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Metazoo

<What is Metazoo?
Metazoo is a SCAM that aims to recapture the magic of ride on the coattails of the Pokémon TCG's long term and recent financial successes.
<How do I play?
The vast majority of kids who bought the Pokémon TCG didn't know how to play. Metazoo recreates that making a game so obtuse and impossible to understand that only maybe 10 people maximum have ever actually played it. Take a look at the cards for yourself and see if you can understand what the heck they mean. Not only that, but many cards contain weird Meta rules that would make tournament play (which is an organic reason for price increases in cards) impossible.
<A card game that nobody plays?
That's right, this game was created specifically for investors, with shoddy imitations of the early Sugimori Pokémon designs but for public domain cryptids used as card art. The first releases of the game were sold by the box to investors via a patreon pyramid scheme.
The entire game is really just investors scamming each other by charging increasing high prices for a product no one but them is particularly interested in. One investor youtube channel called "Alpha Investments" was hired to shill the game and given multiple rare cards (one of which features his likeness) and unopened booster boxes as compensation.
<It's still not as much of a scam as NFTs though, right?
Wrong. There are also official NFTs that give investors access to physical cards or the opportunity to buy them.
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/tg/ aka /top/ related channels

post them
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Say I want to start playing table top RPGs.
How do I actually do that?
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Men will look at this and say "hell yeah".
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MtG Sets

what's the funnest non-premium set to open that is cheap with no regard for "investing"
i just want to have some fun, maybe try and collect the set(?)
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Warhammer 40k General - /40kg/ - #001

First Thread Edition!

>Lancer Knights Rules Preview:

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/08/03/knight-lancers-bring-spearhead-tactics-to-warhammer-40000/

>Manlet Models Are Going Out of Print Before Updates

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/07/24/space-marine-range-update-bikes-land-speeders-and-more-are-soon-zooming-off-into-the-sunset/

>Community Links:

https://discord.gg/QECRGqkS
https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/

>Tool to make unit/stratagem cards:

https://game-datacards.eu

>3rd Party Models Pastebin:

https://pastebin.com/UtBbGNpp

>Torrent:

Info hash: 7214f318Sb4249d3C1889f696ee39218cf092375

>Previous thread:

This is the first one!

Thread Question:
What are you painting? What armies are you building?
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Any oWoD bros here?

Discussing oWod (cWoD for posers) became impossible on cuckchan /tg/ over ten years ago, especially due to magefags and vampifags being autistic or /pol/ vs tumblrfags derailing threads.
If there are at least two more retards here who know what I'm talking about or are interested in learning more about the lore or Storyteller System we could play here.
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post /top/ CLASSICS
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Yugioh Thread

Master duel just came out so great time to get into yugioh.

Post your deck lists, master duel ID whatever. I'll update this OP with more shit later. If people want to duel live I can do a stream on cytube or YouTube and do video call ins to allow it. Master duel is probably easier for that but real cards are superior.

Obviously people duel with tournament legal rules, but here on /top/ we have 2 other rulesets which are allowed for duels.

YUGIOH VANILLA RULES
>Cards from any era are allowed HOWEVER Synchro, XYZ, pendulum, and Link cards are all banned, The extra deck is now the fusion deck and there are no pendulum or link zones.
>Same limited list as normal tournament rules
updated these to make it clearer

Yugioh Extreme Rules
>NOTHING is banned.
>NO cards are limited
>Max of 3 of the same card in your deck at any time
>Duels do not count to your overall win loss record.
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Magic the Gathering decided to add LotR cards. WotC wasn't happy with the original art. Thus did they portray Aragorn as a fucking nigger and then pay people to spam "lol u mad whitey" on twitter. Kill all niggers and Jews.
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D&D Thread

Thread for discussion of primarily Dungeons and Dragons but given the board population it's probably a good idea to open it up to any d20 system.

>The Trove

bit .ly/2Y1w4Md

>5e resources

https://5e.tools/
https://www.5esrd.com/

>5e errata

https://dnd.wizards.com/dndstudioblog/sage-advice-book-updates

>3e and 3.5 resources

https://www.d20srd.org/index.htm
https://dndtools.net/
https://srd.dndtools.org

>OSR

https://pastebin.com/077CUTne
This is all I've got for OSR, there isn't a SRD or a particularly good centralized resource I know of for the various retroclone systems.

Tell me about your most recent session /top/
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Ah, a man of culture.
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Gamefinder Thread

Game Finder Thread

>what is the purpose of this thread?

To help tvchanners who are interested in tabletop games to connect with one another and make it happen.

>how do i use this thread?

<1: Specify whether you want to be a player or a GM.
<2: Specify what system or systems you're interested in playing or running.
Optional:
<3: Include a method of contact. (e-mail address, IRC channel, slack workspace, thread on this board, etc, etc(more important for GMs than players))
<4: Include your timezone and/or what days of the week and times of the day you can be available. (It can be difficult to coordinate when you've got a burger, a yuro, and an ausfag all in the same game.)

GM Example:
Hi I'm GMing a DnD 3.5 campaign on Thursdays at 8PM EST. Players can sign up by coming to my DnD 3.5 campaign thread to roll their stats and post their character sheets, first five to sign up get to play.

Player example:
Hi I'm fucking desperate to play DnD with you people so if you know an online campaign that needs a player please e-mail my throwaway at [email protected]. I am available all day on weekends.

You might also want to specify your level of experience with GMing or playing, either for your specific system or just in general.

Good luck finding games, bros.
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Imagine giving WotC money.
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Orcs = /pol/tards

Hordes of Orcs are probably the closest fantasy equivalent to Fascists. Hyper-violent. Angry. Completely incoherent. Extolling the virtues of brute force. Given Marxist-Leninists historically saw Fascism as Capitalism in a decayed state (the Bourgeoisie essentially siccing rabid dogs on the workers to keep them in line) then it could be that the various Kings and Nobles trying to destroy the State would bribe hordes of Orcs with gold and loot and slaves if they just go out East and start to kill everything in sight.

Alternatively, remnants of the old nobles who were thrown out of the country could be rallying an army in foreign countries to crush the Revolution. Could have some not!Romanov Princeling make a deal with Demons and other monsters to restore himself to power.
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Warhammer 40k

Streaming
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Did you get a leviathan release box?
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Games where I can be Napoleon?
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Enough of this gay nerd shit. Let's have a thread for a game mature adults can enjoy.

I've seen so many people try and save their money for the expensive properties, especially Boardwalk. But from my experience, a much better strategy is to buy up as much property as possible as quickly as possible. I've won more games by building houses and hotels on the orange and red properties early game than I have ever have with the dark blues. Railroads are good too. In fact whenever play Monopoly these days, the other players conspire with each other to stop me from buying up all the railroads because their traumatized by how badly I beat them with just the railroads in the past.
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Nobody here is going to care, but for some reason I can't stop going back to see how Critical Role's new campaign is going. Bros. Somebody help me stop doing this to myself. The third campaign is so bad. The party had this world-ending event that, for all the characters knew, worked, and which pretty much obviously did work to unleash a tarasque-esque entity that's going to devour the gods. And then Matt split the party which wouldn't have been so bad for maybe a few episodes except this shit lasted for a whole seven for just ONE half of the party to fuck around with goats and a backstory plot shoehorned in with no relevance or urgency towards anything. Bad enough that had that god damn annoying nigger join in, now the latest episode is going spawn another 7+/- episodes of dicking around with more bullshit that doesn't count towards anything with more guest stars I couldn't give a shit about. Almost immediately they shoved in some whore who decided the character to play would be an obnoxious, edgy goth modern-day high-schooler that is entirely outside the scale of a fantasy setting. Returning to "bad enough", it was bad enough with Taliesin's cringe-inducing edgy character, now there's a second one that's even worse. And then all of this gave me flashbacks to the Asian whore they had in months ago. Who, on the one hand was an awful presence, and on the other gave the impression of being an important aspect of Fearne's parents' connection to dark fey who were suppose to have intense interest in this whole event but who has, along with her superiors, never shown up again. A whole plot device left to die. Which also reminds me of how the new party bizarrely decided to be down with Fearne's hag grandmother who brainwashed her and butchers people to keep their insides as trophies, as well as Laudna's infatuation with a child-torturing psychopath that the rest of the party ENCOURAGES her to fuck.
>oh man this vampire woman who has an invested interest in your survival so you can bring her back to life is totally evil we need to stop her and make you more vulnerable
<but hey, this dude who tortures children and conducts biological experiments to create wmd's is totally okay
I cannot understand how much the inconsistencies keep piling on and there being no in-world consequences when there should be, because Matt's too busy shoving in 'member berries. God damn, yo.
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I keep watching other people play DnD. I don't care how gay 5e is, I want to play it so bad. God dammit.
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Ofc the ugly ogre without a single thought of his own in his head decided to have Black Templars instead of Orks
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Celebrities and their nerd side

Van Diesel playing rpgs and Samoa Joe playing 40k
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Kool Kids Klub Game Review Corner

Chess is a tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of street shitting monkeys hoping to cash in on the long dead Final Fantasy Tactics hype.
Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map. As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.
Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now there's no point in using any other unit. The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, what's up with the Knight? It has the most bizarre combat abilities of all the units. They're retardedly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life. Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. What the actual fuck did they mean by this? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Go pirate SD Gundam G Generation Cross Rays or Gensou Shoujo Taisen E instead.
3 out of 10.
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>there are people on /top/ RIGHT NOW who don't have beautiful interracial children

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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>sorry, i don't date yugioh players
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Fellow /tg/ bros, let's use this thread to celebrate our independence of the IRC cabal-dominated smuglo.li, where dreams go to die, posts are deleted for missing a period, and transexuals bitch about racism and report the post that triggered them.

TO /top/! AND GAHOOLE!
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Digimon TCG

Best TCG on the market.

What decks do you play?
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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MTG
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God, I fucking hate this world.
https://archive.ph/eR6Yd
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The hot new card game is here.
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Time to get into cyberpunk.
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/travisscottgeneral/

Design a board and or card game based on our lord and Savior, based Travis Scott (tm).

/travisscottgeneral/ boyssssss
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B/X Campaign Thread

Tvch /top/ Presents:
Dunkin and Dabbin
Adventures in the Magical Land of Tevechia
A Basic/Expert Set Dungeons and Dragons Campaign

Welcome to Tevechia, a magical land with a mysterious secret. In an age long ago, the immortal ogre king Patrocles killed the old emperor and ruled in his stead. After a thousand years of Patrocles' reign, Tevechia has become the most powerful and prosperous nation in all the known world, but beyond the safety of the cities, adventure still lurks. This is the thread where we'll roll stats, post character sheets, and share summaries of our journey.
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Tiefling girls best girls.
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For the longest time, I've wanted to compile DND 5e material into a comprehensive guidebook. I'm aware it's not an original idea and that there's likely better people out there who have made material things than I ever will, but I think I'm going to go through with it anyway. Give myself the illusion of achieving something. I'll post it here once it's completed, whenever that might be.
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I made a thing.
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Dice game

Beat my roll to win.

{1d6}||[ 1d6 = 3 ]
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Travis is taking over.

This is now a Travis Scott board, faggots.
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The Ultimate Card?

I think so.
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/deadboardgeneral/

DEAD BOARD
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Are you really allowed to make your own fusions in Yugioh like that? When I used to play it the other kids said you could only make fusions that already had cards.
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Forgotten Realms thread

Continuing on the now dead thread from /dunk/ RIP
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Yu-gi-oh chuds and Pokemon menchildren btfo'd

Once again MtG chads win.
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5E Bestiary

As you move aside the thick reeds and peer through the mist, the deep squawking of an unknown creature over the roar of the river become clearer. The mist lifts for but a brief moment, and the silhouette of a large, hunched figure in the shallow water can be seen rooting through kelp with its bill. As the unmistakable shape of an alpha Gorduck stands upright, it turns its gaze directly at you as the fog rolls in to again, blocking any sight of the beast. As you begin to back away to the shoreline, the sound splashing water can be heard from the mist, steadily growing louder and louder.
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I have beaten every type of solitaire on worldofsolitaire.com. You people could never do that. You are like insects to me.
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Welcome to /top/

Here you can talk about board games, card games, and anything related to that.

Important info
To roll dice on the board format it like so [(dice amount)d (dice type)] for example if you posted

["1"d"20"] You will get {1d20}||[ 1d20 = 6 ] and you will get a random dice roll.

Will be posting pdfs to source books and more in this thread shortly.


IN NEED OF A BO AND JANNIES FOR THIS BOARD EMAIL ME AT [email protected] IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE
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>Tabletop games
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/top/ custom 40K

So, 4/tg/ has the eclectic Tiji (and routinely cranks out forgettable oddball sectors), and 8/tg/ (now Smug) has the Eastern European-themed Aetern. What can /top/ make?
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/bgg/ Board Games General

Dawn of a New Era Edition

Previous thread: You are here

The pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8

Thread Question: What new games have you played this year?

Post collections.
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Who here /pigmaniac/???
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Writing

A general purpose writefaggotry thread!

Share your stories, ask for advice and criticism, post ideas or synopsis , whatever else you can think of in regards to writing. Make sure to remove metadata or exif data from any documents you plan to upload!

Are you working on anything? Planning anything? Procrastinating?
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>villain reveals backstory when nobody asked
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Rare added polyhedral dice emotes to Sea of Thieves

Can we play D&D campaigns in Sea of Thieves now?
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looking for this game

is there a tabletop where you play as a seething board owner of dead as fuck boards who keeps samefagging to pretend theres any activity besides himself, getting ownership of more dead boards and desperately trying to spread drama to the other competing boards in an effort to cope and achieve absolutely nothing because hes as irrelevant as a fart in the wind? pic related is what it looked like can anyone help
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World Series of Poker

I sometimes turn this on because I get it free on my antenna TV this shit is so boring but also really relaxing. It feels like the top poker players all look like really big fucking losers. They probably have a ton of money though.