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 No.364050[Reply]

The following will make you angry. You will resist and struggle. But in your heart you will know it is true.

When you are looking at a woman (or the image of a woman), you are losing vital energy through your eyes. Your spirit is infinite, but your soul, like your body, is finite. The soul has finite energy, bestowed to you by God, in order for you to complete your purpose in this world.

Woman was given to Man by God. If Man rises above the needs of the flesh, then he can unite with Woman in such a way that he is, in both body and soul, energized and invigorated by this union. Otherwise, if Man is slave to the needs of the flesh, then Woman will make him waste his energy for nothing, leaving him empty and depleted, until he is dead before he completes his purpose in this world.

Man who overcomes the needs of the flesh knows that looking upon Woman is futile. It is the joining of the union-organs (the penis and the vagina) that is the only worthwhile physical way to unite Man and Woman.

A man should put his penis inside his (one and only) wife's vagina for many hours of many days of many years, only while being in a dark bedchamber, with eyes closed. A man should refrain from ejaculating. By uniting in this way both the man and the woman will be energized and experience bliss and exaltation.

Stop looking at women or images of women. Do not spill your seed (unless you and your wife intent on procreating, and only then). Find a woman and literally fix her by using your penis on her vagina for hours every time.

Shut off your PC. Close the lid of your laptop. Throw away your smartphone. Leave the kinoplex to never return. Tear down your posters. Burn your nude magazines. Look the other way. Do not coom.

/tv/ is hell, but the exit is right here. Take it.

 No.364051

I am not leaving /tv/ but I haven't fapped in a while, I agree with the rest of the chatGPT post.

 No.364078

>>364051
Not even ChatGPT is that retarded.



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 No.363276[Reply]

Whiteboy Summer: The Movie
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 No.364036

>Zoë Kravitz
Every movie she's in she gets BLEACHED.

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>>363422
Watch your language. This is a wholesome Christian board.

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>>364038
>Watch your language. This is a wholesome Christian board.

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>>364043
Yes, exactly. These demons aren't even spiritually circumcised.

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>>364043
Nice meme



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 No.363031[Reply]

HOLY FUCKING KINO

 No.364042

bumping this to remind myself to watch douge kino
I haven't watched an oney video since 2013

 No.364049

This was very enjoyable, Linkara was certainly very angry that this happened.

 No.364055

>>363031
How the fuck they go from Doug Walker to Nooseworks: the fucking SMG4 tranny?



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 No.362025[Reply]

IT'S WHITE BOY SUMMER
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>>362322
It's too bad you can't depose a Discordian pope.
>>362196
>>362324
The world loves and needs this gallant hero of the people.

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>>362324
He's also got a pretty iconic orange costume and I THINK a red one I know I've seen, and he's just worn a generic Green Lantern costume before the iconic green R suit was made.

t. fellow Ramonhistorian

 No.362365

>>362355
How is ramon such a DADDY?

 No.364032

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IT'S NOT JEANS ANYMORE

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 No.363639[Reply]

I saw this yesterday. Let me start by saying, I like Glover. The man is a good actor. Everybody else in this movie was good in it as well, I have zero issue with the cast or their performance. The setting was also nice, even with there being one too many fucking niggers on the screen in some scenes.

For a movie that's supposed to be akin to a nightmare and a take on life, I get it, I get the themes, and I liked when the expression of these themes worked. Unfortunately, the biggest part of this movie are the parts where the themes don't work. Not at the fault of the actors, but at the fault of the editing. Again, the parts of the movie that are good are really good, but then there are so many other parts of the movie that could've been cut down or reshot or reallocated to something else. I get that Glover's character is living the microchosm of life in the hotel and parts of life can be retardedly orchestrated or awkwardly timed, but that's not what's going on in some of these scenes. It's just bad editing and it drags the movie down from where it belongs. Had it been edited better, had their been more emphasis on the feverish dream it was meant to evoke, this would have been a marvelous movie. Instead, it ends up as merely alright. I'd still recommend it, I just wish it was better.
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 No.363644

Nukka aint nobody g0t time to read all dat shyt

 No.363647

>>363642
I thought the big giant Mr. K in the corner would've been enough to tell what I was talking about.

>>363644
I hope you die.

 No.363648

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>liking glover

 No.363655

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>>363647
He's like the worst poster on the board.
>>363648
I was let down by it when I got it, but Glover had good music. It just sucks that the gameplay never gelled with me.

 No.364015

bumping this thread



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 No.361152[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>Have you ever been raped? You look like you have

Chimpout is at 28:27
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 No.363979

>>363798
>>363977
Yelling at amateur actors until they cry isn't funny.

 No.363980

>>363979
I'm very chinese

 No.363996

>>363979
PUR DA PRUGG

 No.363998

>>363786
based, everyone should cry for charlie kirk unironically

 No.364006

>>363998
kirk sucked, trumpcuck.


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 No.361924[Reply]

You guys still want Ortega in 2025?
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>>361966
also not even in a gay way but i wanna become her and take big white daddy tbh

 No.361996

>t.race mixers

 No.362175

Even more now

 No.362179

>>361996
She looks Whiter than most italians to be fair.

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 No.362943[Reply]

appreciation thread
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>>363780
>>363773
>>363775
Erotic thriller where a lesbian couple (Ana De Armas, Aubrey Plaza) have hit the rocks in their relationship due to their mutual unfulfilled desire for large breasts. They seek relationship counseling which becomes complex when their counselor (Sydney Sweeney) takes things beyond the professional. Thoughts?

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>>363905
How the hell is this not considered the plot of a porn movie?

 No.363909

>>363905
Who is the drug addict Troon on the right?

 No.363957

>>363907
Remember all the tv shows and horror flicks about nazis???



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 No.363748[Reply]

My girlfriend is waking up to the jew question, and she is coming up with actors who shes think might not be jewish. I think hes just a hapa right?
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 No.363893

>>363890
Had no problem promoting the shitshow that was Cybercuck777, but then again /v/irgins leave a lot to be desired.

 No.363894

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>>363884
Couldn't be more wrong, Emma and Zach are two halves of one soul, and despite /tv/'s best efforts they are still fated lovers who are destined to complete eachother

 No.363896

>>363890
Did someone say that? It seems to me that as usual you are just making up reasons to seethe, poojeet.

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>>363893
They fixed all of the bugs and QOL issues though and now everybody acknowledges it's a 10/10 modern masterpiece just like Witcher 3

>inb4 but it was broken on launch

So was Stalker, EYE and a bunch of other trash games that /v/ sucks off except those games never actually fixed anything to be playable, but it's le sovlful or something just install mods bro

 No.363904

>>363897
I like how they marketed their last update like it was a big deal but all they gave us were cars. Then their Twitter made some ominous post about 9/11, but then they had to come out and say they were just being funny and weren't releasing anything else. Don't get me wrong, Phantom Liberty was fucking fantastic in so many ways, but there's so muc else the game is missing. And that's fine, too. It's a learning lesson. I'm sure the sequel won't be ruined by tranny-loving femcommies shoving shards of glass up their reconstructed snatches.



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 No.363781[Reply]

David Fisher from Six Feet Under and Dexter Morgan from Dexter are basically the same character, especially since they're played by the same actor.

>relatively quiet among people

>hides a deep secret from everyone
>has imaginary conversations with his dead father
>has a black cop after his ass
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 No.363873

>>363866
>weird sex maniac?
Yeah. She was ok in season 1 but then in season 2 she went full sex maniac because she's comepletely fucked in the head. Though after that season she started to improve a bit, in contrast to the rest of the characters.

 No.363880

>>363873
At least she has nice tits and feet?

 No.363885

>>363880
Don't think they showed her tits despite all her sexcapades.
>feet
I don't know FAGGOT

 No.363902

>>363885
What kind of HBO show is this that doesn't show tits and feet???

 No.363903

>>363902
They already weren't allowed to show big tits anymore because it makes chestlets jealous, so there's no point in showing tits at all anymore.



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