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I finally found the deep end

New seafoam bideo

>>149297
I love Seaboom Foamy-chan. She was always /our girl/ at /asmr/, even when she did troll us a bit, all in good fun. She used to leave us secret messages in her video tags. That's until 8/asmr/ were labeled as evil Nazis and stuff. That's until people finally figured out that /asmr/ was right all along.

Foamy-chan was always our bestgirl waifu. And if she's still out there and reading this, "Z3R0 has your back. Always have."

Keep on keeping on, Nora. If you can do this, you'll unlock your TRUE ENDING and win the game. Hang in there, kiddo. You got this. And I believe in (You).

Put a ring on it dot jay peg.

>>149300
Check my dubs and the real Nora would know this if I'm actually the real Z3R0 talking to her right now.

She had some weirdo autistic fan from Canadia who's had his family killed in a car crash and he posted a video one day about exposing his true identity and that time was running out and all sorts of fucked up shit. "I've tried to chat with Nora so many times in her livestreams and if she doesn't acknowledge my existence, I'll have to make myself known!" It was some seriously incel tier shit that this dude was working on.

I found out that this kid was legit seriously all fucked up in the head. Almost his entire family died in a car crash earlier that year and it fucked him up permanently. I don't know what got him fixed on Foamy, but I told her in our private chat, "He'll do something tonight or at sundown, that's how most suicides happen."

>>149301
Hey, any context behind this whore?

>>149300
>>149301
And we had a conversation about this before I took action. The sun was setting. Nora lives in Canada and the RCMP couldn't stop this. This kid was living in Georgia, so I took the lead.And the cops paid him a visit that night, found rope, pills, etc, and they got his head on straight again. I honestly think he might have killed himself that night, had we not stopped him.

Seafoam will confirm this story. I'm the real Z3R0, because only "we' know this story. Only the real Z3R0 would know this.

>>149302
Nah. She's actually one of the few OG cannon characters from the original /asmr/ and the entire genre in general. She's one of the few good people who are OG to our story.

>>149300
looks like a Jew with that beak and those brown eyes.

>>149306
Nah. She's an Indian squaw of some sort from the Nova Scotia region of Canadia. We've vetted her for years. She's not a jew.

>>149307
I think I remember reading in some Q&A or maybe ask.fm where someone asked of her race and she answered mix of cherokee, syrian and "white" (whatever that means) can't confirm, just going from memory.

JEN IS SO PRETTY AND LOVELY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEN JEN JEN JEN JEN JEN JEN

You know this seems like the sort of board a site like this really needs

Include neuro linguistic programming analytics combined with users providing ECG feedback and the owner of this site could probably gain considerable funding from OSINT grants

It worked for erowid.org

First puppet to break 100k. It really is that easy.

Good for him. Enjoy that secondary passive income.

New foamy vid bros!
I wish Nora would obsess over me
sigh…
In all seriousness the production quality has really gone downhill since the /asmr/ days.
The audio is so bad compared to the videos she was doing in the 2010s.

>>149599
Why would you want an autistic girl to be obsessed with you anon? sounds like a recipe for disaster.

The face has more plastic than a fucking garbage dump, and the tats are disgusting, but the sounds are really nice and the tits are a good bonus.

>>149745
WEW
E
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… lads…

Thanks for sharing. Gifrel is me smashing that like and subscribe button. She does indeed look fake and plastic, but so is everything nowadays. I'd fuck her though. She reminds me of a cuter Aftyn Rose. Let's hope she does porn soon. I'd fuck her without a condom and cum inside of her so hard that it'd create a miniature black hole inside of my nutsack where my cum used to be. Thoses are some absolutely phenomenal natural tits. You can tell they're real because of the shape and how they hang and droop. Perfect. I'd pay good cuckbux to see them nips and get a JOI. Nice find, anon.

>>149761
This one makes me really uncomfortable

Any place we could create an asmr board? this is a pretty pathetic substitute for /asmr/

>>149384
Her latest video is an exercise in longhousing. Don't interact with or solve what upsets you. Talk to others when you feel any emotion. When others are annoyed, don't help them think through or solve it, just listen to them. Being around others is always good. Being annoyed is as bad as being angry. In an ideal world, there would be no negative emotions. You're helpless in the world and shouldn't care about what happens in your environment, nor should you care about how others act around you because you can't control it. A totally henpecking video, aside from her advice that everything can be cured by exercise, but she's a health nut.

>>149794
I didn't click on this, therefore I haven't watched the video or even seen what the title is but I'm really uncomfortable seeing an ugly mutt in the thumbnail. As a white male this offends and disgusts me. Don't post him or anyone else like him again anon. Thank you.

>>149879
Haven't watched the video yet but sounds like typical woman psychology of conflict avoidance and oversocialisation. Jen suffering from general anxiety would also contribute to this mindset of trying to maintain good emotions and avoid negative ones.
I see this video has more dislikes than usual so it seems there are others who probably felt a similar way.

>>149876
Short answer. Hard NOPE! I'm not the leader of /asmr/ either, by any stretch of the imagination. I just get tingles (for real) from cuties whispering to me. And I appreciate beautiful women and simulated affection and personal attention. Anyway. We of ye ole "Hate Dungeon" were a constant thorn in Jim and Ron's sides. Non-stop DMCA claims and takedowns, Even Vox, Vice, and Mother Jones did hit pieces on us. Some kike journo even had a sit down interview with Gibi where she asked Gina about us. "We don't talk about them because we don't want more people knowing that this places exists." It was pure lulz. If you was there for it, then great, but if not, that ship has sailed, lads. That time has passed.

Do (You) want to be the new BO of /asmr2/ (Hate Dungeon v2.0)?! I sure as heck don't wanna be that fucking guy. Did you know, just so you know, Heather sued AZ in court. He got arrested and charged with lots of shit. I don't know how that all ended for him, but it's still not a good time. Gyrus from vola got raided by the cops and hemmed up. That's why vola got shut down. Do you think Gahoole or any of the other mods or jannies want that kind of terminal autism infesting this place? Hell to the naw. I can't blame them either. The "Hate Dungeon" was a 1 off and we did our due diligence during GamerGate and the Great Meme War of 16, but it should never happen again.

We should be thankful that we still have a thread somewhere on the web that we can be autistic and speak freely. This is the bunker for those of us who survived the crash. Don't be sad that it's over, anons, smile because it happened.

>>150002
In regards to Gibi, as much as I want to hate on her for being a millionaire mafia princess, I ain't mad at her. I always knew she'd win in the long run. Gibi was a gold medal winning track star. But she was a distance runner, cross-country. Gina wasn't interested in the sprint. The sprint is over and done in a minute. Gina was running to win the marathon, the same way that she won her gold medals in track sports.

In my opinion, Ben really is a lucky guy. He married a mafia millionaire princess, but she's also a girlboss, so it takes a special guy to pair with a girlboss type. You need to keep a butler / samurai mindset. You live for your master. You dedicate yourself to the service of Gina. And that's what she wanted. Sure, you have to do chores, scrub toilets, do housework, suck off Gina's throbbing 6 inch clit, and get pegged by that same clit, but there's also the good times. She wraps her 6 foot long legs around you and strangles you like an anaconda while she sucks you off and swallows your cum, but you're not allowed to tell anyone else about it. She might buy you gifts, like new cars that you want. She spoons you at night and tells you that she loves you.

I imagine the day Gina decided that she wanted to get pregnant, she carefully timed the entire thing with doctors and science and stuff. When the day finally come that she reached maximum fertility, she just pinned Ben's wrists against the bed and rode him. "I command you to get me pregnant right now! Today is my maximum fertility day and you must pump all of your cum deep inside of my womb! Fucking do it now!" Poor Ben didn't even stand a chance. Although, you can't rape the willing. Who wouldn't want to get Gibi pregnant?! I wouldn't tell her know. I'd oblige happily. Ben is lucky.

>>150003
Q: Is Z3R0 retarded? Why so many spelling and grammatical errors?!
A: I'm not retarded, zoomer. I'm drunk! Know the difference. Seriously though, I keep all of that shit turned off that's supposed to fix it, "spellchecking" and shit, because I don't want active keyloggers running on my PC 24/7. I digress. I really like that wedding pic of Gina. She's a beautiful woman. If you wouldn't get her pregnant and sock off her 6 inch clit daily, then you're gay. And Ramone would agree with me.

>>150004
Ramon would definitely agree with you!

>>150023
Ramon is literally the savior of the white race.

>>150023
>>150035
a kinky haired gay nigger spic mongrel is maybe the savior of your butthole, but not the white race.

>>150002
>>150003
>>150004
Hey anon, was this post your doing? If so Nora is admiring your passion and creativity.
https://x.com/SeafoamKitten/status/1825307576218624243
What do you think bros? does she lurk this thread as well?

>>150038
I have no idea what you're talking about. You're spewing nonsense, anon.

>>150035
The kikes and hapas fears Ramon.

JEN JEN JEN

>>150110
I'm glad she appreciates the passion and creativity. It is a lulzy post, BUT… (record_scratch_sfx.wav) that WAS NOT ME. I have more respect for Nora than that and even though we've only talked a few times, she knows me well enough to know that Z3R0 wouldn't say that shit.

In my time on /asmr/ I did what I could to keep people like Seraphim, Goebbels, AZ, doxanon, and others from attacking what I deemed as good content creators and kept them focused on the grifters and cash grabbers and e-whores. Well, you can see how all that turned out in the end.

Don't get me wrong though. I think Nora is a genuinely nice person and I'd put a ring on it. I'd race mix with her. She's whiter than most and she'd be worth keeping. I'd do the right thing with her and ask her out on a date and hold hands with her first, before I colonized hew womb with my white seed. And I'd even be okay with having Canadian kids. (I can imagine Nora having a hearty chuckle)

That wasn't me. It was probably some coom brained zoomer shitposting.

>>150246
Oh, and I'm 90% sure she lurks here. She was a canon character on 8/asmr/ confirmed. When the board crashed, she survived the wreckage and may have followed a few of the survivors to here. Many of those girls lurked and even posted with pics and timestamps back then.

Now she's trying to throw us off by doing one of her troon roleplays but with her normal voice

>>150276
are you sexually confused anon? :3

>>150278
Nice try faggot.

>>150247
Is all asmr coomb8? I remember using ASMR of some cuckime autistic girl made to fall asleep where I imagined I was with one of my waifus but I never fapped to it.

>>150302
It's not all coombrained, but alot of it is. It originally started as people whispering and evolved into something much bigger once people realized "tingles" could be farmed from this "art form." Imagine that the "tingles" are like the chills down your spine, piss shiver, scalp tingles, goosebumps, or any other phenomena. People who enjoy ASMR get a spark of euphoria and relaxation from these "tingles." So, said, ASMRtists used this to induce relaxation, alieviate anxiety, or cure insomnia with their videos. Not everyone feels ASMR though, which makes it an exclusive group of people who can really get tingles vs those who can't. Once it started to become more sexual and erotic, it was a means of artificial friendship and affection, which helped allieviate loneliness. I like the genre and appreciate what they do. Like ice cream, there's a thousand flavors to try. It's okay if you like Rocky Road and I like Chunky Monkey. If you want a waifu to coom with, there's an ASMR for that. If you're having a panic attack and need to calm the fuck down, there's also an ASMR for that too. That's why it's so wildly popular.

I like when they make kissing and sucking sounds into more phallic microphones.

Somebody should come out with microphones that are straight up shaped like metal dildos for these, it's a great business opportunity.

>>150110
I don't think anyone with a handle checks the webring, other than people who were here at the start. It would be funny if some e-celeb let it slip that he browses this place with a Super Ramon reference.
>>150302
The majority of it is now. ASMR has replaced erotic audio as the go-to term for audio porn.

>>150110
lmao

>>150302
No, but it started pretty innocent and then all the faggots trying to cash in on it turned it into that.
Plenty of niche pockets who just like doing their thing instead of soulless dick twitching bait though.
Older stuff is usually better since they weren't reliant or pandering to jewgles ad bot.

Finally found Autistic GF ASMR

7:27
/ourguy/

>>150380
Good explanation.
Simple way of putting it is on one end you have simple tingles and triggers ASMR which helps for relaxation, aiding sleep, soothing anxiety. In the middle you have friendship, female attention, affection/gf simulator type ASMR. Then on the other end you have erotic ASMR which is basically just ASMR pr0nz. Middle category has varying levels of crossover with the other two.

I'm unable of understand why anyone would waste their time with ASMR. That is like a torture to me. I doubt anyone over 30 years old actually listen to ASMR, only if the are some kind of sissy or cucknime incel.

>>150780
It helps me go to sleep

>Cute butterface
>Good sounds
>Shuts the fuck up
>Massive breasts
Perfection