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 No.152678

I was told to post the BalvinChad again.
There you go
This thread? It's on me

 No.152690

/balv/bros thread

 No.152692

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The local goblincel won't like it.
GOOD

 No.152700

>>152678
Balvin/Ramon 2024

 No.152704

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Woke up this morning
Dropped my McDonalds order

 No.152705

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 No.152706

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 No.152707

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OOPS
DID IIII DO THATTTT

 No.152709

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 No.152711

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Imagine waking up seething at J CHADvin knowing your day consists of eating stale dinosaur nuggies and watching anime in your dank basement, meanwhile J GODvin is fucking his supermodel wife, recording billy dollar albums that change the reggaeton landscape, and hugging his son who will no doubt love him as the world loves him, worldwide superstar CHAD Jose BASEDorio CHADvin

 No.152712

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>>152711
He is some kind of brown eyed subhuman, he seethe at successful latrinos like Ramon and Balv because he is jealous of their success, both are enjoying their life and God love them.

 No.152713

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>>152711
I know this is Gahoole so I am not even going to say anything besides this because Patrick has simply been owned enough. Any more and me might for real go on a rampage and I don't want the pigs knocking on my door for that. He might go on a rampage when he hits that magic wizard mark anyway, so this is me washing my hands.

 No.152729

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How could one man be this based?

 No.152730

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>>152713
I told you guys
"Nuzach will show up to seethe about Balv and post one of those gahoole's pictures."
Very easy to be baited and to force him to show how gay and weirdo he is.

 No.152734

>>152730
He will, of course, now show up and declare absolute victory and that it's you that has been made mad.

 No.152737

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>>152734
I think part of him is happy about being a lolcow since he seems to really hate himself and be very depressed with his life, probably even used to be ignored by his own shitskin parents.

The only purpose in his sad little life is to be the little fool who makes better men than him laugh.

 No.152738

>>152711
Who's that girl in the video? She's hotter than his wife.

 No.152741

>>152738
Oh, that's just me.

 No.152742

>>152741
You are hot, anon.

 No.152748

He's even seething about Balv on /cow/

 No.152760

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>>152730
>>152734
>>152737
>>152748
Gahoole's next tvchan special should be a MrBeast style video where he locks Nuzach in a 1:1 recreation of the J Balvin meal set

 No.152771

>>152760
Balv isolation kino, the balv rooms need more love, I like to imagine tvch as sort of an endless expanse of balv rooms.

 No.152772

>>152771
We need a balv themed css for /dunk/

 No.152773

>>152772
Would be incredible.

 No.152776

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>all these based /balv/heads

 No.152784

I miss Gahoole's weigh in videos.

 No.152812

>>152784
We get it, Nuzach, you are gay and have this weird obsession with Gahoole in some homosexual and almost religious level.
Let the guy enjoy his straight life now since he is dating and being happy avoiding drama, try to get your own life instead of seething and spamming porn all the time.

 No.152813

>>152812
One jbalvin meal a day keeps the nuzach away

 No.152814

>>152812
Can you not be so sensitive and defensive of Gahoole? I just reminisced about some of his videos that I thought were funny and you automatically go into your irony-chad mode where everyone you like in your drug addled, porn addled brain is a chad. It's ok to be an incel.

 No.152815

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>Can you not be so sensitive and defensive of Gahoole? I just reminisced about some of his videos that I thought were funny and you automatically go into your irony-chad mode where everyone you like in your drug addled, porn addled brain is a chad. It's ok to be an incel.

 No.152821

>>152814
>more rage out of absolutely nowhere

What the hell is wrong with you?

 No.153582

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 No.154001

Is it just me but his McDonald's songs are the best? I tried listening to the songs from his albums and it didn't work for me.

 No.154341

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drunk on the dark streets of some city,
it's night, you're lost, where's your
room?
you enter a bar to find yourself,
order scotch and water.
damned bar's sloppy wet, it soaks
part of one of your shirt
sleeves.
It's a clip joint-the scotch is weak.
you order a bottle of beer.
Madame Death walks up to you
wearing a dress.
she sits down, you buy her a
beer, she stinks of swamps, presses
a leg against you.
the bar tender sneers.
you've got him worried, he doesn't
know if you're a cop, a killer, a
madman or an
Idiot.
you ask for a vodka.
you pour the vodka into the top of
the beer bottle.
It's one a.m. In a dead cow world.
you ask her how much for head,
drink everything down, it tastes
like machine oil.

you leave Madame Death there,
you leave the sneering bartender
there.

you have remembered where
your room is.
the room with the full bottle of
wine on the dresser.
the room with the dance of the
roaches.
Perfection in the Star Turd
where love died
laughing.

 No.154644

What happened to JBalv? No new kino with him?

 No.154651

>>154644
Its Miller time

 No.154965

>>154644
>>154651
>He doesn't know

New BalvKINO just dropped
>>154963

 No.155077

>>154965
Kino tbqh, just like Ramon or Paulie from The Sopranos BALV have this natural charisma no matter what.

 No.156692

Did he vote for Dup?

 No.156714

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>>156702
Balvin Won.

 No.156716

He is triggered

 No.156720

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 No.156730

>>156715
There is far more Ramon/Balvin content on here now than there was before you began your gay one man crusade.

 No.156731

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>>156730
You mean the Molliberry trannys like you are still seething and spamming the same old spics and niggers, whilst the site died years ago and you only have me shitting in your face on here?
K.Y.S.

 No.156733

>>156731
>>156731
>molliberry tranny

Man, I haven't heard that one in a while. That's a boogeyman of the week from years ago. I never did figure out who the fuck that is nor what it's referring to.

Either way, there are far more ramonposters and balvinbros now than there was before you started sperging out.

 No.156734

>>156733
>there are far more posts
>far more!
there's like maybe 15 people using this website, you retard.

 No.156743

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>>156734
t. handsome young brotha that needs to vax that jbalvin meal up

 No.156746

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>>156734
Go eat a JBalvin meal, anon. Don't forget no pickles.

 No.156775

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>>156731
>>156734
Good, new cope and projection.

 No.156780

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 No.156787

>>156780
Gay nigger

 No.156949

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 No.156971

>>156783
Oh hey cool, he posted the spam again

 No.157029

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>>157019

 No.157032

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>>157030

 No.157038

>>157030
Your seething is pretty funny, bud.



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