>SIMON: Okayyyy. So. Brain scanned in Toronto. Woke up in a dystopian underwater nightmare. Must be Tuesday.♪ OCEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND… ♪
>ROBOT: Simon? Is that you? I can't feel my legs, Simon.>SIMON: Yeah, well, buddy, hate to break it to you, but you don't have legs.♪ OCEAN MAN, THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE IS A REAL TRIP… ♪
>SIMON: So the plan is to launch a digital utopia into space using a giant gun, because the Earth got hit by a comet?>CATHERINE: Welllll when you put it like that…♪ OCEAN MAN, THE CRUST OF A TAN MAN IMBIBED BY THE SAND… ♪
>CATHERINE: It's the WAU. It's trying to preserve life.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.