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Message to any newcomers on this site

You will never pass. You will lock yourself away in your home and become more and more bitter and delusional as you desperately try to convince yourself that you look like a woman.

Your only friends, and I use that word very lightly, will be fellow castrated men who will also be suffering the same regret and mental anguish over their poorly thought out decision. The entirety of your "friendship" will be mutual reassurance that you didn't make a mistake and discussing how to make other people fuck up as bad as you did so you won't be alone in your misery.

But you will be alone, even around other people.

Always alone in your head, always suspicious of what others really think about you, always knowing the truth that they are only humoring you out of pity. Despised by all, hideous, a freak. Incapable of having love, a family, or genuine human connections. Slowly slowly slowly your grip on reality will slip away until, on the rare moment you are forced to confront it, it will be such a shock to you such a painful reminder of what you actually are that the intrusive thoughts will hijack your every waking moment.
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We don't, those stats count the IDs since the site started and many of us have dynamic IPs.


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FUCK JEWS the julay tripfag


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I like this gif.


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it's grate


very based reptile

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This is what white men should look like.
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You're making me seethe by comparing that hapacel to this beautiful white boi. I would literally make love to Cloud's asshole. I would stick my whole tongue up his bussy then down his throat.


I'm sure you would, Zach. But you don't belong with your fellow tranny hapas, you need real man meat.


Hot take: FF7R's story would had not been that bad if the Time Jannies weren't involve and time traveling in general.


>If only everything was completely different it would have been ok
This is not even close to a hot take.



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uh, based department?


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Yes, this is it.


>what she sees when sucking

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how do I achieve this look?
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trying to rush the GET?


Be Irish and get fat

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>create a thread on smug/a/ about an anime that doesn't even exist
>the OP picture was gahoole's face ran through a neural network to produce an anime face
>completely make shit up, the stories are based off /tv/, go into depth about characters based off /tv/
>start talking how zekku the hapa was waging war on tokumei (anonymous in nip) because they insulted his idol called emiru sunwat, and he had inate hapa rage
>gahuro was a non-human creature, an ogre, that rules over the studio (/tv/ board)
>dupweebs immediately start calling it out out for being non existent.
>one weebcuck types in red text, all caps mocking the thread for being fake
>Know the mods are notorious for being faggots, so I report him for obnoxious trolling
>mods actually ban him LOL
>start inspiring people to detect the qualities of kino by talking about how there should be a new tier of anime to label this "series".
>3 days in, faggot mods delete my thread. No idea why. (people were saying nigger because I said that the "anime" was racist, so please don't discuss that ITT which caused a reverse psychology effect. I told an anon that the death of george floyd seemed to have taught him nothing, basically acting ironic like cuckino. this may have something to do with it, who fucking knows what the rules are there)
>The seeds to stop watching cuckime have been planted
>one awakened anon makes a thread about admiring artistic qualities in anime, specifically saying it was based off my thread that was deleted https://smuglo.li/a/res/752266.html
>mods had to edit his OP to remove that line - LOL
>this took place a month ago
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I thought that was Epstein lol


Why is the cat on the right trying to give me toxoplasmosis?


Pics or it didn't happen


because the one on the left already did and is proclaiming victory


You're an even bigger autist than /a/

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Here she is boys! It's the twerking trout! Photoshop her!


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Good meme! 7 out of 9gags!


via 9gag.com

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Stop masturbating right now.
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I'm gonna break /tv/ character for a second and clarify for any retards who think this is true that NoFap was started by this literal redditor


He probably just took claim to it for e-fame.


he literally founded the subreddit


Nofap facts
>Stronger/healthier hair
>Feel more energized throughout the day
>Dick feels bigger
>Facial acne clears up
>Mind isn't programmed to find degenerate shit to jerk off to
>Risk of erectile dysfunction drops significantly
>Next time you nut after a long time of nofap you'll shoot loads


>gain the power of flight
>become able to move objects with mind
>achieve immortality

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What happened to smiley? Did he died? I miss the little guy tbh.
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>mfw i actually play league for fun


Reminder to not bareback cakechan. Acidfed has admitted to harvesting IPs for whatever reason.


> Did he died?

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Belgium (goes to the Netherlands)
Turkey (northwestern part goes to Greece, northeastern part goes to Armenia, southwestern part goes to Syria, southeastern part goes to Iraq)
Ukraine (goes to Russia)
Belarus (goes to Russia)
Estonia (goes to Finland)
Austria (goes to Germany)
Romania (goes to Hungary)
Slovakia (goes to the Czech Republic)
All of those tiny little Balkan countries (goes to, I don't know, half to Hungary and half to Bulgaria maybe?)
Pakistan (goes to India)
Bangladesh (goes to India)
China (goes to Taiwan)
Malaysia (goes to Indonesia)
Azerbaijan (the exclave goes to Armenia, the rest goes to Georgia)
Laos (goes to Thailand)


>no mention of Israel
You're going in the graveyard

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Female orgasm is fake.

Bitches can't cum, therefore they are not to be trusted. I cant begin to tell you about the political ramifications. Nobody talks about this but science has been said that wahmen cant cum.



There've been countless studies done that show the female orgasm doesn't exist.
I'm sorry frens when you girlfriends or maybe even your wives pretended they were cumming but they weren't..
Also, married for 6 years fag here and my wife is a Saint and admitted very early on that it doesn't exist.

I thought all you should know..


It's almost as sexual intercourse is for procreation


Sad but true.
Dark twisted world we live in


>getting fucked in the ass can make a girl orgasm
>getting fucked in the pussy can't make a girl orgasm
Is god a fag?


Bullshit, you are the fag.


>researchers are male
lmao way to out yourselves there, guys

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