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No.152690
/balv/bros thread
No.152700
>>152678Balvin/Ramon 2024
No.152730
>>152713I told you guys
"Nuzach will show up to seethe about Balv and post one of those gahoole's pictures."
Very easy to be baited and to force him to show how gay and weirdo he is.
No.152734
>>152730He will, of course, now show up and declare absolute victory and that it's you that has been made mad.
No.152737
>>152734I think part of him is happy about being a lolcow since he seems to really hate himself and be very depressed with his life, probably even used to be ignored by his own shitskin parents.
The only purpose in his sad little life is to be the little fool who makes better men than him laugh.
No.152738
>>152711Who's that girl in the video? She's hotter than his wife.
No.152741
>>152738Oh, that's just me.
No.152742
>>152741You are hot, anon.
No.152748
He's even seething about Balv on /cow/
No.152771
>>152760Balv isolation kino, the balv rooms need more love, I like to imagine tvch as sort of an endless expanse of balv rooms.
No.152772
>>152771We need a balv themed css for /dunk/
No.152773
>>152772Would be incredible.
No.152784
I miss Gahoole's weigh in videos.
No.152812
>>152784We get it, Nuzach, you are gay and have this weird obsession with Gahoole in some homosexual and almost religious level.
Let the guy enjoy his straight life now since he is dating and being happy avoiding drama, try to get your own life instead of seething and spamming porn all the time.
No.152813
>>152812One jbalvin meal a day keeps the nuzach away
No.152814
>>152812Can you not be so sensitive and defensive of Gahoole? I just reminisced about some of his videos that I thought were funny and you automatically go into your irony-chad mode where everyone you like in your drug addled, porn addled brain is a chad. It's ok to be an incel.
No.152821
>>152814>more rage out of absolutely nowhereWhat the hell is wrong with you?
No.154001
Is it just me but his McDonald's songs are the best? I tried listening to the songs from his albums and it didn't work for me.
No.154341
drunk on the dark streets of some city,
it's night, you're lost, where's your
room?
you enter a bar to find yourself,
order scotch and water.
damned bar's sloppy wet, it soaks
part of one of your shirt
sleeves.
It's a clip joint-the scotch is weak.
you order a bottle of beer.
Madame Death walks up to you
wearing a dress.
she sits down, you buy her a
beer, she stinks of swamps, presses
a leg against you.
the bar tender sneers.
you've got him worried, he doesn't
know if you're a cop, a killer, a
madman or an
Idiot.
you ask for a vodka.
you pour the vodka into the top of
the beer bottle.
It's one a.m. In a dead cow world.
you ask her how much for head,
drink everything down, it tastes
like machine oil.
you leave Madame Death there,
you leave the sneering bartender
there.
you have remembered where
your room is.
the room with the full bottle of
wine on the dresser.
the room with the dance of the
roaches.
Perfection in the Star Turd
where love died
laughing.
No.154644
What happened to JBalv? No new kino with him?
No.154965
>>154644>>154651>He doesn't knowNew BalvKINO just dropped
>>154963 No.155077
>>154965Kino tbqh, just like Ramon or Paulie from The Sopranos BALV have this natural charisma no matter what.