/tv/ - Movies and Television

that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?

At least his kid made something out of himself, a fucking X-Man can you believe it? That animal Magneto is finished!

>>374466
I remember looking forward to these movies thinking they were going to be more on par with the Lord of the Rings. I only ended up seeing the second one, which was a real stool.

>>374466
>There is one I could follow.
>There is one I could call King.

I cry everytime.

peter hackson

He really was still around….

>>374440
This looks AI but it wouldn't surprise me

>>374464
It's real.

>>374431
Jer won, dent

>>374433
won an empire of ashes sure

>>374434
whatever you say, Wade D.

>>374424
Stupid asshole is so mad lol.

>>374424
lel

cute dogger

I remember when this guy started getting around in the early 2000s and even back then his writing already felt cringey. His Peter Parker was annoying at best, and felt like an active attempt at character assassination - which later became literal with the advent of Miles Morales.

>>374401
Comics have always been used as vehicles by jews to inconspicuously subvert, and now they're not even hiding it anymore, we've got teenage miscegenation love stories in mainline series.
<it's art imitating life, goy!

He also created Iron Heart and based it off his adopted nigger daughter. They even made a Disney+ show about her that i don't anyone watched, even him!

>>374403
Although Japanese manga aren't much better in that regard, they don't universally push for what we would call woke shit like Western comics do. At this point the Japanese doodles still have absolutely everything for absolutely everyone, so at least you have a choice. Despite this, some of the more hardcore Japanese autists are already saying that you should forget the newer titles and embrace just the classics. A good example of something that pissed them off was that manga about a Muslim girl living in Japan and her struggles in adapting to a country that is so far removed from Muslim standards. I can't imagine how they would have felt had their comics industry went down the same path as the Western one at the same speed.

>>374410
Japan will get more fucked as more western money comes in for their media with resulting strings attached. Typically the investors don't understand why people pivoted away from western media in the first place and are busy slaughtering another golden goose.

>>374435
Our generation will never live this after school. Because we are not japanese.
And school was 20 years ago…

It's too late.

Isn't he a little old?

I like both of them, so i will watch this, despite black male and white female leads equal dogshit writing in general.

>A criminal plans to fake his death for insurance money while framing his wife's lover. His wife plots to kill him for real and take it all. Both race to outmaneuver each other in a deadly battle of wits.
there may not be nudity, sad!

>>374447
I've never even seen a Sam Jackson movie where he plays a married guy whose wife (no matter what skin color) also shows up in the movie, and now they pick Eva Green of all people to play the wife? I don't think their onscreen chemistry is going to be any good or even believable, their acting styles are just too different.

>>374325
Jane, yes.

>>374329
>vol 3
lmao faggot. Emma got fucked by a nigger on film.

>>374325
MJ, of course

Spider-Man's Web of Deceit

Brand New Day offers the same old banality.

By Armond White

The amnesia conceit behind Spider-Man: Brand New Day is torturous. Peter Parker (Tom Holland) was able to save the world in the 2021 Spider-Man: No Way Home only by being erased from the memory of his sweetheart MJ (Zendaya), and now he must restore his place in her affections as well as recover his own sense of purpose.

As if a comic book hero's existential crisis wasn't hoary enough, the convoluted storyline of Brand New Day refuses to let audiences start fresh. That's the Marvel Cinematic Universe's method. Brand New Day enlists other Marvel Cinematic Universe figures (Mark Ruffalo's Hulk, Florence Pugh's Black Widow, Jon Bernthal's Punisher) and adds new ones (Sadie Sink's Jean Grey, Michael Mando's Scorpion) for future iterations. MCU weaves a web of narrative deceit that amounts to mindless consumer addiction - overstuffing fanboy memory banks with junk that will keep them coming back for more in perpetuity.

It would probably be outside the scope of criticism to mention that Brand New Day took in an estimated $360 million domestically over its opening weekend, breaking the all-time record for the biggest domestic box office debut in history - while Spider-Man: No Way Home grossed $800 million in the U.S. and $2 billion worldwide - except that the MCU enterprise is also outside the realm of aesthetics.

Director Destin Daniel Cretton, the former indie filmmaker (Room), joins the MCU team of F/X tradesmen to supply the requisite antiseptic action sequences. But, as usual with MCU, the spectacles are not just fingerprint-free but impersonal; they achieve a comic book/graphic novel idea in which visceral stimulation occurs without sensual or spiritual excitement.

Here lies the pop culture compulsion of adolescence, in the synthesis of both Spidey's never-changing story and in Brand New Day's most arresting set piece: Spidey battling The Hand, a group of ninjas in red garb that evokes the Hong Kong movie trend. It's a departure from the gimmick of Spidey swinging among skyscrapers, which has become de rigueur. It's also a reminder of how the MCU co-opts any brand of commercial entertainment that nerds can mistake for thematic consistency.

>>368034
threads like this one always get insta-sniped on 4chan

/tv/ can't btfo me.

Death to kikes. Death to niggers. Glory to Whitekind. Hapa supremacy forever. Hapas will save the world.

>>374409
Good goy. Destroy the White race through racial mongrelization.

>>374391
Infinity niggers from here on out. Gain an appreciation for the classics.