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 No.152342

Even Chris Chan fucks. What is /dunk/'s excuse?

 No.152358

>>152342
My cock is too big for pussy, only ass 4 lyfe.

 No.152366

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>>152342
>Pedobaited and still gets welfare
Jealous Discord neets?

 No.152367

I have intimacy issues, and even if I got my hands on a woman, I probably wouldn't like it.

 No.152385

I had sex twice in the same day in September. This is how I do it, I can go two years without drinking or having sex, then I do it and that's it, I'm again in peace for months without caring about these urges.

 No.152408

Sex is boring as shit
What are you, 12?

 No.152438

Human beings are draining my energy.

 No.154277

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Bros before hoes.

 No.154300

I hate leaving the house and wouldn't want to spend time with most women if I'm not fucking them at that exact moment.

 No.154307

>>152342
What in the fuck type of girl would ever want to be with Chris-Chan? And maybe they are just friends and not fucking?

This girl likely has a screw loose herself.

 No.154312

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>>154307
Women of refined taste.

 No.154316

>>154312
They're missing out on JustinRPG, now that pokephiles are canon.

 No.154333

>>154300
>I hate leaving the house
This is my case, and I can rarely bring anyone to my house.

I don't like dating and modern women are too boring in that regard.

Still, whenever I just want casual sex it's not hard to find someone. Especially married women or zoomer retarded girls. I've always had better luck with people older or younger than me.

 No.156485

I once knew a tranny who didn't even like women and he got a friend pregnant just to have a child, this kind of shit isn't that rare.

 No.156488

>>154333
Casual sex/hookup culture and normalization of pornography killed dating.

 No.156502

>>154333
If it were really that easy, you wouldn't have so many autistic virgins bitching on the Internet.

 No.156503

>>152342
Turns out the pregnancy was just an exaggeration, still imagine if the girl got knocked up by someone else and gaslit Chris into thinking that he's the father.

 No.156505

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>>156502
>If it were really that easy, you wouldn't have so many autistic virgins bitching on the Internet.
A lot of that is just coping fatties (Eggy, Gahoole, Mark Mann etc.)… even the average man is too fat, and they are wayyyy above that

 No.156506

>>156505
>even the average man is too fat
Have you seen the average woman lately?

The problem is chad's low standards. Chads fuck ALL the women, fat and skinny. As a result, fat women don't have to settle for fat guys who would normally be compatible with them.

 No.156507

>>156502
if you just want to have sex it's not difficult at all, whores will have sex with anyone
it's finding a serious relationship with a non-whore that's difficult

 No.156508

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>>156506
>The problem is chad's low standards. Chads fuck ALL the women, fat and skinny. As a result, fat women don't have to settle for fat guys who would normally be compatible with them.
Try this book, it's a real hit with losers like yourself, and the best part is you don't have to improve or change in any way

 No.156515

>>156508
see >>>/dup/152104 as an example

 No.156523

>>156516
Nuzach is butthurt because even chrischan gets more action than him

 No.156527

>>156524
Be honest, are you drunk rn? Other than that why are you so gay and obsessed with men's sex lives and private parts?



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