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 No.111[Reply]

<What is Metazoo?
Metazoo is a SCAM that aims to recapture the magic of ride on the coattails of the Pokémon TCG's long term and recent financial successes.
<How do I play?
The vast majority of kids who bought the Pokémon TCG didn't know how to play. Metazoo recreates that making a game so obtuse and impossible to understand that only maybe 10 people maximum have ever actually played it. Take a look at the cards for yourself and see if you can understand what the heck they mean. Not only that, but many cards contain weird Meta rules that would make tournament play (which is an organic reason for price increases in cards) impossible.
<A card game that nobody plays?
That's right, this game was created specifically for investors, with shoddy imitations of the early Sugimori Pokémon designs but for public domain cryptids used as card art. The first releases of the game were sold by the box to investors via a patreon pyramid scheme.
The entire game is really just investors scamming each other by charging increasing high prices for a product no one but them is particularly interested in. One investor youtube channel called "Alpha Investments" was hired to shill the game and given multiple rare cards (one of which features his likeness) and unopened booster boxes as compensation.
<It's still not as much of a scam as NFTs though, right?
Wrong. There are also official NFTs that give investors access to physical cards or the opportunity to buy them.
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 No.691

>>576
Autism is a hell of a drug.

 No.1443

METAZOO SCAM SHUTS DOWN

MetaZoo Games abruptly announced that they are shutting down on January 29, 2024. The company has also wiped their social media pages, but their website remains up.

Like the cryptids in their MetaZoo TCG, MetaZoo Games has more or less attempted an overnight vanishing act. The company's founder Michael Waddell revealed the news on their Discord before it was shut down. Waddell stated the following in the release:

"I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone in the community for the incredible 4 year run that we had," wrote Waddell. "Unfortunately, that era has passed, and faced with logistical and product gridlocks, MetaZoo Games can no longer exist in the current economic and collectibles markets. It is my hope that MetaZoo can continue on as an IP at some point in the future under new ownership, and I look forward to that day."

MetaZoo was one of a handful of TCGs that gained mass popularity during the COVID-19 pandemic era. They gained significant traction in the hobby games market in August 2021, when they managed to break the top ten on the TCGplayer Sealed TCG Product Chart (see "August 2021"). Prior to appearing on that chart at #7, the company had gained superstar DJ Steve Aoki as a full equity partner (see "Partner at MetaZoo Games"). More recently, MetaZoo Games had licensed Hello Kitty for the Kuromi's Cryptid Carnival (see "'Hello Kitty' Crossover Set").

Unfortunately, the abrupt end to MetaZoo Games and the complete erasure of all of the company's social media pages leaves more questions than answers. MetaZoo TCG seemed to be moving right along through the end of 2023 as Kuromi's Cryptid Carnival had recently hit Target shelves and also snagged a spot on the TCGplayer chart in October (see "October 2023"). From the outside looking in, it appeared to be business as usual for the TCG company. The statement announcing their closing also mentioned that more information would be released via their Discord channel when it became available.

 No.1444

Is this the jake paulers thing?

 No.1450

>>1444
no an alpha investments pump n dump scam from some kickstarter crap that took off cuz of the collector/investor boom during pandemic

 No.1453

>>111
Suck my ballsack, Metazoo was good.



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 No.1408[Reply]

Say I want to start playing table top RPGs.
How do I actually do that?
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 No.1411

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>>1408
This thread sucks and OP is gay

 No.1415

Step one: learn a system.
Step two: make a thread on /top/ offering to DM a game in that system.

Alternatively:
Step one: lurk on /tg/ or anywhere else where people regularly offer to DM games.
Step two: wait for someone to offer to DM a game.
Step three: join that game as a player.

 No.1416

>>1415
>Step one: learn a system.
Elaborate?
I've been considering starting something.

 No.1417

>>1416
Step one: acquire the rulebook for the TTRPG you're interested in.
Step two: read it.

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>>1411
>vid
So he thinks like a model who gets fat and attracts the terminal online?



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 No.1273[Reply]

Magic the Gathering decided to add LotR cards. WotC wasn't happy with the original art. Thus did they portray Aragorn as a fucking nigger and then pay people to spam "lol u mad whitey" on twitter. Kill all niggers and Jews.
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 No.1398

>>1397
Man, I used to love to see MtG cards using scryfall, but fuck it, they totally ruined the game with all the poz and shitty lazy new designs.

 No.1401

>>1397
As expected, full of women and niggers.

 No.1402

>>1401
Card game bros….

 No.1404

>>1402
And? What are you trying to imply?

 No.1407

>>1273
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 No.1329[Reply]

Ah, a man of culture.

 No.1389

truly based.



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 No.24[Reply]

Game Finder Thread

>what is the purpose of this thread?

To help tvchanners who are interested in tabletop games to connect with one another and make it happen.

>how do i use this thread?

<1: Specify whether you want to be a player or a GM.
<2: Specify what system or systems you're interested in playing or running.
Optional:
<3: Include a method of contact. (e-mail address, IRC channel, slack workspace, thread on this board, etc, etc(more important for GMs than players))
<4: Include your timezone and/or what days of the week and times of the day you can be available. (It can be difficult to coordinate when you've got a burger, a yuro, and an ausfag all in the same game.)

GM Example:
Hi I'm GMing a DnD 3.5 campaign on Thursdays at 8PM EST. Players can sign up by coming to my DnD 3.5 campaign thread to roll their stats and post their character sheets, first five to sign up get to play.

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>>257
I am putting out an official advertisement for the B/X game.

Nominally, we have four players in the party, but one of them is on break right now and it often happens that one of our remaining players has to skip a session, and we don't normally bother with the session without at least three players present. We have, however, always been open to up to five players at a time. Thus, one more player would be greatly appreciated now.

If you're interested, just head over to >>279 , download and skim the rulebook linked in the thread, roll your stats there, and post a finished character sheet, and the spot will go to whoever does this first.

Don't be worried about how long the campaign has been running for; B/X's treasure-based XP system has been fairly slow so most of the party is still level 1, and right now they're still living in the starter town. Don't be too worried about memorizing every little rule either; we play somewhat fast and loose. All we need is someone who can show up to most sessions mostly on-time and not act like a faggot. If you can just do that then we'll be glad to have you.

 No.1347

>>24
As much as I love ttgs, I dont think I would ever want to meet anyone from this website in the real world. The people here scare me to be quite honest.

 No.1349

>>1347
Now I'm going to hack the site, find your IP, and come to your house so we can hang out. Prepare yourself. We're gonna have fun.

 No.1375

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>>811
I want to fuck the girl on the right in that drawing



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 No.949[Reply]

Imagine giving WotC money.
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 No.1297

>>1296
Small little brown hands addicted to fapping to nigger dicks.

 No.1299

>>1294
>>1296
>>1297
>seething at Nuzach
>on dead ass /top/
that that is what you call "Rent Free."
Stay mad, coons.

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>>1297
As expected, your simple post made he seethe again.

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Sisters…

 No.1374

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 No.1331[Reply]

Streaming

 No.1346

make more 40k videos and I will shill you on the internet to make this place come alive



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 No.1301[Reply]

Did you get a leviathan release box?
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 No.1308

>>1306
I wonder, Gahoole has a 3D machine, did he actually gave money to GW or he printed his models???

 No.1319

>>1308
he bought them
he has bought a lot of shit

 No.1321

>>1319
He got your mom?

 No.1332

>>1308
According to his 40k stream he does 3d print custom bases.

 No.1345

>>1303
based reddit army enjoyer



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 No.1333[Reply]

Games where I can be Napoleon?

 No.1334

Acquire army. Become Napoleon irl.

 No.1338

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>>1335
>Black Power

Amen brother!

 No.1339

Black Powder



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 No.86[Reply]

I've seen so many people try and save their money for the expensive properties, especially Boardwalk. But from my experience, a much better strategy is to buy up as much property as possible as quickly as possible. I've won more games by building houses and hotels on the orange and red properties early game than I have ever have with the dark blues. Railroads are good too. In fact whenever play Monopoly these days, the other players conspire with each other to stop me from buying up all the railroads because their traumatized by how badly I beat them with just the railroads in the past.
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 No.1322

>>1320
Wow, you're an incel and gay at the same time? Wow, just wow!

 No.1324

>>1322
>retard so bootyblasted by Nuzach that he thinks he isn't an incel anymore.

 No.1325

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>>1324
>It's Jewzach after all
Lmao! How does it feels like being the only incel in this entire site?

 No.1327

>>1325
i would kill for prime winona gf

 No.1328

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>>1320
>>1324
Maybe you should learn to stop being a spiteful little goblin and join the chad medbvll crew.



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