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 No.371245[Reply]

HOLY KINO!!!

 No.371257

Brown bricks

 No.371262

…in Minecrap

 No.371263

>>371245
NO TIME TO DO A SPECIAL



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 No.371240[Reply]

The main actress is a porn actress.
She look like Emma stone in the movie but that birth mark on her ass doesn't lie.

Also the movie fucking suck. It's literally a cuck movie.
Here the source.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5133844/

 No.371241

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 No.371242

ALSO

THEY CUT

40 MINUTES OF THE DIRECTOR CUT

40 MINUTES OF KINO LOST FOREVER

 No.371243

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Well, the second was released, just not theatrically. And it was complicated further by this latest sequel being released as "the true to sequel" to the first film Canto Uno, as if Intermezzo (the cunnilingus one) has just been retconned. That being said, people who have seen Canto Due say that it's ending can be read as giving the faintest of hints that all the nightclub shit in Intermezzo takes place after the events of Canto Due, so who the fuck knows. Kechiche said Intermezzo will never get a proper release in his lifetime, but that his successors might release it, but given that Bau's approval was central to getting Canto Due released after all these years, I can't imagine that she'd take that lying down.

 No.371253

>>371241
>my wife likes black dick 3

Do I have to watch the first two to understand the plot? Sounds like it might be kino tbh

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>>371253
There is Always a beginning to Everything, Never be Afraid of a new beginning, it could lead to something great



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 No.370548[Reply]

What the fuck ?
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>>371194
is that yakuza?

 No.371227

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>>371198
Your mom is a menko.

 No.371248

>>371227
Your dad is a menko.

 No.371252

>>371194
Imagine being that BBC, jesus

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>>371252
The gettin's good for a yung buck until it ain't. 9 months later this thing pops outta her, what you doin then? Wifing her down? Sniffing her pussy? Back in the cuck cage with you, goy.. its decision time..



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 No.371022[Reply]

>Suffering from insomnia, disturbed loner Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) takes a job as a New York City cabbie, haunting the streets nightly, growing increasingly detached from reality as he dreams of cleaning up the filthy city. When Travis meets pretty campaign worker Betsy (Cybill Shepherd), he becomes obsessed with the idea of saving the world, first plotting to assassinate a presidential candidate, then directing his attentions toward rescuing 12-year-old prostitute Iris (Jodie Foster).

>Heroin addict Mark Renton (Ewan McGregor) stumbles through bad ideas and sobriety attempts with his unreliable friends - Sick Boy (Jonny Lee Miller), Begbie (Robert Carlyle), Spud (Ewen Bremner) and Tommy (Kevin McKidd). He also has an underage girlfriend, Diane (Kelly Macdonald), along for the ride. After cleaning up and moving from Edinburgh to London, Mark finds he can't escape the life he left behind when Begbie shows up at his front door on the lam, and a scheming Sick Boy follows.


NEXT WEEKS THEMES: Based on a sketch from SNL or a similar show & The most soyjak movie you can think of
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>Based on a sketch from SNL or a similar show
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
>The most soyjak movie you can think of
Avatar (2009)

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>>371022
> Based on a sketch from SNL or a similar show
Wayne's World (1992)
>The most soyjak movie you can think of
Avengers (2012) or Lawnmower Man (1992)

 No.371218

>>371040
You have no idea what life was like before the smartphone oneshotted humanity in 2007. That video from 1987 could have been a video from 2000 and the only things different in it would have been the haircuts and fashion.

You have no idea what was stolen from you. Throw your smartphone in the trash, get a landline, cancel your internet connection.

Live in real life. Literally all it takes to have a real life is to just get rid of this internet nonesense and go outside. You won't be alone, there are plenty of people that have escaped Plato's cave and are living kick ass lives. They got married, had kids, they have entire social circles that have no clue what is happening on tiktok or youtube.

Just go outside and live. We are all waiting for you.

 No.371222

>>371218
Are you posting from a computer at the library?

 No.371223

>>371222
Yes, in india.



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 No.345621[Reply]

Time for a new one.
Remember when PPP and Surfer reviewed this episode?
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 No.371153

>>366105
I think Star Trek's alien designs got dumber looking over time. I much prefer the TOS look to the movies or anything afterwards. Those deformed foreheads look hideous.

 No.371214

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I really like The One. It's a perfect combination of solid plot and lore with the Hong Kong level of wire martial arts.

 No.371215

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Kino soundtrack

 No.371220

>>371214
>>371215
It was all right, but like all of Jet Li's roles he is seemingly incapable of not playing an angry man who takes himself too seriously.

 No.371221

>>371220
I think there was a distinct split of the multiversal characters he played in The One, a kind hearted character and the other is the bad ass with an attitude.



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 No.371017[Reply]

LOOK WHAT HOLLYWOOD DID TO OUR GIRL
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 No.371197

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>>371190
BBCMENKO

 No.371204

>>371197
That dude must have a small cock because lookswise he could do better than that menko mutt.

 No.371205

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>>371204
He pregnanted her.

 No.371206

>>371197
>>371204
SHE FUCKED DIVORCED HIM LMAO

 No.371211

>>371206
She said she did porn because she was traumatized by the divorce of her parents.



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 No.369781[Reply]

I've heard talk that she has actual sex in the third season
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 No.371207

>>371203
I forgot this bitch's namne? Who is she? Don't tell me bbcamenko!!!

 No.371208

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>>371207
It's literally written on the pic.

 No.371209

>>371208
That's a shame, she would be very attractive if she hadn't made herself into a freak.

 No.371210

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>>371209
She was a menko.



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 No.371166[Reply]

Owned

 No.371169

>2026
>I am forgotten

 No.371189

scambo was forced to stop appearing on fishtank after the nepstein files dropped



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 No.371186[Reply]

It seems there's a documentary of Norm Macdonald out there, all I could find was this animation with Trump wearing a beanie larping as a pastor and get btfo and no, none of the funny kikes do the bam biddi biddi bum bum dance like in 12 Crazy Nights
0J/10


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 No.371118[Reply]

Happy Emmaday, /tv/
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 No.371126

flopson

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 No.371135

>>371125
Heh fucking saved

 No.371141

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>>371118
THAT FUCKING FLOOR

SHE GET SOCIETED THAT PARTY

 No.371168

>>371126
It was both flopsons' birthday yesterday
guess what, the dullest franchise were the movies they both had their highest grossing in
pure slop
>>371130
kek, the Ramon implications are hilarious
also the 2nd pic is highly kino



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