the same crimes as those who entered the Capitol on January 6.

"If they aren't charged criminally the same as J6 defendants, then more evidence of selective prosecution arises," Mike Cernovich tweeted. "Judges can only rig stuff so much before the judiciary loses all legitimacy. Throw the book at these trespassers."
https://www.BASEDbart.com/politics/2022/06/17/report-stephen-colbert-staffers-arrested-for-breaching-u-s-capitol/
R: 12 / I: 0
Classic.
R: 127 / I: 91

NorthMan

The best movie in decades.
>All White Cast
>Has a story line
>No leftards
>Its been a decade of straight muh dumb subhumans pets just like us
>blacks can't act
>chinks and jews ruined several series

Its clear movies have hit a bottom line with chinks churning out garbage movies, the jews putting niggers in nearly every single shot of a tv show or movie even if its a documentary about pancakes to make sure their is nothing watchable for a decade straight. Then the random mutt poo in comedies. The cringe women leaders. The constant box office bombs of established series.

By sheer competition it can't be denied this movie is great and the only movie not made by the leftist insane asylum of woke
R: 14 / I: 5
Is The Charge of the Light Brigade (1968) a good movie? I never hear it mentioned alongside other historical British war films of the era, like Zulu or David Lean's films.
R: 20 / I: 7

Guy Ritchie to Direct Disney's ‘Hercules’ Live-Action Remake

Guy Ritchie has boarded Disney's upcoming live-action remake of Hercules.

Ritchie will direct the remake based on the 1997 film, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed. Ritchie previously directed Disney's 2019 live-action Aladdin, which crossed the $1 billion mark at the global box office.

Dave Callaham, who wrote Marvel's Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, penned a first draft of the script. The studio is currently in the process of searching for writers for the project.

Joe and Anthony Russo, the filmmakers behind Avengers: Endgame and Infinity War, are set to produce the film via their AGBO banner.

The original 1997 film, directed by Ron Clements and Jon Musker, offered a musical retelling of the Greek legend in which the hero must save Olympus from God of the Underworld, Hades. Tate Donovan voiced Hercules, while James Woods voiced Hades. It is unclear whether the new take on Hercules will keep the original's musical elements.

The remake marks the latest live-action film to join the Disney slate. Rachel Zegler is set to star as as Snow White in a retelling directed by Marc Webb and also starring Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen. Meanwhile, Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, which stars Javier Bardem, Melissa McCarthy and Halle Bailey as Ariel, will release on Memorial Day Weekend next year.
R: 8 / I: 0
Bros, Gahoole might actually meet a Queen of /tv/ for once.
R: 10 / I: 5
>Top Gun Maverick or Jurassic World Dominion

Which one should i go see sunday afternoon?
R: 1 / I: 1
Marvel btfo by china

oh no no no
R: 16 / I: 5
Why can't Hollywood make films like this?
R: 44 / I: 15
ASMR
R: 3 / I: 0
I wish this movie was better.
R: 0 / I: 0

Duck Dynasty

>I use this one to hunt gay ducks.
Is this the best show still on television?
R: 41 / I: 5
So the first 4 episodes of the Obi-Wan show are unwatchable, but it gets tolerable 5 episodes in. Just trust me on this one
R: 77 / I: 28

Hunter Schafer thread

Thoughts ?
R: 12 / I: 7

Celebrity Troons

Confirmed
-Alicia Vikander
-Emma Watson
-Taylor Swift
-Marilyn Monroe
-Zoe Kravitz
-Jennifer Anniston

Unconfirmed
-Alizee
-Alizee's Daughter
-Priscilla Betti

Who do you guys think is a tranny, we all know how gay hollywood and western entertainment is, I wouldn't be surprised.
R: 24 / I: 5
Green Mile > Shawshank Redemption
R: 15 / I: 4

Based Aussie btfo chud incels

Finally the true Tolkien fans are dealing with the incels.
R: 17 / I: 2
I hated this fucking movie.
R: 19 / I: 3
Was it autism?
R: 2 / I: 0

I can predict almost everything about this movie

So if you don't know, bREE shitposts about herself on 4cucks/tv/, so she knows the feminist thing was not well received, and of course Disney need her to be an audience draw not box office kryptonite.
BUT, hollywood faggers gonna fag.

Based on these two things you can predict the whole thing:
- New white male character will be introduced to soften the image.
- her hair will be long and possibly braided
- the official marketing, posters and trailers and such, will be the least feminist thing ever, in fact there will probably be skin in the trailer, not much, a naked back, a thigh, something like that.
- The idiot journalists will make a big fucking deal about internet trolls and reviewbombings and blah blah blah. Basically they will spend a solid three months attempting to kill the credibility of any critics.
- The actually movie will of course be a feminist piece of crap.
- The white guy will be barely in it, not particularly useful, and all of it will have been in the trailers.
- The villain will be female. Probably white, maybe latino or asian, definitely not black. If it's a dude he'll be gay or comical.
- The moral of the story will be something about little girls growing up to be everyday heroes like astronauts and fire fighters and shit.
- /tv/ will be well and truly over it by that point and won't even boycott it, they'll just ignore it until they can pirate it.
- The shillspam on the other hand will make it look like misogynists have lost their mind.
- Within two weeks there won't be a single thread about it.
R: 34 / I: 17
NIGGERMAN 2 HERE WE GOOOO
R: 10 / I: 3

The Flash Star Ezra Miller Accused Of Inappropriate Behavior With 12-Year Old

Allegedly Told Mother "They Would Be Lucky To Have Someone Like Me Guide Them"
Hot off the heels of having one granted against him based on accusations of alleged grooming, The Flash and Fantastic Beasts star Ezra Miller has now had a second protective order issued against their persons, this time on behalf of a 12-year-old child who claims the actor so inappropriately towards them that they were "scared to be around them".
News of this latest protective order against Miller was first reported on June 16th by The Daily Beast, who respectively gleamed their information after having "reviewed a copy of the protection order signed by a judge and spoke with the 12-year-old accuser" - who identifies as non-binary and as such has not had their birth gender identified by the outlet - "their mother, and another neighbor who was present."
https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/06/16/the-flash-star-ezra-miller-accused-of-inappropriate-behavior-with-12-year-old-allegedly-told-mother-they-would-be-lucky-to-have-someone-like-me-guide-them/
R: 59 / I: 24
Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie movie
R: 4 / I: 0

No Down Payment (1957)

>You'll never live in 1950s America. :-(
R: 10 / I: 5

What tbe fuck happened to ai uehara

I dont understand japanese but that nigger fucker is on drugs.
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Jurassic World Dominion Pitch Meeting

New video, enjoy
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The northman is trash

Watch the new croneneberg with lea seydoux.
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>On average, Osborne experienced 20 to 40 involuntary diaphragm spasms per minute. In total, he hiccupped an estimated 430 million times before his death in May 1991 at age 97.

Would you watch a biopic about the life of Charles Osborne?
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Who was in the wrong here?
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Who was in the wrong here?

A Greenfield, Massachusetts, mother and her 12-year-old child reportedly obtained a temporary harassment prevention order against The Flash star Ezra Miller on Wednesday, alleging that the actor had intimidated their family by brandishing a firearm during an argument and acted inappropriately toward the child, who identifies as nonbinary.

The protection order, reviewed by the Daily Beast, was signed by a judge who spoke with the 12-year-old accuser - whose identity remains anonymous - their mother, and a neighbor who witnessed the alleged incident involving Miller, who also identifies as nonbinary.

On February 2, the three were with Miller at the neighbor's home in Greenfield when tensions started rising. The mother mentioned traveling with her "tribe" of people, which caused Miller to snap and accuse her of cultural appropriation.

After that, a conversation about board games allegedly ran amuck after Miller claimed the board game Parcheesi had Rastafarian roots, and the neighbor - who is half black - asked the actor which sect of the Rastafari movement the game had originated from.

"At this point, Ezra explodes and started screaming directly into my face," the neighbor said, adding that the Justice League actor said: "You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. What did you say to me? What did you just say to me?!"

The neighbor - who continuously refers to Miller as "they" - went on to say the actor then brandished a firearm.

"I was very caught off-guard," the neighbor said. "Then they opened up their jacket - they had this, like, big Sherpa jacket - and they opened up one side of their jacket, you could see a gun, and they said, 'Talking like that could get you into a really serious situation.'"

After that, Miller allegedly told the mother, "I've talked extensively with your child," adding, "you're going to realize that you don't have any control over them anymore. They're an elevated being, and they would be lucky to have someone like me guide them."

The actor then moved his chair closer to the child - who was 11-years-old at the time - and began hugging and touching the child's hips, requesting that the minor add him on Instagram, the trio said.

Miller also allegedly told the child - who had expressed an interest in horses - that he would obtain several horses, and that the child could help him care for them on his farm in Vermont, which is roughly 40 miles from Greenfield.

The child said Miller was "just weirdly drawn to me, and kept talking about how they love my outfit and love my style, and kept going on and on about how it was great."

"It was really uncomfortable," the child said. "I was really nervous. I was scared to be around [Miller] after he'd yelled at my mother and she was crying."

The protection order in Massachusetts comes after reports of authorities being unable to "locate or serve" Miller with a separate order in North Dakota accusing him of "physically and emotionally abusing" and grooming another child, now 18, since she was 12 years old.

In addition to the recent grooming allegations, Miller has been arrested twice this year in Hawaii - the first time in March, after officers responded to a report of a disorderly bar patron, and the second time in April, for an alleged assault.

During one of the arrests, the actor snapped at police, demanding that they get his pronouns right, or face legal consequences for hate crime, after police addressed him as "sir" rather than "they."
https://archive.ph/zCATq
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Post nerds getting the shit beat out of them. I hate nerds and I hate how pop culture glorifies them. I want to see them getting hurt and bullied.
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Hey, /tv/! How do you get rid of teen steam?
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>There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance… antidepressants - all it does is mask the problems. There's ways, there's vitamins, there's exercise
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Is Todd Solondz a pedophile?
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DWIGHT NO!
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How do you go from this
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Now that the dust has settled, can we admit this is apex visual story telling?
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What are Steven Seagal's best and worst movies?
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ANA DE ARMAS IS MARILYN MONROE
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WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!
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Do you like Phil Collins?
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Why have all subsequent Love Live anime had such bland and boring casts compared to the first one?
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Romance movies with Indian man and Chinese woman

For all the hate between each other, chinese women have been pursuing indian men a lot here in silicon is there romance films that were made about this recently?
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Hey, /tv/! What's your favorite summer movie?
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Rushmore (1999)

She ends up falling in love with him at the end, right?
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RIP Philip Baker Hall

F
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Weekly Film Club: The Little Prince (1974)

>A pilot, stranded in the desert, meets a little boy who is a prince on a planet.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Mockumentary
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Was Everything Better in 2012?

Obama
PlayStation
Facebook
Starbucks
Jennifer Lawrence
Selena Gomez
iPhone
Marvel movies
Gangnam Style
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New kino

Spottem and gottem
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What are the best movie snacks?

Non-bagged popcorn with extra butter for me.
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What a lil slut!
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Are ya ready, kids?
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This is free on Tubi. Should I watch it?
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>hey dude, lets hit this blunt and watch some kino
what do you put on in this scenario?
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Lady Gaga In Talks to Play Harley Quinn in Joaquin Phoenix's Joker Musical Sequel

The Joker is back, and this time he's bringing a friend.

Lady Gaga is in early talks to star opposite Joaquin Phoenix in director Todd Phillips' sequel to Joker, the 2019 Oscar-winning, $1 billion Warner Bros. hit based on the DC character.

Phillips has been co-writing the script with Joker co-writer Scott Silver for some time and has finally shown it to the studio. Last week, Phillips revealed on social media the title of the new project - Joker: Folie à deux - the title referencing a medical term for an identical or similar mental disorder that affects two or more individuals, usually members of the same family. And while the same social media post showed Phoenix reading the script, the actor's involvement is not exactly a legal fait accompli just yet - sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Warners has yet to close a deal with the actor, with the two sides deep into it.

Enter Gaga.

Details on her character are being kept under wraps, but Joker is known for his on-off abusive relationship with Harley Quinn, his psychiatrist at the mental institution known as Arkham Asylum who falls in love with him and becomes his sidekick and partner in crime. It is unclear whether Phillips and company are using other DC characters or striking on their own, as they did in many instances with their first movie.

If a deal makes, Gaga would play Quinn. However, this new Quinn exists in a different DC universe than the Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, which most recently appeared in 2021's The Suicide Squad as well as several other films.

But wait, that's not all: Sources say the sequel is also a musical.

Todd Phillips previously produced A Star Is Born, the 2018 remake that starred Joker producer Bradley Cooper and Gaga.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/joker-2-lady-gaga-joaquin-phoenix-todd-phillips-in-musical-1235154135/
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umm can i say, based?
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Deep Blue Sea

>there are people who think Saffron Burrows' character was meant to be likable when she was pretty much the flick's only human antagonist
>these people are still defending her today with all sorts of headcanons
Deep Blue Sea was kino because it showed that even the bumbling comic relief nigger is more competent at things that actually matter compared to a female scientist.
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>this is what the chink navy eats
lmao it's like minecraft food
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If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.
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>Based on a true story.
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So the new trendy thing is to have 3D animation look like 2D. Instead of you know, actually making 2D.
The absolute state.
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Just when you think jewtube can't possible get any worse
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>Defeats the wall
Yup, I know who was the definitive winner of the Emma wars.
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Do gentlemen really prefer blondes?
Doesn't really affect me, I was always kind of a rascal. The media isn't gonna meme me into not choosing Jane Russell every single time. Not falling for the Marilyn meme, sorry industry kikes.
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What the fuck did I just watch? That was garbage.
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My new video

Enjoy
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Amber, First of Her Name, Beloved Queen Emeritus of /tv/, Speaks for the First Time About the #DeppAnon Tainted Verdict
>In her first interview following the verdict of the high-profile defamation trial between Amber Heard and her ex-husband Johnny Depp, Heard called out the social-media frenzy that surrounded the case and said she understood why the jury sided with Depp.
>"I don't blame them," Heard said in a preview for the interview with the TODAY show's Savannah Guthrie. "I actually understand. He's a beloved character and people feel they know him. He's a fantastic actor."
>Following a six-week trial that delved into intimate details about the former couple's personal lives-including several instances of alleged verbal and physical abuse-a Virginia jury awarded Depp $10.4 million in damages after deciding that Heard defamed Depp in a 2018 op-ed she wrote for the Washington Post. Heard was awarded $2 million for her countersuit.
>"I don't care what one thinks about me or what judgments you want to make about what happened in the privacy of my own home, in my marriage, behind closed doors. I don't presume the average person should know those things. And so I don't take it personally," she said.
>"But even somebody who is sure I'm deserving of all this hate and vitriol, even if you think that I'm lying, you still couldn't look me in the eye and tell me that you think on social media there's been a fair representation," she added. "You cannot tell me that you think that this has been fair."
>The case was discussed widely online. Videos from the trial garnered millions of views, and viewers often chimed in on TikTok and Twitter to provide their own analysis of the case-opinions which often skewed heavily in favor of Depp. The TikTok hashtag "Justice for Amber Heard" has received 92 million views, while the similar hashtag for Depp has more than 20 billion.
>Depp sued Heard for $50 million over the 2018 op-ed in which she referred to herself as a public face for domestic abuse but did not mention Depp by name. Heard countersued Depp for $100 million, after his lawyer called her allegations a hoax.
>In a statement following the decision, Depp said, "From the very beginning, the goal of bringing this case was to reveal the truth, regardless of the outcome….I hope that my quest to have the truth be told will have helped others, men or women, who have found themselves in my situation, and that those supporting them never give up."
>According to her lawyer, Elaine Bredehoft, Heard intends to appeal the decision.
https://archive.is/QWrL7
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Thoughts on Amerimutt Cinematographer mag?
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So I've watched the season finale of Barry and it kind of sucks. I mean it's good but I was listening to Bill Hader on the Prestige TV podcast on The Ringer and he makes it obvious he fucking hates Barry. Barry won't survive the show, he's dead-meat, we're just watching to see how he dies.

There was an era of great TV, Sopranos, Shield, these were shows that were made by men deconstructing different types of TV shows, often still misunderstood by audiences, I talked to a friend this weekend who still thinks Sopranos ended because Tony got shot not because his retard son moved out, but these shows were purposefully ambivalent, universally reflective, and told us something more about characters that had been a staple of TV shows, the mobster cared about his kids the cop was hopelessly broken and barely better than the criminal.

Then the feminists showed up. This is where you get into criticism you can't bring up on reddit, et al. Feminist criticism can't really deal with this, men are all toxic, women go along with this because of their own trauma or abuse, and shows like Breaking Bad were all about men in sadistic dick-measuring contests. The feminists re-wrote these shows as part of a genre about "toxic males" and never looked back. So I watched Barry and the show changed from being kinda fun to Breaking Bad written by Radical lesbian Feminists, cue Liz Sarnoff.

I watched this guy's video essay and the key things: as a feminist they (he) have congealed all these shows into one genre, Barry is an answer to this genre, and this is all one "antihero" villain as protagonist genre.

Just so it's all out there this critique is a terrible way to look at these shows, even the shitty ones. Feminism yet again fails to produce anything reasonable or worthwhile. This third season of Barry had a lot riding on it but I listened to, humorously named, The Ringer's Prestige TV podcast and Bill Hader was interviewed for every episode and he clearly states he sees Barry as a Monster. Barry has no redemption, Bill has said as much, so why watch a new season when we know he's dogmeat?

Thanks to the feminist, radical lesbian bullshit, we know what's going on and it's frankly pointless. This whole thing is about a fake genre feminist lesbians created, but who knows how many shows will end up like this. I remember Bill talking about the bleakness in Barry and saying, like a genius, "how bleak is it compared to the news." What a wit.

The radical lesbians have taken over and similar to comics getting taken over there's almost no point now. Their criticism of shows is so all encompassing that they can't make anything fun ever again, anyways watch the vid if you have time.

I don't think enough people really sit with this shit and argue to people who don't like it that it's "actually good". Fuck.

I genuinely don't know what happens from here. Like I listen to Star Wars fans arguing their shows need to be better, Trek fans, and basically everyone ignores them. Like what is the future? Star Wars normies, they'll never show strength and just unsubscribe from everything, they'll keep feeding the beast for a few more years until they get their head caved in by an illegal immigrant that wants a house to stay in for the night. But seriously, I was looking and there's no way to stop this shit without showing off your power level otherwise companies might assume you just didn't like some children's show they released.