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HOLY FUCK PRISCILLA BROWSE IMAGEBOARD

Remember that song I spammed 2 days ago ?
SHE JUST DID A COVER
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"Star Wars was inspired by Westerns?"

"Give 'em a fast draw, the fans will eat this shit up."

The Mandalorian is just as cheap, crass, and uninspired as The Force Awakens.
R: 0 / I: 0
My new kino for /tv/ is out.

FEAT GAHOOLE
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2020
I am forgotten
R: 2 / I: 0
A simp production.
R: 3 / I: 0

Been Trying to Decipher this Scene for Years

In 2009 a motion picture was released that boggles the mind of those who've seen it. Full of top shelf actors and actresses like Christopher Lee, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Seyfried, Danny Huston, Jack Huston, and more, the movie somehow manages to indulge in more "fanservice" than any Japanese cartoon I've ever seen. But despite the film's pornographic nature, there's one scene I can't quite comprehend.

Watch it here, and tell me what you think. Because honestly, I'm starting to lose sleep over it.
R: 13 / I: 2
XBOX
R: 199 / I: 88

Best digits, best filmography, Best Emma

I know what you're thinking, did she fire 5 digits or 6? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Magnum, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
R: 0 / I: 0

Slav Kino

Uh yeah, I'm thinking this is kino
R: 23 / I: 3
why are people still watching it
R: 20 / I: 4

Seriously what's happened to other posters.

Margfag, raven poster, blissfag, mygf poster, chinanon, Maisie.
They all dissapear at the same time.

I.A technology ?
R: 0 / I: 0
LOL LET'S GO FUCKING DIE!!
WE A GONNA DIEYA NOW LOL!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
Are there seriously people who don't think this was the best episode of Frasier? How do those "people" even function?
R: 59 / I: 11

The Mandalorian

Season 2 episode 1 dropped today,what did you think of it and how will DUNC be able to compete with this level of sandworm battle kino?
R: 8 / I: 1
NUKE CHINA PLEASE
R: 10 / I: 2
David Prowse has died, aged 85.
F
R: 11 / I: 1
Fatman.2020.1080p.WEBRip.DDP2.0.x264-NOGRP

MEL GIBSON KINO IS BACK BOIS
R: 35 / I: 5

DENED :DDD

Tenet.2020.1080p.HDRip.x264.AAC2.0-SHITBOX

It's shit, so Merry Fuckin XMas you queers
R: 30 / I: 4

Asia Argento to remake Scarlet Diva

>Asia Argento is developing a remake of her controversial film Scarlet Diva. Dedicated to the memory of her recently deceased mother, the film will seek to bring the #MeToo movement to the spotlight again. In the original version, Argento herself played Anna. In this reprisal, the lead role will go to Emma Watson. Asia Argento will play Anna's mother, a role that went to her own mother Daria in the original.
>The film gained special notoriety at the height of #MeToo for its scene inspired on Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault on Argento. This time Kevin Weisman will be replacing Joe Coleman as Mr. Parr, the abuser-producer that uses his influence to get away with his predatory behavior.
>If the schedule allows for it, the role of Kirk will be going to Jason Fuchs and television veteran Megan McNulty will be playing Margherita, renamed to Maggie in the remake. The rest of the cast is to be announced.
>Argento will be the writer and director. Production is another matter, and Argento's ex-husband Michele Civetta will be in charge of it hoping to repeat the success of their 2017 film The Executrix.
>Weinstein's representatives have declined to comment when contacted by phone Thursday morning.
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he did nothing wrong
R: 200 / I: 409

October 14th, 2020

Happy 127th birthday to Lillian Diana Gish! Use this thread to honor her legacy. Post photographs, interviews, documents, videos, and films related to Miss Gish. Although her name was removed from Ohio's Bowling Green State University campus theater, and the Directors Guild of America renamed their Lifetime Achievement award that was once called the D.W. Griffith Award, I will not forget Miss Gish or Mr. Griffith and their contributions to the advancement of film.
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>a gay man invents a computer in the 1940s to save the world from Nazis
How historically accurate was this film?
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/chart/ thread

Post movie charts itt
R: 365 / I: 143
Useful thread to discuss
precode films about
HORSEGIRLs.

I hear they can provide energy and focus.
R: 2 / I: 0

The princes diaries 2

To those who watched it, what did you think of it?
R: 7 / I: 0
WHY IS HIS WIFE A NIGGER
R: 6 / I: 0
Are you gonna tweet all day, lil Donnie, or are you gonna act?
R: 20 / I: 4
>ghost rider
R: 9 / I: 2

"Rejected by Christians" on Your World with Creflo

>Went to Christian tv talk show to talk about how awful porn industry is
>Returns to porn in 2020

Raised by a drug addicted mother, and sexually molested by her first stepfather starting at 6 years old and continuing with the next at the age of 12, Raegan has become a new mom at the age of 21. Though she was doing well in college, she felt lost and alone, and eventually left school for California, where she was talked into doing porn, finding fame as 'Leah Gotti'. After 8 months, feeling worse each day, she met a man named Amos (an NFL football player), who convinced her to leave that life, and start a family with him. They had a child a year ago, and she fears her background and emotional baggage - such as uncontrollable anger, anxiety and night terrors - will negatively impact her present relationship with her boyfriend and the future of her daughter. Though Raegan believes in God - she went to Church until her past was discovered and faced an online petition for her eviction - she feels unworthy and lost. Can Dr. Dollar help?
R: 11 / I: 2
What the fug, Yidsney owns NatGeo?
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imagine being so obsessed with some random thot out of billions of thots in the world that you even make threads about her ten years later even though you will never meet her and she does not know you and will never know you and will not spend a second of her life ever thinking about you or your meaningless actions
wow

I cannot think or comprehend anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing. raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she's had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Honestly think about it logically.
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2021 SOON
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кино
R: 165 / I: 30
NO CAREER CLUB

NCC update: still no career
R: 32 / I: 6
>holy crap Lois remember that time President Elect Biden defeated drumpf?
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M*A*S*H

Whats the deal with the original M*A*S*H theme song?
Why is it so edgelordy?
Seriously, this sounds like it was written by some emo kid.
R: 1 / I: 0
>www.effedupmovies.com
>effe dup movies
What did they mean by this? Cool website btw, very edgy if you know what I mean. I hope it's not run by trannies
R: 4 / I: 2
What are some movies about King George?
R: 2 / I: 0
92 495 views

GAHOOLE BTFO DUP
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Spike Lee is black?!? I had no idea.
R: 3 / I: 0

French movie ( 2020 )

Arthur, 15, has a crush on Ouassima, who does not even look at him … While he has never been upset, she goes out with Matt, the handsome kid from college. To get closer to her, Arthur gathers a group of single losers and offers to give them lessons in fishing, at 10 euros per lesson. In the changing rooms of the swimming pool, a long intimate and collective learning begins on "girls and love: instructions for use".
R: 6 / I: 0
Have you ever shat yourself on live television?
R: 4 / I: 0
Why was Jim Carry's The Mask nothing like the comic it was based on?
R: 16 / I: 10

Belle delphine water review when?

After the retro review can we expect a simp review ?
R: 49 / I: 12
>Rian Jonson's Star Wars trilogy is never happening
Feels good.
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Cult Kinos

I watched Waco a few weeks ago and it was really good, people complained since it made the BDs look too normal, but if you look at the evidence that's how it really was; everyone around town said they were a bit strange but otherwise normal, healthy people. No meth lab, no baby fuckers, no hazing, just a group of guys that wanted to learn about God's Word in peace. Jonestown: Paradise Lost was also very good, half-documentary half-movie that showed how batshit insane Rev. Jones was.
Also HBO is making a mini documentary about Heaven's Gate, which is the complete opposite of the Davidians, seems like it'll be interesting. https:/yewtu.be/watch?v=Yp_5pDOa-o0
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Chess

Is this any good?
R: 5 / I: 0

Modern Gore

I need modern B Movie splatter house
R: 27 / I: 5

Cube (1997)

What's /tv/ opinion on this kino? Also post more low budget thrillers in this thread.
R: 12 / I: 4

Roald Dahl Must Be Spinning in His Grave

Why did Wes Anderson & Noah Baumbach feel the need to pollute the source material with quirky Americanisms and Hollywood family clichés of unhappy marriage, problem children, disaffected teen etc? It's too much. Then you have all the references to other heist flicks like Ocean's Eleven, complete with George Clooney in the role of Mr Fox. Too many ideas which take away from the message of Dahl's book, being that simple animals can outwit man and machine.
R: 31 / I: 4
This rivalry is video game tier right?
R: 58 / I: 17

Dwayne Johnson Injured in the Gym

He REFUSED to seek medical attention until he finished his workout. Will he be ok? How will this affect his film career?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CG0bKZslpFM/
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Time for old school /tv/ autism

What ever happened to Channel Autism? We used to have threads about these spergs all the time.
Wasn't there some massive drama recently that caused everybody to leave? Doug is still doing his same old shit and the only other CA person I've seen since is Lindsay.
R: 12 / I: 2
Just looking at these guys, why would anyone care what they think?
R: 12 / I: 1
Will Jonah Hill ever get his deserved revenge over Ornella?
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Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

How do you rank this among Wes Anderson films? Is Anderson too quirky for the sake of being quirky?
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Oh I'm thinking I'm ridin' with Biden now
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Quantum of Solace

Hugely underrated. The first two Craig bond films were the best bonds ever, and then losers complained about them being too "modernist," so we had to retreat to Moore gimmickry and gadgets in Skyfall and which ultimately produced the disaster that was Spectre.
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Weekly Film Club: Furry Vengeance (2010)

>When Dan Sanders (Brendan Fraser) takes a job overseeing the construction of a supposedly "green" housing development in the Oregon woods, he thinks his greatest challenge will be helping his urban-oriented family (Brooke Shields, Matt Prokop) adjust to country life while simultaneously trying to keep his demanding boss happy. But, when the local animals learn that Dan is in charge of their habitat's destruction, the fur flies in an all-out battle between man and nature.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Road Trips/Pilgrimages
R: 12 / I: 9

Come Away (2020)

>In this imaginative origin story of two of the most beloved characters in literature - Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland - eight-year-old Alice (Keira Chansa), her mischievous brother Peter (Jordan A. Nash) and their brilliant older sibling David (Reece Yates) let their imaginations run wild one blissful summer in the English countryside. Encouraged by their parents Jack and Rose (David Oyelowo and Angelina Jolie), the kids' make-believe tea parties, sword fights and pirate ship adventures come to an abrupt end when tragedy strikes. Peter, eager to prove himself a hero to his grief-stricken and financially-struggling parents, journeys with Alice to London, where they try to sell a treasured heirloom to the sinister pawnshop owner known as C.J. (David Gyasi). Returning home, Alice seeks temporary refuge in a wondrous rabbit hole while Peter permanently escapes reality by entering a magical realm as leader of the "Lost Boys."

Has anyone watched this yet? Came out a few days ago. Seems fairly creative and imaginative.
R: 10 / I: 3

David Lynch reportedly working on new Netflix show called ‘Wisteria’

What's On Netflix today spotted the mention of an Untitled David Lynch Project (Working Title: Wisteria) in issue 1222 of Production Weekly. The listing mentions that shooting is set to start in May 2021 and that some of it will take place at Calvert Studios, which is where Rancho Rosa shot parts for Twin Peaks: The Return. The new series is written by David Lynch and he will direct with Sabrina S. Sutherland as the producer. Sutherland has worked on a number of projects including Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces from 2014. Beyond that and Netflix's involvement, much remains to be seen.

https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/david-lynch-to-write-direct-new-netflix-original-series/
R: 8 / I: 0
Boss.Level.2020.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

2nd Mel Gibson kino this month. Enjoy a year with minimal Jewish entertainment
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>My name is God, and I choose to eat marry Roast Beef.
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TV series that everyone watches?

There is no longer a single tv series that everyone watches and which unites our board culture. There were a few in the early 00's, then Breaking Bad came in like a champ, then Game of Thrones kept us going, and now there is….nothing.
R: 3 / I: 1
>Finally got around to watching Grand Budapest Hotel
>Scene where they just escape prison
>"Why are you even here boy"
>"The war."
>"I am a refugee"

So what was the message the writers tried to convey here?
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Jenette McCurdy AKA iCarly

I just had a dream about her. Dreamed she came over to my bed, and then she put her ass in front of my face. I started licking the anus, first smelling it to see if it smelled good (it did). Afterwards I started fingering her butthole, first with one finger because her entrance was tight, then 2 fingers, feeling her walls. Soon after I woke up. Wat means?
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Ugh, what do you have to say for yourselves?
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Desember

It is gonna be December soon are you having any plans????????????
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Whatever happened to soft core porn movies?
Name some kinos besides pic related.
I can't believe this bitch was 5'10"
Also what the hell happened to the imdb.com website? It's like you have to click invisible buttons to access information because it's all just a glimpse scroll with no more side menu. It's shit.
R: 8 / I: 2

Improving Tron Legacy using Deep Fakes

Has technology gone too far?
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>tfw the blockbuster is dead and soon hollywood will follow it
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Chaos Walking (2021)

>A dystopian world where there are no women and all living creatures can hear each others' thoughts in a stream of images, words, and sounds called Noise.

Directed by Doug Liman (Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow, The Bourne Identity, Jumper)
Starring Daisy Ridley, Tom Holland and Mads Mikkelsen

Releasing in theaters January 22 2021
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Johnny Depp Axed By Warner Bros From ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Franchise

Following a stinging loss in the UK courts over allegations of being a "wife beater," Johnny Depp has been cut loose by Warner Bros from their Fantastic Beasts franchise.

"Johnny Depp will depart the Fantastic Beasts franchise," said the studio in a statement today. "We thank Johnny for his work on the films to date. Fantastic Beasts 3 is currently in production, and the role of Gellert Grindelwald will be recast. The film will debut in theaters worldwide in the summer of 2022."

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHQXHimJvAC/
https://variety.com/2020/film/news/johnny-depp-exhits-fantastic-beasts-franchise-1234824564/
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How will the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy be seen a decade from now, /tv/?
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Why are niggers so uppity?
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The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988)

++wITH kEANU rEEVES++

Rupert Marshetta (Keanu Reeves), a loud-mouthed punk rocker with a taste for the intellectual, is bored stiff and on the verge of failing out of his senior year of high school. But when Marshetta meets drive-in theater operator Carla Headlee (Amy Madigan), he finds a mentor who has much to teach him, and an unlikely friendship results. Soon, the two decide to leave their small town. To raise money, Rupert and Carla resolve to abduct Rupert's father, Gary (Fred Ward), and hold him for ransom.
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DUP BTFO

DUP BTFO
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Ready Player Two!

Remember when Ready Player One came out and how bad it was? Then (((Steven Spielberg))) made a just as bad movie? Well are you fags ready for the sequel, and probably for Spielberg to come out and do the sequel too?
R: 76 / I: 13

Tom and Jerry (2021)

Chloë Grace Moretz kino is back on the menu!
R: 0 / I: 0

Fanfiction thread

Find fankino or write your own and post it ITT. Fanfiction.net and a few others don't let you select the text by default so you may need a browser extension if you want to copy and paste.

MARRIED WITH CHILDREN X SILENT HILL

Al walks in the the door of the house and the audience cheers

Al: Today I got in a fight with the biggest meanest ugliest thing you will ever come across and no im not talking about grandma kids he had this stupid red triangle thing on his head and this faded yellow suit and kids that man was… 'Nacho Supreme'. He had the nerve to get mad at me because he didn't offer any food stamps! and then he-

Peg: Well?

Al: well what?

Bud: Did you get the food stamps?

Al: Oh well thank you for your concern family but…

Door slams open and Marcy and Jefferson come in nervous and scared:

Marcy: AH ITS HORRIBLE!-

Al: No that's whats called a reflection Marcy

Marcy: No peasant there is a part in Chicago mall that as just been over run with hideous monsters and this ugly darkness!

Al: Ah then I see that you finally visited Gary's shoes sorry you were deceived by the name I know how much you really wanted to buy men's shoes but was deceived by the greater hideousness there and unfortunately these things wear women's shoes.

Jefferson: No there's these monsters with four legs arms sewn together and these fat grotesc monster-

Al: OOHHH NOOO DON'T TELL ME YOUR FAMILIES IN TOWN PEG?

Peg: Don't worry Al im sure their more scared of you than you are of them.

Jefferson: these fat grotesque monsters this huge monster with a red pyramid on his head.

Al: Ok Jefferson you cant speak about my customers that way and second if I ever see that guy again I will get those coupons and this time there will be no Security guards slash cleaners to stop me

Kelly: uhhh(excited) ARE we really getting a chicken coup daddy?

Al: look why don't we all just sit down, shut up and watch some T.V together

Al turns on the TV

Reporter Cardinaliz: Hello I am reporter Tequialla Cardinaliz and I am here at the Chicago mall and there is total and utter chaos down here all the shops here have been looted and destroyed

Al: YES!

Reporter: All except for Gary's Shoes

Al: DAMN!

Reporter: This just in there now has been reports of this darkness spreading all the way through out Chicago and no one…

Pyramid head comes up behind the reporter and impales her with a giant sword and the t.v cuts and there are rainbow strips on the t.v and it continuously beeps and al turns off the tv and suddenly everyone is in panic.

Al: OK DON'T WORRY EVERYONE IT WAS ONLY A MEXICAN!

Bud: Hey dad wasn't the red pyramid guy you were yapping about?

Al gulps with a scared face

Al: no…this ones at least seven feet tall and has arms are the size of Liza Maneliss

Peg: hhmmmm I wonder if he can last more than 30 seconds

Al: NO HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN FIGHT FOR EVER!

Peg: NO I MEAN CAN HE LAST LONGER THAN YOU IN BED!…I wonder if his single?

Marcy: Well why not Peggy you can actually call it an upgrade.

Al: Hey Jefferson kill you wife there you just got an upgrade silence and a free dinner.

Jefferson is laughing silently behind Marcy and Marcy looks back at him and turns seriously to Al

Jefferson: YOUR CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN IF YOU KEEP TO TALKING TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT!

Al: Oh is that what you call it

Al and Marcy get ready to fight and all of the sudden you hear a real loud siren turn on

Bud: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Al: The only time they ever played that is when all of Wanker county came to visit ten years ago REMEMBER THAT PEG!

Kelly: WAIT! I know what it is… A MIDNIGHT MADNESS SALE IS ON!

Kelly runs for the door The family goes to pull Kelly back from the door

Al: Did you have to take those diet pills from China when you were pregnant with her Peg?
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It’s over people

Conan quits, he's done tossed it off, get woke go broke, become a half-hour show and live to see everyone make fun of ya. His only dream was to control television and force people to listen to him and you angry people took that from this kind, simple little man.
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Why don't we have more movies that show the power of a girl engaging in self love?
R: 20 / I: 3
MEW did nothing wrong. Riley is a supreme beta.
R: 117 / I: 30

Oscars Predictions

Will enough movies even release by the end of the year to be considered for best picture of 2020?
R: 14 / I: 5

Why is Nicole Arbour the greatest comedian of her generation

<3
https://mobile.twitter.com/NicoleArbour/status/1330563402373214211
R: 7 / I: 1

Black Beauty

Black.Beauty.2020.1080p.DSNP.WEBRip.DDP5.1.Atmos.x264-NOGRP

>A wild horse and a teenage girl forge an unbreakable bond which keeps them connected for a lifetime.


I'd give my review, but I'm feeling a little hoarse.
R: 3 / I: 1
WHO WANTS TO EAT
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Kino alert. She doesn't even use a real microphone.
R: 86 / I: 26
>After his death, the doctor conducting the post mortem on Eisenstein's body opened up his skull and asked a colleague, "What did this guy do for a living?" His colleague said he made films. "How many did he make?" asked the doctor. "Eight," came the reply. "What a pity! With a brain like this he could have discovered a new theory of relativity."
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>Hitchcock became known for having remarked that "actors are cattle". During the filming of Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941), Carole Lombard brought three cows onto the set wearing the name tags of Lombard, Robert Montgomery, and Gene Raymond, the stars of the film, to surprise him. In an episode of The Dick Cavett Show, originally broadcast on June 8, 1972, Dick Cavett stated as fact that Hitchcock had once called actors cattle. Hitchcock responded by saying that, at one time, he had been accused of calling actors cattle. "I said that I would never say such an unfeeling, rude thing about actors at all. What I probably said, was that all actors should be treated like cattle…In a nice way of course." He then described Carole Lombard's joke, with a smile.

>Hitchcock believed that actors should concentrate on their performances and leave work on script and character to the directors and screenwriters. He told Bryan Forbes in 1967: "I remember discussing with a method actor how he was taught and so forth. He said, 'We're taught using improvisation. We are given an idea and then we are turned loose to develop in any way we want to.' I said 'That's not acting. That's writing.' "


>Recalling their experiences on Lifeboat for Charles Chandler, author of It's Only a Movie: Alfred Hitchcock A Personal Biography, Walter Slezak said that Hitchcock "knew more about how to help an actor than any director I ever worked with", and Hume Cronyn dismissed the idea that Hitchcock was not concerned with his actors as "utterly fallacious", describing at length the process of rehearsing and filming Lifeboat.


>Critics observed that, despite his reputation as a man who disliked actors, actors who worked with him often gave brilliant performances. He used the same actors in many of his films; Cary Grant and James Stewart both worked with Hitchcock four times, and Ingrid Bergman three. James Mason said that Hitchcock regarded actors as "animated props". For Hitchcock, the actors were part of the film's setting. He told François Truffaut: "The chief requisite for an actor is the ability to do nothing well, which is by no means as easy as it sounds. He should be willing to be used and wholly integrated into the picture by the director and the camera. He must allow the camera to determine the proper emphasis and the most effective dramatic highlights."
R: 6 / I: 0
Was this movie kino?
R: 2 / I: 0
>You underestimate the amount of rope we have
What did he mean by this?
R: 9 / I: 2
Kino or hell no?
R: 0 / I: 0

Superintelligence

Superintelligence.2020.1080p.WEB.H264-NAISU

>Nothing extraordinary ever happens to Carol Peters, so when she starts getting snarky backtalk from her TV, phone and microwave, she thinks she's being punk'd. Or losing her mind. In fact, the world's first super-intelligence has selected her for observation, taking over her life with a bigger, more ominous plan to take over everything. Now Carol is humanity's last chance before this artificial intelligence-with-an-attitude decides to pull the plug.


Melissa McCarthy is gangstalked by an omnipotent James Corden in the horror of the year, Superintelligence.
R: 14 / I: 4
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>A MAN DENIED HIS ROLES
WOAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 76 / I: 23
This is Rey 'Skywalker' Palpatine.

She filtered an entire generation of /tv/ posters.
Say something nice about her!
R: 27 / I: 10

Happy Thanksgiving

Don't die there is still much to do
R: 7 / I: 1
>combining giant gazhonkers with an industrial scifi aesthetic
Kino?
R: 13 / I: 5

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Was Anton Chigurh supposed to represent God? Fate? Death incarnate?
R: 0 / I: 0
It's breakfast time!
R: 51 / I: 18

Predator 5 to be Directed by Dan Trachtenberg

>20th Century Studios has engaged 10 Cloverfield Lane director Dan Trachtenberg to direct the fifth installment in the Predator series. The script is being written by Patrick Aison, whose producer/writer credits include the television series Kingdom, Jack Ryan and Treadstone.

Back in December of 2019, Discussing Film exclusively announced that Trachtenberg was developing a film with 20th Century Studios and Disney called 'Skulls', also written by Patrick Aison and was to be producer by long time Predator series producer John Davis. Discussing Film also provided some small details about Skulls' plot.
>'Skulls' will follow a Comanche woman who goes against gender norms and traditions to become a warrior.

Predator 5 sounds like it could take place in the past, focusing on Native Americans in North America prior to the arrival of American settlers.

https://deadline.com/2020/11/predator-movie-dan-trachenberg-20th-century-studios-1234619728/
R: 11 / I: 2

Reddit Leddit Memeia cover the Gheys

THE GAY COMMUNITY?
R: 0 / I: 0
Well that escalated quickly.
R: 2 / I: 0
This movie good?
R: 17 / I: 1

Harvey Weinstein Is "Being Closely Monitored" After Falling Ill in Prison

The 68-year-old former Hollywood producer "is in isolation with 101-degree temperature" and may have coronavirus. The producer's representatives said they could "neither confirm nor deny" he had tested positive for Covid-19. The disgraced producer previously tested positive for COVID-19 in March. He spent five days in hospital in March for ongoing heart problems and chest pains and is considered vulnerable to coronavirus due to his age, weight and other medical issues, including a heart condition and high blood pressure.

Weinstein's representatives said they were "working with the NYSDOCCS and the excellent team at Wende CF to ensure Mr Weinstein receives the proper medical attention he needs".

Weinstein is currently serving a 23-year prison sentence after being convicted on rape and sexual assault charges. The former Miramax producer is also facing multiple charges of sex crimes in Los Angeles, California. He will have an extradition hearing on December 11th, after which he will travel to Los Angeles to stand trial. Weinstein has continually denied all allegations of non-consensual sex.

https://deadline.com/2020/11/harvey-weinstein-sick-fever-possible-coronavirus-1234617503/#comments
R: 50 / I: 19
what's happening with Hollywood actresses? they're hitting the wall at record speeds. First Millie, now Elle
R: 13 / I: 4
What's next for the talented Ms. Kathryn Newton?
R: 1 / I: 0

Narcissism General

Thread 2

How in the fuck
>I'm so narcissistic that even in my suicide, I'm going to go out by destroying the most beautiful structure within jumping distance.
What are the odds he doesn't hit a beam.
What are the odds he lands center on the X lol
Absurd.
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Blade Runner 2049 failed in every aspect of its being. The film is so forgotten, so virtually void to the cinephile psyche that the peak of its contemporary existence is being used as a relatable meme for the wannabe incel culture that now plagues the internet. Denis Villeneuve's dishonest antics behind the camera are masked by the "LOOK I'M SHOOTING COLORS" cinematography of Roger Deakins and the indie-arthouse clout possesed by Ryan Gosling. Blade Runner 2049 isn't so much a film but a masterful assembly of what is perceived to be a "good film" by a proficient illusionist that has learned to incorporate the real virtues of film into a mask meant to entrance wannabe enthusiasts of cinema.

This film is a betrayal to the entire essence of the artform and its continued attempts at being solidified with the greats of cinema by nu-IMDB posers is a cancer that must be extinguished.
Every frame in Blade Runner 2049 encapsulates the utter definition of dishonesty that I've almost come to the conclusion that the movie is a stealth parody film. The other day I tried to rewatch it in order to get a better grasp of the thing and I had to turn it off because I started vomiting profusely, the aura of faux-craftsmanship becoming a concoction of dishonesty my stomach could no longer bear.

Denis Villeneuve doesn't contain a single original thought. Blade Runner 2049 was a culmination of hackery and evident of the intellectual dullness of his previous films. The man is simply a proficient illusionist. He knows who to surround himself with. For instance, he employs the likes of Roger Deakins to photograph his movies with IMDBlike sensibilities in order to hijack the approval of impressionable film buffs looking for the next piece of "cinema" to fawn over. Then he calls up Ryan Gosling, still enjoying the indie spoils of his Drive fame in order to drown 2049 in arthouse approval.
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Describe star wars fans with one word
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I dreamed that I was working in some place with Scarlett Johansson and I got her used panties to sniff them. wat means?
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Anya Taylor-Joy cast as Furiosa in Mad Max Fury Road prequel

George Miller will direct the flick for Warner Bros. The story is set to reveal the "origins of the fan-favorite Furiosa character" from Mad Max Fury Road. Chris Hemsworth and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II have also been cast in the prequel.

https://deadline.com/2020/10/furiosa-mad-max-spinoff-george-miller-anya-taylor-joy-chris-hemsworth-1234596503/
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well?
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DIE DIE DIE DIET CRAP
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MADE FOR COLONIZATION
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Han Solo didn't drop down, and fell upwards into the star of david.

Look at the scene again. The light he falls into looks like that symbol.
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/tv/ for the Infinity Cup 2020!

Hey there, /tv/

We're in the process of organizing a new edition of The Infinity Cup or /icup/ for short, a virtual soccer tournament pitching various boards and imageboards against each other, and we're trying to find out if any of the boards that previously joined us wanted to reserve a spot in the final tournament.
Since your team was already present in previous iterations, we already have both your roster, your kits and logos, so the only thing we ask of you if you want to join is the following:

1) Making sure your team has the correct number of medals (1 Gold, 1 Silver and 2 Bronze), which you can see from the wiki page;
2) Making a thread over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ with your team's pledge, you just need to make a new thread telling us that your board wants in on the cup.
Optionally) Assign player cards, roles and special strategies to your players, which can be referenced from the following wiki articles:
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules
http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies
Optionally2) Change roster names and/or give us 3D models to use for your team, or new kits or whatever contribution you'd like.

I hope to see you guys on the pitch!
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ALL YOUR OATHS ARE NULL AND VOID FROM HERE ON OUT
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Will we ever see kino back bros?
I just want quality fun back
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I am the Boss Baby

I am the Boss Baby
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> Upon its release, critics labeled Couples Retreat everything from racist to bland to prudish, but it looks as if what Universal really cared about was ensuring that neither Love nor Hawk were featured in the film's international poster. Those posters reveal only three of Couples Retreat's couples - all of whom happen to be white.
Based Universal.
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That's a big plane.
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Sam Hyde told me to watch this. Which is the best version the 1971 original or the 1978 Director's Cut?
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>moral of the story: crime doesn't pay
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UK judge refuses Depp permission to appeal libel ruling

WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS
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Virtual Obsession (Host) | Full Sci-Fi Movie

Virtual Obsession (Host) - If you were a brilliant young scientist diagnosed with only months to live, what choices would you make? To have faith that you were taken early for a reason and go quietly, or to use cryogenics to hope you could be cured someday in the future, or to download your consciousness into computer memory where you could still continue to interact with tho ones you love?

1998
Stars: Peter Gallagher, Mimi Rogers, Jake Lloyd.
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The average /tv/ user in 40 years
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Fuck Gahoole.
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I remember when I was expecting something from life.

I just give up. And It's better to be honest.
But in the final Gahoole betray me.

Even when you expect nothing from life, bad thing happen.
But I don't care fuck Gahoole, I'm everything I want in my head.
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why does she embarrass herself like this bros, is she clueless?
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Clifford The Big Red Dog (2021) - FIRST LOOK

This design actually looks pretty solid imo. Idk why people are saying they should Redesign Clifford like what was done with Sonic the Hedgehog.
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>Luke, did I ever tell you how Flopson was once in a popular Harry Potter series 10 years ago? Yes, I will dwell on that forever like a has-been gas station attendant who was a quarterback on a school football team in his youth.
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Name a better scene in all of cinema
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The 11 billion cocks sucked club
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THE BOSS BABY 2: FAMILY BUSINESS | Official Trailer

We get a new Boss Baby, but not Megamind? Come on Dreamworks.
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How many titties do you want fam?
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Emma Flopson Ama

Hey /tv/ its me emma flopson, ask me anything.
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ITT: Characters that are literally you.

>intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
They're literally me.
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What's some Freemason kino, /tv/?
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Anthony Hopkins is on tik tok

=^_&=
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WANGA?
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HA HA HA HA HA
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>ITT: actresses that make you think "such a wonderful woman <3"
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The absolute state of damage control shills.
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LOOK LIKE ZACH KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
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What are some good examples of a well executed sequel?
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Watching this indulgent shit on TCM right now, Laurie Anderson talking about her dog and then she starts showing her dog playing keyboards, this bitch didn't just listen to the dog playing the keyboard for 2 hours a day with a drum loop in the background but she also had the dog play concerts and put out albums. People humor this activity.
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True Grit 1969 vs True Grit 2010

Now that the dust has settled, which version is better?

https://www.strawpoll.me/35192891
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>he doesn't play Tinto Brass kinos while fucking