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 No.270[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>Throw the strap on him to signal he is now a main eventer
>Immediately change his costume and make him wear a skirt
>Never have him go over clean, has to resort to chickenshit heel tactics to beat midcard Jr jobbers
>Stick him with a manager who brutally mogs him physically and technically
>Have the manager save him in every single match

Does Gedo have some sort of personal grudge? He is absolutely burying this fat gook shitter.
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 No.883

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>Goto jobbing to 3rd gen boomer
How much lower can he go?

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 No.891

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>>887
It's like the universe just doesn't want this tokyo dome show to happen and the bad luck associated with thr new belt continues.

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tana and shingo tore the house down, lmao fuck ibushi

>EVIL next challenger

yawn

 No.908

Hiromu's back and gets an instant title shot against robin eagle


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 No.857[Reply]

Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business
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>>857
He must have wrote it out with some thought but then got ballooned off his tights.

 No.886

[s]faggot[/s]

 No.888

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>>864
It's the same thing that happened with Scott Hall. DDP got him clean, got him in shape, helped fund surgery to fix a lot of his pain, got his finances squared away, and got Hall back into the appearance circuit after he had basically been blackballed due to his behavior. Then Scott started drinking again and everything fell apart.

These guys are fundamentally broken. You can hold their hand and support them and make some progress, but they will always fall back down because something inside of them is just wrong. It really sucks because you can see DDP talking about this shit and getting more and more frustrated and cynical as the years go on. When he started out he honestly believed that deep down everyone wants to be a better person, but they just don't know how to escape from their circumstances. So he gave up his time, money, and home to try and rehab these people believing that they would respond in good faith to his efforts and pick up their own slack once he had set them straight. Almost every single one of them has let him down with the exception of guys like Stevie Richards who was already a pretty decent human being by all backstage accounts, but was just busted up and injured.

You can't fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed, and most people don't really want to be fixed. If they did want to be fixed they would have tried to fix themselves years ago. Part of the reason I stopped trying to encourage people on ogrechan to better themselves. Most of you are human garbage, and are more than content to wallow in your own filth. Occasionally one of you will have a moment of self-awareness and spend a few days crying on here about how unhappy you actually are, but you will always go back to being pieces of shit. You are failures and losers because you choose to be, and no amount of advice or encouragement will change that.

 No.889

>>888
It was all a work brother. DDP is a jew and "helped" the drug addicts only long enough to shill his yoga DVDs brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448

 No.893

>>888
That's because Vince was the guy that held them together with authority rather than hand holding.



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 No.711[Reply]

>Daddy Daddy, buy me some new toys Daddy
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Big Brains Strowman is now asking for 90k for appearences with complete control over how the match will be booked.

Meanwhile Buddy Murphy is in the middle of a bidding war with four different promotions making offers for his time so that they can book "dream matches" with their top stars.

 No.840

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heh

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How long until Braun Strowman and Mojo Rawley film a gay porn entitled Future Endeavors?

 No.878

>>720
The shock is that he was over with the fans despite never receiving a sustainable main event push. He did seem to want to be his own brand rather than a mark for the company.
>>722
Makes sense. Vince will crush someone if they try to play him for a fool.



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 No.528[Reply]

REST IN PEACE
FATASS
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What is weird is how all these bloggers and journos are making out that Bo Dallas was fired. He put out a statement over a month ago saying he was waiting for his contract to expire and then retiring to his farm. He also stated that he and Liv Morgan were getting married and starting a real estate business.

 No.535

Annual spring cleaning

 No.539

>>532
I GOT TOO COCKY BROS

 No.721

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Man I just rewatched the Samoa Joe vs. Necrobutcher match from Mid-South in 2005 and it still blows my mind. It isn't even, technically speaking, a deathmatch, but somehow it is more brutal and more hardcore than any match with convoluted spots. Just Samoa Joe beating a man half to death. It is physically painful to watch. That kinda feeling you get when you see something so intentionally destructive to a human body that you can feel your testicals pull up into your body as your body unconsciously reacts in sympathetic pain for the person being beat. Even typing this out I can hear in my head the sickening sound it made very time Joe smashes Necro's head into the concrete. Just a nasty dull wettish sound as he shoot tries to murder a man in front of an audience of people. The way the screams for blood slowly die down as the audience realizes what they are seeing is just icing on the cake.

Pure kino

 No.877

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>>528
Well this post sure didnt age well



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For this week's installment of WDHMBT we will be watching the FMW Hardcore Bible Compilation

Serving as a highlight reel of some of the most excessive spots in FMW's history, the Hardcore Bible is a must watch for any deathmatch/hardcore match fan. While most of the matches themselves are not actually very good they were all chosen for particularly interesting spots. Sadly the collection does not include some of the more infamous matches, such as the Onita/Funk vs Sabu/Sheik no rope burning barb wire match, as the Hardcore Bible was produced specifically to market to the western audience and they didn't not want to present the promotion's biggest fuckups and mistakes that caused people to nearly die or ended careers.

>Lights Out

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga v Mr. Pogo 7/18/95

>Barb Wire Fire Deathmatch

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga v Mr. Pogo 8/29/85

>Carribean Spider Net Glass Crash Deathmatch

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga & Jason the Terrible & Hideki Hosaka v Super Leather & W*ING Kanemura & Hido 12/21/95

>Barb Wire Death Match

Megumi Kudo v Shark Tsuchiya 12/22/95
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As far as actual wrestling goes the Megumi Kudo matches are honestly some of the best that are in this compilation. I highly recommend that you watch her matches with Shark Tsuchiya and Combat Toyoda. Even now, 25 years after she retired, Megumi Kudo remains the undisputed queen of the deathmatch and no one else has even tried to match the sheer insanity that Kudome had.

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 No.854

Cornette handled sex slaves?
Damn…

 No.855

>>854
He was basically a pimp that encouraged wrestlers to fuck ring rats so that they'd be back to watch the shows.

 No.856

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Cornette made wrestlers fuck his fat wife while he watched to get a push. Cena, Orton, Bautista all had to cuck corny to get to the WWE

 No.859

>>856
She must be connected to the cult or something.

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 No.851[Reply]

For this week's installment of WDHMBT we will be watching the first instance in the long running series, CZW Zandig's Ultraviolent Tournament Of Death

August 31, 2002 saw the first annual CZW Tournament of Death. The event was billed as Zandig's Ultraviolent Tournament of Death due to a storyline of John Zandig losing ownership of CZW to Lobo, thus promoting his own deathmatch tournament. It was held in Dover, Delaware. Non-tournament matches included Green Phantom & Arsenal defeating The Hardcore Ninjaz and a tag scramble match which saw The Backseat Boyz defeat Derek Frasier & Sonjay Dutt, Jon Dahmer & Towel Boy and The New School, as well as a Three Way Dance in which Ruckus defeated Justice Pain and Nick Berk.

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Barbed Wire Boards Match

Zandig vs. Nate Hatred

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Match

Adam Flash vs. The Messiah

>Tag Team Match

The Arsenal & The Green Phantom vs. The Hardcore Ninjaz (Hardcore Ninja #1 & Hardcore Ninja #2)

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Staple Gun Falls Count Anywhere Match

Wifebeater vs. Necro Butcher
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Next week's theme: Best of compilations



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 No.526[Reply]

Is Sumo a shoot or a work, or a working shoot? Or a work that can turn into a shoot?
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 No.818

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A guide to sumo's 19 twisting techniques

 No.819

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Sumo's TRIPPING techniques explained

 No.846

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A guide to sumo's SPECIAL techniques

 No.847

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A guide to sumo's backdrops



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 No.820[Reply]

These are the publicly released paid attendance numbers released by Bushiroad and CyberFight for their Korakuen Hall shows since the year began and collected on cagematch. Events not listed did not have their attendance numbers listed (i.e. DDT's Ultimate Tag League and its 5 audience members in attendance).

After I have supper I will go over the events that occurred on the days of the massive spikes and speculate on what happened prior to massive dips that cause them to happen.

Source:
>NJPW
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=7&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
>NOAH
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=8&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
>TJPW
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=1467&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
>DDT
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=118&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
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So what brought the audience back that swore they would never return? What lead to the gradual rise in attendance and eventual peak of 641 in attendance on Apr 18th?

What could make the notoriously stubborn Japanese change their mind and find it in themselves to once again trust NJPW?

What could it be?

 No.824

Well okay, if Billy Big Belts was what drew the audience back, then what occured on Apr 18th and Apr 19th to cause them to once again lose faith in the company? What could NJPW done to make the fans feel betrayed after they had finally started to return?

Well that would be when they began announcing the newest rounds of cancelations. Following the cancelations prior to Sakura Genesis the audience was still commited to their previously purchased tickets. After Sakura genesis NJPW canceled the majority of the Road To Dontaku shows. Without the road shows to build up to the Dontaku event and with an uncertain future on the horizon the weary and cynical local audience just gave up preordering tickets over not knowing if they would even be able to see the shows. Follow this up with CHADspreay announcing his injury, half the roster sick or injured, and the eventual vacation of the title and it is no wonder that NJPW is on this death spiral.

 No.829

The state of emergency in Tokyo also must be tough on fans, some probably hesitant to attend shows. That being said, NOAH and DDT are doing well. NJPW are paying the price for their retarded move of introducing that new belt, threw out all the goodwill they built up the past decade.

 No.830

>Those numbers
bingo hall tier

 No.831

>>830
The numbers are even more telling when you look at events outside of Korakuen. Outside of the spikes which are directly correlated to PPV blowoffs of their road series, the average NJPW road show draws comperable to what TJPW does in Itabashi Green Hall. Itabashi Green Hall is a civil service building housing the Itabashi Ward Welfare Office and their max capacity is 300 seats.
In the biggest non-arena venue in Japan NJPW is averaging what TJPW averages drawing in a literal welfare office.

>But that is a dishonest comparison, you can't just compare this without factoring in the PPV that have the highest draws of the year for NJPW

Okay then lets just add in Cyber Fight Festival from two days ago which drew 4800 people and that narative is completely wrecked by drawing nearly seven times as much as NJPW's highest drawing show of the year baring Dominion which has not had the numbers come in yet.

I haven't even finished digging into the DDT and NOAH numbers yet as I am still building my spread sheets and graphing them, but Mutoh's run has been extremely damaging to Bushiroad's profit margin. The only hope for them that I see is that Stardom appears to be drawing more consistently and with a higher average than NJPW.



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 No.728[Reply]

TONIGHT WE ARE HONORED TO HOST OUR DEAR FRIEND ANIMEPRO ON https://cytu.be/r/gahoolestream.

TONIGHT @ 11 PM EST HE WILL BE STREAMING THE 2021 CYBERFIGHT FESTIVAL. CARD WILL BE POSTED BELOW FOR THOSE INTERESTED

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE

STARTING BATTLE to begin at 1245 JST (0045 EST/2045 PST)

Starting Battle kickoff: TJPW 10-Woman Tag Match
Mirai Maiumi/Suzume/Haruna Neko/
Moka Miyamoto/Arisu Endo
Vs
Nao Kakuta/Raku/Pom Harajuku/
Mahiro Kiryu/Kaya Toribami
*Kaya Toribami debut match

Starting Battle: Delayed Entry Battle Royale
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 No.813

Yuka is getting frustrated ever since that botched Hurricarana by Miyu

 No.814

Fucked that one up Yukkers

 No.815

Pretty good. I wish I wasn't so tired so I could enjoy it more. I'm finna go to sleep. Old man Mutoh is probably going to disappoint and I can't appreciate Marufuji trying to carry him in the state I am in right now.

 No.816

I am coming up on 24 hours awake. Just lay down Marufuji. I asm going to have to run in 50 minutes, at least let me rest my eyes until them. Old man Mutoh is falling apart in real time. He just botched a back breaker and shattered his knee doing a moonsault.

 No.817

That finish works for me too.
>Mutoh immediately sits up and no sells.
lol those knees are fucked again.



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