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 No.349017[Watch Thread]>>349050>>349114>>349342

And the soyboys and trannies are happy about it, they are even looking forward to having a fat, black, trans 007 killing Dup.

 No.349019>>349021

And nothing of value was lost.

 No.349021>>349030>>349045>>349060

>>349019
Hummm, sweetie, 007 is the only good aspect of the British culture in the 20th century.

 No.349024>>349028

Yeah those blue haired tumblrinas are #triggered alright. Can't wait for Armored Skeptic and Sarg'n to tackle THIS one…

 No.349026>>349029>>349037

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There hasn't been a decent Bond girl since Maryam d'Abo.
How's Amazon going to fix that?

 No.349027

And nothing of value was lost.

 No.349028

>>349024
They are actually happy about it.

 No.349029

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>>349026
Here is your fix, bro.

 No.349030>>349032>>349129

>>349021
Monty Python, Rareware, Wallace & Gromit, Teletubbies

 No.349032>>349040>>349060>>349165

>>349030
Yeah, none of those are good. UK ended after WW1, anything after that is just filler and slop.

 No.349037>>349046>>349111

>>349026
>There hasn't been a decent Bond girl since Maryam d'Abo.
?????

 No.349040

>>349032
You're just a jaded contrarianfag who is impossible to please.

 No.349045>>349047

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>>349021
Shut up goalpost head

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>>349037
Gemma Arterton is the only recent Bond girl I'd take home to meet mother.

 No.349047>>349051

>>349045
Red Dwarf is a kino overload

 No.349050>>349053

>>349017 (OP)
Can Amazon really do worse than the Craig films?

 No.349051>>349052>>349111

>>349046
You're still a fruit if you don't like those 4 but good taste regardless. r8 my Bond girl fantasy draft.

>>349047
It is. Have you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? It might appeal if you love Red Dwarf.

 No.349052>>349055>>349111

>>349051
Isn't that a reddit book? Red Dwarf much like doctor who is a show where even if there is poz in it I'm willing to look past it for the sort of comfy autism it has.

 No.349053

>>349050
Yes, without any doubts.

 No.349055>>349056>>349111

>>349052
>Isn't that a reddit book?
It's pre-internet so…

 No.349056>>349111

>>349055
Calling something reddit is a convenient label because it denotes a very specific type of people and the content they consume, but people like them have always existed. Andrzej Sapkowski for instance is 100% a certified redditor.

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>>349021
I know you're being sarcastic, but the Bongs had a lot of good culture in the 20th century. I might even say that in terms of their popular output they were better than the U.S. when you account for population size, especially where music is concerned.
>>349032
>not liking Wallace & Gromit
Why don't you make like a banana and SHIT?

 No.349111>>349117>>349120

>>349037
>>349051
I can argue which 007 movies are overhyped or bad, but almost none of the bondgirls are bad, you're right to post all these hotties. Teri Hatcher and Denise Richards were part of my first erections.

>>349052
>>349055
I remember years ago, when zoomers were desperate to ask Sam Hyde for book recommendations (for those who got tired of pretending that reading the Bible made them special) and he said he liked Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and a lot of idiots in the audience and comments didn't know if he was being serious or not, because it was "reddit".

>>349056
Andrzej Sapkowski and other boomer book writers have some core of reddit persona, the difference is that Andrzej Sapkowski in a way has better talent than Stephen King or George Martin for example, or I at least think his books have a bit more depth, even though he's still an idiot.
He's made so many idiotic decisions and doesn't like to acknowledge that it's his fault, or that he's not as progressive as he'd like to appear.

 No.349114>>349116>>349118>>349168

>>349017 (OP)
Can't wait for an overreacting manchild record and upload his tantrum because his beloved mediocre at best franchise got butchered, while inflating the ego of redditors and ignoring the fact James Bond along side with Star Wars and Marvel were never fucking good to begin with.

 No.349116

>>349114
You forgot Indiana Jones, buddy.

 No.349117

>>349111
I was the original anon who heard it was reddit, I am aware that just because reddit likes something it doesn't make it entirely reddit-tier or reddit-tier at all.

 No.349118

>>349114
The first three Connery films are objectively good. Thunderball would have been good too if it didn't have all those boring underwater scenes. I've heard the Dalton and Brosnan movies are also good, but I've never seen them. I got burnt out on Bond during the Moore era back when I tried to marathon them all.

 No.349120>>349122

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>>349111
>I can argue which 007 movies are overhyped or bad, but almost none of the bondgirls are bad, you're right to post all these hotties. Teri Hatcher and Denise Richards were part of my first erections.
Denise is definitely the best Brosnan Bond girl. I think Lea is my favorite Craig Bond girl, she fits the mood of Spectre just right and just ridiculous sexual energy despite being dressed fairly modestly as Bond girls go.

>he said he liked Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and a lot of idiots in the audience and comments didn't know if he was being serious or not, because it was "reddit".

I think people mistake it for being lolsorandom humor and miss that the books are heavily existentialist and most of the humor comes from Arthur coping with how retarded the universe is

 No.349121>>349163

No one else got the click bait articles that Henry Cavill was on deck?? All around media venues there's an obvious hesitance in soy media. They want to make money again.

 No.349122

>>349120
>Denise is definitely the best Brosnan Bond girl.
Wrong.

 No.349129>>349136>>349142

>>349030
>Rareware
Were only good when Nintendo was breathing down their necks. The moment they cut the leash, the Stamper brothers sold out and they went to shit.

 No.349136

>>349129
Yep, that's why they're a good aspect of the 20th century.

 No.349142

>>349129
Viva Piñata was good, get bent nintentoddler

 No.349163>>349164

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>>349121
>No one else got the click bait articles that Henry Cavill was on deck?? All around media venues there's an obvious hesitance in soy media. They want to make money again.
Richard Madden would be my top pick but Cavill would be much better than the names they have been throwing out there, which was 90% pretty boys from period dramas

 No.349164>>349241

>>349163
>90% pretty boys from period dramas
Like Brosnan and Dalton were?

 No.349165

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 No.349168

>>349114
You're just a contrarian, you're not special.

 No.349214

Guys, I found a Zach's simulacrum.

A literal Jewish hapa who complains about how the far right has been taking franchise after franchise in a decades-long crusade and how they've always hated 007 and have been planning to destroy the franchise's legacy.

 No.349241>>349260

>>349164
>Like Brosnan and Dalton were?
If it works it works but some of the names they are throwing out there are obvious female casting director picks. It's bad enough we "have" to have a young Bond (because people got filtered by Moore) but now we're just picking goofy looking twinks?

 No.349242>>349260

^^^ Forgot to mention that guy is the frontrunner… here's your espionage franchise bro

 No.349243>>349260>>349279

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You can't have a shirtlifter as Bond.
You need a proper hard cunt like Danny Dyer. He'll sort them foreign Muppets.

 No.349245>>349246

What will the next Bond film be about? James Bond has to run a PR campaign for head-chopping al-Qaeda members in Syria? James Bond has to covertly train neo-Nazi regiments in Ukraine? MI6 has been up to some controversial skullduggery recently.

 No.349246

>>349245
James Bond has to run a team of Twitter astroturfers to manage Britain's public image.

 No.349260

>>349241
>obvious female casting director picks
Broccoli is known for doing that all the time, see:
>>349243
>You can't have a shirtlifter as Bond.
We had 15+ years of Craig
>>349242
Other than the nose he looks like Bond… except gay

 No.349279>>349342

>>349243
>You need a proper hard cunt
He's already on set…

 No.349342

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>>349017 (OP)
They're stuck with leftovers, Bond got poisoned long before Beezos was someone.

>>349279
Considering his big break was just a impotent wop and later on portrayed an impotent scammer, his role would fit like a circumcised cock inside his sphincter.



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