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No.347481
>What are your favorite B=movies?
Space Mutiny
Samurai Cop
Mitchell
Pod People
To name a few.
>What is the best MST3K episode and was Joel or Mike a better host?
I like Mike More because hes actually so based he got banned on kiker at some point. Joel meanwhile is a libtard who sold MST3K for that gay cuckflix season.
No.347483
Rampage (2009)
No.347485
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Basically B movies are the most popular genre in years. The state of modern cinema is so bad that everyone is preferring to watch bad movies from decades past.
No.347490
>>347485Reviwers shitting on movies are more entertaining than modern movies themselves.
No.347498
>>347490Honestly it was more entertaining 17 years ago
No.347529
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>>347490Without any doubt, one of the few good stuff still going on on jewtube are channels that make videos about B-movies or cult movies.
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KINO
No.347628
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>>347475>Are there any B-movies you think are legitimately good and not just something to laugh at?Video related. I think there are plenty that are good for what they are. A lot of well-regarded movies among horror fans were B movies, and I think the low-budget nature of them suits the genre way better than something more polished.
I find old B movies to be more inspiring than a lot of big-budget movies. They just felt like they were making the best they could out of limited resources and tended to have more character to them, even if they weren't necessarily competently made.
>What is the best MST3K episodeMy two favorites are Time Chasers followed by The Final Sacrifice.
>and was Joel or Mike a better host?Mike by far. He was way funnier.
>>347529I watched those movies in reverse order. I had the third one as a kid recorded off the TV, saw the second one not long after, and only saw the original as an adult.
>>347627Classic.
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>>347629True quinoa. I've never seen better zombies in a movie.
No.347665
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>>347629It's amazing how much better is the italian history of cinema when compared to the French and British.
They made as many arthouse films as they did "so bad it's good" and excellent b-films and exploitation films. I would go further and say that even in painting, design and literature the Italians continued to produce good things while art was already disappearing in the UK and France. I'm not wrong at least on the literary side, Italy in the 20th century produced better books than most of the rest of Europe.
It's a shame that Italy went into economic decline decades ago, but maybe that's a good thing in terms of receiving fewer immigrants than other countries, but we lost out on the artistic side at least for a while.
Maybe at the end of the day while the UK and France are shitty ruins we will have real Italians making art and exporting it to the world.
No.347684
>>347665Yeah, it seems like Italy has been the cultural backbone of Europe at least since the Renaissance, if not since Roman times. Except for the 18th and 19th centuries when France took that crown from them. But that seems more an anomaly in retrospect.
Being in the Anglosphere, we're taught that British culture was super important, but I don't know how true that is. From what I understand, even Shakespeare was barely read in continental Europe before the mid-to-late 1700s.
No.347696
Mike was obviously the better host. He had better comedic timing, and he was the head writer for most of the show's existence anyway. More importantly, the switch to Mike hosting also gave us the best versions of Tom Servo and Crow.
Also it's extra obvious now considering what an unfunny pile of cringe the MST3K "reboot" is that Joel started up.
No.347754
>>347751Nigga, do you really expect me to read all that shit?
No.347755
>>347754You should, Evola is based.
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>>347751Personally, I've never enjoyed Roman literature as much as Greek literature. Virgil is good, but the others are kind of boring. Maybe I'm just reading bad translations.
No.347790
>>347783But have you tried reading Italian literature written from the 10th century onwards?
No.347798
>>347790Have you tried figuring out what cavepeople tried to narrate with the remainings of their civilization? Theorizing can get pretty kino.
No.347803
>>347798>you imagine and interpret what the cavemen's paintings wanted to sayYes. And about italian 20th century literature try to read Luigi Pirandello, Italo Svevo and Ítalo Calvino.
And Umberto Eco if you have a tolerance for Reddit boomer literature.
No.347830
>>347790Yes. I've read Dante, Petrarch, Boiardo, Ariosto, and Tasso. All great stuff. Haven't read Boccaccio or Manzoni yet, but I hear they're great as well.
No.348146
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Now that the dust has settled, was Mark's movie a success or a failure?
No.348279
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New Brandon kino is out.
No.348285
>>348146I don't think it's very good, but those opening camera shots are kino. They're really atmospheric and feel straight out of a low-budget flick from decades earlier. Not even B movies were going for that look anymore at the time Coven was shot. I wish movies still looked like that.
I've always thought Mark Borchardt should have gotten into cinematography instead of writing.
No.348298
>>348297I remember Gahoole praising this kino during a Big Baby poscast.
No.348328
>>347665Remember seeing Cemetery Man in 2005 as a 9 year old and it molded my taste in cinema from then on like Desperado.
Saw it again 11 years later and it's still fucking amazing kino.
No.348329
>>347684Brits and French were only influencial in the fact they they either opressed their neighbours or sold out the whole continent to the USA.
No.354866
>>348297Gahoole had promised that he and Daimyo would do an analysis of this film and it never happened
No.357031
>>351629I still haven't seen this even though I should have by now.
No.358536
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Kino Invader
No.361802
Dailymotion as usual is the blessed site to watch things that are deleted from other places online.
There are some channels there that post the cream of the crop of b-flicks.
>>358536The first film made by this director and writer is better than the sequels, and made for less money.
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No.363633
Italians deliver kinos on all fronts.
No.365471
>>363630The rat scene gave me a good laugh.